Odd Future
Swag! (laugh) I do not have time to peep this yet, but I am going to. (laugh) These guys are wild.
Culo
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(LAUGH) This is actually coming to a bookstore near you! (LAUGH)
Jennifer Lopez
(LAUGH)!!! Hilarious! I usually do not get down with these corny videos but this is pretty funny.
Jennifer Lopez
This is actually pretty hilarious. Jennifer Lopez is looking good. Single, too? NICEEEE.
Glasses Malone
Yerp! Right here, the homie Glasses Malone talks about his new LP. I cannot fake, dope name!
Rihanna
As strange as this sounds, if possible, I would much rather have sex with the plastic version of Rihanna than the actual one. (laugh)
Smoke DZA
Although I have yet to hear the album, I had such a dope interview with the homie Smoke DZA. I mean, when you can laugh and almost forget you are doing an interview, things tend to really work out smoothly. On the real for real. (laugh)
Mack Maine x Lil Wayne
Short, but still fresh and dope at the same time. I wonder how much Mack Maine balances music and work. It seems like he is the Young Money version of Diddy, but at the same time, Cortez Bryant really seems to be the brains behind the Young Money machine. Just saying, right? (laugh)
Glasses Malone
I cannot fake, this is a dope record. Maybe it has a little something to do with Glasses having shot the clip in New York City. Or maybe it is because he is repping the "Crip Game" which draws a strikingly close resemblance to my New York Yankees. (laugh) Very illy.
Bubbles
I know I put this up previously, but this is so so serious. Pay it respect and give it a few clicks and replays. (laugh)
Cassie
I love Cassie but I really cannot help but pose the question, is home girl's career on the outs? I hope not, but we need to hear more music and get some Diddy-laced collaborations or production pumping. On the real for real.
Drake x Jay-Z
Who knows what the future holds, maybe Lil Wayne's diss toward Jay-Z will go unnoticed. However, I have to think Weezy going at Young Hov will likely leave a bad taste and result in a lack of collaborations with the Young Money team.
Kanye West x Jay-Z
The new Kanye West and Jay-Z "Watch the Throne" album is simply excellence. I know the "Bad Meets Evil" is solid as well, but the way Yeezy and Jigga come together and trade bars is pretty ill. Just because it is not forced lyricism, but freshness, future references and just an overall solid production.
Drake x Justin Bieber
Drizzy. Biebs. (laugh) Am I bugging or have these two never done a record together? (laugh) Maybe I can jinx things with this though. (laugh)
Amber Rose
Very attractive. Although Amber Rose keeps getting into the music ---> entertainment headlines for her nude shots, she is very beautiful. Well, beautiful is a strong stretch, but definitely eye-catching. Shots like these can last a lifetime. Very illy.
Mac OS X Lion Tips
Yup, I know, I know. I am on my nerd-boy tip. (laugh) But shucks, why not get some goofy tech excitement in your life every once and a while? (laugh)
Elena Heiress
Apologies for the obvious "Bang Bros" tag on here. Home girl is definitely dope. Minus the tattoos and large breasts, she is a spitting image of my past home girl.
Right? Right. Righhhhht. (laugh) Goofy. (Inside joke).
Lupe Fiasco
My love for the big homie Lupe Fiasco died once "The Cool" dropped. Not so much because I thought the album was bad, which I did not, frankly, it was super dope, but really because he has really gone way too far off for me to even keep up with. I sort of held it down with "Food & Liquor," but once "The Cool" dropped, his ideas, messages, thoughts went to a whole other level and left me behind. As Soulja Boy Tell Em would say, "Super Complex Lupe." (laugh)
Sylvester Stallone x Arnold Schwarzenegger
These two guys ruled the 1990's. I mean, the 1980's especially, if we are being politically correct. (laugh) But on the real for real, glad to see they are both still doing their thing. Definitely two of the dopest guys still doing their separate things.
Apple Mac OS X Lion
Pay day. Heck yes, I am downloading this! Well, technically I will make the purchase and then let my Apple completely splurge with the dope features! Although I have been rocking with Apple MacBook since January 2010 and MacBook Pro since September 2010, I have never officially made a purchase from the Apps Store. Needless to say, I am pretty excited to see how it all goes down.
Eli Manning x Mark Sanchez
I bleed Giants blue, baby. Respect to those Jets out there, especially Currensy, but unless you are riding with the G-Men, we have no business talking. Well, unless you ride with the New York Yankees as well. (laugh)
Woman x Ronald McDonald
(laugh) This is all good money but the fake Ronald McDonald's hair throws me off. (laugh) I mean, come on, it looks like a mop head spray painted red. (laugh) Nonetheless, this is pretty hilarious.
Woman
(LAUGH) Come on, really? I would love to know who came up with this idea for a photo shoot? (laugh) What's next, a girl sitting in a giant dog bowl with Nibbles-N-Bits getting poured over her?
Woman
This is just over the top. I wonder if I would be as grossed out if these markers were in her vagina. I mean, seriously, who would get turned on by this? College prank ---> dare at best but seriously. Enjoy ladies and gentlemen if this is your type of thing. Definitely something I click-and-go with.
Woman
Let me be honest. If my girl sent me a photo like this to my iPhone ----> BlackBerry, I do not care where I am, we are getting together and having sex. This shot is wildly amazing. Very dope. Very sexy. Very delicious.
Sade
I would love to meet one person, male or female, who does not find Sade one of the most beautiful women, ever. Her voice is practically as extravagant as her looks. Wow. Sade, I shall forever be an admirer of you, home girl.
Bert
I know this is crazy wrong on so many levels, however, I just cannot get over how big of a trend it has become with people taking generic shots and adding the wildest captions to them. (laugh) I mean, this is funny for so many reasons. The only sad part is trying to believe the homie is not talking to Ernie. (laugh) On the real for real.
Boricua
Possibly the best celebration of Puerto Rico I have ever seen. Boricua, you have not only made myself proud but the late Big Pun, Joell Ortiz, Termanology and Fat Joe. Very dope. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Women
Moment of truth? This may be the first video I have ever wanted to masturbate to. Correction. This may be the first YouTube video I have ever wanted to masturbate to. Currently doing movie night with the family so I have this muted but wow. Men and women alike, how can you not watch this without an erection (pause, fellas) or wetness ---> massive dripping? Wow.
Wale x Rick Ross
On the real for real, Maybach Music Group seems like they have a lot of potential. Not just with Wale, but with Meek Mill, Pill, Teedra Moses and a few others as of late. I hope it all works out and everyone gets a strong chance to cake up.
Jadakiss
In 2005, rappers could not admit they were up on social networking, let alone a computer. These days, rappers can not admit they are not up on social networking, let alone a computer.
Madden 12
Granted, the big homie Eli Manning may be getting sacked right here, I definitely cannot wait for Madden 12 to hit stores. Just as I do with my New York Yankees in The Show, expect me to roll hard body with my New York Giants come Madden 12. (laugh)
Woman
I do not say this lightly but wow, she should be doing porn(ography). All jokes aside, her breasts could make her the next Gianna Michaels. Seriously.
Woman
Just for anyone who may be curious, I get these videos, specifically, from DangWTF(.com). Watching a portion of this clip, it really makes me realize how underrated vagina is. Seriously. The average fella thinks it is the equivalent of a penis to a man, but quite on the contrary. The magic which lies in, outside and alongside a vagina is quite amazing, so do not let this over-done video make you think otherwise.
Woman
I really respect women who do these things. I know in the past I use to kind of watch-and-go but when you realize someone took the time to start from fully clothed to fully nude all for either the pleasure of one to some? Very dope. In other words? I need to masturbate to this video the next time I prepare to have actual sex. (laugh)
Fabolous
I never took Fabolous serious in his suit gear. Something about him portraying the whole "Ghetto Fabolous" in a suit did not pop off. Shucks, take a look at Jay-Z these days, even he had to give up the whole entire suit and tie look. Sometimes you have to dead the corporate look and dig deeper.
Derek Jeter x Minka Kellly
Once again, YES! So happy for the big homie Derek Jeter to no longer be with Minka Kelly. Not saying he should link with a woman who knows every last detail about him but come on, even Kate Hudson knew some A-Rod stats during the World Series run and championship win.
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