Quite possibly the most unattractive attractive New York Giants fan I have come across. (laugh)
Female
Quite possibly the most unattractive attractive New York Giants fan I have come across. (laugh)
Osi Umenyiora
Such a great player but on the real for real, it is time for Osi to pack up his bags and take the whining to another team. Love the guy but with the emergence of Jason Pierre-Paul and leadership of Justin Tuck, there are too many other hungry guys who want a shot at a play-offs run.
Tasha Lynn
Although I have only seen a few of her scenes, truth be told, Tasha Lynn is one of the few reasons why I maintain a BangBros(.com) membership. (laugh) On the real for real.
Woman
Why in the world did I not have women "this" thick back during my 2004-2008 Rutgers University run? (laugh)
Asa Akira
Apologies, as I honestly do try to resist from putting full blown adult entertainment on here, but this was a must. I cannot stress the importance or rather the value of a woman who really places an emphasis on pleasing her man. Now how can this be determined by oral sex? Well, quite simply if I may say so myself. There are the women who go no further than a gentle "tap" and maybe even a small kiss here or there. Luckily, I have never had one of those women. Then there are the few who "think" they know how to perform oral sex but then get confused from hand motion, head motion, mouth, teeth, yada yada yada. The woman who really cares about your well-being? Well, look no further than the one and only Asa Akira. Oh yes, swallowing is a whole 'nother post.
Woman x Man
True story. When I used to ride the New Jersey Transit train back home from New York City, I would sport a graduation ring turned upside down. The significance? The way it was made, slightly larger than my actual finger, I found it going under quite often and showcasing itself as a wedding ring. For some odd, but entertaining reason, I would have women leaning against me. Now sure, it was slightly after rush hour, so packed trains is no big deal but when multiple women would seemingly press their buttocks against my penis as my hand, exposing the imitation wedding ring, held onto the top railing bar...well, yup, I would say it was more intentional than those walks in baseball. (laugh)
Woman
Despite my love for women, sex and adult entertainment ---> pornography, I am finding it more and more difficult to tell the difference between natural and artificial. To be quite honest, I still do not understand the science behind "butt" injections. Therefore, these breasts...they "have" to be real, right?
Brandon Jacobs x SOHH
(LAUGH) Please, please, please watch how hard Brandon Jacobs knocks dude over. I mean, come on, this has me in tears! (laugh) Crazy hilarious!
New York Post
(laugh) I love the simple fact this is my "local" paper. Yes. Yes. Yes. Only in New York ---> New Jersey.
Nicki Minaj
(laugh) Can you imagine the day she falls off? Honestly, I wonder who will fill those shoes. Iggy Azalea definitely has me believing she can push units and has some star power behind her.
Tyler, the Creator x The Wanted x Punk'd
(laugh) I know, I know. It is horrible I can even laugh at this but man, I am really in tears. "Punk'd" is simply hilarious. Whoa!
Woman
Costa Rica in one week. If only I can have my hotel hallway decked out with these type of beauties. (laugh)
Woman
Blame it on my Gemini ways but something about women and tattoos pushes me back and forth. One day I feel like women with tat(too)s are sexy, the next day (much like today), I feel they are not necessary at all. I mean, come on, rose petals on a breast? (laugh)
Woman
Nudity to the side, there is something extremely sexy about women who rock headphones. I cannot call it. It is nearly as sexy as women who rock J(ordan)'s on the regular. Just those little ill non-female like (yes, sounds crazy suspect) tendencies make me feel like she is down for anything. Not in a sexual manner either. (laugh)
Woman
If I were a betting man, I would really bet this is what Iggy Azalea looks like with no clothes on from the back. (laugh)
Chase Blackburn
YES! YES! YES! Chase Blackburn is officially coming back to the New York Giants, baby!!!
Woman
WOW! WOW! WOW! And yet another woman whose backside tattoos get a pass under this circumstance! WOW! WOW! WOW! (laugh)
Woman
Who in the world is this? WOW!!! And truth be told, I am honestly not a fan of women who get tattoos on their backsides, even those little ones like what Charley Chase rocks. However, in this context? WHOA!!!
Woman
Reminder: Pick back up on watching "Californication" to see just how much of Megan Good we get to see. (laugh)
Woman x Man
For some reason, a lot of the women I have been with, if not all, really have enjoyed getting their hair pulled. Hair-pulling and spankings have to be the two most underrated moves in my repertoire.
Somaya Reece
What I would pay to see Somaya Reece's breasts. Oh wait, actually, I have. Hmmm....well, her "new" breasts. (laugh)
Woman
The sad part? I actually find the bottle of Coca-Cola more entertaining and enticing than her pose. On the real for real. While I am at it,
Coca-Cola > Pepsi.
Man x Woman
Just for the record, I am huge on going to be naked with any shorty I kick back with. Something about the brute honesty of being clothes-less under the sheets is, well, I cannot really describe it. There is an urgent sense of security, danger and comfort all mixed in one.
Woman x Woman
Although I do not deem a fatty as something, or rather a must-have quality, although, it sure makes it hard to stay loyal. (laugh) Kidding, kidding.
Toes
I cannot lie, these toes make me want to dip them in blue-flavored (yes, I realize blue is not an actual flavor, word to Top Pop) Slurpee slush and lick them dry. Crazy sexy!
Woman
See, in 2012 this photo is boring. If she were on a MacBook Pro, or maybe an iPad, surrounded by a pair of unlaced Jordans on the bed, head leaned with a snap back on, well, maybe I could buy it. But this right here? Not even the least bit impressed. (laugh)
Woman
Truth be told? I have not fully looked into it, but reading some headlines and stories about Instagram banning photos over being deemed obscene --> "for mature eyes" really killed my respect for them. Granted, they just got bought by Facebook, but what is the purpose of a nip slip tease if Instagram takes it down? Wiggity, wiggity wack.
Woman
Although this is a bit extreme, something about aggressive sex has taken over my body, mind and, well, soul since the mid-2000's. Yes, Shakira Riupassa, you schooled me on the scratching, biting and aggressive choking you love so much and I do not consider sex "real sex" unless there are battle wounds afterward. (laugh)
Woman
Do you want to know just how close of a bond we share, ladies? I mean, if you really, really, really want to know how I view you, well, ask yourself this question. Have I ever asked if you either masturbated or had an opinion on women masturbating? If not, well, then, there is a boundary in our relationship which must be torn down. (laugh)
Woman
Now how about this for irony? As much as I love seeing women show off their backsides, I am extremely defenseless when it comes to giving backshots. Something about the position throws me off, and yet, I love it. (laugh)
Shanell A.K.A. SNL
Fat-ty.
Yup, while everyone still melts over Nicki Minaj, my crush has always been on the one and only Shanell A.K.A. SNL from Young Money. (laugh)
Catalina Taylor
There are only a few adult film stars I have fallen in love with. Catalina Taylor is one of them. And yes, her breasts are extremely real.
Oral Sex Instructions
(laugh) I cannot lie, when I was first getting up on sex back in high school, my big homie told me about the "alphabet" method. (laugh) Wild.
Woman
And yet another example of a woman who is not really attractive, but a keen sense of knowledge in throwback pop culture makes me instantly horny. (laugh)
Woman
Although she does not have a rump which compliments these shorts, home girl definitely gets mega points for showing off the DC knowledge. (laugh)
Woman x Man
Although this may appear as obscene to you, I must admit, this is what I think about every time "Avatar" plays on HBO. (laugh) Something about the extreme connection thing. (laugh)
Condoms
Let's be honest. This is pretty ill. Although, I have a nasty habit of misplacing condoms and finding them after the expiration date has passed. Yes, it is true, while I do pride myself in an active sexual life, there are those condoms which find themselves in odd places only to be discovered during spring cleaning. (laugh)
Woman
"I've got oatmeal hormones, ma, instantly horny." (laugh) $20 for who knows what rapper dropped such a corny but dope line! (laugh)
Woman
Something about discovering tattoos on a woman you are with is actually...unpleasing. (laugh) While the "mystery" aspect sounds fun, all those kiddy smiles and sultry kisses get quickly erased when you read:
"Jose" tattooed across her lower back.
Just saying. (laugh)
NFL x Gloves
I cannot fake, a majority of these are crazy ill although I am not really feeling the New York Giants. Then again, how often are players going to try and make a bootleg dynasty sign? (laugh)
NFL
Have I mentioned how much I am craving for the NFL season to come back? (laugh) Nah, just kidding. I really want those fellas to enjoy the off-season, because Big Blue cannot wait until September 5th!
Seattle Seahawks
The crazy thing about the NFL is how fast a team can go from incredible to barely acceptable. The Seattle Seahawks are the honest equal to a Charlotte Bobcats or Washington Nationals, however, it was just a few years ago they lost in the Super Bowl. Makes you really love your team and wish them to success. (laugh) In other words? Go NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS!!!
NFL
I remember back during my high school days, I really could not stand anything, literally anything which was Reebok-related. Nothing. I especially remember when Reebok signed a ten-year deal with the NBA to make them the official carrier, ending their bond with Nike. I was crushed. Now with the hype surrounding the NFL now inking a big deal with Nike for their jerseys, well, shucks, I guess I should be crazy happy but those childhood feelings, well, teenage feelings, are no where to be found. (laugh)
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