Pitbull

I really have to give it up to Pitbull. I never thought he could have recovered as career after 2008 but surely enough, he kept his name buzzing through little features and album releases. You can argue his music is more pop-generated, but make no mistake, "Mr. 305, a.k.a....." is still an ill emcee. On the real for real. (laugh)

Teyana Taylor

(laugh) This is so right on so many levels. (laugh)

Fort Lee Apartment Part 2

A place to call my own. Although, mom dukes knows I will practically be back at her spot (the 'real' home) on a daily basis. (laugh) A lot of love, energy and positivity got placed into making all of this happen. Still a little ways to go in terms of nearing perfection, but for what it is right now, I am beyond excited, thrilled and happy to say August 1st marks the first day of many which I can officially reside here.

Ladies, @CyrusKLanghorne, we have some intimate couch dinners awaiting. (laugh)

Taraji P. Henson

I never had a huge crush on Taraji P. Henson until I saw "Baby Boy." While I did not pay too much attention to the storyline, I relished the fact I got to see multiple sex scenes with Taraji. She is definitely one of the few women who simply gets more attractive in time. Seeing her donning a back tattoo in this instance also brings nothing but ill-matic type thoughts to my head. Pizzowww...

Osi Umenyiora

The football season is literally just weeks away, actually, really just a matter of days away if you con sider the preseason or even take it seriously. Big props to the homie Osi getting rid of his agent and sticking to making a deal work with the New York Giants. At the end of the day, Brandon Jacobs and Mario Manningham do not even come close to the value Osi brings to each and every ball game. Even if he is only coming through for third downs. (laugh)

Woman

So here is the story, early apologies for some of the gaps in here as I know she reads my thoughts in here. (laugh) I had --> have --> kind of still have --> not sure what it is ---> attraction to a woman (I prefer the term 'girl') I kind of knew I had no shot with. Not so much due to me, but just because all of my jokes and intentional flirtatious remarks seemed too silly to have been taken serious. Oh yeah, she kind of has a relationship going on right now as well.

To my surprise, the talks increase, smiles get exchanged (although mine tend to be mad goofy mixed with hidden sincerity) and flirtation rises a bit. I knew I should have just fallen back but I rode the flow and boy oh boy, Killa Season. The more I stood around her, I saw those little distinctions and attributes which did not feel right. One thing after another after another and just recently, one newly learned fact completely made me wake up and realize I need to move on.

I love the thought of there still be a lasting chance but realistically, it would be ill love. My mind tells me I am completely wrong and we could take it day to day (keep in mind I have no idea if she even remotely feels the same way about me) but I sadly know there is no way we could really rock together.

Woman

The only messed up part about my new Fort Lee spot (official move-in is August 1st!) is the fact there is no bathtub, just a shower setting. Although, considering the about of showers I have taken with a few lady friends, I suppose we can make the bed our own bath.

Woman

Yup, I am nearly ready to have massive amounts of girl friends start sending me their semi-to-fully naked photos to my phone --> iPhone pretty soon. Pretty, pretty, pretty soon. (laugh)

Rita Ora

Her breasts, wow.

Breaking Bad

One of the best television shows I have ever watched. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I do not think there are enough "Wow" mentions I can place in here to come even close to how dope this is. Amazing! (laugh)

Woman

Yup, even in 2012, my weakness is still fly women who can rock a pair of Jordans! (laugh)

The-Dream x Pusha T

My eyes are climaxing right now. Very dope visual by The-Dream and Pusha T! Whoa!

Robert Griffin III

I really thought last season would be one of the best NFL seasons we have had in recent memory due to the hype surrounding the NFL lockout. However, this may be even better (just as long as the New York Giants win their fifth Super Bowl title) with Robert "RG3" Griffin III and Andrew Luck, big moves from Tim Tebow to the New York Jets (with Mark Sancez still there) and the unexpected returns of Randy Moss and Peyton Manning. Pull up a chair, grab some grub and prepare for the weekly antics! (laugh)

Jason Kidd

Wow, welcome back to the New York/New Jersey area, Jason Kidd. Wow. Cannot believe this is what Jason Kidd caused from drinking and driving.

Tony Yayo

For some reason, yes, this mixtape cover is making me horny. (laugh) Well, not really, but you have to give it up for the creativity. Take a cute looking woman, have her panties around her knees, sitting on a toilet, smoking a cigarette and with a bottle in her hand and what do you get? Tony Yay's "Sex, Drugs & Hip Hop" mixtape cover. (laugh) Wild.

Message

Welcome back! (laugh)

Artwork

Yup, I am really considering this poster for my Fort Lee apartment. Okay, joking, joking. (laugh)

Woman

Look, I realize there are some women how are naturally gifted, however, the hips on this Asian woman? No freaking way. Seriously. My eyes are deceiving me right here! (laugh)

Woman

I cannot fake, in the back of my head I am seeing my sexual activity increased by a strong 35 percent when I move into my Fort Lee apartment in the next few weeks but all in all? Relaxation. Something about having a little hideaway and "bachelor pad" is pretty relaxing. I keep on joking with people saying I am getting this spot to start a family (yup, my non-serious-but-is-he-really-serious-though moments), but I really want to have a place I can really call my "own." OK, so maybe I just want to walk around naked and know the George Washington Bridge is only a few blocks away. (laugh)

Jeremy Lin

Something told me once Landry Fields got his Toronto Raptors deal, Jeremy Lin would put money over God. Well, Madison Square God-en! (laugh) In all honesty though, I am happy for the Houston market. To see the departure of Yao Ming and now have Jeremy Lin? I have to admit it though, I have never liked the Houston Rockets jerseys. Even during those strong play-off runs, they always seemed crazy bland to me. Not even Jeremy Lin can add spice to those.

Nas

Nasir.

Rihanna x Rihanna

In other words? Pizzzowwww!!!!

Rihanna

Have you ever been so hungry, everything looks delicious? Think about it, you have not had breakfast, you missed out on lunch and you are craving something tasty. Well, the same is true with Rihanna. I do not find her wild sexy, but in a time of excited-ness, she is crazy yummy! (laugh)

Action Bronson

You have to forgive me, seriously. So much wildness is going dowwwwwwwwn, in such a good way, I have been juggling too many things. Believe it or not, I have Action Bronson in my Top 5 Dead or Alive list. Call me crazy or call me Cyrus, it just is what it is. Something about his brute delivery and the way he slays bars like the woman featured in this "Brunch" music video? Nasty.

Fort Lee

Fort Lee, the countdown has begun! My lease is signed, first month's rent in a week and a half. Pizzowwww!!! (laugh)

Breaking Bad

Simply one of the best shows I have ever seen. Still cannot believe this is the last run after season-after-season of perfection. Big props to my home girl "Pfeiffer" for putting me onto this. Such great writing! (laugh) Bryan Cranston, you have officially made me forget about your acting in "Malcolm in the Middle."

Kanye West x DJ Khaled

No words can describe the bliss I have had for the past 72 hours! Yes! Yes! Yeezy!

Fort Lee Apartment

Game's 40 Glocc fight footage < My Fort Lee apartment post-lease signing!!!

Pizzowwwwww!!!!

Woman

No way this is the one and only Miley Cyrus, right? The Internet these days, shucks. (laugh)

Dreamin'

If there is one aspect about having a regular shorty --> girlfriend, it is the naps. Sure, people laugh and may even frown at the notion of a nap but something about kicking back on a weekend afternoon with the Yankees game on low volume, some left over Subway sandwiches and chips on the counter and you and home girl laid out arm-in-arm.

(laugh) Mannnnnn.

MLB

Great dopeness awesome! (laugh)

Woman x Woman

And this is why I am the most socially anti-social person in the entire Go Cyrus Go universe. (laugh)

Woman

I am thirsty for champagne and hungry for Chinese food right about now. (laugh)

Woman x Woman

Wow! So this is what I am missing from skipping out on club events for Yankee games? (laugh) No wonder I am a born again virgin! (laugh)

Woman

The clarity on this photo? Immaculate!

Woman

Whoa, hold up, why is Chris Bosh coming to my mind right about now? (laugh) Champagne facial!

All-Star Game 2012

72 hours before business resumes, let's goooo YANKEES!!!

Robinson Cano x Melky Cabrera

(laugh) Only Yankee fans can enjoy this moment. Melky has always been the big homie. Granted, with his departure came the explosion of Brett Gardner as an incredible left fielder. Dannnng, the homie Melky really got his shine post-Yankees. Atlanta. Kansas City. San Francisco.

Melky Cabrera

So happy for the big homie Melky Cabrera. He has been my favorite Yankee player since 2007 and when the homie got traded after winning the World Series in 2009 for none other than Javier Vasquez (and the big homie Boone Logan), my heart sank. But eh, it is a business after all. Glad to see Melk is milking the league and going to get some big bucks after this season. His numbers continue to get better and better and better and better!

Melky Cabrera x Marey Carey

(laugh) Classic. Dang I miss the homie Melky! Come on, what other fella could you call the "Melk Man," yo? (laugh)

No Malice

Such an incredible record. I think any artist who can sample Frank Sinatra is completely illy! (laugh)

Amen

Dear  Lord,  

 

I know that I don't talk to you that much, but this year you have taken away: 

 

my favorite screenwriter Nora Ephron,

my favorite visionary Steve Jobs,

my favorite author Ray Bradbury,
my favorite childrens' author Maurice Sendak,
my favorite American Bandstand guy Dick Clark,
my favorite hairdresser Vidal Sassoon,
my favorite musician Earl Scruggs,
my favorite Monkee Davy Jones,
my favorite 60 Minutes guy Mike Wallace,
and my favorite singer Whitney Houston.
I just wanted to let you know that
my favorite radio announcer is Rush  Limbaugh.
 
Amen

Drea

Goofy silly sexy. Women who can rock a pair of sneakers, especially Nikes or Jordans? Wowwzers.

Woman

Just for the record, there are too many women friends losing "too" much weight.

The Cleveland Show

I do not like to use the term "genius" too often unless I am referring to Apple, however, I honestly feel Seth MacFarlane flirts with the "genius" status on a regular basis. However, and maybe it is just me, there are some projects I cannot co-sign. Strangely enough, a lot of the things he does still get plenty of support. From the "Cleveland Show" to "American Dad" all the way to "Cavalcade" I just do not "get" them. Still though, I must say, Seth wins even when he loses.

Aubrey O'Day

I need to pray to Hov an Aubrey O'Day sex tape leaks, or maybe I can get lucky, interview her and take my chances, right? (laugh) Wowzers, understatement --> underwear.

Aubrey O'Day

Wait, does she have a fatty? No way, really? (laugh) Way!

Aubrey O'Day

(laugh) Why do I feel like I should know who Aubrey O'Day is? I think there were some nude photos leaked of her? Or maybe she got a really publicized breast --> boob job? (laugh) Either way, no complaints with her Fourth of July notion of Independence! (laugh)

Booty Pop

(LAUGH) I am mad late with this, but, (LAUGH)!!!!!! Imagine "Rugrats" meets "Girls Gone Wild." (LAUGH)

Mike Woodson x Mike Bibby

New York Knicks or New Jersey ---> Brooklyn Nets?

Mike Bibby x Henry Bibby

Even our baby photos are practically the same. (laugh) Still waiting for Wikipedia to add in the entire family tree!

Mike Bibby

Even today, he stays laced with the illest Jordans. (laugh)

Brooklyn Nets

They have yet to even warm-up together and yet the New Jersey --> Brooklyn Nets are getting way more love than the New York Knicks! (laugh) The bandwagon off-season begins! (laugh)

Jeremy Lin

(laugh) The world must be coming to an end pretty soon, all of the New Yorker melting down over Jeremy Lin going to the Houston Rockets has me cracking up! (laugh) Oh wait, we are getting Jason Kidd for three years? ......... I am in so much pain .........

(laugh)

Claire Danes

She is amazing. (laugh) Actually, Claire has no body whatsoever. Still, from seeing her past works to seeing how she gets down in "Homeland," I am drawn to C. Oh, and her toe game is pretty official at the same time. (laugh) Crazy sexy.

Maury

To think, I actually contemplated destroying some kid's pre-Independence Day night in "Madden 12" rather than dish out my thoughts on here. (laugh) Some of these celebrations are just too hilarious not to acknowledge. Birth control, watching the days of the month and playing it safe rather than sorry are all rules, philosophies and ways of living.

Kim Kardashian

The funny argument is what is more important, a thick backside or big breasts? Sure, every fella would like to have both, but is the top as important as the bottom? (laugh) To be honest? Yes. Something about having succulent breasts to compliment (or is it 'complement') a voluptuous lower area is vital. Vital. Vital in the Jack Bauer, "24" type of vital manner. (laugh)

Wiz Khalifa x Lola Monroe

I have hit my late 20's and have encountered a pretty serious problem. Up until recently, any and every female companion I rolled with, well, uh, I slept with. Not necessarily in some sleazy type of way, but just in an, hmmmm... Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes sort of way. Now, most of the female home girls I have around me, some really close ones, I actually have to respect their marital status a.k.a. TAKEN, IN A RELATIONSHIP, MARRIED. (laugh) What happened to all of the swingers? What happened to all of the open relationships? What happened to all of the casual sex companions I used to have? Have I reached Wiz Khalifa and Lola Monroe status?

Eva Longoria

(laugh) Just what the homie Mark Sanchez needs, another distraction. (laugh) Give it up to the homie though, getting attached to Eva Longoria dating rumors? Wow. She is a cougar in the worst way. Take a few cues from Tony Parker, Sanchez! (laugh)

Kanye West

Even though I miss the "College Dropout" Kanye West, I cannot knock the growth Yeezy continues to show on a regular basis. His growth as an emcee, producer, well, shucks, an "artist" is something no one can take away.

Emma Stone

As cliche as the expression may sound, there are truly no words to describe how much of an infatuation I have toward Emma Stone. Well, let me take it back because I will not see errrry movie Emma has been in just because I love her deep voice, teeth, perfect toe game and slender build.......although, if there were ever a woman.....it would have to be her. (laugh)