Wait, so, she is no longer a virgin? (LAUGH)
Even in Bennett Spring, Missouri, the kid still reps New York (Yankees) all day. Who run it? (laugh)
Late night, no Internet or cable and of course this is in my room. Yup, you already know how it went down. (LAUGH)
This big homie taught me what I know about fishing. On the real for real. Trout all day baby! (laugh)
Too many feet, white feet specifically, out here in Missouri. Love the folks but cannot get down with how they get down. Shoot at your nose and at your open toes... (laugh) Killa!
Posting up photos from my Warrensburg, Missouri trip. Well, actually, if you are reading this, then I suppose the above images already told you so and oh yeah, I am still in Missouri until Sunday, July 31st night. (laugh) Word them up. (laugh)
Crazy random, I know, I know. I seriously cannot wait for her to have a sex tape leaked though. Love you, Jennifer Lopez! (laugh)
I seriously want to see Rah Digga's breasts. (laugh) I am very tempted to actually Google search, "Rah Digga nude" but I am shook of what the outcome could be. (laugh)
I just found out Famke Jannsen is the same woman I used to masturbate to in the mid-1990's off of "Goldeneye" WOW! (LAUGH) Jean Grey, word!? (laugh)
It seems like a crazy minute since Young Jeezy dropped an album. Oh wait, wow, since 2008? Ouch! President Barack Obama was not even president yet. Ouch!
I thought it would be weird interviewing a couple (married, as well) who write and publish books together. Ashely and Jaquavis Coleman were wild dope and crazy original. Here, they give their Top 5 reasons to cop their new book, "Murderville." Very illy.
I am telling you, natural breasts are coming back in full swing.
Yurizan Beltran, Ava Addams, Catalina Taylor, Isis Taylor, Halie James, April O'Neil, Gianna Michaels, Aurora Jolie and a grip of others are keeping this "adult" game on point. On the real for real. (laugh)
I am getting ready to find out how many hours, minimum, the average person needs a day. I seriously would love to only need 4-5 or else just add a 25th hour into the day. (laugh)
For some reason, I love listening and watching Joe Budden interviews. (laugh)
Unless your feet are on the Emma Stone level, they will not enter my mouth. (laugh) Her breasts may not be on the April O'Neil tip, but her feet have a fella going crazy.
Believe it or not, I have interviewed Styles P and Sheek Louch on multiple occasions but never Jadakiss. Wild, huh? (laugh)