Beyond horny....this shall forever remain my Twitter background.....or at least for a long time. (laugh)
Just a couple minutes in and completely co-signing this video. (LAUGH)
From 2009 through pre-season 2011, all I heard was, "Mark Sanchez is New York's 'new' Big Apple favorite." 2012 is here, you decide.
GMen for life. Yankees for life. Knicks for life.
As ill as they may look at first, can anyone really take it seriously? Tattoos are reaching all new heights. Wow.
It has really gotten to the point, in 2012 with more and more plastic surgery, I have no idea if a woman's backside is "real" or not. (laugh)
Believe it or not, I have yet to get flashed by a woman in public. Yup, a trip down to Mardi Gras is due. (laugh)
Yup, I have said this plenty of times but Curren$y is definitely my favorite rapper. Sorry Jay-Z, when it comes to listening to artists, I have a thing about relat-ability (laugh). Yes, I realize this is not a real word, but one reason why I really liked Game during his entire "F*ck Jay-Z" campaign back in 2009 was based off the videos he put out. Seeing him in his hotel room showcasing the Playstation 3, going through his bag of bathroom items (wave grease, soaps, shampoos, colognes), it all came down to being able to relate to him. The same is true but on a much larger scale when it comes to Curren$y. Through his raps, he talks about girls with socks, video games, pop culture references which would even make Robot Chicken get wet. (laugh)
I broke up with the only girlfriend I knew "for a fact" she would be down for some girl-on-Cyrus-on-her action. Dang.
(LAUGH)!!!! I cannot fake, this dunk was pretty insane. When you think about it, Puffy really had to be on point to make sure this was pulled off correctly. (laugh) Dopeness!
How ill is this? Victor Cruz is not only a super star, he is a Super Bowl champion! Dopeness has been defined! (laugh)
Eddie Murphy should have never let her go. Hov only knows how much Michael Strahan broke her back out. (laugh)
I honestly could not get past the first 20 minutes of the first film, but from the main gist of it all?
This record off Sean Paul's 2002 album? Incredible. The rump shaking in the music video? Beyond illy. (laugh)
Shucks, why do I feel like I should know what this .gif is from. Sure, I see the MTV logo in the lower, righthand corner, but nonetheless, what is this from? (laugh)
Have I mentioned just how horny I am right about now? No lady companion in sight, oh yes, lock the doors. (laugh)
This has to be one of the most illy Super Bowl shirts ever created. (laugh) Dancing and sports, whoa!
(LAUGH) I love guys like this. Just the fact people will unleash their feelings in front of their cameras in hopes of millions and millions of other concerned viewers obtain everything being said and run with it. (laugh)
I cannot fake, the urge is going insane! The commercials for Playstation Vita are beyond incredible. (laugh)
(LAUGH) The big homie Steve finally got his ring with the New York Giants after two failed attempts with the New York Jets, despite going to the AFC championship game both times though. (laugh)
Although she is a New York Mets fan, I cannot fake....Tehmeena's love for the New York Giants, New York Knicks (and even the New York Rangers) makes her official. (laugh)
Say what you want, but Kim Kardashian has quite possibly the illest body, not-in-pornography, I have ever laid my eyes on. Whoa!!! (laugh)
(laugh) This is actually pretty illy. Throwback!
Come on, how could you not consider L.T. one of the best? Wow! (laugh)
David is my DUDE! (laugh) The wild thing is how close of a resemblance his daughter has to him. I mean, eyes and everything. (laugh)
This is it for me and Alex Rodriguez. (laugh) This season is going to determine how I feel about the homie. Granted, he has battled some health-related issues over the past two seasons, but ever since coming off an incredible 2009 season, A-Rod has made me shook at the plate. Rather than expect or at least not be shocked at big hits, I just hope he does not pop out or hit into a double play. (laugh) Let's go A-Rod!
Ah man.....I cannot fake, I am hyped. Before you know it, I will be coming home, trying to avoid radio and news updates with Yankees scores, trying to catch the first few opening innings to see the Yanks en route to yet another blowout win. (laugh) Ahhhhh........spring training is in the air. No more AJ Burnett, no more Jorge Posada (sorry big homie, but we are looking to continue winning championships), and yup, no more Jesus Montero. Jesus' catching skills just made me cringe, despite his big bat. Ahhhhhh, here we go!
For the next 36 hours, Carmelo Anthony shall be the target of all New York area media, until, of course, they win their next game on Wednesday against the Atlanta Hawks. Until then, here we gooooo. (laugh)
I cannot even imagine how much any New England Patriots fan's stomach must hurt by not only losing back in 2007-2008, but getting defeated twice in 2011-2012, notably in the Super Bowl to the one and only New York Giants. Wow.
As much as I love button-up outfits and dressing fly, I am leaning toward just going with khakis and sweat shirts like this. Something about the casually dressed up and laid back look is illy in my opinion. (laugh)
No worries, with the baseball season on the brink, expect to see a surplus of New York Yankee-related photos in here. (laugh)
(LAUGH) I seriously need to put all of these up one day. (LAUGH)