Asa Akira
T.I.T.S X ROCKSMITH FT. ASA AKIRA- RUB YOUR T.I.T.S from TITS Brand on Vimeo.
I cannot fake. I have masturbated mad times to Asa Akira............what? Should I have said "jerked off?"
Rub your t*tties -----> grab your c*cks if you love Asa.
Yelawolf
This dude ----> guy is such a funking beast on the microphone, like hearing bullets ripping through a microphone. Lyrical bullets. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww. (laugh)
Kobe Bryant
Behind The Scenes with Kobe Bryant & Robert Rodriguez from Marcus Troy on Vimeo.
The fact this guy is liked more than LeBron James in 2011 is just hard to believe. Stop and think back to 2002. Mark Madsen. Purp & Yellow. "Three-Peat" chants?
Raekwon
I used to really funk with black and white photos, but in recent years ---> months ----> weeks ----> days ----> moments, I have really learned to appreciate colors. Life is vivrant, or is it vibrant, either way, colors, yo.
Styles P
Funk! Being sick at the end of the month completely funked up my steez, yo. On the real for real. But I feel more alive and better -----> almost better than ever, yo!
Go Cyrus Go
Pardon the absence of goofball -----> Go Cyrus Go (Enter Date) videos these past few days. After a solid week or so of back-to-back-to-back clips, I got taken off my game like a baller with handles, word to the throwback Allen Iverson, current Derrick Rose -----> D. Rose. Anyway, love is love like I used to say back during those high school days when I felt it was more illy to write girls mad long letters instead of trying to spit ---> deliver game to them in the verbal form. Hang in there, enjoy my slow return to non-stop thoughts as my mind is opening back up and I can think more clearly. Funking Hovness, I am feeling so much better. You have no idea, yo. On the real for real. (laugh)
Rick Ross
I funk with (Rick) Ross hard and I cannot lie, this is too funking funny. (LAUGH) I wonder, if the world does not pop in 2012 ----> December 2012, then what will Ross' legacy be in rap? I am not talking two years, five years, not even ten years down the road. I am talking about 15 to 20 years down the road. Will he have ultimately been the biggest joke due to the whole corrections background or will hip-hop have progressed past wack stereotypes by then? (laugh)
Masturbation
One of my favorite memories is of a girlfriend -----> a few girlfriends who would tell me they planned on going back to their cribs and masturbating after hanging out. (laugh) Women, let me tell you, whether a guy has told you this or not, there is nothing sexier than us thinking about you masturbating. Sure, we can YouPorn -----> SpankWire(.com) -----> XVideos(.com) search some videos but when it is organic, natural? Man oh funking man....amazing.
Girl
You have no funking idea. For the past 96 hours, I have been drenched in sickness. I am talking about not even having the strength or interest to watch porn(ography), have sex, masturbate, dream about sex or anything which would create even the smallest of erections. Now, as my cold ---> flu ----> whatever exits my body and I prepare to take-off to New Jersey tomorrow, I am regaining my strength. Yes oh funking yes!!!!
Game x Rick Ross
I know I have made this point in the past, but one of my favorite things I appreciate about Game is his product placement and name-dropping within records. (laugh) The fact he funks with PlayStation 3 also makes me respect the homie even more. Sorry folks, but you should already know:
PS3 > X-Box 360
Big Sean
I keep expecting there to be some huge "G.O.O.D. Music" takeover. I mean, sure, Kanye West is doing his thing and Kid Cudi has gathered a nice following, but what about the realtionship with Consequence, music from Mos Def and anyone else ------> The Clipse's Pusha T, yo?
XV
I interviewed XV a few weeks back but I must admit, this photo is so funking "Jay Electronica"-looking, yo. (laugh)
Drake x Nicki Minaj
(laugh) You know what is wild? These two. Seriously. (laugh) I think they are so funking goofy and witty they may actually funk around and try to have kids with one another. I just worry about who will have a longer run in "the industry." Drake seems like he has more avenues especially when you consider age typically works in a male's favor as opposed to a female. Let's be honest. I used to want to funk Jennifer Lopez ----> J. Lo for a grip of years, but then became introduced to Vida Guerra. I wonder how long Minaj can hold on to her own lane. (laugh)
Carlito Brigante
No need to worry, baby. Yes, it is true, I am funked up like the opening (and closing) scene of "Carlito's Way," but much like Pacino ---> Brigante said, it is going to take a lot more to keep me down. (laugh) Enjoy some peace and quiet for probably the next few days, because when I come back, oh motherfunking baby......you have no idea! (laugh)
Joe Budden
Seriously? Joe Budden is my funking dude. Even though I messed with him off and on over the past few years, I have always had mad respect for the big homie. This is just another case of him showing he is not your average rapper, not by a long shot, yo. (laugh)
Nina B
NINA B- YOU KNOW WHO I AM from RAVENEL RECORDS on Vimeo.
I have no funking idea who "Nina B" is, but the fact she has a crazy nice fatty ---> backside which says "I <3 Giants," means she is the funking illest! Niiiiiiceeeeee!!!
Rihanna
Back when I worked at Petsmart following the varsity basketball season at Westlake High School, I was really dope friends with a co-worker named Wayne. Wayne was the type of dude who you knew was a pervert but also knew he had nothing but good intentions. Well, Wayne allegedly (according to one of my other co-workers) had this thing with women and car seats. Supposedly, after a woman got out of his car, he would smell the seat as she walked out, turning of course. For the past eight years I have thought this must be one of the most disgusting things ever. However, looking at this Rihanna photo, yup, count me on. *Sniff Sniff* Smell me?
X-Men
Granted, I had a few "X-Men" comics, but back in the day ----> mid to late 1990's, I was hardcore into "The Punisher." Nothing was funking with those flesh-drilling bullets. Dang man. Funking memories, yo.
Girl
Even though homegirl definitely needs me to give her vagina-area errr, ummm, vagina, a crazy dope shape-up with my signature "C$" on there, I am digging this woman's shape. Seriously. No mad skinny or flat chested-ness here. Just a nice, wholesome, natural, funking organic body. Kisses on both sets of lips. Muahhhhh!
Gucci Mane x Girl
(LAUGH) This is pretty funking wild! (laugh) I am going to roll over when six months from now Gucci's tattoo mysteriously disappears and errrryone ----> everyone finds out he was just using a temporary tattoo for publicity purposes. (laugh) NIiiiiiiceee ----> Nice!
Go Cyrus Go (January 23rd, 2011)
Dang, those Jets lost. *Eli Manning grin*
(laugh) Nah, on the real for real, I was definitely supporting the Jets, on the "New York 'Ish" tip. However, now, since this is a done deal, let's go GIANTS!!!!!!!
DJ Whoo Kid x Keri Hilson
Yo, word? OK, here it is. Rihanna and Keri Hilson. Both are women I swore I would never find myself mad attracted to and yet, on January (fill in the blank), 2011, I would want to have sex with them over any fake breast, butt implant Lacey Duvalle, Renae Cruz or Jayden Jaymes women without a funking doubt. (laugh)
Sex
YES! Listen, this is no joke. Out of all the women I have had sex with, would you believe the best, best, best sex I had.....whoaaaa, you know what, let me stop. Pardon my absurd ---> abrupt stop. I am currently in Warrensburg, Missouri trying to knock out some late night/dumb silly early morning typing before I crash. Vagina. Sex. I want it all.
Girl
FUNKING WOWWZERS! You know what is ill about this image? The first time I saw it, I just smiled thinking to myself, "Ah yo, she is mad cute." (laugh) And then I proceeded to click downward and on second-glance realized she literally was stuck up. (LAUGH) Funking insane. I almost would bet money this is Cassandra Cruz but she looks overly content with a bottle up her vagina, so I am going to resist tossing out Monopoly money-type bets. (laugh)
Direct Message
YES!!! (LAUGH) Seriously. How often does something this dope ever take place? I think even in the best possible situation, you can have a woman recite the same words, however, you "know" the food is on some McDonald's or other take-out tip. (LAUGH) No homecook meal and then home girl will be ready to funk, funk, funk. (laugh)
Breasts
(laugh) I know, I know. I am a funking sucker for these "gifs." I guess it just boggles my mind someone has the patience to get the precise moments of a video and create such beautiful works of art. (laugh) Word the funk up, yo.
Girl
I know I must have posted this up months and months, ago, right? (laugh) Well, much like my mind and pretty much anyone else's mind. Certain memories ---> thoughts have a habit of re-entering here and there. (laugh)
Girl
Not trying to sound like the big homie Ben Roth(fill in the blank) off the Steelers, or Lawrence Taylor or even funking R. Kelly, I must ask. In high school, are "butt cracks" still popping? (laugh) No pun intended. I remember toward the end of my high school days, girls showing off "crack" was illy. Sure, I think it still looks dope, in a kind of, "I want to funk you but not really show you to my family any time soon" sort-of-way. (laugh) Just food for thought.
Girl
If this was not so cliche, I would funking us it as my "Jogging Session With Cyrus" image. Seriously. But I think it would take away the seriousness behind my thoughts. Granted, I have mad wild thoughts going through my head at any given time, but to the extent of having a dope sexy funking beautiful woman like the homegirl up above? Nah, funk out of here, yo. (laugh)
Beach
Beaches are definitely dope as funk, but other than the few years ---> two and a half years I spent in Florida going to the beach mad early in the mornings with mom dukes and hitting up a few beaches (Coney Island included) around my neck of the woods ----> Jerrrrrsey over the past 36 months or so, I cannot help but think of how uncomfortable the whole setting is after 20 minutes. (laugh) Boogie boards....man, funking memories.
Oral Sex
Something about wanting to have a girlfriend who wants to either try the taste of vagina (other than her own) or continue experiencing it with me, man oh funking man, I respect it. Forget what the critics may say, a vagina is funking beautiful.
Sex
Sorry but I must say this. I am so funking proud of my penis. Yes, my penis. No other penis but mine. (laugh) Sure, I have had beautiful compliments given to it ----> him and even some (fill in the blank with wild fantasies) but I must say, out of all the penises I have unfortunately had to view from porno(graphy) films, I am proud to call mine my own. Nothing more, nothing less. (LAUGH)
Jeremih
E-Money, we have yet to officially meet but I swear on my funking life.............any and every time I hear this song, I will always think of you and imagine you in a Dallas Cowboys g-string. Sorry but true. Muaaaaah and happy funking birthday!!!!!!!
Rafael Soriano
A few days late, chea, I know. Funk it though. Rafael Soriano, Andru Jones and some money left over. Let's funking go Yankees!!!
Man
(LAUGH) Sometimes you have to rule out all logic and just go with whatever is going on. (laugh) As the big homie up above illustrates, take whatever "obstacle" in your life and flip it to your advantage. Seriously.
Audrey Bitoni
Just a random full-length porn(ography) posting. (laugh) Here is a key example of the fake breasts issue I have. Granted, at first glance these look very nice but upon looking at how the sex goes down, they just seem crazy off-balance. I would rather have a mad athletic flat chested sex freak than a fake big breasted mediocre funker. Just saying, just saying. (laugh)
Freddie Gibbs
Freddie Gibbs: Trying To Make A Million Dollars, F**k A Million Downloads from Ruby Hornet on Vimeo.
Funk. Freddie Gibbs is nice as funk. I messed with his mixtape a few months back and it was official. This freestyle shows he is not funking around on the real for real. Very illy.
Wiz Khalifa x DJ Whoo Kid
Out of everyone who does radio interviews, I would have to say DJ Whoo Kid and Funkmaster Flex are my top favorites. Only problem with Flex is he gets too corny sometimes. Still classic though. This interview right here with Wiz Khalifa proves, in my opinion, why Whoo Kid is so funking illy. He just lets the interview develop naturally and throws in wild remarks throughout. (laugh)
Donkey Lips
(LAUGH) Granted, this is from the 2008 Super Bowl (Giants baby!). Say word, I would have thought at this point Donkey Lips would have become one of those celebrities who killed his weight and become mad slim. Homie looks like he is a solid two years away from having a heart attack scare. Real for, real for. Dang man.
Rick Ross
Think about it full-circle. Not just rapping. Image, styles, swag, hometown, brand.....and you will realize it as well. Rick Ross is the hottest rapper out right now, all in all. Okay, so maybe Lil Wayne and Drake are arguable but trust me, no one has more co-signs in 2011 than Rick Ross.
Apple
This is a dope skin but if you are like me, meaning you paid a funking GRIP of money to get your Apple, I doubt you have nothing less than a snap-on case on it. Which pretty much eliminates the idea of having a skin on it. Although, I do have two stickers of Tila Tequila in a bra where my wrists rest. (laugh) Those wrist spots turn up mad fast, whether Apple or Dell or (fill in the blank).
Michael Jordan
Come the funk on yo, sure, there may be some dope Tumblrs out there, but who you know does this spacing stuff better? Where else can you expect daily posts ----> thoughts, right or wrong, ranging from sex to sports to random ideas? (laugh) Niiiice!!!
Sex
I hope my age is not starting to show. (laugh) Over the past few weeks, I have realized the whole sex videos is wack and I would rather search "Cumpilations" to just get non-stop clips of money shots. (laugh) I know, wild as funk, right?
Island
Well, not quite an island but I must admit. If I knew there were no lizards or wild creatures out and about with a nice Wi-Fi and air conditioning, nah, I could funk with fans, then this would truly be a dream. Oh, cable as well. (LAUGH)
Oral Sex
Wow, this puts a whole new spin on "Blow my brains out." (LAUGH) I really have no idea where this clip comes from but it makes me think of a combination of Kevin Smith and Quentin Tarantino. Maybe more so Tarantino to be honest. Funk, might as well toss in a dab of "American Psycho" even though Christian Bale is mad wack to me. (laugh)
Trey Songz
(laugh) Even though I do not support cursing at all (please excuse the habitual "funnnnk"), I must admit, this is random as funk. Trey Songz. Time-out. (laugh) They should have did a play on homie telling homegirl her hair was on fire at Diddy's crib. (laugh)
Go Cyrus Go (January 19th, 2011)
(laugh) Few things. First, funnnnnnk, I wore this same shirt a few days ago. Second, (laugh), I love how I am making it my priority to do a special "boom!" by taking off my fitted cap. Shucks, two years ago you could not pay ----> convince me "not" to rock a fitted cap and du-rag.
Rihanna
I constantly question how "Media Take Out" survives on the daily and yet I realize why and how. They stay getting crazy exclusives. Rihanna topless? What the funk, yo? (LAUGH)
Frekey Zekey
Just jump to the 3-minute mark or so. (LAUGH) Just watch! (LAUGH) Freekey Zekey is wild! I am making this an SOHH news story, some how some way tomorrow! (LAUGH)!!!!
Nicki Minaj
I am sorry, but I wonder how long I have looked ---> stared ---> analyzed Nicki Minaj's vagina in this photo. (laugh)
DJ Envy
PROFILE: DJ Envy from dee vazquez on Vimeo.
These still feel very awkward but DJ Envy is my funking homie. No funking joke!
Nas
This brings back so many funking memories, right? (laugh) Oh schnnaaaaaaap! I still remember my black 60 and 90-minute TDK tapes. Wow, yo. I used to have mad album cuts on tapes yo. For real for real. Even me and my big homie Kelvin would trade tapes too. Mannnnnnn. Funking memories yo.
Model
Random as funk, thanks "2DopeBoyz(.com)." (laugh) Sometimes you have to appreciate the excitement and dopeness of featuring a random pretty -----> seductive woman on this space. Much like real life, we come and go noticing all types of different people and the luxury of not having a name attached to the person is something not always appreciated. (laugh)
Saigon x Tony Touch
(laugh) I cannot recall if I put this up a few days ago or not, but funk it. Just seeing Saigon's passion, written or not, freestyling reminds me why I funking love hip-hop. The pure emotion and thrill, the head nodding ----> pounding, man. I funking love this. SOHH. All Hip Hop. (Fill in the Blank). We do it for hip-hop.
Diamond
Whether she is really married to Lil Scrappy or not is not important. Diamond is sexy as funk and seeing her around some strippers just proves to me one thing. Girls and girls are hot as funk! (laugh)
Saigon
It's Cold from Saigon on Vimeo.
(laugh) Granted, I just completed "Entourage: Season 3" a couple nights ago and am still gassed up over the big homie Saigon getting his acting chops going. (laugh) Anyway, homie is so funking real about his music and although I stunted on him a few years ago, Saigon has definitely earned my respect and time over the past few months. Real for, real for.
Beyonce
Am I sick for wishing there was a recording of Beyonce sniffing a white powder substance? Wait, wait, wait. I am merely referring to BC aspirin. (laugh)
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