Jay-Z
One thing I tend to notice the more and more I watch Jay-Z interviews is how off-balance he is. I used to think his little stutters and pauses ----> word mix-ups made him more intelligent. However, nah. Come on, kid.
Kid Cudi
Really, Kid Cudi? I typically use my sister's silk socks to ejacula.......wait, oh, this is a joke? Ummm.....ha, ha..........ha? (LAUGH)
New York Knicks
I must admit. Tumblr is dope as funk, but for the true writer, it has nothing on Blogspot. On the real for real.
Chauncey Billups x Carmelo Anthony x Amar'e Stoudemire
Do not look at the past. Do not look at the future. As Common says ----> said, "the present is a gift, and I just want to 'Be.' Exactly. Enjoy it, love it and embrace it. New York Knicks. Welcome new fans and welcome back re-inspired fans as well. We are all in this together. Let's goooooo!!!!
(Do not worry (Mike) Bibby, you know how we roll cousin, 'Washington Wizards!' as well!)
LeBron James x Dwayne Wade
I know, I know. This is mad funked up, right? (laugh) Come on, they have the best record in the Eastern Conference, or maybe the second best record, right? Just stop it. (laugh)
Foxy Brown
As time continues to progress onward, I am becoming more and more convinced Foxy Brown is more insane than sane. Now do not get me wrong. I really funk with her, on the real for real. But with the headlines she makes and the interviews she gives, I am having a difficult time really standing up for baby girl. The Ill Na Na, huh? Naaaaaaaa.
Wiz Khalifa
Wiz Khalifa - "Roll Up" (Official Music Video) from EastExclusives on Vimeo.
(LAUGH) Come on, yo, word? (laugh) I love hip-hop and I am glad Wiz Khalifa is doing his thing but this record is overly commercial. Word them up? WORD.
Jim Jones
Can I be honest? I funk with Jim Jones on the real for real, but I refuse to go and do an in-person with him. Sure, E1 keeps trying to get me to commit a date/time to swing by but nah man. I still remember it like it was yesterday. September 2009. Jim Jones and DJ Webstar were doing interviews at E1 and surely enough, I get there and only Webstar is there. Jones is no where to be found. I shall forever hold Jones responsible for the no-show.
Wiz Khalifa
Get out of here, really? Man, Wiz Khalifa's new album cover looks wack as funk! Sure, I understand the whole marijuana reference but this looks like some off-brand "The Chronic" release. (laugh) Ughhh, no way, Jose!
Dr. Dre x Eminem
(laugh) Come on, look at Dr. Dre. (laugh) Homie looks like a black version of Hercules. (laugh)
The Hangover II
Word the funk up. I promise, for real for real, once I can free up some time and get my sleeping habits back on point, I am going to really elaborate the funk on my posts. (laugh) Until then, appreciate these brief thoughts.
Rick Ross
RICK ROSS 'GOD FORGIVES, I DON'T' BLOG 1 FT. DJ TOOMP from DRE FILMS / MAYBACH FILMS on Vimeo.
Does anybody realize Rick Ross' legacy rests in his production? Hands down.
Angelina Jolie
(laugh) Word? I always knew Angelina Jolie ---> Lara Croft was a bad motherfunker. (LAUGH)
Jae Millz
Can I be honest for a minute? I used to funk with Jae Millz so hard back in the early to mid-2000's. So to see him in 2011 still aiming to drop his long-awaited debut? Ah man, I hope the Young Money paper is really worth it. Really, really, really worth it.
Game x Clyde Carson
Man, I remember my days over at Capitol Records. I was there from summer 2006 until spring 2008. Definitely an experience I continue to cherish as I look back and move forward. (laugh) But one record we always "had" but never got a chance to work was Clyde Carson's "something, something" album. Unfortunately I do not recall what his album was set to be called, but I do remember he had this track called "2 Step." Really dope beat. Hope the big homie is doing his thing.
Obie Trice
My views on Obie Trice are so funking off. (laugh) For so many years I have heard my friends tell me how nice his pre-Shady Records music was. Well, umm, word? Even having heard his earlier stuff, I still did not get up or even receive the motivation to bop my head back and forth. (laugh) All in all, no biggie. I still feel Obie Trice is ill as funk.
Sex
Kryptonite is to Superman as (fill in the blank) is to Cyrus?
Answer: Doggystyle
Yes, I will admit it. For some reason, unless it is a finishing move (on my "Mortal Kombat" tip,) I really prefer to lay off "doggy style." (laugh) Now do not get it funked up. I am like the funking Yogi Berra when it comes to sex. Factor in my achievements plus the impact I have left on the women I have been with? Funk outta here. I should have a Lifetime Achievement Award inked in my name. (laugh) But sex accolades aside, I really have to find just a "f*ck buddy." Literally. I know there is the movie out and yada yada yada, nah. I am serious. I need to find a woman who feels pretty confident in her sex and is looking to just take things to the next level. You perfect my doggy style skills and I shall fulfill any needs you may have.
Yes, yes yes y'all. And it does not stop.
Asa Akira
Although I cannot stand her toe game and her backside is a bit small for my liking, you cannot deny the simple fact. Asa Akira knows who to have sex. Sex. SEX.
Camelo Anthony
Give me a few more days, I am going funking wild with these posts. (laugh) Ask anyone. Dating back to Rome, New York days in the early 1990's, I have always been an Orangemen fan. I still have the VHS tape of Carmelo Anthony and my boys like McNamara and Warrick winning against Kansas. Yes motherfunkers. The dream is coming true -----> is here. Bring on December 21, 2012, motherfunkers! (laugh)
Marsha Ambrosius
There is just something wild about her. I cannot call it. Sure, it freaks me out a bit her name is the same as my mom's ---> mom duke's, but funk it. These past few years can get erased as her new look makes me almost wish some sex tape meets Media Take Out clips leak online. (laugh)
Carmelo Anthony
(laugh) Can you believe just a few months we ----> you were crying about LeBron James not coming to the New York Knicks? Ummm.....Carmelo Anthony. Chauncey Billups. Amar'e Stoudemire. Do you need more tissues?
New York Knicks
(LAUGH) Come the funk on yo, word up? I guess if you already had mad kids copping (overpriced) Carmelo Anthony No. 7 jerseys at the opening game (for 'Melo and Chauncey Billups), I guess the computer geeks ----> professionals could already start putting these together. Very funking illy.
Eminem
Can we be honest for a minute? Minus his music as of late, am I the only person who has to turn down any Eminem CDs I have in the whip during the summer time driving around my town witih the windows down? (laugh) He is dope as funk, but just sounds a bit, errrrr, chea. You know what I mean. (laugh)
Fabolous
(laugh) Yes, I do realize this photo is random as funk. (laugh) I used to be a mad big fan of J's ---> Jordans back in the day ----> five years ago, but as of late, Nikes to the core.
Girl
I have this friend, no really, a friend (not me, yo). Well, anyway, I have this friend who hooks me up with the most incredible porn(ography) you could imagine. For those not too familiar with tetrabytes and gigabytes, let me break it down like this. If you measured the amount of porn he had in hours, his stash would total at least a year and a half. YES. I am talking about the early throwback days of porn(ography) to some futuristic type stuff. Well, anyway, as the "gif" represetns up above, he has this thing with lesbians. I cannot call it. Whenever I ask him to hit me with a couple gigabytes (say about four to five hours of scenes) of his latest stash, there are always some good "regular" sex and then there is always, always, always a large portion of lesbian sex. Eh, maybe I will grow into it some day. (laugh)
Girl
For all of my people who have engaged in sexual activities throughout their lives, is there no better sight and pleasure than being with a person you love, whether it be temporary or long-term, just lying naked next to you or near you? Something about this mere fact and knowing sex awaits you is enough to make any disgruntled couple snap back into shape.
Mike Bibby
Please take offense to this, Atlanta. FUNK THE HAWKS! With the trade of Mike Bibby to the Wizards, I return back to my past hometown, Maryland/Washington, D.C.
Knicks! Wizards! Knicks! Wizards!
Girl
I am actually realizing the older I get, the more in-tune I am to staring at women. Not so much because I am thinking, "I WANT THEM! YES! YES! YES (Network)!!!!" Nah, not at all. It is more so because the older I get, the more women and relationships I become exposed to. I look at women and compare them to other women I have been with. I look at women, specifically, to imagine what sex would be like with them. Does this simple fact make me a pervert? I would hope not. And I do not just look at the standard breasts or backside. I look at clothing, feet, lips, well, you get the point. (laugh)
Rihanna x Jay-Z x Kanye West
I honestly cannot recall if I posted this up a few weeks ago or not, but nonetheless, this is still a funking dope image. Very illy if I may say so myself. In 2011, do people still credit where they use the photos for their space for? "Straight jackin'!"
Nicki Minaj
Is it just me or does Nicki Minaj have really, really, really thin ----> Chicken Little legs? (laugh) Seriously. I wonder what is going on over there.
Cam'ron
(laugh) I know this is random as funk, but seeing the amount of backside and semi-over excitement taking place at Cam'ron's birthday bash, well, shucks, I felt I had to toss this up. (laugh)
The Notorious B.I.G.
Calmatic: CrackRoc from CALMATIC on Vimeo.
This is pretty wild. To see where B.I.G. (allegedly) received his motivation for "10 Crack Commandments" is pretty intense. Dang, B.I.G., word them up?
Rihanna
Rihanna is motherfunking 23? Wow. I need to start going back to Pure18(.com) again. (laugh) Kidding, kidding.
Saigon
I am so funking happy for the big homie Saigon. Seriously. Glad his album finally hit stores. Even if it pushed a small amount of CDs, the project is out. Word up.
Wiz Khalifa x Amber Rose
Not trying to be funny, but I wonder if Wiz's buzz completely dies out, will Amber Rose stick around. Just thinking out loud. (laugh)
Wiz Khalifa x Amber Rose
Word. Word. Word. If you take out Kanye West from the equation, this really makes a dope funking couple. Although, man, sorry, it is tough for me to see Amber Rose having gone from "All of the Lights" to Wiz Khalifa. I know, I know. It sounds like a jab but it is like going from a Maybach to a Rav 4. And eh, I happen to own a Rav 4. Yada mean?
(DOPE PHOTO FADER!!!)
Justin Bieber x Rihanna
(LAUGH) Something in the back of my head makes me wonder what Rihanna's vagina really looks like. (laugh)
Girl
The one "main" negative or only issue I have with being single and really forcing myself to remain single is the fact I realize I willingly have an empty cold ----> warm bed waiting for me each night. Having a main girl and just knowing we had each other's backs and could just expect to have "our" time, man oh funking man. Cherish your loved ones, errrryone. Do it for me. Word up.
Aurora Jolie
Aurora Jolie is dope as funk. But come on, only anal? The "only" virgin porn(ography) star, still? Geesh.
Eddie Griffin
Very illy. (laugh) I actually interviewed Eddie (Griffin) a few nights ago and this is a clip from his new DVD dropping this week. (laugh) Very hilarious. Well, just glad to see my big homie doing his thing on the microphone again. Word up, yo.
Lips
Something about lips. Not even just vagina lips, but actual lips on a woman's face. I have really been playing with fire, in some people's opinions, by telling a number of co-workers how much I love their lips. Seriously. I do. Lips are something I immediately take note of when meeting a woman. Any woman, quite frankly. So love your lips, babies.
Condom
(LAUGH) Seeing something like this brings me back to the 1990's and when "Spencers" was just on the verge of become an all-out 18+-only type of store. (laugh) Hilarious funking condom. Definitely corny but hilarious at the same time.
Vagina
For some reason, these days I have really been craving vagina. Sure, I know it sounds a bit vulgar and much like ground beef, it all depends on brand, location and quality all together. But ideally, some breasts dipped in honey and chocolate Nutella, sliced strawberries and whipped cream (NO COOL WHIP, yo!) spread on a handful of GoCyrusGo-co-signed vaginas (all on different accounts) really sounds good to me about now.
Young Dro
(laugh) I know, I know. Random as funk but Young Dro has always been my dude. I have waited for this guy's sophomore album ("P.O.L.O.?") much like the average hip-hop head has been waiting ----> growing fiercely angry for Dr. Dre's "Detox." No matter what though, Young Dro will always have my props. For real, for real.
Justin Bieber
(LAUGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!) This is up there with Drake ----> "Degrassi's" Jimmy falling from the wheel chair.
Wale
Spot me a few days. Money. SOHH Interviews. Money. Sex. (Not really) And I shall return. Just spot me a few days, OK? ; )
The LOX
I FUNKING LOVE THIS SONG! The only reason I put the actual song up at the bottom is because I prefer the curses in there, come on, a ride or die "b*tch" is real for real. (laugh) Look at how smooth the video was, even Eve was dope as funk. Timbaland kept it official as well.
Lloyd Banks
His freestyles might be a bit off these days, his tracks might be 50/50, but Lloyd Banks is still my funking dude. On my 1990's tip, word is bond, dun-dun. (laugh)
Girl
Just looking at her face, nah. Looking at her booty ---> backside? Hhmmm, OK. Looking at her thighs? WOW! YES! WHOO FUNKING HOOOO!!!
MLB The Show 2011
There are only three sports titles are funk with hard. First, MLB The Show. Second, Madden. Last and very least, NBA 2K.
Get it? Got it. Gone.
Beyonce x Rihanna
You know what I really love about this space? There is literally no concept of time. Granted, you can measure time, sort of, by how often/frequent you see new items posted on here. However, to any new visitor, they will have the same perception/reaction you would have from something posted two weeks ago being seen today. Look, there is not even a time stamp or date per any post. How funking dope, right? This space represents my mind, so the sports, nudity, hip-hop images, videos, (fill in the blank), (fill in the blank), (fill in the blank) are all factors ---> figments of my mind. Owwwight.
The Floacist
Still confused as funk, but on the real for real, I literally watched every last minute ---> second of this video. Very illy. Very illy. Very illy! Dopeness, Diego!
Girl
Let me tell you something. One of my past girlfriends, (fill in the blank), did something practically spot-on like home girl up above. I knew we were going to have sex, with the house all to ourselves, and she had just gotten out of the shower. Basically, I teased her by putting on a few porn(ography) DVDs and she just laughed and kept the towel on her the whole time. And of course I was horny as funk. Then, out of nowhere, she just stands up and says, 'Cyrus,' and let the towel drop. Let me tell you, her naked body in front of me was something out of a movie. I could not have sex for the rest of my life and just be so fulfilled off of the sex I have had these past seven years. Thank-you, thank-you, thank-you to every woman I have been with.
Mystikal
Confession? Back in high school, my freshman year, I used to jerk the funk off ----> masturbate to these two music videos via my taped "BET: Uncut" video stash. Man, 2001 was so funking serious. I had mad girls with crushes on me but my excuse to maintain a 4.0 (well, 4.2 come those AP classes) was so watered down with my internal sexual frustrations. (laugh)
Girl
No offense, but in 2011, you either have a BlackBerry or iPhone. Sorry Android lovers and regular cell phone users, but those are your main two choices. Take it or leave it.
Street Fighter
You guys literally have no idea what SOHH(.com) has in store. We are SOHH funking hyped up, yo.
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