Wow, this must have been crazy throwback. I have not seen Kanye West rocking a hoody since those artwork decked out hoodies. (laugh)
In all actuality, I have never been with a girl who was as direct and foul-mouthed as to say, "blowjob," but then again, maybe something so decisive and straight-to-the-point is what I need in my life these days. (laugh)
Girls on PlayStations are funking the illest. Actually, they are the funking illest. Yes, yes, much better. (laugh)
Still representing for my (Atlanta) Hawks through (Mike) Bibby, but you gotta love my New York Knicks doing their thing. As far as the New Jersey Nets. Well, um.....chea.
If I could only have unprotected sex with one woman out of the entire world, sorry "Goofy," but I would have to go with Rosario Dawson, hands down. Now calm down, of course we both would be tested and under birth control. (laugh) But yes, sloppy, wet, sweaty, breezy, sex.
I was so funking jealous of this dude while watching "Clerks II." To anyone who does not know, with the exception of Emma Stone's feet, I FUNKING LOVE (LOVE, LOVE, LOVE) Rosario Dawson. Seriously. Starting back with "He Got Game" (sorry, "Kids" came later) up through recent years. I love Rosario and judge any and ALL "possible" girlfriends (chea, right) amongst her traits. I LOVE ROSARIO DAWSON!!!
You know what I am realizing? I am not the biggest, intelligent, pervert I know. (laugh) There are so many funking people who think like me and are not shook to admit it. Yes funking yes!
In 2010, the idea was if you did not take a face shot of cum on your face (sorry, sorry, I know, 'inappropriate' language for your browser!), then you should ditch your porn(ography) career. However, over the past year, having seen Jayden Jaymes, Catalina Taylor, Asa Akira, Natalia Rossi, Gianna Michaels and a few others like Sienna West having taken the next step in their careers by doing "anal," the porn(ography) game has gotten so much funking better.
My feelings toward Asa Akira are nearly exact to Keri Hilson. I do not find her overly attractive, no real backside, the chest game is somewhat average but yet....in a sexual situation (*Watch Keri Hilson's 'The Way I Love You"), I go funking nuts. No pun intended. (laugh)
When I think about Jim Jones, I think back to 2006 when his huge record (I will not even type it in, because errrryone should know it by now) landed him a deal with Columbia Records and tons of attention. Now, literally hours away from 2011 and he has not even come close to the same buzz.
The only thing going through my mind right now:
If you funk with me, play ---> watch the above video. Classic!!!
When I think back in life, I do not believe I ever experienced witnessing a wet t-shirt contest. Sure, I have gone to beaches with girls -----> Wet N' Wild back in Florida but being around a bunch of drunk people tossing water on themselves? Nerp.
I have had a few women in my life, girlfriends of course, who I am proud to say had "fatties." Yes, fatties. Thick, juicy booties. Ummm......I lost my train of thought. (laugh)
I love the 2000's ---> 2010's, but the 1990's were kind of ill as funk. Mostly because from 1988 to 1996, I stayed in the best place on funking Earth......Rome, New York.
Once again, my fantasy -----> goal of bagging ----> linking up with two horny women for some full, blown-out, "SAFE" (more or less) sex has been upped. (laugh)
I know this sounds wack as funk, but just from the image up above, I can never see myself clicking "Involved/Married/Divorced" on a 'Maritial Status' list. (laugh) Seriously. Well, only if me and homegirl have a Will Smith/Jada Pinkett-Smith type of open relationship. It is only sex at the end of the day, right? (laugh)
These days, I am extremely cautious over women with extraordinary backsides. The test, if you can even call it such a name, used to be comparing breasts to backsides. Therefore, if the chest was not over the top but the backside was pretty thick, then more likely than not, it was authentic. In this case up above, I am going to apply the same logic. (laugh)
In an attempt to simplify the blog ---> space on here to make things easily artistic, I have gone to the title descriptions of either "Girl(s)" or "Model(s)." In some cases, I might funk around and just title a woman something along the lines of "(Fill in the Blank)," but otherwise, continue to expect simplicity.
I really like this image ---> poster ----> photo simply because it looks like something you could find if you looked closely at the pictures on Mark Wahlberg's crib in the 1998 (right?) flick, "Boogie Nights." Very dope to say the least.
The shirt is classic. Just like when all of us around the New York area had LeBron James decked out in New York Knicks gear.
Danny A is my big homie. For real for real. Having had the opportunity to interview DJ Whoo Kid in this wild snow storm ---> blizzard week we had around the New Jersey/New York area (via phoner from the crib, thank Hovness), I really love his "Radio Planet TV" videos. He broke them down and really explained the science of meshing hip-hop and Hollywood together. Therefore, expect to see more of a "Radio Planet TV" presence 'round ----> around here.