Will Smith



Extremely motivational. Watch and grind, baby!

Martin



(LAUGH!!!) Classic memories...

Sprite x Sex


I am moving to Europe...

Direct Message


This is extremely true in 2012. Sorry, but after a certain couple of female girlfriends set the bar, there have been no exceptions since! (laugh)

Paul Wall x Wife


Wow, Paul Wall is really skinny! Wow!!! (laugh)

Direct Message


(LAUGH) I dare someone to dispute this! (laugh)

Oral Sex


I know this is extremely vulgar, but I have never seen four, FOUR women taking control of one penis. WOW. I have not yet experienced life...at all.

Ren & Stimpy


NETFLIX Instant....(laugh)

Music Video


I waited 20 years to see this uncensored. WOW!

Chuck Norris


There are only a select few entertainers who, once they pass away, the world will never be the same. While Samuel L. Jackson is at the top of my list, Chuck Norris follows closely behind. (laugh)

The Muppets


(LAUGH)

M.W.A?

(LAUGH)!!!

Woman x Woman


How long did it take you? (laugh) It literally took me eight seconds before I realized this photo is much more than two woman posing naughty ---> naughtily, rather, there are visible marks on the one woman's backside. Spankings. Huge turn-on for any fella, I would imagine. (laugh)

Kreayshawn


For some reason, this photo is turning me on crazily! (laugh) Very Gina Gershon-like. Dopeness!

Dhea x Lil Wayne


(laugh) I know, crazy random, but if Lil Wayne really has an Italian shorty these days, wow, I would be overly impressed. (laugh)

Captain America


Big ups to my big homie "B!" for lacing me with "Captain America" (on Blu-Ray) for Christmas. This movie is pretty sick! Very dope!

Woman


Believe me, there are more graphic images than this I could have posted, but the story behind this is a friend informing me (amongst others) she experienced anal sex for the first time last past week. Am I supposed to say, "Congratulations!" at some point? (laugh) For the other shots...

Message


For some reason, this kind of makes you kick back and think for a minute. (laugh)

Prodigy


It's the P..... (laugh)

Lil Kim


I cannot fake, this photo has me horny. I still love you, Lil Kim! (laugh)

Raekwon


I love this cover. Whoa!

50 Cent



I cannot fake, this video is actually pretty ill.

Nicki Minaj


Yes. Yes. Yes.

Nicki Minaj


(laugh) Cue up, "Look At Me Now."

Playstation 3


I am not a fan of white controllers, but seeing the white Playstation 3 "and" the white controller? DOPENESS!!!

Kapri Styles


Mike Adriano scene meets Instagram! (laugh) Dopeness!

Wankaego


........still drooling........

Wankaego


The sexiest video vixen I have ever watched. Wow.

Tahiry


I am all for large backsides but as dope as Tahiry is ---> seems, I will admit her backside is way too much for the average fella to handle.

Tom Coughlin x Rex Ryan


Say what you want, but Tom Coughlin is still my DUDE. Granted, he does whine here and there, but at the end of the day? My big homie!

Giants x Woman


And yet another dope New York Giants woman. Wow!

Eli Manning x Mark Sanchez


Dopeness! (laugh)

Giants x Woman


Beyond sexy. WOW!

Giants x Woman


Sexy. Sexy. Sexy.

New York Giants


I need a Giants fitted cap. No snap back though! (laugh)

Eli Manning


My favorite quarterback of all-time. Yup, I said it.

New York Giants x Woman


Women who love the Yankees, Giants and/or the Knicks? POSSIBLE WIFE MATERIAL! (laugh)

New York Giants


If things had gone the other way, please believe there would be no mention of the game on here. (laugh) On the real for real! (laugh)

Brandon Jacobs


(laugh) Yesterday was quite possibly one of the best Giants games I did not watch! (laugh) Of course I was out-of-town but kept up with every quarter courtesy of some good peeps. Brandon Jacobs is the homie, although, I realize his season has been more ehhhh than owwwwww. (laugh)

Isis Taylor


Why oh why was this not featured in "Culo," by my big homie Raphael Mazzucco? (LAUGH) Dopeness!

Isis Taylor


Here is yet another ill Isis Taylor photo. The wild thing about the relationships I have been in boils down to the fact I have either had girls with large backsides and small/decent chests or girls with large breasts with no thickness in the back. (laugh) To the woman reading this who possesses both upper and lower features, please contact me immediately. (laugh)

Isis Taylor


Not trying to sound overly perverted, but the day Isis Taylor does a real anal scene? Man oh man...I cannot wait. (LAUGH)

Lil Wayne


WEEZY's SPORTS CORNER 12/24/11 1 OF 7 from DERICK G on Vimeo.


(LAUGH) Word, Wayne! (laugh)

Kreayshawn


Not sure why, but something about this photo of Kreayshawn is a huge turn on. (laugh) Wow!

Alicia Keys


Wow. Alicia Keys is crazy thick. But seriously, is she ever going to get back into music-making? (laugh)

Kreayshawn


One of my secret turn-ons is women who rock fitted caps. Unfortunately, for the home girl Kreayshawn, it is not working in this photo. (laugh) Kreay, go to SoHo and see how the kids are rocking them! (laugh)

DJ Whoo Kid



(LAUGH!!!)

Nicki Minaj



Wow! I cannot fake, Nicki Minaj is heating things up going back to her "Beam Me Up, Scotty" days. (laugh) She is seriously putting her competition, Lil Kim, to rest on here. Too many subliminal lines for me to even say this "may" be a diss. Wow, Lil Kim, wow...Nicki Minaj is doing it crazy! Wow! (laugh)

Paris



(LAUGH)

New York Knicks


Dopeness. Less than a week away from the season kicking off. Let's go!!!

A'mare Stoudemire x French Montana



Dopeness.

Common

   

   

   

   



I really do not mess with "106 & Park," mostly due to timing issues, but this is a really good interview with the homie Common. Yerp!

Kyra Chaos x Jeny Romero


Wow. Beyond amazing.

Raven Symone



(LAUGH) Someone actually took the time to only narrow in on Raven Symone's chest in this show. (laugh) And no, it was not me. (laugh) Wow.

Cam'ron x Vado



I will not lie, I laughed a few times but this is really disturbing. (laugh) No, no...(laugh)

Direct Message


(LAUGH) This is something everyone should really consider. I really try to make love to my past. (laugh)

Direct Message


(LAUGH) But true...