Direct Message
To anyone who either reads this space or follows me on Twitter, there is one thing for certain. I love vagina. I love, love, love, love vagina. To all women out there, please keep your vagina shaved and clean, and I promise, nine times out of ten, your boyfriends, husbands and/or jump-offs will head in there tongue first. Promise. And if not, just give me a ring. (laugh) Muaaaah, right on your vagina.

