Direct Message

You know, I never found myself thinking about the future relationships of my ex-girlfriends. I know there are a lot of guys who have a hard time either seeing or imagining their ex-girlfriends with new fellas. Me? Nope. I always hoped they would go on to someone who could bring them as much if not more happiness than me. But I guess in this case, there is the thought of me snagging a fella's girl, loving them down, and then them going back to their home boy. Wow.

Miami Heat

Game 1 in less than 24 hours. Let's go.........

Mike Bibby x Carlos Arroyo

This is so NBA 2K8. (laugh)

Family Guy

HILARIOUS. This is super true.

Rihanna

I love women.

Woman

Wow. Word? I miss the days of having a close girlfriend to kick back and watch wack porn(ography) together which only made our intimate moments even better. (laugh)

Emma Stone

"Go Cyrus Gooooooooooooooo!"

Emma Stone

Emma Stone? Scoot over Agent Renee Walker. This is my new red head dream girl.

Emma Stone

I love her.

Red Dead Redemption

These are a little bit too Pee Wee Herman 'ish, but I would rock them if Nike put the same design on a pair of Nike Dunks.

Emma Stone

Her toes? Mmmmmmmmm.......once again, Emma Stone, the things I would do to those 10 toes?

Red Dead Redemption

I love women who love video games. Not "obsessed" video game heads, but a shorty who can make me sweat bullets playing with Washington versus my Miami Heat (pending Mike Bibby's placement next season.) (laugh)

Posters

Maybe it is just me, but I really have an issue with people who do not keep their posters in place, or rather, do not keep their pictures or posters properly lined.

Red Dead Redemption

Come on. Do you seriously know anyone with a more dope mind than mine?

The Human Centipede

Please. Watch this. Are you kidding me? Hollywood definitely takes an L for this one. (LAUGH) Wow!

Red Dead Redemption

Red Dead Redemption. Yes! Click on the image above to see a little cartoon illustration. I will admit, I did not get a chance to peep the joke. (laugh) Still aiming to get another 100 posts ---> thoughts on here. Catch up!

Donald Trump

I normally keep my cool, but seriously?

Wow, I really would love to drop a curse line in here. Seriously.

Amber Rose

Swimming? NICE...

Amber Rose

Amber Rose. I do believe there is a nip(ple) slip in here. Right? (laugh)

Woman

I love .gifs.

Woman

I am aiming ---> gunning down 100 posts to get caught back up. Please excuse the lack of expansive, lengthy captions. (laugh)

Mickey Mouse

(LAUGH) Word!!!

Women

One of my former girlfriends teased about later in our relationship, we should have a girlfriend get involved in our sexual relationship. Long story short, our relationship was shorter rather than longer. However, ever since, I cannot get the idea out of my head.

Blunt

Even though I do not smoke, what a beautiful and eye-catching creation. (laugh)

Lil Wayne x Cory Gunz

Even though I just watched "Inception" and have a far greater appreciation for this, I must admit, the quality looks a bit poor. Right?

Cory Gunz

(laugh) I know, mad random. (laugh)

Mr. Bubble

(laugh) I remember one of my favorite girlfriends (one of the early ones I really saw myself being with for mad years) and how often we would give each other little things which surely enough, once you two broke up, they would haunt you. (laugh) Mr. Bubbles is definitely one of those things. Still though, I see Mr. Bubble and it just reminds me of how wonderful it is to take a bath with your girl. Something about being in warmth with someone you really care about is a feeling you really should experience.

Notorious B.I.G.

In Prodigy's new autobiography, he brings up an excellent point about B.I.G. He came up with the whole "Infamous" idea with "Infamous Mobb Deep" and how convenient Biggie Smalls turned into the "Notorious B.I.G." (laugh) I wonder, I really do. (laugh)

My Infamous Life

How about this for irony. A writer who hates to read. (laugh) Not me of course, but still, I am shocked how dope this book really is. Mobb Deep's Prodigy put together a page-for-page adventure of his entire life. Trust me, there is the good, the bad and the ugly. Sure, I am pretty confident there are little parts in here which did not get overly elaborated on but still, three quarters of the way completed with this book and man oh man, such a great read.

Aliana Love

It amazes me. When I was younger, I used to masturbate with vibrating pens to taped episodes of "Weird Science" and "Married With Children." (laugh) In 2011, porn(ography) is so easily available most kids probably grow board with it at some point or another.

Need For Speed

I am so adding "Need For Speed" to my Game Fly queue. Turtle and Johnny Drama? Classic! (laugh)

Lil Wayne x Nardwuar

(LAUGH) And another one and another one...

Royce Da 5'9 x Eminem

Come on, man. Seriously? "I bet you could light a cigarette with your a**hole." WOW! Royce Da 5'9 and Eminem rip this record. Seriously!

Rihanna

Although I find myself more intelligent, I draw mad comparisons to me and Turtle (Jerry Farrara). Seeing Rihanna getting stopped at the airport makes me imagine me and her as Turtle and Meadow on a nice flight to Los Angeles ----> Warrensburg, Missouri. (laugh)

Nicki Minaj

Remember Rikishi?



(laugh)

Exactly.

South Park

(LAUGH)

I remember the days "South Park" was hilarious.

Asher Roth

Funny how sometimes you can co-sign somebody so hard and have yet to listen to their full music stash. (laugh) Asher Roth is my dude. Extremely dopeness.

Curren$y

I know I have been saying this for a few weeks now but Curren$y ----> "Spitta" is my DUDE! Seriously. It is funny how you can hear and see so many co-signs of artists and then once you either interview them or see them up close, shucks, your whole entire perspective on them changes. I have religiously played Curren$y's "Covert Coup" mixtape non-stop. Come on, homie even has P(rodigy) and Freddie Gibbs on there spitting ridiculous dopeness.

Man

As bad as this is, I wonder. Who is there to blame right here? (laugh)

Fresh Daily

Fresh Daily is my homie. Period.

DJ Khaled

I have yet to interview DJ Khaled but if I do in relation to this album, I will definitely let him know my real feelings about this album cover. (laugh) I will let you speculate my thoughts if you have the interest and, or, will. (laugh)

Donnis

These days, my fantasy usually involves me laying in bed, television volume on low and a spare few hours to mindlessly post up my thoughts here. (laugh)

Daisy Marie

I know the argument over tattoos is wack. Seriously. It is along the lines of saying people should not curse in public because of the kids. Come on, word? You and I both know the excuse people who do not get tattoos tends to be, "What about when you get old!?" (laugh) Pwwease. Bottom line, I just do not want to ink up my body. Not so much because of a fear of getting old, pweease, I just cannot imagine there being anything I love solely enough to look in the mirror every day and say, "Yeah, uh-huh, you know it." (laugh) Granted, most fellas who have pictures of dollar signs and demons do not do this but still, even fellas with family names on their bodies, word? I mean, could not a bracelet or rubber band with the name(s) on it been just as beneficial? (laugh) Just me thinking out loud.

Rosario Dawson

As much as I "love" Rosario Dawson, I cannot fake. She is way too skinny for me. Delicious breasts of course but her toes throw me off. And not only her toes but her legs and whole body just seem too skinny. I never really thought about it until seeing this clip up above. Dang, she is still my prime pick over any woman with a vagina and breathing organs, but still, my "dream" love is still sleeping.

Sex

I am posting this up for a couple reasons. First, I realize at the age of 25 (and really ever since my mid-early 20's), I am not a fan of more than one penis to one vagina ratios. Rather, let me change it up. While I am all for multiple vaginas at any given moment, I do require there to be at least one penis involved otherwise I feel as though we are being segregated. However, while I do enjoy more than one vagina with a penis in the mix, I am not for more than any given penis other than the one initially involved as seen in the illustration above.

1P(enis) + V(agina)x = Entertainment

Woman

I am not even horny (well, semi-horny) but this photo really strikes me. (laugh) Something about baking powder, or I suppose it is flour spread across a table is sexy. (laugh)

Emma Stone

I know I must have typed this in the past, but Emma Stone shares the same exact birth day (a year younger though) than a former girlfriend of mine. Wow. And to make it most interesting, home girl was one of the most fun girlfriends I have ever had. Granted, we have not talked in a while but whenever we do link up via a text (message) (which I really try to avoid) here and there, it is all love and promises to one another we do not keep. (laugh)

Emma Stone

Say what you want but my sexual fantasy (hopefully thinking about it for 30 minutes straight before going to bed will force it into my dream) is having a threesome with Emma Stone and Mila Kunis. Something about the idea of sex and humor has always been a turn-on for me. Do most people have boring, non-funny sex? I mean, granted, there is penis and vagina involved, but I have never had sex where there was not joking, smiling and just wet tongues involved throughout the whole spectacle. Anybody with me on this one? (laugh)

Mila Kunis

Ever since watching the Jennies softball team while at my grandparents in Warrensburg, Missouri last week, well, specifically the 5'1 female catcher, I have been getting turned on by small women. Shakira (Riupassa), interested in a week-long visit again? (laugh)

Mila Kunis

On the real for real, maybe it is because I am close to going to bed but Mila Kunis is looking delicious these days. Seriously!

Zoe Saldana x Mila Kunis

Somewhere, oh somewhere, yes. I know. My boy Proc(tor) is smiling right now. This one is for you big homie. (laugh)

Beyonce x Jay-Z

They really do make a great couple. I know this sounds really messed up, but them not having a kid any time soon would be so great. I know the rumor is Jay-Z secretly has a child on the low-low, but at the end of the day, Beyonce and Jay-Z being kid-less really means they can keep grinding it out. I still view Jay-Z as being on top of the hip-hop game for at least another three years, easy.

Kim Kardashian

Something about me is wild. I actually, secretly, take offense to people who mess with me. Whether it be girlfriends, friends peeping my GoCyrusGo(.com) and shucks, even "followers" on Twitter(.com). To me, I feel like I am overly modest and question any and all attention aimed my way. It is like the people who enjoy being the underdog. But forget it, you are here and while I am more likely to smile at you while secretly, in my mind, question your presence, I still embrace it.

Kim Kardashian. Her feet alone turn me off, honestly. However, I cannot get past the fact she will forever go down as one of the best sex tape performers of all-time for hardly making a quality sex tape. (laugh) Think about it, she was really pretty motionless but all in all, no time for complaints.

Curren$y

And once again it is on.

Curren$y

Very, very, very ----> Dope!!!

Curren$y

Make way Asher Roth and Wale, there is a new fella rocking my Beats By Dre headphones these days. Not only one of the most entertaining person I have interviewed but Curren$y's music is addictive. Still going hard with "Covert Coup" where he laces Alchemist's beats with Louisiana signatures.

Californication

Something about Pamela Adlon turns me on. Crazy. I seriously have a crush on her. Yes, a mid-20's ----> 25 year-old with a crush on home girl. Sorry Runkle. (laugh)

Kanye West x Jay-Z

What did I learn from this photo? Kanye West travels "errrrywhere" with his MacBook (Pro) and Jay-Z is still messing with the Blackberry. Word. Up.

50 Cent x Timbaland

(laugh) Very random, I do realize this. Still. Illy!