"What, what!!!" I figure in celebration (chea right) of posting up over 200 errr..umm.."posts" for the month of July alone, I would take the opportunity to put myself on blast.......the biggest "What the funk, GoCyrusGo??!???" material I have compiled ---> created over the past couple years.....200 posts and counting, baby...........
(LAUGH!!!!) ---> *Blank Stare*
You ever write 'Nice Try' back during those grade school days, you know, when someone got 12 answers correct out of 50? Well, (laugh), unfortunately I had a sick sense of humor and remember doing so to one classmate back in the fourth grade. I "knew" what I was doing and the girl whose paper I graded got mad tight and ran to the teacher to scream foul. The teacher, probably about 28 or so, tried to give out some comfort and put a positive twist on my "Nice Try." Surprisingly, I was --> have always been such a good student (that) I could really convince her it was a sincere gesture on my end..........unfortunately, about 15 years later and I cannot shake the memory out of my head.......ughhhhhh............maybe it has served as a constant reminder to know my limits when it comes to jokes and maybe who should get "passes" in my lethal taunt launches.....I share the memory to say this about today's 'BlackBerries'.....
Wow......I just realized it.......this is an unfair advantage......well, technically, I suppose it is fair to compare the iPhoners to the BlackBerries, but when 85 percent of the women with iPhones are strippers ---> (escorts) lovely ladies, well, it is like the freshman squad going up against the varsity basketball team during 5 AM basketball practice. Yada mean? (laugh)
I will be honest, this video has got to be the funniest of the week ---> day. (LAUGH) OH word 'em up. Man oh man........I definitely have to find some time and watch this all the way through. (LAUGH) Word 'em up!
Sure, say what you want.....Shay The UK Bombshell had a great deal to do with me getting a huge jump closer to 200 posts for this month, but funk it, just like my big homie George Steinbrenner always said, "All I do is win, win, win no matter what...." well, Khaled's words, Steinbrenner's phiolosophy...yada mean? Nonetheless <---- I really dislike using this term, ughhhh ---> I am banking in on 200 posts and it feels sooooohh funking good, I must admit........the photo is not accidental either, funkers (inside joke, do not take offense, funker), I must admit, once I hit 200 (and likely have about three more posts which follow moments afterward), I will more than likely have the same pose and facial expression as home girl ---> Nicki Minaj......pweeease beewwweeeave it. Yada mena ---> mean?
(laugh) ----> (LOL) <---- Ugghhh!!!! ====>> (LAUGH!!!!!!!!!)
You ever have the urge to just need ---> want ----> desire for some form of sex? Nah? (laugh) Funk it, home girls up above sound about 15 minutes away from being completely tipsy ---> drunk ---> WASTED and man oh man.....just to wonder what did not make it on YouPorn --> DangWTF.com. Funk, funk, funk. (laugh)
Say word? Nah, fo' real fo' real? SAY WORD? (laugh) Honestly, who can knock any woman who finds pleasure in recording themselves showing off their magic boobs, right? Right. Righhhhhhht. (laugh)
I am really against short posts....you know, the type where a blogger ----> genius (not GZA) plots down an image or video with maybe a one-liner at best? Get the funk out of here! I guess the main idea is the person doing the posts is "too busy" finding more content rather than providing a bit of commentary to help give a post more light, energy and perspective, chea? Well, I have motivated myself ---> forced @GoCyrusGo (fake Twitter account, really) to do at least five bars ---> lines (minus cocaine) to really put some juice (pause) out here........yada mean?
HOWEVER.....if a one-liner was all I could put with this post....well, something tells me it would go --> look like this:
Believe it or not, I care more about the illy shirt than home girl Justene Jaro...(laugh)....who am I kidding, I NEED SEX......yes, Justene Jaro......if I do a 48-image posting marathon, could I get your Twitter account? (laugh) Pweeasseeee......but funk if the shirt is not mad illy........and while I am at it.....here's a little throwback:
Nahhhh man, at the end of the day, let's be honest.......seeing something like this up above is just disturbing. (laugh) Man, it is one thing to know but not see, but once you see and actually really know, well, shucks, puppets lose their hearts I suppose. I guess this is no different than seeing "Santa" at the mall and then catching him getting his "Bad Santa" on by smoking an ounce in the Men's Room. I mean, I know he flies high....no lie, we know this........(laugh)......ahhhhh, classic.
Simply said, I have come across possibly one of the dopest websites ---> spaces on Tumblr....sooooohh funking illy I have decided to keep hush-hush on name dropping it...although, if you happen to peep my "Jogging Break" area, you can easily tell which spot it is. Something illy about seeing this "Jaws" meets "Where The Wild Things Are" is just amazing.....funk, I love this area....do not ---> don't ---> do not ---> yaaah trick yaaaah, you? (laugh)
Say word, does anyone (rhetorical question, on my Mr. Woodcock tip)....remember when I put up footage of the hip-hop square dancing? (laugh) This HAS to be from the same people, right? Taking a critical approach, I love how home girl "knows" hip-hop, breathes it and just "is" hip-hop. Funk it, do not take it serious, do not take it with a grain of salt.......but enjoy nonetheless. This is pretty funking insane at the end of the day though. (laugh) Ohhhhh sccchhnnnaaaap!!!!
".....I have no ideaaaaaaaa....." -Jay-Z
(laugh) Seriously though, pweeease expect nothing but the best from ---> GoCyrusGo(.com) <---- where I honestly use this space as a visual respresentation of my mind...sure, sex, sports, sex, hip-hop, sex, journalism, family, sex all circulate in my mind......but sometimes you can find a post like this right herrrre where a caption, shout-out to the shorty or more details are no where in sight.......just imagine me going into a supermarket and seeing home girl from far away.....two blinks later and she has become a distant memory.........yup.....welcome go GoCyrusGo ----> "A Jogging Session With Cyrus" <------------- Mr. Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Maybe it is just me, but I have a feeling all women are just if not more sexually active (or interested) as the typical fella...right? Seriously. I have yet to meet a woman ----> get with a girl who did not share the same sexual thurst ---> and thirst as myself.....aggression, biting, sweaty covers..ummm......chea.
On a mad serious note, I have decided to whore myself out. To ALL women out there......if you need sexual healing or just a good ol' love session, just let me know..........iPhones optional.
Seriously, I doubt Diddy needs any more compliments but this new/upcoming issue of VIBE just looks funking insane. Woowwwzzzers is an understatement. I have never been a fan of these big, flip-out issues which show off tons of artists.........remember "P. Diddy" on the cover of The Source around 2001 when errrything was poppin' off.........now where are all of those emcees? Yada mean?
Nonetheless, this is illy and I must applaud the "all black errrything" attire. Very illy.
(laugh) Hoping my "Twitter Followers" has now gone to single-digit followers from all of these posts..........I must say, Shay The (UK) Bombshell is pretty illy...eh, people might clown her for only being "worthy" due to her fun bags, but funk it, in times when women are getting fake butts ---> booties and fellas are finding masculinity in being metrosexual, well....funk, do you baby girl.....owwwwww!!!