Miss Meena


Beyond horny....this shall forever remain my Twitter background.....or at least for a long time. (laugh)

Kid Cudi


Despite how gross this tattoo looks, I must admit, it is crazy original. (laugh) Wow, Kid Cudi!

New York Giants x Fans x Super Bowl XLVI



Just a couple minutes in and completely co-signing this video. (LAUGH)

Eli Manning x Mark Sanchez


From 2009 through pre-season 2011, all I heard was, "Mark Sanchez is New York's 'new' Big Apple favorite." 2012 is here, you decide.

GMen for life. Yankees for life. Knicks for life.

New York Giants


Still cannot believe how magical a ride the New York Giants' 2011-2012 season was. Wow.

Nicki Minaj x Drake x Lil Wayne


(LAUGH) Drake right here? (LAUGH!!!!!)

Woman


As ill as they may look at first, can anyone really take it seriously? Tattoos are reaching all new heights. Wow.

Movie


WOW! How do I "not" know what movie this .gif is from? (LAUGH)

Man x Bear


(LAUGH!!!!)

Woman


It has really gotten to the point, in 2012 with more and more plastic surgery, I have no idea if a woman's backside is "real" or not. (laugh)

Woman


Believe it or not, I have yet to get flashed by a woman in public. Yup, a trip down to Mardi Gras is due. (laugh)

New York Giants


March 6th...dang, I cannot wait......

Notorious B.I.G. x Diddy


Simply one of the best photos in hip-hop history.

Curren$y



Yup, I have said this plenty of times but Curren$y is definitely my favorite rapper. Sorry Jay-Z, when it comes to listening to artists, I have a thing about relat-ability (laugh). Yes, I realize this is not a real word, but one reason why I really liked Game during his entire "F*ck Jay-Z" campaign back in 2009 was based off the videos he put out. Seeing him in his hotel room showcasing the Playstation 3, going through his bag of bathroom items (wave grease, soaps, shampoos, colognes), it all came down to being able to relate to him. The same is true but on a much larger scale when it comes to Curren$y. Through his raps, he talks about girls with socks, video games, pop culture references which would even make Robot Chicken get wet. (laugh)

Woman x Woman x Daisy Marie


I broke up with the only girlfriend I knew "for a fact" she would be down for some girl-on-Cyrus-on-her action. Dang.

Diddy x Chase Budinger


(LAUGH)!!!! I cannot fake, this dunk was pretty insane. When you think about it, Puffy really had to be on point to make sure this was pulled off correctly. (laugh) Dopeness!

Wale x Victor Cruz


How ill is this? Victor Cruz is not only a super star, he is a Super Bowl champion! Dopeness has been defined! (laugh)

Nicole Mitchell


Eddie Murphy should have never let her go. Hov only knows how much  Michael Strahan broke her back out. (laugh)

LORD OF THE RINGS


I honestly could not get past the first 20 minutes of the first film, but from the main gist of it all?

CO-SIGN!!!

WILLY WONKA


CO-SIGN!!!

THE SHINING


CO-SIGN!!!

Beauty & The Beast


CO-SIGN!!!

Inception


CO-SIGN!!!

Woman x Man


This record off Sean Paul's 2002 album? Incredible. The rump shaking in the music video? Beyond illy. (laugh)

Kids


(LAUGH) I hope more than anything, this is fake. (LAUGH)

Chappelle's Show


Easily one of my favorite sketches in both seasons of "Chappelle's Show." (laugh)

Woman x Mask


Shucks, why do I feel like I should know what this .gif is from. Sure, I see the MTV logo in the lower, righthand corner, but nonetheless, what is this from? (laugh)

Tahiry Jose


Have I mentioned just how horny I am right about now? No lady companion in sight, oh yes, lock the doors. (laugh)

T-Shirt x Victor Cruz


This has to be one of the most illy Super Bowl shirts ever created. (laugh) Dancing and sports, whoa!

@JDude988



Quite possibly the illest dude you've never met.

Man



(LAUGH) I love guys like this. Just the fact people will unleash their feelings in front of their cameras in hopes of millions and millions of other concerned viewers obtain everything being said and run with it. (laugh)

Playstation Vita


I cannot fake, the urge is going insane! The commercials for Playstation Vita are beyond incredible. (laugh)

Kreayshawn


I cannot fake, the color clarity on here is pretty insane. (laugh) Dopeness!

The League



(LAUGH!!!!)

Steve Weatherford x New York Giants


(LAUGH) The day of the parade!

Steve Weatherford x New York Giants


(LAUGH) The big homie Steve finally got his ring with the New York Giants after two failed attempts with the New York Jets, despite going to the AFC championship game both times though. (laugh)

Tehmeena


Although she is a New York Mets fan, I cannot fake....Tehmeena's love for the New York Giants, New York Knicks (and even the New York Rangers) makes her official. (laugh)

Nicki Minaj


(laugh) People have the nerve to label Nicki Minaj a sellout. (laugh) Come on, really?

Kim Kardashian


Kim may be short, but incredibly amazing. (laugh)

Kim Kardashian


Say what you want, but Kim Kardashian has quite possibly the illest body, not-in-pornography, I have ever laid my eyes on. Whoa!!! (laugh)

Nicki Minaj



(laugh) This is actually pretty illy. Throwback!

Consequence



Dopeness!!!

Brooke Secrets


 I simply love Twitter. (laugh)

Lawrence Taylor



Come on, how could you not consider L.T. one of the best? Wow! (laugh)

David Diehl x Daughter


David is my DUDE! (laugh) The wild thing is how close of a resemblance his daughter has to him. I mean, eyes and everything. (laugh)

AJ Burnett


AJ is officially no longer rocking pin stripes! (LAUGH) YES!!!!

Alex Rodriguez


This is it for me and Alex Rodriguez. (laugh) This season is going to determine how I feel about the homie. Granted, he has battled some health-related issues over the past two seasons, but ever since coming off an incredible 2009 season, A-Rod has made me shook at the plate. Rather than expect or at least not be shocked at big hits, I just hope he does not pop out or hit into a double play. (laugh) Let's go A-Rod!

Robinson Cano


Ah man.....I cannot fake, I am hyped. Before you know it, I will be coming home, trying to avoid radio and news updates with Yankees scores, trying to catch the first few opening innings to see the Yanks en route to yet another blowout win. (laugh) Ahhhhh........spring training is in the air. No more AJ Burnett, no more Jorge Posada (sorry big homie, but we are looking to continue winning championships), and yup, no more Jesus Montero. Jesus' catching skills just made me cringe, despite his big bat. Ahhhhhh, here we go!

Carmelo Anthony


For the next 36 hours, Carmelo Anthony shall be the target of all New York area media, until, of course, they win their next game on Wednesday against the Atlanta  Hawks. Until then, here we gooooo. (laugh)

Hakeem Nicks


I just want to hop in bed and put up thoughts for an entire weekend. (laugh)

Super Bowl XLVI


I cannot even imagine how much any New England Patriots fan's stomach must hurt by not only losing back in 2007-2008, but getting defeated twice in 2011-2012, notably in the Super Bowl to the one and only New York Giants. Wow.

New York Giants x Sweat Shirt


As much as I love button-up outfits and dressing fly, I am leaning toward just going with khakis and sweat shirts like this. Something about the casually dressed up and laid back look is illy in my opinion. (laugh)

New York Giants


No worries, with the baseball season on the brink, expect to see a surplus of New York Yankee-related photos in here. (laugh)

Woman



(LAUGH) This is why I stopped recording myself. (LAUGH)

Lil Wayne

   

(LAUGH) I seriously need to put all of these up one day. (LAUGH)

Steve Novak


(LAUGH) WHOA! Steve Novak doing Aaron Rodgers' "Discount Double Check"? (LAUGH)!!!!! Over!!!!!

New York Giants x Fitted Cap


ILLY!

Woman x Giants


I seriously love New York Giants fans.

Tom Brady


Apologies to New England Patriots fans, but... (LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Woman x Giants


Instantly horny over any female New York Giants fan.