I have yet to watch this all the way through but felt the necessity to post it here. However, please do not get it twisted, this is not a hip-hop "blog" but rather what is going on through the mind of Cyrus Kyle Langhorne ---> Go Cyrus Go.
(laugh) Prodigy's facial expression right here? (LAUGH) I have to admit, it was very surreal interviewing him last year in light of his autobiography hitting stores. Just as gritty and utterly truthful he sounds on records, he is just the same one-on-one. Thun, thun...
Although I do not endorse or co-sign smoking in any capacity, this is a pretty sexy shot of the luscious Asa Akira. I still cannot drool over her toe game and I realize she has an 'average' body to say the least, but something oh something draws myself and most other adult film appreciators toward her. Well, the fact she does anal sex does not hurt either. (laugh)
For some reason, people think I am joking when I say Curren$y is actually my favorite rapper. Well, I should specify, people turn shook --> get shocked when I tell them he easily ranks into my Top 5 Dead or Alive of all rappers. Something about the code in his raps, the relatable topics he brings up and just so many other connections make him my favorite rhyme slinger. Now while I would see Jay-Z in concert before Spitta in a heartbeat, I would drop cash on Spitta's album way before I go and cop Hov's next LP. Glad he is hitting so much mainstream shine as of late. (laugh)
(laugh) You have to admit, this is pretty insane. With the summer of blockbuster flicks already in full effect (see: The Avengers, literally), I cannot believe how "simple" it was to put together this Dark Knight Returns poster. (laugh) Thank Hov to those diehard Internet heads. (laugh)
Do not laugh, but I have only experienced one menage a trois in my life. However, intercourse did not take place but groping, kissing and bodily kisses were all in tact. Now, getting back to my "do not laugh" remark, I think I may pay for two escorts to live out my wildest threesome experience. While the idea of finding two freaky women does not sound too strange, something about being with "experts" who could live up to my wildest fantasies? Man oh man... (laugh) Crazy.
Honestly? If I were president, I would make marriage banned. Think about it, no marriage and there is no debate over gay marriage, the amount of domestic violence cases would likely decrease and oh yeah, the concept of cheating would take on a whole different look. (laugh)
I miss the days where I would send sexual, well, exchange those semi-naked photos with girlfriends --> MySpace girls. (laugh)
(laugh) I still cannot believe I paid for a full one-year membership for Blue Star Live. I used to laugh at the concept of guys paying strippers to dance or even give them a lap dance. At the end of the day I thought, "If there is no sex involved, what good is it?" And surely enough, I have fallen sucker for these same naked dancing videos. (laugh)
One thing which really gives me the creeps is women who rock white or light-colored undergarments --> panties. Something about seeing bodily fluids or even worse stuff through them just, well, grosses me out. (laugh) Sexy, yes, suspect, at times. (laugh)
Although it is pouring rain on some "The Perfect Storm" type stuff this week, I must admit, this Complex cover looks incredibly dope. If this does not make you want to throw on "Do The Right Thing," then you just are not a Spike Lee head. (laugh)
I know this discussion has been made ---> typed out before on here, but I just do not understand the concept of marriage. Honestly. One of the best examples of "marriage" is probably when I rode the train with my senior year Rutgers French professor who told me how she and her husband travel from Toronto to New Brunswick, New Jersey. But, she did not rock a wedding ring (yup, I have always had a knack for peeping my attractive French teachers) and she explained how her family is very open and non-traditional. In other words, insert Method Man's classic, "You don't need no ring to be my wife, just be there for me and I'ma make sure we be living in an effing lab of luxury......" (laugh)
DANG I miss the big homie Dave Tollefson. Glad he got two rings with the New York Giants, good luck in Oakland, well, not too much since Peyton Manning is on the Denver Broncos. (laugh)
All jokes aside, people do not realize what it is like to be a New York Giants fan. We make an incredible run in the 2007-2008 season which results in a breath-taking Super Bowl 42 and final-seconds game-winning throw and catch (well, plenty of wildness in the final drive). Then, the next season we fall short after having a great record by getting demolished courtesy of the Philadelphia Eagles AT home. THEN, enters Rex Ryan and Mark Sanchez PLUS two long years of people claiming Mark (and the Jets) are better than Eli (and the Giants). Do not forget the fourth quarter meltdown in 2010 against the Philadelphia Eagles AT home. Look at the craziness of last season and the incredible run and growth of Eli as a truly elite player. Nobody deserves to be champions than every New York Giants player, coach, staff, supporter and fan. This was for us. THANK-YOU!!!
YES!!!! Easily one of the illest shows I "just" got really put onto recently. Never really gave it a chance until me and mom dukes went out to Costa Rica and, for some odd reason, it was available on Netflix streaming. Addicted ever since.
I literally know a woman who has the same face as Jynx Maze. Wow. Wow. Wow. I honestly have no idea if I should keep this to myself or just compliment her. However, something tells me saying, "Wow, you remind me of a porn star!," would not be taken the same way I think she should take it. (laugh)
While I have had relations with white women in the past, I have never been officially "dating" a white woman. Long story short? I would love to date a white woman. (laugh)
Although I cannot stand the fact she got breast implants, Abella Anderson is a freak. (laugh) I remember when I first got introduced to her courtesy of the "Bang Bus" and it was a wrap from there. (laugh)
(LAUGH) Hilarious!!! The fact someone was sick enough to think putting their kid in front of the glass hurts my stomach. However, this is still hilarious.
Money never looked so good. (laugh) Kidding, kidding. Better yet, money never smelled so good. Ouch! Wow! (laugh)
(laugh) You cannot fake, this is a pretty ill shot. If there is one thing I must admit being guilty to it is playing with danger. Something about public sex is, well, dangerous. Nothing more, nothing less. (laugh)
There are very few women I would love to have their feet literally step all over my face. Well, let me clarify. There are very few women who I would love to have their feet rubbed against my face, specifically mouth and cheeks. (laugh) Some which come to mind include Emma Stone, Emma Stone and umm...Emma Stone. However, these feet right here are easy contenders. Deliciously delicious-looking, if I may say so myself. (laugh)
Currently inking up a story on this record right now for SOHH. Seriously, whether or not you like anime is not important, the dopeness behind this record? Yup, insane. You have to love the energy and dedication. Crazy ill!
For the past few nights I have been having crazy, wild sex-filled dreams. The scary part? They are being mixed with moments in Costa Rica, co-workers I have never thought about having sex with and odd moments all around. But at the end of the day, who is complaining? (laugh)
Despite her cuteness (although those breasts look horribly fake from the side and if so, her sexiness goes down four notches), I have never been able to co-sign a woman in white underwear. Whether panties, thong, g-string, boxers, etc. Something about seeing those bodily fluids, or other ungodly things, can completely kill the mood. Therefore, ladies, just rip them off or wear colored undergarments. (laugh)
As weird as this may sound, I kind of understand why R. Kelly took, allegedly, his sexual desires to the next level. Well, let me slow down. While R. Kelly in his prime (and likely these days as well) could get any woman (literally any woman, married or not) with ease, he still found himself, allegedly, dealing with minors and even, ah man, urinating on them.
In a weird comparison, I have found myself in a similar predicament (no kiddy stuff, man). While I have ample access to adult sites, there is some sense of pure pleasure coming from sites like BlueStarLive.net and DangWTF.com. Something about women like Wankaego showing off their bodies is more of a turn-on than seeing pure sex.
Have I made any sense in these two, well three, quick blurbs? (laugh)
Truth be told, I started a Tumblr account but I just could not get with it. Sure, it is the "in" thing to be down with and in a time where being "in" is less a style matter but a vital tool to....ah, let me be quiet, enjoy Bernice. (laugh) (laugh) (laugh)
Seriously, have I lost my ability to tell real breasts from fake breasts? Or maybe I never had it. As beautiful as these breasts appear, are they real? I want to say yes, but oh yes, I have been fooled too many times in the past. (laugh)