A Year Ago...


Apollo Signature, Englewood, New Jersey

No joke, Choke, a year ago, April 30, 2009, I was where I am today (literally), preparing to take my "final" trip from New York Penn Station (34th Street) on an over-packed New Jersey Transit train to Rahway, New Jersey...to a home filled with boxes, unplugged televisions and a UHaul awaiting to be packed with a grip of items in the household.

Yes, my last official night in Carteret, New Jersey was exactly one year ago, a Thursday night, and man oh man....how much has changed and gotten better (and better and better).........I still remember the jog to the train......the sweaty elbows moving left and right as I worked my way to a middle, standing section........the conductors fighting their way through tons of standing people.......errryone with their, "Got d*mnit! Every day this routine!"

But me?

Smiling, almost laughing I remember. From Penn Station to Newark to Newark Airport to Rahway.....man, I even remember the "threshold" I felt like passing after walking through the train door and dropping my NJ Transit Train Pass in the garbage....such a revelation.........for four, five years it was always the same.......delayed trains, "Sorry folks, but an AmTrak car has delayed our route into New York by 25 minutes...." and on rainy days? Pweeeease, hoping the trains would run on time after work was like believing you could actually fake-sleep to the Tooth Fairy and hold her for ransom.

(laugh)

A year ago, I made the drive from the Rahway Parking Garage for the last time and got home to an empty place filled with packaged boxes, misplaced furniture.......but man, the future was so enticing, so rewarding, just having an opportunity to foresee my near-future........sure, the next morning would be packed with tons of grunt, hard-work, but imagine a jailed (innocent) convict being told he/she could leave the facility after finishing up a few last tasks.......needless to say, the pain I felt from pounds and pounds and pounds and pounds and pounds of items was pleasing..........

I still remember my two dogs looking at me confused, a little concerned (I would be too, if in their places), but with a smile I assured them it would be better than they could imagine.......thankfully mom dukes has ---> had a wireless PC card I was able to use for my Apple ---> Dell laptop at the time and was able to work the night away (watching the NBA Play-Offs with the final television in the living room still hooked up), with a big bottle of Coke, eager hands churning stories (for SOHH, baby!!!!) which would get published throughout the next day as I worked my tail off......so to any SOHH(.com) heads, those stories from May 1st, 2009 came courtesy of the night before.......as each one was scheduled for publishing, I was drenched in sweat, body getting more and more sore.....taking not one, but TWO trips from Carteret, New Jersey to Englewood, New Jersey.......as the UHaul couldn't fit errrrything the first time around...........

A year ago......man. I love life.

Nightmare On Elm Street


I cannot fake, the new "Nightmare on Elm Street" flick looks illy, funking insane, SICK. Back in the 1990's, all I could remember is being shook of the films and in all actuality, I never have watched any of the Freddy flicks...but this new film?

YES, YES, OH FUNKING YES!

(laugh) Aight, well maybe not so much excitement but from seeing the official trailer when I hit the movie theater earlier this month for "Kick A**," man oh man....the quality seems insane to say the least. I cannot even front, even the new Freddy looks like he is going to have people (Like Me (c) Yung Joc) plugging their ears throughout the entire film.

However......my main concern/issue?

No one I have asked is willing to go see it? (laugh) Nah, do not get it twisted, my A-Game steez is silly willy, but all of the women I normally reach out to say they cannot funk with scary flick.

And chea, this is coming from the same women who LOVED and SCREAMED out of laughter/joy during the "Saw" flicks, but when it comes to Freddy? No way, Jose.

Therefore, any woman within a 10-15 miles radius of Englewood, New Jersey who wants to peep the flick with me, I am treating to the admission and food...the catch? It will be a 10 AM 'ish showing though, on a Saturday (or Sunday, if you can make it....)

Chea? Nerp?

GoCyrusGo@GMail(.com)  "or" @CyrusKLanghorne

Otherwise.......I will have to pull a @Zero2Hero and "B!" by going to the flick on my lonesome.....(with a trench coat and sandals....)

(laugh)

The Daily Step Your Sex Life Up Lesson, Seriously!


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

YES!!! Finally, we are back to sex(ual) positions I can actually comment on and give some feedback. Now, as a semi-foot lover, I must say, something about having my girl's legs/feet on my shoulders why having her push, push, and push it well.........VERY ILLY. When you really examine this position, you will realize how much emphasis is placed on the arms, wow....better start doing your push-ups, ladies, fellas.....wow.

"Bang Bros, Brazzers Or Reality" (c) GoCyrusGo

Okay, truth is....I began doing these little "Bang Bros, Brazzers or Reality" as an excuse to cruise along some porn(ography) websites and justify my searching through my space. Ehhhh........my pervert status is creeping a little bit too high but I guess until it reaches the boiling point, we shall continue to keep it moving. "Big a** t*tties." (c) "Tropic Thunder"

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Bang Bros' Top Pick: Ava Spice's Update

(On a sidenote, for any one who has seen an Ava Spice update, I think we can all agree she deserves the choke-feature, no joke...)

Brazzers' Top Pick: Haley Cummings' Baby Got Boobs


(Honestly, I really do try to avoid the nude postings on these 'Bang Bros, Brazzers Or Reality' posts....)

Reality Kings' Top Pick: Stacey's Big Naturals


No winner, I would rather go back to searching for my ex-girl-girls on DangWTF(.com)....(laugh)

The Reason I Have Withdrawn From The NBA (Play-Offs)


Moment of clarity ---> truth.

I am done with the NBA, sorry, but it just happens to be true....(for right now). My motivation to even pick up NBA 2K9, check out NBA(.com) and even tweet about the love I have ---> had for the Atlanta Hawks is completely diminished. No joke, Choke.

Some people may be taken off-guard, like, "GoCyrusGo, you funking played ball in school and rocked more jerseys to classses than Fabolous' 2001 music videos. Why GoCyrusGo, why?"

I could make up some big explanation and even say, "Well, it is very complicated," however, it all comes down to this:



Look, I know this is very typical but let me go ahead and say it: "I am completely open to errrybody loving and choosing their own sexuality..." but to get to this point, going after my cousin? Come on, word 'em up, Smith? I "could" look on the bright side and be happy about Bibby shrugging and giving Smith the "funk is wrong with you?" facial expression, but when these things go down and it becomes a matter of becoming "exposed?"

Man oh man....I will check-in on the play-offs here and there, but as far as my overall anticipation, care about who wins the championship, etc.....nerp, I re-sign. The only team I vouched for on the regular and constantly refreshed my BlackBerry Internet page for is tarnished and has me feeling like there is some good ol' funkery taking place.

Josh Smith, you have cost yourself and the Atlanta Hawks are loyal fan. Bibbs, keep doing your thing and plan an exit strategy with Woodson, Johnson and your baby's mama. (laugh)

Amber (Rose) Alert


Not trying to win "pervert of the year," but I keep wondering if there are men (or women, too) who would want their loved one(s) to pass gas in their face ----> in their mouth.

Yes, I know, it sounds extremely disgusting and really not a turn-on, but I cannot get the image out of my mind, seeing some 57 year-old bald, short guy paying a prostitute ---> escort to let him squat down, open wide and allow her to pass gas in his mouth.

Ughhhhh....nasty, right? But then you have to think about the popularity of videos like:



(Wait, are they 18 years or older?)

Anyway, you have videos like the infamous "2 Girls, 1 Cup" which make you ultimately stop whatever assumptions you had about sex and fetishes....and toss them out the door, which brings me to Amber Rose. A beautiful backside, but my fantasy of playing the drums with two cans of whipped cream on each buttock differ than yours? Hhmm.....(laugh)

The Champ Is Here


I cannot fake, these two Jadakiss photos (via Rap Radar via Swagga Frenchy) are dope, dope, funking dope. Honestly, I have yet to see if these are promotional shots or if Jada was really warming up for a little DMX/Coolio-type match, (laugh), nonetheless though, the quality of these images and Jada's funky funny smile is enough to make me roll over and laugh. (laugh)

Definitely funk around with the link if you are trying to spice up your Internet Pictures desktop folder.

Daily Kitty Lea Insertion


Kitty funking Lea. Honestly, from this month of postings, can everyone agree this may be one of the most well-put together women in the world?

Once again, please keep in mind I am looking purely from an artistic, beauty stand-point. Truth be told, she has no backside, the face is "aiiight" compared to my Washington Heights murder mamis and sometimes looking innocent will not cut the check.

However, for the sake of utter beauty and the ultimate perfection which comes with her breasts, Hov Bless Kitty Lea. Viva la revolution!

Tongue Twister


If I could go down on any woman in the world? Rosario Dawson. I could answer the question faster than if asked 'What's the name of the girl you first 69'ed?' (laugh) However, I have to come on out and address this little old thing we call oral sex.

Women, I LOVE(D) oral sex. If you had to ask me where my love for going deep sea diving on you came from, I could instantly credit Nas'

"Eat up so much girls call me seafood lover, be having their legs shaking, stab 'em, break 'em, I'm Hercules, Hercules when having relations." (Nas, "The Flyest")

Seriously though, I really started my sex career with perfecting my oral sex skills, something about thinking I could taste my way to a woman's climax was the pure motivation I had to get my talents upgraded. Of course time would pass and I became more finger-licking good as my hands took place of my face so I could "feel" where she ---> they were and then I took on the Bang Bros comparisons and treated myself as if I was in amateur porn star-making mode.

Anyway, I am starting to sway off-topic. Oral sex, I have to admit, I am still a pro-tongue guy but I must say, jump-offs can ----> cannot get it. Or can they? I keep forgetting my age as I prepare to hit 2-5 and realize I am no longer the high school senior or college sophomore/junior....I am, or have been, in an age bracket where women (and men alike) have been around the block more than three times or so in any given month ---> week, so can I resist putting my face down and under?

Even the idea of trust sounds silly to me. "Are you clean?" (laugh) In the past, I have gone to the point of saying, "is it all right down there?" (laugh) Maybe I credit myself for never being in a relationship or having a jump-off who seemed "too" out there. Every woman I have been with has been pretty low-key, maybe a bit out there and silly willy social in the club scene, but all in all.....I have yet to get or catch anything (other than a burnt tongue from...well, GoCyrusGo readers remember my post.....)..........but I will admit, my passion for giving oral sex goes on a case-by-case basis.

No disrespect, but if there is even a little bit of doubt, you "will" receive the kissing (mouth-to-mouth) treatment as I allow my right-hand (man) go pinball-machine-crazy on your "Kitty Kat." However, if there is an attachment or something telling me we could see future sit-downs ---> throw downs going doowwwwwwwwn, then you might get tossed on the couch as I perform CPR down below.

The only two concerns I really have to stress are: virgins and Big Foot-type hairy lower sections. YES, I have seen both and both situations are type-uncomfortable.

And even in today's times, does marriage even promise a clean experience down under? Shucks, I will not lie, "protected" oral sex is probably the most hilarious joke I have ever heard about. The idea of......(laugh).........next post, pweeease.

Black Republican


Funkin' James Cameron put me onto some game just yesterday, man oh man. Now as much as I love and appreciate errrything associated with "Avatar," I have to admit, after watching a six-minute interview he conducted up on YouTube was extremely saddening toward the end.

I know, I know, I am leaving errryone a bit confused since I came out running and gunning (with a Nas/Jay-Z headline reference, too, right?) but I will break things down a bit clearly now.

When everyone got mad hyped about the release of "Avatar" on Blu-Ray/DVD earlier this month, I was dumb silly excited too...but then?

NO SPECIAL FEATURES

NO DELETED SCENES

NO COMMENTARY

Now coming across this realization, the main thought I had was, "Oh sccchhnaaap, word, FOX?!" I even took the time to ride the "Funk Fox!" wave of people who commented on Amazon(.com) talking about how they are milking this film for every last penny. Of course it was not enough to have the biggest-selling movie "of all time," but to rush out the film for an Earth Day release (keep it real, the film dropped in late December/early January, right?) with NOTHING? Funk outta here, yo. Word 'em up?

So, breathing, stretching and (Jersey) shaking word to Ma$e, I found composure and kept things moving.....UNTIL YESTERDAY.....yes, I was looking for some random YouTube videos and saw a highlighted Cameron interview toward the bottom of the homepage and decided to funk with it.

The video featured an English-accented fella who talked about how impressed he was with the film and then, (laugh), it came out.....

"......so fans will be able to see these extra scenes and films all throughout the DVD's Special Features...?"

Just waiting for Cameron to respond amongst the likes of, "Well, the features were not able to get onto the film because f*cking FOX rushed this out too fast....."

Honestly, I would have taken "any" excuse except for the one Cam(eron) gave.....:

"The DVD dropping on Earth Day will not have any special features, so people won't have to worry about all those long trailers and advertisements, they will be treated to the movie starting right up....."

*Blank Funking Stare*

Word 'em up, Cam-Cam? Sure, he went on to say how they wanted to take their time and put together a special, super-duper(-doo-doo stain remover) "Avatar" package which is going to drop around the holiday season (November/December).............

I was hurt, for real, for real. To actually have him try to justify putting out a dope film without all the dope features errryone wants. Nah, you lost one. Of course I plan on copping the "special edition" come the holidays but to be told such a wiggity wiggity wack excuse, from my DUDE, Cam? 'ammmmnnnn.

Eminem > Marshall Mathers > Jesus (Hov) > Any Rapper Alive (Or Dead)



Listen to me (well, "read" what I am saying), Eminem is hands-down the best lyrical rapper out. His anger mixed with a straight-forward flow makes him easily the most exciting thing going on in the rap game, sorry Drake.

After I heard this track, from beginning to end, it was made clear.

Eminem has time and time again proven he is not going anywhere for a long minute (if ever), and plans to get something more than respect and money, but your submission.

Bow down, word to Ice Cube.

Super Street Fighter: Nicki Minaj


(laugh) As much as I told myself I would "not" want to see what lies beneath Nicki Minaj's spandex pants, I cannot fake, the temptation to get a closer look is continuing to grow.

Perverts-united, do not get it twisted, these images are definitely not new but just an example of why Nicki Minaj should be made into a Super Street Fighter unlockable character, funk, if they could do it with Lil Kim on Def Jam Vendetta, I cannot see why this would be a bad move.

Incredibly illy.

Being 44 & Fat

By now I would hope errryone who visits the GoCyrusGo(.com) space realizes my headlines are either very sarcastic and/or pack more meaning than what is presented to the eye.

Hence, Stacey Dash. 44 years old with a fatty your 22 year-old roomate would be jealous of. Wow....no comment, just amazed.


Men, funk it, women alike....please do yourself a favor and click on the last image. The close-up is enough to even make Michelle Obama funk around and consider calling up Sarah Palin ---> Lisa Ann for a late-night session.

Owwwwwwwiiggght!

The Daily Step Your Sex Life Up Lesson, Seriously!


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

(LAUGH)

Finally! Sorry folks but this daily posting of "Amazon" style sex is just overly disturbing. I completely get the idea of subjecting your body to any and all means necessary through the experimentation of sex but come on, women/ladies/girls, watching this above illustration ---> active visual, word???

Could you women really see yourselves going all out with your boy-boy's feet gripped in your hands like a scene from Aliens? (laugh) Maybe it is just me and I am a bit old-fashioned but there are just some sex moves/positions/aspects where a woman knows her man should have his own rights.

(laugh) Who knows, maybe this "is" an extremely exciting and enticing sexual position, maybe I'll have to let someone hit me with a post-experiment e-mail with the details:

GoCyrusGo@GMail.com

*Inbox: FULL*

Daily Kitty Lea Insertion


I won't lie, Kitty Lea's days are really numbered. Well, in all honesty, I believe she has about 18 to 19 more topless images for me to use, so we are actually looking to mid-May for her run of "Daily Kitty Lea Insertion" posts to come to an end. Regardless, I keep wondering if I should continue this steez of mine to go with a woman with such elegance and perfection (well, in some aspect) being shown without a top on and featured on the space.....DAILY.

It may seem easy but it really is giving me quite a headache because while initially I contemplated on whether to just use the remainder of Kitty'e non-topless (but still sexy) images for when I finish up with the topless shots I feel I would be cheating myself. Sure, she has a cute smile and a really thin waist but the aspect which attracted me the most to even place ol' girl on here DAILY is strictly due to her perfect nipples. No apologies, this is the utter truth. Just knowing they are real and the ever so artistic symmetry wiht which they are assisted with.

Man oh man. Funk the future because as they say, "we got care and don't care who got next." Go 'head Kitty Lea, your uncensored beauty lives another day on here. ; )

Rosa Acosta, Sorry Baby, But Your Head Is Disturbing


I really like Rosa Acosta, seriously. Sure, in past entries I talked about whether I could really funk with her or not. Something along the lines of her being a bit too high maintenance and then I switched errrrything up and said she seemed really down to Earth.

First off, for all the fellas....before you go off looking through Google for ---> "Bald headed RosA AcustA a*s rEla nIce", let me save you the trouble and provide a direct link.....

Rosa Acosta's New Pic(tures) featuring her backside, Mini Rosa.

Now look, not sure if too many people saw the posting I did last week where she explained fighting hair loss much like my big homie Walt ("Mr. White") from the best, dopest show out right now (Pfeiffer!), "Breaking Bad," but long story short, she was diagnosed with "something" and her hair would keep coming out in clumps, so, to make things easier she just went ahead and cut it down as she takes in various treatments to help the scalp re-grow.

I really hope she is not getting put on to those Rogaine for Women ideas. Ehhh.....

From looking at the above images, I really am torn. Every part of me is turned on, until I see her head. Maybe if there was a little bit more length or no, no...maybe the length really has nothing to do with it because Amber Rose is already my iChat Instant Message box icon and I always felt Halle Berry was a funking hottie from the 1990's Flintstones movie. Hhmmm.....maybe I really am torn.

Then again, we "were" introduce to Rosa Acosta with a Big Foot amount of hair over her dome and to be shocked into seeing this new look, ehhhh......it may be safe to say we have all experienced an uncomfortable adjustment. I feel like just looking at her, face-to-(monitor) face, she.....oh man........please do not catch feelings Rosa Acosta fans....but..... (jump to the 1:05 mark)



....sorry, I could not even type the words out myself.

Eh, life is life just as love is love. But until I can get used to Rosa's new hairstyle, she will continue to look like the most non-tranny-but-looks-like-one-from-Miami sexiest woman out there. You go boy ---> girl!

"Bang Bros, Brazzers Or Reality" (c) GoCyrusGo

When it comes to adult entertainment -----> PORN(OGRAPHY, DUDE!!!), I reallyt take pride in being stumped by some of these women's names because there was once a time back 'round 2005-2006 when I felt like I could have been featured on funking "My College Student's Porn IQ Is Smarter Than Your Husband's"-type reality show. (laugh) Seriously.

However, with my intention to post up a daily round-up of my personal top picks from three randomly ---> strategically chosen adult sites (Bang Bros, Brazzers, Reality Kings) and sprinking the little "Beamer, Benz or Bentley" (c) Lloyd Banks aspect to it, shucks, it sure is dope and yet another key example of why GoCyrusGo(.com) is incapable of being described other than ----> Errrything which happens to circulate in Cyrus' head ---> dome piece.

***Editor's Note: Please keep in mind, ladies, I would ---> WILL funk (or make love, per request) to each and every one of you, so do not find displeasure in the oversized breasts, two, three scoops of backsides and the ever so Super Soaker-type face shots....you know I love you. ; ) ****

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Bang Bros' Top Pick: Monica Santhiago's A** Parade


Brazzers' Top Pick: Devon Michaels' Real Wife Stories


Reality Kings' Top Pick: Jewels Jade's Big T*ts Boss


Once again, I really am a big fan of equality amongst men and women, so please do not get it twisted when I tell you seeing two women and one fella ---> GoCyrusGo going at it is a COMPLETE turn-on, while seeing two fellas and just one woman is nothing less than ----> UGgggh!!!! Therefore, Jewels gets the automatic Austin Powers' Dr. Evil treatment to the fire dungeon. As much as I appreciate the beauty of Ms. Michaels, I have to give the props to A** Parade because sometimes you have to applaud all women who have the talent of making their backsides clap ---> shoot rockets word to Busta Rhymes' 2002/2003 hit.

Congratulations Bang Bros, you win.

The Proc Hour..."Not" So Bored With The NBA Play-Offs (First Round)



(laugh) I figured it would only be a matter of time 'til Proc(tor) came to his senses and realized these NBA Play-Offs are getting a bit serious.....or, as Fif(ty) would say:



Yerp, with the San Antonio Spurs shocking the funk out of errrryone with a 3-1 series lead against the favorited Dallas Mavericks along with the Utah Jazz being unfazed with the lack of support and punishing the Denver Nuggets 3-1....man oh man, things are looking very interesting at this point, glad Proc has realized it sometimes is only a matter of time before things start to bubble.

Co-Signed!!!

The Consequences Of My Written Actions


(laugh) Don't get it twisted, I am definitely not trying to give Sesame Street hood stripes, but I have to point out two goals of mine, which will likely be placed on the ----> WHICH WILL be placed/applied onto the GoCyrusGo(.com) space.

*The usage of "that"

*The informal word usage (that's, he's, she's, they're)

Chea, I know......Cyrus, what the funk? But for some reason, I keep going back to my memories of Expository Writing 101 from those Rutgers University days and how these items would be gun-shot splattered with red circles on those 4-5 page papers.

Therefore, plan on seeing the most wild and explicit postings on here given a more formal approach. (laugh) I know it sounds a bit crazy, but I really believe the best writing is clear and concise, so with the "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" disappearance of "that" (not even writing (that) in here) along with the long, drawn-out wording....ahhhhh.....it will be great.

Now, no worries, there will still be the "Ahhhhh" "Owwwwiggght" and so on, funk it, I still need to have somewhat of a signature with my writing, chea? Chea. Chea!

Fulfilling My Avatar Fix


Nerp, video game nerds, the above shot is not something from "Call of Duty," but rather a screen shot courtesy of Avatar: The Video Game.

(laugh) I won't lie, I got caught up in the "Avatar" hype last winter and was dumb-type horny to the point of wanting to funk a female smurf ---> Na'vi person. (laugh) Fo' real fo' real.....however, instead of going for a fourth time to peep the 3-D flick, I realized.........."Dun dun, how the funk can we 'really' get this experience on and popping? Minus making blueberry pie, printing Na'vi photos and...err....chea....."

Avatar: The Video Game

Trust me, I have been skeptical of video games based off movie releases ever since the wack 1990's Alien vs. Predator game....ughhh........and even more so after playing wiggity wiggity wack releases like The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man AND even Transformers........at the end of the day, you can only turn into a truck and back into a talking machine so many times before it becomes extremely tiresome.

However, I did my research..............after messing with Wanted: Weapons of Fate which turned out to be FUNKING INSANE, I watched a few YouTube previews and was instantly taken away by the graphics and overall vibe of Avatar.

Not only is the story line completely different, but at the very least the freedom to explore Pandora on the PS3 title is something I could only mentally climax about while riding the A-Train down to 59th Street on weekdays......

Therefore, with the sudden-but-not-shocking news of "Avatar" being rushed to Blu-Ray/DVD with ONLY the movie (no special features, commentary, etc...), man oh man........imagine how fast I rushed to start playing the game......

'til the re-release is err..."released," I am riding Pandora on and on and on and on....owwwwight!

Guns Blazing, Go IN GoCyrusGo, GOOO!!!


It's funny when I think back to my childhood, for some reason, I never treated myself as the age I was ---> am. I still remember being in elementary school seeing past the obligatory objectives set out by teachers and just recalling the times mom dukes would get me out so we could hit up some Utica-area, New York restaurant go and see "Crooklyn."

I really cannot call it my upbringing but I suppose it really is.....I have to be one of the most wide-spoken but silent people out here. You know, the "most social anti-social" person of the year nominees? Yerp, fill me in right there, I'm good.

(laugh) Well, taking the approach of what a blog ---> space is really all about, let me stop splurging bars and get right to it........funk being politically correct, to an extent ----> TO NO EXTENTS......

I really have never been the type to bite my tongue on certain topics and when it comes to this personal space, I want to vow to myself and to errrryone (chea, YOU!) reading this (that) they can always expect my 100 percent truthful thoughts and opinions.

Therefore, whether you are my big homie, my employer, my grandparents (love you guys!!!), mom dukes, ex-girl-girl, stalker, accidental visitor (GoMileyCyrusGo blog has not yet been created, dude!), etc...........I place no limits on myself and although initial thoughts made me resist going with things like daily sex tip visuals and Bang Bros/Brazzers/Reality Kings updates..........funk it, I have always been a professional with "mine's" so I trust in errrryone's belief in me knowing....

"Umma Do Me"  ------> "I'm Illy........."

Aight, let's go, guns blazing, word to my homie Wes(ley)! Owwwwigggghtttt!!!!

Rick Rossin' On These Chicks, Stacey Dash


I was fortunate enough to get an opportunity to interview Rick Ross (and his Triple C's boys) last fall, right at the height of the MLB play-offs and man oh man....Ross is MY DUDE....I really was not too sure of the type of character he would be.....stuck up, arrogant, mad cool, etc......but just as it turned out, Ross is dope as funk, a real cool dude who is as genuine about his music as he is with the media....(maybe, minus DJ Vlad).....

(laugh) Therefore, pay homage and minimize the jealousy as he laces M(r)s. Stacey Dash for his new music video, "Super High." 'ammmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnn (c) Friday

1, 2, 3...Easy As You & Me & Her


I laugh sometimes at the past opportunities I "may" have had during my college years when my sex-drive was faster than Speed Racer drinking Red Bulls.....

I really do not want to call it an obsession with experimenting some group sex, but I would really like the opportunity to have a shorty interested in having another shorty under the sheets with us. Funk trying to get my girl to want to have an anal ride, I would settle with her gentle refusal and suggestion to call up "Becky" who is more than willing to give up the "buns" as we all get down and under like a trip to Outback Steakhouse.

Honestly, I really cannot even call it being young-minded or even pevert-related as this post may suggest, but to have two beating heartbeats, different levels of climaxes being reached and one smiling GoCyrusGo being challenged to deliver?

; )

The Daily Step Your Sex Life Up Lesson, Seriously!


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Okay, today will mark the next to final posting for "Amazon." Sorry, but as much as I support equality amongst men and women, there is NO WAY (Jose!) I am going to co-sign the Amazon (reverse, kneeling, etc....) in any shape or manner....something about the man looking like he's getting plowed by ol' girl is just too much for me to understand ---> respect.

Granted, I WILL let a woman grind the funk out of me as I lay down, but to think I will lay on my back, feet in the air while she's throwing it dowwwwwwwn? Nerrrrp.

You're funkin' buggin'.......word to B-Rabbit.

"Bang Bros, Brazzers Or Reality" (c) GoCyrusGo

I would like......well, funk it........

Saturday, April 25th, 2010

Bang Bros' Top Pick: Desire's Latina Rampage


Brazzers' Top Pick: Savannah Stern's Day With A Porn Star


Reality Kings' Top Pick: Katie Summers' Monster Curves


Tonight? Hhmm, I think I'll practice abstinence tonight.

Bad Move, (That's) Bad News....


Yes, it is true....errrryone got stunted on with the Blu-Ray release of "Avatar" as many people quickly discovered their "too-good-to-be-true" $19.99 purchase price really was unbelievable.........NO SPECIAL FEATURES. In other words?

*Insert disc*

*Press play*

*Credits*

Yerp, pretty sad at the end of the day. I cannot even lie, I had my $23 just waiting in my wallet since earlier this month and then surely enough, when I get the reactions from people over at Amazon(.com), man oh man.....here is a quick example of what I am talking about:

----> ***THINGS YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE YOU BUY***

1. A special edition likely including 20-40 minutes of additional footage is already being leaked to media for release later THIS YEAR!
2. No special features. If you are a fan, of all the discs in your collection this is the one you really want the extra stuff. It really should be amazing!
3. No 3D presentation. New technology in TVs is out this year and should enhance the home 3D experience. I don't usually care about 3D at home but things are changing. Be ready!
4. There is also news that the movie itself will be re-released shortly with the 20-40 minutes of additional content I mentioned above. Why buy the Blu if you can see it with additional content and in the best possible 3D at theaters--- then buy the special edition just a few months later?

I have to echo the comments of a previous reviewer. The studios are becoming so brazen. They released this edition and tried to explain the poor accoutrements by saying "they wanted to save all the space on the disc for the best possible presentation". Are you kidding me? Bust out the extra discs already! Offering this bare bones BR right before re-releasing the movie with additional footage was also a classless act that spits in consumer's faces. Just rent the movie or see the enhanced version in theaters. It will tide you over until the Special Edition comes out.

Lastly, there are plenty of people adding comments that you shouldn't wait for 3D because the home experience with 3D is lack luster or most people don't have the new 3D TVs. That's partly true, however...
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT 3D! The lack of additional storyline, missing special features and blatent disregard for consumers (in an economic downturn) are what make this a bad deal. There is new home theater technology out this year that should enhance the home 3D experience. Your home theater will catch up. People who are excited about this movie should be standing together against a poor release offering, especially when there are terrific alternatives to hold us over.

Wait a few months and get a much superior release for similar money. <-----

Daily Kitty Lea Insertion


Sometimes I wonder about finding the "right" shorty in my life....funk, I cannot even lie, there have been two, maybe three girls ---> women I really told myself, "Cyrus, I funking LOVE her!" and even went through the whole....."my last name, your last name" role playing role...........but as I stand here (okay, I am sitting, smart mouths.....), I really think about eliminated the chance, possibility, destined situation which presents me with an opportunity to not only cherish a shot at funking ---> making love to the ever-so beautiful Kitty Lea, but getting a chance to even toss her in the "I LOVE HER, man!" history books.

Funk it, just my thoughts coming out of my dome pice......

One New Fitted, Every Weekend 2010 Campaign


Yerp, "and once again it's on........" another fitted officially inducted into my collection of New York Yankee caps.

To errryone (or anyone) who is not familiar, I have launched a new campaign which consists of me copping a new New York Yankee fitted cap every weekend through 2010 up 'til the last weekend in December. I never really "fell off" my cap game, but looking more like Kanye West with classics backed up 'hind me...nah, funk it, let's go NYC...........

"but looking more like" Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez with a crazy legacy to my name, I had to re-spark the movement and get even more titles ---> fitteds attached to me........welcome in my latest cap.

Back Like (That)


Just in case anyone forgot, I am still a huge anti-"that" user. Sure, I may let it slip here and there, but for the most part, if I feel it is necessary to drop the "that"-bomb, pweease understand....

"that" = (that)

Not preferred, but used anyway. Now with (that) said, please pay homage to the backside of Kat Stacks. Funk, say what you want but these skinny women with butts has me mixing my laughs with hand gestures ---> shocked expressions like "Home Alone."

Honestly, I really felt like her breasts were pushed upward and were a B-Cup at best, so a butt was definitely "not" expected.....however, looking at a photo like this one, fuuuunk, I may have just silenced my own self.

BONUS: Blow Job (A Short Film...)



Blow Job - The Shortfilm from Elijah Tabere on Vimeo.

"Bang Bros, Brazzers Or Reality" (c) GoCyrusGo

"Girls, Girls, Girls" (c) Jay-Z



"Girls" (c) Cam'ron



"Bang Bros, Brazzers or Reality" (c) GoCyrusGo

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

Bang Bros' Top Pick: Sadie West's Can He Score?


Brazzers' Top Pick: Angelica Heart's Big Wet Butts


Reality Kings' Top Pick: Vanessa's Round & Brown


Funk, this is a hands down three-way-tie. "Sadie, Ang or Nessa" > Friday Night Porn Searching

Daily Kitty Lea Insertion


I keep wondering if I'm ever going to get the "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" treatment, waking up and not knowing who the funk Kitty Lea is and why I have daily topless images of home girl on the space. But until the day presents itself, my baby girl gets her shine on, on the regular, 'round here......

**BONUS**



Funking illy, although, the video makes me feel like if we ever slept ----> funked together, I would wake up with my kidney gone. Ughhhhhhh ----> Mmmmmm --------> Ahhhhhh!!!! (Real Monsters!!!)

The Proc Hour...Bored With The NBA Play-Offs



(laugh)

I can't fake, Proc(tor) has a great point......the play-offs got off to a WACK start, fo' real fo' real.......as far as excitement in the first round.....UNTIL last night, when we were graced by upsets courtesy of the Chicago Bulls over the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Oklahoma City Thunder murking up the Los Angeles Lakers.......

.............only time will tell and to Proc's point, the second round should be very exciting.

I Bleed Blue, Rock Yankee Fitteds & Dream Of Sexin' A Pin Striped Chick


Chea, chea, chea.....I know, this championship represents 2009 but funk it..........I never formally got an opportunity to say "thank-you, thank-you, Lorrrrrrrrd I wanna thank-YOU!" to everyone who has ever rocked a New York Yankee fitted. It actually kind of hurts to realize as much as I would love to go down as one of the biggest Yankee heads, ever, my passion and admiration for those pin stripes goes unmatched to some people I know who have errrry Yankee package purchased, rooms dedicated to 24/7 Yankee programming and even call out sick for day games at Yankee stadium, bleacher seats.

(laugh) Sure, I literally rock a Yankee fitted ERRRRryyyyday, but to see some of the extents people I know go to........ahhh......it's refreshing......it's refreshing to know when some games look too hard to watch and I click away.......it's refreshing to know there are a GRIP of people ---> funking fanatics who have so much confidence in our team (that) when I turn the channel back or go to MLB(.com) for a quick glance.......and notice we CAME back to win? Funk, admiration to those extremes almost make me embarrassed to crown myself as the biggest Yankee fella ---> kid......

One last time (and maybe a few more later in the year, who knows.....).....this one's for you, Yanks:

Teairra Mari Saying "Masturbating" Is Just Weird....


Just for the record, if you ever want to turn your boy-boy on, ladies, pweease do not pose as Teairra up above and just yank down his belt ---> pants ----> boxers..........on another note, coming across Ms. Mari saying the word "masturbating" was just funky weird.

----> She also clears up the rumors that have been circulating about her and Bow Wow dating ever since the two starred in the new movie ‘Lottery Ticket’ together. “Me and Bow have been friends before I did the movie so it’s only natural that we hang out” Teairra says. During a question about one of her craziest moments, Teairra also threw in that she once saw a guy masturbating in the club. “Me and my friends saw this guy masturbating in the corner of a party” Teairra says adding, “we were like are you serious? C’mon Son!”<----

Yerp, pretty *Blank Stare ----> VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT*'ity if you ask me. (laugh) ---> (Ugh!!!)

I guess it's no secret errryone "masturbates" but WHY say "masturbate?" In these times, let's fix up the slang, proper naming of actions, nouns, etc.....

*No one says BLOW JOB unless it's 1992....please use "head, top, dome" funk, even "oral sex" sounds better.

*No one says MASTURBATES/MASTURBATION unless you're answering a Sex Education multiple choice quiz.

(laugh)

MacBooks Make Me Come (& Money Too)


Funk, just over three months ago I copped my first-ever Apple MacBook and have since not looked back at anything PC-related.....AT ALL.......it has even gotten to a point where I keep telling mom dukes to get her head into "Apple" because I refuse to let us get caught up with the PC ever again.

Look, try not to get it funked up, I LOVED rockin' with the Dell laptop for a few years, but in a profession constantly built on out-doing your competition and having posts up ASAP x ASAP!!! x NOW MOTHERFUNKER, NOW!!!!!!!!, chea....you can understand why the durability, speed, presentation and overall ease of working with an Apple is easily a no-brainer for me.

Well, I say all of those things to say this.......the above laptop?

MacBook Pro, just $200 more from the $999 (plus tax!!!) I paid for the silky smooth MacBook last January, yerp.....I am dedicated to cop it...........which means I would be donating --> presenting mom dukes with the current MacBook I have.....(laugh).....I am continuing to use positive thoughts and energy, but funnnnk, those $1,000 price tags are no joke, Choke! But when you see the illy presentation:



For the computer nerds (Who? You! That's WHO!!!) out thurr, here are some dope details surrounding this MacBook...and for the record, just reviewing these details has given me a Rosario Stone x GagFactor(.com)-type immediate reaction! WOW!!!!

CNET(.com)'s run-down of my Apple's baby's mama:

------> Looks-wise, it's the same MacBook Pro we already like. The lines, the excellent backlit keyboard, the weight, the materials, and the screen all feel indistinguishable. A few small touches can be eagle-eyed by frequent Mac users. For example, the MagSafe magnetic power adapter cord has gotten a slight tweak, using a thinner side-attaching cable like the one on the MacBook Air. The cable juts out less and should, as a result, suffer fewer yank-outs. <------

 -----------> The large glass multitouch clickable trackpad now has "inertial scrolling" that makes the trackpad work even more like an iPhone or iPad for flick-scrolling documents with two-finger gestures. We found it useful for long Web pages or documents, and it closes the gap even further between the iPhone OS touch-gesture world and the Mac OS X multitouch experience--hopefully Apple will add this tweak to previous Pros in a software update. <-----------------

The Daily Step Your Sex Life Up Lesson, Seriously!


Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Okay, kids. Now with today being Friday, we should all be expected to increase the chances of having sex by 85 percent, right?

Get up, get out and GET SOMETHING ---> SOMEONE!

Grand Theft Auto Episodes


Episodes from Liberty City - PS3 and PC trailer from Bartosz K. on Vimeo.

Yerp, just another quick video trailer........this game is FUNKING illy! I love it.....(but I have only completed one mission so far....ughh....weekend time!!!!)

Game x Jim Jones x Jadakiss' "Gangs In New York"



(LAUGH) Okay, I really like messing with Game and his PS3 challenges, but hearing him on this record is extremely irritating. (laugh) The flow is off, he's being featured on a "New York" record and the bootleg "Streets of ---> Gangs in New York" wannabe Alicia Keys chorus is just too off...ughhh.....I can't fake though, Jadakiss kills this track and I really feel he has been the quiet "King of New York" for a minute.....sure, Jay-Z plays the front, but you can't say Jada doesn't really represent the gutter, gutter (and we're not talking Young Money) and gritty feel of NYC...

Get The Funk Off My Mound, A-Rod!


(laugh) I'll keep things right to the point....A-Rod being told to get the funk off a pitcher's mound?

The Oakland A’s left-hander stood up to Alex Rodriguez on Thursday afternoon, telling off the Yankees star twice — at the time, and afterward — after A-Rod thoughtlessy ran back over the mound to first base following a foul ball.

Rodriguez violated one of baseball’s unwritten rules: The mound belongs to the pitcher, and no one else wearing another uniform belongs there during a game.

“If my grandmother ran across the mound she would hear the same thing he heard,” Dallas Braden said.

George A. King III of the New York Post was all over the story. Unfortunately, Rodriguez did not take the high road afterward, as he chose to question Braden’s credentials to challenge him.

“He told me to get off the mound,” A-Rod said. “I was a little surprised because I never heard that, especially from a guy with a handful of wins in his career.”

(laugh) In all fairness, I can understand Bradens's stance, but talking to A-Rod in such a manner? Funk outta here man. (laugh)

The Miley Cyrus Conspiracy


(laugh) In all actuality, I have no "conspiracy" involved with Miley Cyrus, but my main issue is sharing my first name with her last. Seems, as you may noticed from the "A Jogging Video" section, my most recent YouTube uploads happen to get scrambled with mad, various Miley Cyrus fanatics who post up their videos....ughhhh.......

So, I fought off the temptation, the "Hannah Montana Tour Coming Soon!" advertisements and now I'll just be open with it.......when will we be allowed to view her naked? Not trying to spark any child porn-perv(ert)s to favorite my page, but I have to keep it real.....I feel I have been stunted on quite a few times since her buzz got huge and I feel the only way to rectify the situation is, AFTER SHE TURNS 18, I should be allowed to view her fully nude and give her the *Blank Stare* while saying......"word?"

Just saying....just saying...