My Name Is GoCyrusGo, I Am A Recovering GameFly Addict
First off, I would like to thank-you for taking the time to listen to my story. My name, again, is GoCyrusGo, and I am a GameFly recovering addict. I think it was around January 2008 or so when I first started to really consider the whole GameFly deal, basically, if you are unaware of what "GF" is about, imagine a Netflix system where you can pay a set fee to rent a game each month. In addition to "renting" the game, as you complete it or as you wish, just toss the game in the iconic orange slip and place it back in the mail box as you wait for the next one.
Anyway, as a lover ---> fan of Cartoon Network's [adultswim] programming and eyeing down the last semester of my senior year at Rutgers, I would come across these GameFly commericials......although I never took them too serious, I did happen to consider the list of games I could get for my PSP (Playstation Portable) if I were to sign up. With the PSP, there are games but you run a 1 out of 3 chance of getting a game you consider "good" or at least dope enough to make you suspend what you're doing (sex, walking the dogs, giving a lecture) just to complete the level......well, after putting up some $40 here and there for wiggity, wiggity wack games, I couldn't take it anymore and decided to give it a shot.
$9.95 the first month, $15.95 recurring fees each additional month. Cool, the games and PSP movies would come through the mail and it was dope. Sure, I would have the occasional disc become "missing" in the mail which led to me contemplating Jason Bourne-type consipracy theories with my mailman, but all in all, I was loving it.....graduation passed, I got hired to write for SOHH.com as a freelancer and my income was really coming IN (cha-ching, like Nelly Furtado back in '02!)....so I figure, why the funk not kick it up a notch, right Emeril? So I move from the $15.95 to $17.95 a month for two games at a time.........
The games kept coming in.......work was fine, but my addiction to gaming began to grow...er....extreme. If I was playing this game, I had to finish it within 48 hours so I could start up the next while waiting for the one I would finish to get en route back home with the next selection...(confused yet?).........although I knew it was coming, I treated myself to a Playstation III come July 2009 with my first official full check from SOHH.com and.....yes, man.......I thought to myself....
"Well, duh, hey Cyrus! Why not go 'head and kick it up another notch and do 3 games at a time for $25.95 a month!?"
Surely enough, I literally had three games at a time and was getting my Manhunt 2 bloodshed storyline getting mixed up with plays from Madden 2008 thinking Hail Mary was a level boss in the God of War game I had for the PSP..........
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!" (real monsters!)
So here I am....it's September 2008 and I nearly had a meltdown.......hoping to calm myself down, I go to the account options on GameFly and realized, (laugh), they were actually trying to get me to go up to 4 games at a time......while I can't knock GameFly for their efforst, because I'm sure there are people who would have loved the opportunity, I nearly flipped out and thought, "You money-grubbing motherfunkers! Fo' real fo' real?"
CANCEL Membership?
*Click, Click*
We're sorry to see you go, but appreciate your time with GameFly.
And here I stand, nearly two years to the date and just as things are going super duper fly, I realize there are about three, four people I have put on to GameFly and who continue to thank me for how great it is..........I feel the temptation to almost go back......telling myself, "But Cyrus, it'll only be one game at a time, really!"
No, no, no.........I'm done. Well, at least I could telling myself "I'm done," and not really because, to steal the famous movie quote, "I'm getting too old for this ('ish)," but rather because......I'm shook of my own obsession I could develop.......
Things are "too" great.........committing myself to an endless que of games would take me away from Twitter, the postings on here, etc.......so I'm moving forward.........the only games I'm playing right now where I might have to put up a few dollars are strictly sexual. No more cyber lovin' errr....."playing" is going on over here.
Whew.......thank-you readers, my name is Cyrus, and I am a recovering GameFly addict.
Sexing Your Teddy Bear
Now this is a real posting I have wanted to put up for a minute ---> crazy long time and have finally had the ability to remember to ink it, so here it goes. How many girls ---> women have sexed their teddy bears and/or their stuffed animals before? No, I'm not talking about the snuggling you do with your bear pillow, I'm speaking about face down, a** up and grinding like you are in your own sex room and no one is around.....you, YOU, yOu, YoU? (laugh)
(laugh) Yes, something much like the above video shows off (you have no idea how many items come up when you YouTube search: Girls sexing teddy bear).....I am a firm believer of the following.....
If fellas are known for masturbating their way through (elementary, for me) --> middle school ---> high school then you women out there cannot even fake the funk like you have never taken Mr. Snuggles and locked homie down for a midnight session. It's crazy because although I have had a grip of girlfriends in the past, it was only one main shorty who confessed to me her obsession, well, pleasure she got from getting home after we spent time together and funking the mess out of her pillow. Now her "pillow" could easily be the average girl's teddy bear, I believe. And while I never got an opportunity to pull a "Battle of the Sexes" with another past female friend of mine, she admitted how intense she got down with her own masturbation....
Grown women....masturbating?
WOW! I find it mesmerizing at the end of the day....and even though I once was the type who thought it would be a waste of time to see your girl "pleasuring" herself when you're right there, prepared to go to "work," as I have grown a bit older.....yes, yes...YES!!!!!!! I see, I see........something like my skills as a young man ---> lover have grown to "Return of the Jedi" status as opposed to Young Luke who got his hand sliced back on "Empire Strikes Back" and even worse when the force was no where in sight during "Star Wars...."
Yes, the most memorable experience I learned when I had my short run with the pillow funker (sorry baby, but you know I miss ya!) was how, given the right mood/moment, a woman's urges could easily out-do a man's.....I mean, very rarely have I ever allowed myself to just fall back and get made loved to, rather, it's always me taking the initiative to go full throttle and cock back the lovin' and shoot forward....(whoa!).....but with pillow lover ---> funker, I saw all of the built up passion just exploding and then to be given these tales of self-pleasure and what not....I realized.....
Women. Are. Freaks. Too.
Amazing.
69
(laugh) Granted, Susan Sarandon is 63, not quite 69 yet, but after 12 AM on a Tuesday night, you have to bear --> bare with me as I murk these blog postings.
Now I have done these blog postings before, and actually I have used Susan Sarandon as a strong starting point but the question still boggles my mind......at the ripe age of 24 1/2 (June is coming, baby!), how low --> old could I go? Granted, some people really feel "age ain't nothin'" (okay, I'm deading the R. Kelly reference right there....), but still.......is there a solid cut-off you could place on a woman?
Even if you do find a cut-off age, is it just the ill minded thoughts of GoCyrusGo who places a one-night stand/sex as the main and only goal or could there be an opportunity to build a relationship too? If a relationship is "possible," would I change the age to a lower number, maybe at least "20" years near my own age?
It makes me laugh because I remember a good friend of mine, Fat Mike (well, it wasn't Mike, but Fat still was the pre-fix), bragged to me about the ol' shorty MILF he was smashing (translation: making love to --> funking ---> having all-night long sex with <--- yeah right, Mike) during my last few months as a senior at Westlake High School working at BestBuy. (laugh) Oh man, while I can't recall what age he said she was, he definitely was close to my age at the time (18), and said homegirl had some grown kids. (laugh)
Memory recollection aside, I wonder if 69 is a realistic number for me. Something about the Susan Sarandon women of the world still out there.....funk though, I mean, let's keep it real, for a 69 year-old woman, a 40 year old man is still 29 years younger than her.....and so a 24 --> 24 1/2 year-old man?
(laugh)
Errrrr..............maybe 65 is going to be the cut-off for now....after all, Meryl Streep and Pam Grier are both 60 years-old.........
I've Got Jungle Fever, Britney Stevens
Funk, what me really funk around and "Ginger" one of these women later down the road, (laugh), but yerp, it turns out I have the jungle fever disease and I'm fiendin' for none other than Britney Stevens. Sure, my home girl "Rosario Stone" is MY GIRL, but at the end of the day, she would get categorized in the "Rosa Acosta" category.....but having a girl who is just "down to funk" but really even more "down to earth" than you could ever imagine?
Britney Stevens.
Now I won't lie, if home girl was really "my girl" I would have to give up (paid) writing and join the porn(ography) industry just so I wouldn't get jealous because she runs through more penis than the NCAA Tournament jock strap round-up and about as much vagina as a newly designed Pearl Tampax release.....so my "love" and "connection" would definitely have to be deeper than funking, which really connects me to Britney because even the videos I have seen her in, (laugh), she's soooohh funking down to earth. I mean, who can laugh about getting ready to get funked and then go on Twitter to talk about how funny "Hot Tub Time Machine" was? (laugh)
Another strong co-sign of Britney Stevens? Her sister (nearly identical) Whitney Stevens (as featured above) is another contender for jungle fever attraction......although, Britney seems to definitely have more flavor in her.
Even looking through YouTube, it seems like they both have a pretty intense buzz, but all in all, just BS's laid-back and wacky goofiness has me thinkin' she could be a dope chick to kick back, watch Robot Chicken and eat Doritos with as she tosses out elegant burps while I go for her toes....(laugh)....ah man, the real motivation behind this posting?
Carlton (c) "They're In Love" ---> "I'm Just Playin'" (c) GoCyrusGo
On My New York Sh*t (Featuring Raekwon, Lloyd Banks & Fabolous)
'Ammmmn, fo' real fo' real? Yerp, not trying to even resemble anything close to a "competitive" blog amongst the likes of (fill in the blank), (fill in the blank) and (ThisIsfillintheblank), but I had to definitely take a brief moment and put these three dope music videos on the GoCyrusGo blog....
Raekwon's "Canal Street" Music Video
Now as much as I funk with Raekwon's new album, "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Part II," I must admit, this video is a bit too viral for my taste. It really gives me more of a Mobb Deep meets Nas' "One Mic" (with Rae rolling solo in the room) meets "SmackDVD" sprinkled with a bit of "On The Come Up DVD."
Lloyd Banks' "On My Way Up" Music Video
(laugh) Banks!!! Just when I think "The Punch Line King" is down for the count, he pulls a nasty sucker punch and almost spits on your kicks as he rises to the occasion. Very, very, very dope music video but directed by 50, I think the female touch was a bit played out and still isn't as crisp(y) as I thought. (laugh) And yerp, seeing Tony Yayo rolling through the video had me rolling, too. (laugh) Illy, fo' real fo' real.
Fabolous' "Body Ya" Music Video
FUNK!!! Are you kidding me? Sorry "Chef" and "PLK," but Fab kills this record not only with his lazy-slick flow but just the overall quality of the video, too. In addition to rolling with a dope scenic look throughout the entire clip, Fab even has your average kids falling to their deaths as, what I believe, are imaginary sniper bullets keep striking them down. All in all, Fab's video is soooohh illy and easily the hottest joint out. Very, very very illy.
Raekwon's "Canal Street" Music Video
Now as much as I funk with Raekwon's new album, "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Part II," I must admit, this video is a bit too viral for my taste. It really gives me more of a Mobb Deep meets Nas' "One Mic" (with Rae rolling solo in the room) meets "SmackDVD" sprinkled with a bit of "On The Come Up DVD."
Lloyd Banks' "On My Way Up" Music Video
(laugh) Banks!!! Just when I think "The Punch Line King" is down for the count, he pulls a nasty sucker punch and almost spits on your kicks as he rises to the occasion. Very, very, very dope music video but directed by 50, I think the female touch was a bit played out and still isn't as crisp(y) as I thought. (laugh) And yerp, seeing Tony Yayo rolling through the video had me rolling, too. (laugh) Illy, fo' real fo' real.
Fabolous' "Body Ya" Music Video
FUNK!!! Are you kidding me? Sorry "Chef" and "PLK," but Fab kills this record not only with his lazy-slick flow but just the overall quality of the video, too. In addition to rolling with a dope scenic look throughout the entire clip, Fab even has your average kids falling to their deaths as, what I believe, are imaginary sniper bullets keep striking them down. All in all, Fab's video is soooohh illy and easily the hottest joint out. Very, very very illy.
The Proc Hour...NCAA Final Four Tournament
Now anyone who knows me KNOWS I stay getting on my big homie, "Proc," on the regular but trying to drive more sports traffic to my GoCyrusGo --> THIS ILLY FUNKING BLOG, I have decided to build a partnership with the goofy dude to name drop me ever 20 seconds in exchange for postings/coverage on the blog.
(laugh) Kidding, kidding. I rep my homie to the fullest and am glad to present to all of the readers...
"The Proc Hour...." Granted, it tends to only be a few minutes long, but still, Proc gets the shine on here and (if you can take it) offers up an earful of interesting sports-based information....as you'll hear (and see) from up above, Proc breaks down the NCAA Final Four tournament........not sure about you guys, but I have my money on those West Virginia boys, word to my man Antoine Fuqua!!!
Discovering Rosa Acosta's Aced Vagina
All jokes aside, let's be honest. Rosa Acosta is pretty --> sexy --> BEAUTIFUL, I will never take beauty away from her...but all in all, let me be honest. The more photos I see of her, the more a** spreading videos I watch and the more...well, you get the point......it has actually come to the point where seeing all of this coverage and how intense her sexiness runs, I am getting pushed into the opposite direction.
Well, not necessarily. I guess what I'm saying is her "sexy" swag is even too much for myself, it makes me want the more Kate Winslet, Angeline Jolie, Rosario Dawson type of women who have amazing assets and/or beauty but may lack in another area. Granted, a grip of the women and postings on here are pretty extreme, but seeing the extent a lot of these photographers go with the models/porn stars/singers makes it obvious they are placed in positions where they "have" to live and present lifestyles most folks could not even imagine.
And if the above two paragraphs are still leaving you hazy, then excuse yourself and realize Rosa actually has an ace of spades resting on her vagina.
No comment ----> SMH ----> WORD? ----> WORD.
Gone But Not Forgotten
Funk you Johnny Damon. Thank-you Johnny Damon.
Yes, for the past few weeks, or rather "month and change," I have contemplated how I would react toward seeing Johnny Damon this season. For anyone reading this posting, you should know a few key things.....
Granted, I've "always" been a New York Yankee fan, but it was my girl Karina back in the summer of 2007 who put me on to following them dang near religiously and getting myself familiar with the keys players, games, and Wild Card chase......ahhhhh, my transition from "Rookie" to "Veteran" came practically instantly during those June to July to August months.......and since increasing my Yankee knowledge, I have (thanks to my girl) breathed Yankees for the past three years.....fo' real fo' real........but it was in 2007 when I got to see the greatness which is Johnny Damon. (Okay, we'll kick things off from there......)
......Damon was easily my favorite player in the line-up to look-out for when it came time for him to step to the plate and get balls falling. (Pause). Granted, Melky Cabrera was (is) MY DUDE.....I still got the most excitement (another pause) from 2007 to last November....as most baseball heads are aware of now, my boy is no longer rocking the Yankee pinstripes, he played his cards wrong and when he showed fans his interest in going for the top $$$, the Yankee organization quickly moved into motion and got replacements.....when he finally realized the Yankees were the only ones who offered the top $$$, it was too late and he had to take a one-year contract with the Detroit Tigers.
I can't hate on the dude though, because he was vital in the New York Yankees winning the World Series last November and allowed me to collapse to the floor in celebration and relief......(laugh).....but man oh man, my feelings toward Damon finally came into focus yesterday during the Yankees vs. Tigers spring training game.
Watching the screen, Johnny ran up on Joe Giradi (Yankees manager) and another coach and kinda playfully roughed them up, just playing around.......it was all smiles.......even after the mini-reunion, Damon went to the plate at the top of the 1st inning and had to take a minute to wave his helmet as the entire George Streinbrenner stadium fans applauded immensely and it all made sense....
It's sports, (Go)Cyrus.
Sure, Damon played his cards wrong and got placed into a funky situation, but bottom line is this guy repped the Yankees for four solid years........from getting spanked in the play-offs to spanking the competition this past season.....homie repped us to the fullest and how could I ever stunt on dude or even bring myself to booing him?
And just for a little re-cap of what went down yesterday....via Rivalry Central....
Yankees GM Brian Cashman and ex-Yankee Johnny Damon visited for about 10 minutes at the batting cage in Tampa yesterday, reports Joel Sherman in the New York Post, before the Tigers-Yankees game was started. It was a cordial visit, after which Damon said "everything's good."
Damon got a standing ovation when he came to bat in the first inning, something which will likely be repeated when he returns to Yankee Stadium in August.
Fat Joe Has Won Me Over...(Pause, If Needed)
(laugh) Blame it on my Gemini roots but I have officially fallen in love with Fat Joe again, pause.
Now if you have been funking with my blog (through the ups and ups and AWAY!) then you would remember my very first few postings where I compiled a list of rappers who, I felt, should just hang up their microphones and quit this rap 'ish. Who topped the list? Maybe it was Chingy and Ma$e, but almost two years later and I remember Fat Joe DEFINITELY was one of my main choices.
Scratch all of those past comments. Why? Well, possibly his worst-debut ever, Jealous Ones Still Envy Part II, dropped last September/October and when I tell you I have listened to the album, front and back, and even placed it onto my PSPGo....I'm not kidding. The album is dope to say the least and I feel like it got completely stunted on....but it's "Allllright" (c) Mobb Deep, Mary J. Blige
In all actuality, all of Joey Crack's "worst-performing" albums happen to be my favorite. The "Loyalty" album? Classic. The "Terror Squad: True Story" LP? Dopeness. And now we can go ahead and make way for "J.O.S.E. Part II."
From the "Ice Cream" to even the Young Buck-sounding "Cupcakes" track win my attention over....even though Crack hyped up the album's features and it came down to about 12 cuts all together....but it still felt authentic. See, one thing I get impressed with is an artist's persistence to bang out more and more records....but "quality" records at the end of the day. See, when 50 Cent was murdering the mixtapes (and albums) back around 2002 through mid-2004, I was a fanatic over errrything he was doing. Granted, he is paper stacking with the movies, business ventures, ThisIs50.com, etc....but when he was on "every" hot song remix? From Chingy's "Right Thurr" to Twista's "Overnight Celebrity?" Crazy.
Therefore, listening to tracks like the "Ha Ha" joint with Young Jeezy, Crack still has it in him to make records you could hear on a free download mixtape to the K-Rock stations throughout the states.....
Joey, "I apologize" on my Joe Budden tip! (laugh)
Khia's Breasts --> T*ts --> Boobs --> Those
Yes, despite this posting being so blunt, I must say....NOTHING.
Don't Butt In, Butler!!!
Wow, word 'em up? Honestly, I am not "too" big of a fan when it comes down to Jennifer Aniston and/or Gerard Butler (although he did murk "Rock N Rolla") but to cruise through TMZ.com and see homie going finger deep (middle finger, too??) with Brad Pitt's ex-home girl?
(LAUGH)
How could I pass up the opportunity to put 'em on blast and at the end of the day, I feel these photos justify my argument of a world filled with sex-based thoughts, ideas and themes buried in errrybody's heads.
"I love it!" (c) Young Jeezy
The Reason Pop Culture Always Wins
(laugh) It continues to amaze me how so many outlets or rather companies have failed to find out the keys to success.......nah, let me take it back, the "key" to success...
Pop Culture.
When will people be able to understand how much influence modern popular topics have on the decisions consumers make and "why." While I will not name drop, a very dope company I am in close association with seems to have a firm grasp on the topic at hand.....STRANGLE POP CULTURE and RUN WITH IT.....
Currently, it's 11:09 p.m. on a cold Saturday night in March and "Superbad" is on FX right now. (laugh) Looking at the flick, I can't help but laugh at how obvious it appears to be a hands-down classic. Why? Pop culture........try watching the movie some time with a pen and pad, jotting down the references to current popular topics.....in just the past 20 minutes I have seen, there was a reference to:
-Star Wars (Attack of the Clones)
-Bang Bus
-MySpace
Granted, I'm nearing the end of my day run and getting a bit hazy, but my argument still stands firm....the ability to incorporate "current" popular references in ANYTHING you plan on doing will ALWAYS win. No joke, Choke, fo' real fo' real......I happen to also feel the importance of popular references with strong dialogue (typically comedic, humor-based) will help filter any obvious notices of planned product references.....but maybe I'll save this topic for another time.....
Think about it, from rap videos/songs to even the past episodes of programs like "Family Guy," "Sunny in Philadelphia" and "Robot Chicken" were all successful, I believe, based on their firm stance on popular topics.....
For example, when "Stewie" did the take off on the final scene from "Sopranos" or when the "Sunny in Philly" cast did an episode centered on the Philadelphia Phillies winning the World Series back in 2008 and what not........I find it extremely entertaining..........see what is "hot" on television, movies, music, etc...and RUN WITH IT.........
No matter the time, milking whatever is popular at the moment and estimating it is extremely important.....for example, hearing and seeing the take-offs of Tiger Woods and his wife with their marital problems from artists like Maino and Ludacris....just hilarious to me, personally.
I feel Kevin Smith is also a genius when it comes to what's popular......granted, he puts in overtime with the Twitter account, but from looking back at past films like "Clerks," "Mallrats" and "Clerks II," the perception and analyzing of flicks like "Transformers" and "Lord of the Rings" just had me rolling and showed why his dominance goes untouched......
Just a few thoughts......nothing serious.
Welcome To Her Sex Room
(laugh) Okay, now how in the world can I continue to keep making the suggestion/reminder:
"Now look everybody, this is NOT a sex-based blog despite the A**, BOOBS, PORN, ETC....."
But as I have said in the past, blame it on my recent playing of Ludacris' "Battle of the Sexes" which has just re-sparked a lot of these memories and urges to explore new levels of sexuality and see what is "resting" throughout the Internet.....which places me in this position where I tried to post up my favorite "Battle of the Sexes" record, so far, which happens to be Ludacris and Trey Songz's "Sex Room."
No joke, spending some ol' time in my previous neck of the woods today, Rahway (New Jersey), I was inkin' up things from the local library and had this track playing NON-STOP.....
Something about the record took me back to my past days in 2005 when Trey Songz linked with Twista for the "Girl Tonight" record......ahhhhh man, word 'em up?
While we're on the topic though, I must applaud the young lady up above....going with the assumption, of course, she is over the age of 18.......the bravery (yes, I'm calling it "BRAVERY") and confidence to step up to your $79.99 Kodak camera, strip yourself naked on a platform known for uniting families and friends and cleary exposing your vagina ---> "Kitty Kat" through (moist, too?) panties with your face revealed (not even rockin' shades?)........truly amazing....but why use my sarcasm as a clowning mechanism....I've killed myself plenty of times on YouTube, too......
I'm such a funkin' looooooooooosssssser, owwwwwwwww!!!!
She's Got A Donk....Too?
(laugh) Okay, now while "Media Take Out" is known for going a bit far with their postings, I must admit, seeing Erykah Badu in-person (for a second time) up close had me going bonkers like I'm from Yonkers (New York) when I literally saw her saying "Deuces" ("Bye") and leaving (fill in the blank, Rob) last week......
Worrrdddd? Does Common's ex, Andre's past, Jay Electronica's current home girl actually have a cwwazy thick backside? Not one to downplay a woman's ass(ets), I must take a moment and tell all non-believers, from my eyes to yours........home girl has a BOOTY.
Yes, I have even resorted to using the played out expression "booty" ---> "DONK" in the posting but bottom line is what I saw resting and moving away from me had to be one of the most unexpected surprises I may have come across since seeing the Boston Red Sox make the greatest comeback in sports history against my New York Yankees in 2004.....
If home girl told you to call Tyrone, then fella(s), you played yourself.....
"I could smell her a** from the f*cking screen....."
WOW......semi-co-signed........
Funk.....she STILL has one of the best singing voices in the game.......(just fast forward to the 4 minute mark....funnnk!)
Yeah, I'm Gonna Have To Give Those A**es A "10"
(laugh) Before I even get going with these, let me just say I FUNKING LOVE my blog. No joke, Choke, this is one of the dopest places for me to spew my thoughts in the online world, with no holds barred and even placing my image at risk with co-workers, family and errrryone else looking from the outside in....but funk it, "Umma Do Me" ---> "Get Like Me!" ----> I'll keep makin' y'all say "Owwwwwww, baby!!!"
Now, with errrything up above being said, let me please take a moment to spark your "Favorite/Book Mark" folder up so you can get those wack pre-set MSNBC News, FaceBook favorites, outta, outta outta there baby and you can get some freshness flowin'.........which leads me to:
http://www.amber-rose.org/gallery/index.php
As my previous posting(s) have suggested, I'm fully co-signing the beauty which is AmRose AND Nicki Minaj......now while the below image/positng is done quickly, I specifically pulled these from the official Amber Rose photo gallery and you won't BELIEVE how vivid these images are. Sure, my blog is dope and has the capability of slimming images/videos down, but please, in all seriousness......first-time visitors to die-hard bloggers alike, pweeease pay homage and click on each individual photo to see the clarity......these shots have to be dang near 1000x1000 size.......even with the "10" I'm slapping on their a**es, you can clearly see the stretch marks on Am's backside......cwwazy, sexy, cool.....enjoy 'em.....
"I was very shocked. It was funny. She said it to me when we met in person so I was like, 'Whoa she's dead serious 'cause she put it on Twitter.' I was just laughing like everybody else probably. I had to take it in a little bit... pause. She's a dope girl. She's real funny. She just took an interest to me. I guess that's a good thing when a bad b*tch likes you, you know?" (SOHH)
I funkin' love my writing career........
PS.....after "clicking" the photos, click AGAIN and you will see them BLOWN (pause) UP! Enjoy, enjoy....EN-JOY.
Yeah, I'm Gonna Have To Give (That) A** A "10"
I don't care whether you're a fella or woman, pweease click on the above image and get a clear shot of beauty. Remember back in the day when women would say, "her boobs are fake" and the fellas would reply, well, Al Bundy would say, "....and who cares, Peggy?"
The same situation presents itself in the quest to know whether or not Nicki Minaj's a** is fake or not, but she can be Lacey Duvalle obviously fake and yet, as my Ludacris quote says...
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to give (that) a** a 10."
BOOTYFUL --> Beautiful.
Can I Out-Freak A Freak?
\In all seriousness, definitely believe me when I say "Adult Content Warning" and sex-based posts aside, I do not intend for this blog to be a resort to just go XXXtreme and become reckless...I find my posts as almost an escape to what's really going on in people's heads and a spot where you can get the actual thought process of most individuals....yada mean?
Therefore, keeping the essence of re-focusing things on myself, I must ask the question....can I out-sex a freak? Seriously. Look at 95 percent of the posts I ink up....
"I want to funk her..........I would do this........I would lick..............choking would take place........so on and so on.........."
But much like the above photo alludes to, or rather suggests, if the ball is turned and I come to the plate ready to hit a grand slam, could I handle a Mariano Rivera curve ball with my sheet looking like 0-2, 2 outs? (Pause for the usage of a male-male scenario...whoaaa......)
(laugh) Seriously though, shout-out to my past girlfriend Shakira (you'll read about her down below) who really put me on to the sex game and caused my infatuation with being overly addicted to sex.......but what happens when I meet the girl ---> woman who is ripping my clothes off before I even get an opportunity to bite her neck a bit? Could I really allow myself to be dominated and.....er......enjoy it?
I've spoken about prostitutes in previous postings, but in all seriousness, given a situation where the door shuts and I have (fill in the blank) saying, "What the f*ck are you doing, pull out your f*cking ****, baby!!!"
(laugh) I can only laugh.......but come on, GoCyrusGo, a laugh cannot serve as a proper response, can it? I talk so much about challenges and getting the opportunity to lay the smacketh down (word to The Rock back in '01) when it comes to sexual relationships......but when the sex drive is in fifth gear and it's coming from her behalf........can I live up to the challenge or will be tank run out of fuel......hhmmm........it really makes me wonder.
I Want To Funk Michelle Pfeiffer
Let me tell you something.....I found out one of the most entertaining facts a few months ago.....if you ask the average African American/Hispanic (black, Spanish kid) what they think about Michelle Pfeiffer, I guarantee a grip of 'em will say something along the lines of, "I wanted to funk her back in the day" or at the very least, "D*mn, that's my girl."
Yerp, shout-out to a few good peeps because all these years I thought I was the ONLY fella who had a crush on MP really beginning around the time she held down the "Batman Returns" Catwoman role.......but nerp, turns out quite a few of my peeps had similar feelings.
Even outside of the Batman flick, I look at her in joints like "Frankie & Johnny" or "One Fine Day" and I still have an immense attraction toward her....funk make-up or not, she embodies so many great characteristics and those eyes?
Funkin' insane.......sex ----> "serious" love-making with Michelle Pfeiffer would actually seem intially impossible for me because I am almost haunted by her beauty.....like, if given the shot to make love ---> funk an Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Tahiry ---> Somaya Reece, etc....sure, there would be the hair-pulling, a** slapping, semi-choking (per request, of course) in full effect.......but Pfeiffer?
Man oh man........I think I would almost be too shook to really jump on top of things.......something like an Amber Rose flyness surrounds her........just to have her presence......funk, I need to interview her one day...........just 'cause like Larry Fishburne.....
Feeling Rosie
(laugh) Shucks, I wonder how many folks were able to tell this posting was in regards to Amber Rose form the headline by itself. Regardless, I can't fake, from the love-hate feelings I have towards home girl, sights like the above one make me just cherish life and make me remember my manhood at times.
Sure, it's a fatty ---> booty ----> crazy nice backsise <---- duh, of course, but it's more than just a donkey behind (yes, soooo(hh) vulgar, huh?).......it is almost artistic. (laugh) Not sure if folks have me listed on their AIM/IM Buddy List ---> GoCyrusGo <--- but if you did, immediately you could tell I switched out my typical GoCyrusGo image which I am using as the background on the Twitter.com/CyrusKLanghorne page, and replaced it with a very dope image of Amber Rose doing this Grace Jones classic, vintage pose.....
I can't call it but I can easily say this.....Amber Rose's beauty is further than her a** and t*ts. Seriously, sure, the bald head catches attention, but I totally (<---- dude!) can understand what Kanye West sees in her. There seems to be this utter beauty surrounding her.........it's almost as if she has the perfect body and image for the most obscene < unique scenes......
Granted, I may sound a bit off, but flow with me a second.....her crystal clean straigh teeth, the full lips, even her tattoos do not throw the overall perfection found on her. I mean, if you have yet to see her topless, (come on, fo' real fo' real?), male and female alike, then you would not be familiar with my following statement.....
Her breasts are INCREDIBLE on my Jerrry Seinfeld x Teri Hatcher tip....fo' real fo' real........beauty is ever-so present......I mean, shucks, to have a woman who matches up so nicely is incredible. Granted, I think her interview skills are completely funked up and she is still adjusting to the high profile lifestyle, but all in all, with Ye's guidance, Amber Rose may be able to become, "The Artist Formerly Known As AmRose...." material....
Just saying, just saying.....
2005
(laugh) Granted, yes, I do understand this above video features slide shows from ol' girl Candace Parker, but I want to shed a few bars ---> sentences ----> paragraphs on my 2005 year....easily one of the best, most memorable years of my entire life..........
January 2005
-Mom gets to quit her lil' gig at Lord & Taylor and after interviews here and there and thurrr....home girl gets hired at french-based company, D'Artagnan....the introduction to organic foods begins.....along with my lessons in truffle butter, pates and mad French girls, dope fellas who exchanged French tales with my New York City tips....
February 2005
-I start rolling in my French class and begin loving my Rutgers courses based out on Douglass campus.....errr...the all-girls campus.....mixed with tons of lesbians and "girl power" women along with freaky freaky girls, I was in the PlayBoy mansion, except Hugh Hefner had a vagina....
March 2005
-I leave out of my afternoon class and meet my mom for a brief lunch around her new j-o-bizzle and then we park my Honda and take her company car out into New York City....amazed, having only lived in New Jersey (after moving here in July 2004 from Maryland), and seeing how beautiful the city really was ----> is with the open sidewalks, everyday attitudes on peeps' faces, etc........it was a sneak peek at what awaited me when the time was right....
April 2005
-I begin to see what's really really really good with any internships.....although, I kept getting stunted on because I could not receive credit yet (not eligible until my junior year) for most gigs, but then after watching this video in Media Studies with the BEST professor I ever had the pleasure of keeping in contact with (still to this day, too), Steve Miller, I realized Cornerstone (Promotion) might actually be a legit spot and made sure to keep on reaching out to them........
May 2005
-My girl Adrianna Guerro hit me up and said, "Hey Cyrus, we wanna get an interview with you to see about a summer internship here at Cornerstone....hit me back when you can!"
June 2005
-Internship kicks off and I can't help but keep re-reading Diddy's biography about how he was a college student and doing the internship/label hustle.....motivation was an understatement for me at the time..........with some spare time at Cornerstone, I take up my girl Ayden's suggestion of setting up a PhotoBucket account and this lil' ol' thing called Blogger (peep the profile, CREATED JUNE 2005), and of course I meet the first woman I wanted to really marry, Shakira Riupassa, via some hip-hop forumn community........oh, she was (is) based out of the Netherlands, too......
July 2005
-My internship heats up after I, dumbly, offer to come in three times a week......but the benefits were great, runs to Comedy Central led to me getting hooked up with free DVDs, the opportunity to go see "War of the Worlds" premiere with the red carpet and Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Howard Stern, Hulk Hogan and more being in the building.........talks heat up with Shakira....going from texts to phone card conversations.......
August 2005
-My sophomore year at Rutgers is on the horizon but with some saved up loan money surplus in the bank and a few grants, I PAID for both of my semesters.....(granted, the next couple of semesters made up for it...but eh!)......Shakira believes in me and accepts my invitation to come visit........I take occasional "sick" days from Cornerstone and take day-trips with mom to Connecticut with her out-of-town store visits, etc........
September 2005
-I start up Rutgers and just a week after classes start, my baby Shakira comes for a week-long visit and besides the love making ---> FUNKING which lasted about 2 minutes, TOPS, because my sex game was killed over my over-excitement with the situation, we take trips out to New York, put my big brother, "B!" on the speaker phone as I try to convince him to tell Shakira to sex me up on the New Jersey turn pike, well, the creepy rest stop area....(laugh).........Rutgers classes are crazy dope and I fall in semi-love with about three women in my classes.......Shakira serves as my good luck as I would RUSH back to the crib after my mornings/mid-days classes just because I missed her so much and snuggling, watching "scurrrry" movies and having her blow Fanta Orange Soda burps at me with a smile as I gave her semi *Blank Stares*...ahhhhh........
October 2005
-On a rainy, cozy day, me and my mom go out and visit my dad........we hit up all the spots throughout Englewood so he could show me off to the family and friends.........fun times increase at Benihana as we cause little mayhem in the kitchen and at the front hosting area.......nothing too serious, just horny and crazy college-aged kids just rolling things..........the cold air comes and then I hear this above track, "Lavish" from Twista's The Day After album and just go wild.......such a strong track and it motivated me to go extra hard.....
November 2005
-Family ties increase as me and mom hit up my Uncle Steve's and see the entire Langhorne family and just laugh it up and kick back on memories.......my cousin makes sure to give me some porn(ography) DVDs and tells me, "Cyrus, you gotta get your sex game right with these girls." (laugh) He also gives me the best advice I could get when I tell him about "busting" too fast with Shakira......"Cyrus, I'm your cousin and this is all I'll tell you.........when I feel like I'ma 'bout to bust, I pull out....and EAT THE P*SSY.......then go back to work and keep doing my thing.." (laugh) My days at Cornerstone are Mondays since I don't have classes just to keep my face present..........free music, keeping my presence felt and seeing how people come and go put me on to the whole industry scene....this also let me get familiar with the NYC subway system and just the overall area....
December 2005
-Benihana gets thick with crazy guests packing the doors, Rutgers ends on a high note with great grades........Cornerstone shuts down for the winter break.........I keep on trying to find a practice funk buddy......(and the girl who had a big crush on me at Rutgers took offense when I told her 'Sorry, I have a girl but I want to practice my sex skills with you.') (laugh) <---- TRUE!!!
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Yes, I left out tons of extra details but coming off the top of my dome, 2005 just flowed so nicely...sure, my sex drive was the best in 2006, but from the learning experiences I received in 2005 and rising upward and not looking back........2005 was about chance, risks and no holds barred..........thank-you to everyone, everything and life from five years ago......memories, vivid memories.....
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President Obama < Tony Yayo's "Obama"
(laugh) Don't get it twisted, I'm still funkin' with the Unit despite my personal issues with Banks' voice and hunger not seeming to be there as much as it used to.....but regardless, I had to put up this dope music video...not check it, the "VIDEO" is mad illy, however, Yayo's bars?
Ehhhhhhhhhh....... as my big homie Jesse (Gissen) would tell me back when we were Matrixin' the rap game with me being on the come-up.....
(laugh) Regardless, with this supposedly being 50's first directorial music video debut, I can't help but pay homage to the beauty and quality of the entire production.....very crisp and clean-looking.....
And I mean, fo' real fo' real, the sexiness embedded throughout the clip is Brazzers.com-type clear! Fo' real fo' real......very illy.
I Want More Hunger, Lots & Lots Of Hunger
Funk, Banks, funk. No joke, I am crazy excited for the success of my big homie Lloyd Banks coming off this popular "Beamer, Benz or Bentley" record but man oh man.....let me just reflect for a quick minute.
Back in 2006, a solid two years after "Hunger For More" dropped, I was STILL playing Banks' debut album hardcore. I mean, it was to the point where I would drive back and forth to work re-testing myself on the bars and hooks, but then once "Rotten Apple" came out......errrr......I really tried to stay loyal and get the same type of hype but it did not come through at all......
I mean, fo' real fo' real, even listening to it today, it felt too fake, flossy and overly Playboy 'ish....like, come on kid, fo' real fo' real? Granted, he kept it gully on a few tracks, but the overall feel just came across as though his lyrics were written on a golden toilet....fo' real fo' real....
Maybe things will change, but even on the mixtapes he sounds very different and it's not to say artists should limit themselves and shun growth, but I think back and recall how much I loved "Late Registration" or even the amount of respect and appreciation I had for 50 Cent's "The Massacre." Banks just felt like he was trying to get a record out which bumped with 1/3 of his true energy.....
Time will tell, but hopefully the "Beamer" success doesn't get to his head and he stays trying to grind it out.....resort back to his earlier roots BUT resist mentioning resorting back to his early roots in errrry interview he does...
Yada mean? Chea? Chea. Chea!
Tennis Time
(laugh) Granted, as painful as the above image "appears" I must first and foremost say...."PAUSE".....before even beginning this brief posting.
Yerp, it's officially SPRING 2010 and besides the warm weather and half-naked women throughout the tri-state area, I cannot get over how much I love ---> missed tennis. Over the weekend, I took a brief 20 minutes out of the day and hit the tennis court. Man oh man......let me first explain, I live in an area where there is a bangin' tennis court area with about 10-12 actual courts and of course a beat down basketball court section to the side of it....needless to say, my town caters to professional tennis players and trainers.
Well, even though it's been close to a year since we moved to the area, it was my first time actually heading out.....boy oh boy, was it fun.
Let me tell you something, if you could just imagine what the pre-US Open Tournament practice courts look like, you would completely understand the excitement I had when looking behind the fences I came across about 20 BRAND NEW tennis balls.....I'm talking about possibly hit once, MAYBE twice......the $$$ I spent on tennis balls in the past seemed like a joke......I was almost tempted to run some Nino Brown operation to start pushing tennis balls 'round my neighborhood....
Aight, so I'm going a bit off-topic, but the bottom line is getting back on the court, tossing the ball up and laying down my near-lethal serve......it felt good. So, it will be only a matter of time when I find myself being challenged by some real top-ranking players, but 'til then......I'm murkin' mom dukes! (laugh)
I Got Her Saying....."P*ssy"
(laugh) Yerp, I have an official confession I would love to unveil right at this very moment.....
Hearing a woman say "p*ssy" is my ultimate weakness....granted, there is a difference between homegirl calling YOU a "p*ssy" and having her tell YOU to take this "p*ssy."
Yes, I'm crossing the boundaries and just letting it all out in the open, I have had women say all types of crazy things to me during intimate times but something referencing the P-Word is probably one of the biggest turn ons I may have.....(laugh)....I guess it has a little bit to do with my insistence on not cursing or even using vulgar words (although my posts seem to even make the word 'vulgar' shook), just hearing the term slip off a woman's tongue......
Maybe it's the boundary between innocence and porn star, but for whatever the reason is, my sex choke hold is the whispering of sentences involving the word.....well, I suppose "Choke me!!!!" is also a freaky turn on.....but I'll save it for another posting........(laugh)...........
Balls Out Of New York Sports Club
Yes, believe it or not, I'm through with my New York Sports Club. Granted, I am still currently a member with the club 'round my area but me and mom dukes are on the verge of finding out about the cancellation procedure....of course it is likely to cost a grip, roughly $150 or so per our cancellations but all in all....funk it, it's worth it.
Now while it may sound wack, one of the biggest issues I found with the gym is the fakeness behind the people who attend the gym. Sure, the countless amounts of breasts and a** were ---> are nice but the attitudes which get attached to 'em? The....
"Errrrr!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!" sounds from mad women, the grunts and over-excited shouts from the male guys working out.........it literally has gotten to the point where I'm either running on the treadmill or lifting weights and just burst out laughing.....
(laugh) ------> (LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I'm sorry, but be eassssssssssy with all the wackness..........the guy couples who are straight but merge their "macho" attitudes and walk side-by-side as they go to bigger weight machines is simply silly and then to see the women going extra hard with their floor-level stretches like...........(laugh)..............these women are Nicole Richie skinny and yet they are working out as if they have been overweight for years....
Aside from the fellow members, the staff is "aiight" and the treadmills have television sets which tend to NEVER work........I mean, it's beyond wanting to fill out a form and complain......
But even with these little issues, the concept of a gym just seems wack to me. (laugh) I joined the gym last November and it has steadily lost my interest...sure, the warm weather and urge to hit the tennis court and basketball hoops down the street from me really made me question what benefits really rest in a gym........
Therefore, my time at a gym is nearing an end.........to errryone who maintains their membership, congratulations but some things are just not for me....
A Thin Line Between Love & Fake
Now without putting anybody on blast, I have to keep things completely fo' real fo' real....the "worst" and "best" person for a professional writer is ALWAYS the publicist.
Publicist.
Yes, the person who tends to get us the great hook-ups to shows/concerts is also the same contact who stalks your contact and wants to correct errry little issue you may have. From wanting "this" and "oh now, do you really have to mention...." yes, the good/bad benefits are always going to be there.
I have had publicists try to get on my good side with "Twitter Follower" adds to even fooling me into long conversations over the phone on a WEEKEND just to 'talk.' (laugh)
Therefore, I have learned from the past and restricted myself from putting out my personal information to 'em and, hopefully, remain the top dog and not dumb down myself to their needs.
Michael Jordan: Slippin' Fallin' Can't Get Up
Yes, folks, the photo is a bit dated but the above fella is none other than Michael "MJ" Jordan......getting a lot more than just "air" if I might say so myself.
Look, Michael Jordan has always been a favorite of mine and possibly some of my greatest motivation through the late 1990's, but I have to be honest......even with a pair of J's (Jordans) chilling up in my attic room with the other kicks, it must be said.
I have lost respect for Jordan.
Yes, yes, yes y'all, I won't stop either. For me, Jordan's return to the Wizards was followed with extreme excitement and then disappointment....but being in the Maryland/Washington, DC area when he got a piece of ownership with the Wizards organization and kept making bad ---> really bad ---> HORRIBLE moves, man..........I couldn't believe it.
From the Kwame Brown signing, getting rid of Richard Hamilton, joining the team and then dogging the players for not working as hard as him....man oh man.....
Michael Redd > Michael Jordan
(laugh) Kidding, kidding......but now with Jordan owning the Bobcats......word? The future shall bring many surprises (and low expectations)........TO BE CONTINUED....
To Pimpin' (I Need A Prostitute)
(laugh) Now keep in mind, as I type this I'm listening to "Pimpin'" by Tony Yayo, but nonetheless, I have put a lot of thought into it and yes, I want to rent ---> cop a prostitute in the near future....
(laugh) Okay, maybe "near" future is a bit unrealistic, but let me break it down. Now with some folks, I hear the argument, "Come on Cyrus, there are mad girls who will do the nasty, nasty with you...."
WORD?
(laugh) Granted, but something about trying something different and just going with the unexpected, paid-in-cash, jump-off, I don't know, I find the whole situation very interesting to say the least. Believe it or not, I would treat the whole entire adventure more like an experiment than anything. To see how "well" (or 'bad') I could be loved based on the power of a dollar just makes me laugh and want to see the difference a hundred dollar bill makes compared to a couple of Jefferson's.
Don't get it twisted, I highly doubt GoCyrusGo would find himself in a position where me and D'Angelo are sharing flashing light cars headed to the precinct, but with the knowledge I have, past experiences of others.......chea, why not go out and try it?
The New Guy
Yerp, although I have never actually seen the flick, "The New Guy," I still have to roll with the above image and just the topic at hand...
New artists.... ---> rappers. Sure, no matter what happens in the realm of music there will always be the emergence of new acts, rappers, artists......personally? I was a sucker (for <3) around 2007 and played myself during those Capitol Records early days and listened to ERRRRYBODY....now out of errrryone I listened to, the dopest boiled down to Wale.....and although it seems easily said, I listened to "mad" amounts of music thinking,
"Oh wow, THIS is the next big thing......"
But the sad ---> reality of the matter is artists cannot be tight (pause) if they don't get the shine and/or buzz they are supposed to get. I laugh sometimes at the publicists who hit me and/or my team up with the constant "begging" and "pwweeeeeaase ; )" requests to have their artist ---> "client" get coverage on SOHH.com..........the best "reason" to why we should cover (fill in the blank) on SOHH?
"Their singles are buzzing throughout the country AND they're going to be on '106 & Park' today!"
(laugh) Unfortunately, I fed into the hook and got reeled into an interview which did Fat Joe first-week album sale numbers.......
Therefore, I will no longer continue to shut off new acts, however, I will be very swift to catch up on what their current buzz is, maybe a brief bio/interview read up on 'em and keep it MOVING....(whew).......thanks, I needed to get it out of my system....
GoCyrusGo Is A BlackBerry (Bold)
Granted, I am still on the BlackBerry Curve (not Bold).......the fact of the matter is I am a die-hard BlackBerry fan nonetheless....as evidenced up above, even Jay-Z rocks a BB....
Now don't get it twisted, I would never place my infatuation with a product solely in the hands of an artist, but to see co-signs like this just prove my point....
BlackBerry > iPhone
Sure, there are mad iPhone commercials and my homegirl neighbor actually rocks out with one and the capabilities seem dope.....but to get your grown-man on with a touch-screen phone? Ehhh...sure, there is the BlackBerry Storm, but I look at BlackBerries like old school shoes........keep the authentic, grown-man look.....sure, the no-laces could be comfortable for most folks, but you're killing yourself at the end of the day........(laugh)
Ahhh......gotta dip, just spewing my thoughts....take it or leave it, owwwwww!!!
Am I A Sex Addict?
Blame it on my decision to keep Ludacris' "Battle of the Sexes" on repeat, but the question continues to present itself to me...am I a sex addict?
Seriously.......at first I thought the postings talking about having a girl --> woman who is freaky --> sex freak 'ish was a strong starting point, but I wonder.......what limit do I have? Do I simply enjoy sex or is there an underlying art in it which I keep on trying to inject into my blood line?
Even when I am in a relationship (and when I'm not), I find myself being drawn to the aspect of sex found in adult films, but I would not consider myself the type to invest mad $$$ in building a DVD collection of porn. Still though, knowing porn star names, their "best" scenes, etc.....those aspects seem to come naturally to me, or at least to an extent.....
What is even crazier is applying the porn star moves into my own life.....(laugh).....you would be shocked at how many times I found myself re-positioning my girlfriends after five to ten minutes just to explore another form of pleasure.....(laugh)....I know, crazy right, but sex has become somewhat of a challenge, if I can even call it such a thing.....
"Winning" would mean going non-stop, brief pauses, then non-stop and then getting the, "Okay, you need to come........NOW.......I can't take it.......ahhhhhhhh......" (laugh) Okay, so maybe the quote sounds a bit funky, but to stretch out a match ---> love session to the furthest amount of time.........fo' real fo' real.....?
3 HOURS.....
Yerp, no joke......I still remember it, under the pool table, blankets, and granted, we were both slightly sleepy and so the slow but ever present turns and grinds seemed to last even longer....but the excitement of sex.....
It's funny because I often say, "I LOVE EVERY WOMAN......" and as sincere as I sound, I think deep down I really want to, as Drake would say, funk every woman which I come across.........something about (as the past Lil Wayne tatted female fan posting suggested) having so many different women and getting them in their most vulnerable of positions.........just bare, just there.........is there a fine line between being a sex addict or just addicted to sex?
(laugh) Chinese riddle..huh?
What's Your Fantasy?
(laugh) Funkin' Olivia.....MY GIRL!!!! Yes, I won't fake the funk, a few weeks back I aired her out (a bit), more so along the lines of no longer having the deep, passionate, orgasmic-like lovey dovey crush feelings I once had back in high school....remember those statement?
THROW 'EM OUT THE WINDOW!!!
Much like what happens with all of my interviews, I come with these undisclosed personal perceptions and after meeting the person and speaking for a few minutes, exchanges some laughs and stepping away from "I'm the interviewer, you're the subject...." politics, you come to find out how dope an artist, athlete, director, etc....can truly be.....
Granted, I wanted to toss up one of my videos from the interview, but considering I have yet to upload the footage, I felt it was more vital to just pay homage to the ol' GoCyrusGo ---> Street Flow (my high school 'rap' name...).....
As the above image shows, my love for home girl really stemmed from my big homie Kelvin putting me on to her back around 2003 when he said, "Check out Olivia in the 'Smile' music video for Lloyd Banks....." and of course as time would move forward, we would see my girl in the likes of the "Fire" music video, on 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" visual, in King Magazine spreads, etc...etc.....and then co-signing all of her records ("So Sexy," "Best Friend," "All Seasons,") man oh man.......crazy dope.....
So from going up and down.......love.....no love.......I must admit, meeting my main R&B crush and finding how down to earth she is....man, humble and "hood" mixed with beauty and brains......just add those elements to her images and you get a fourth of what embodies Olivia.....although, she rolls with "Green" teams (The Celtics, Jets, etc....), she is crazy dope, intelligent and the latest person I have come across to SILENCE my personal prejudices I had in the beginning......
OLIVIA, baby!
(laugh)
Owwwwwww? -----> Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Shooting For The Win
Although I will not classify myself as a die-hard television guy, I must admit, "The Sopranos" has to go down in history as one of the best programs....EVER.
It's hilarious because my mom actually encouraged this prejudice I had towards the program from about 2007 to mid-2009 when she said something along the lines of "the show just encourages Italian kids to explode their egos and think they can say racist stuff just because they do it on there....." so on and so on.....
I won't lie, she had me convinced...."Exactly, mom, you're right...." but of course, much like most things, my mom came around when A&E started airing the early season episodes every weekday from 2 PM to 3 PM and we started to catch-up on 'em....
"The Sopranos are great......"
(laugh) Even though we reside in New Jersey, "The Sopranos" goes back to when we were starting out in Maryland in the fall of 1998 and there are so many memories associated with the program...sure, she still feels a certain way about the stereotypes it builds but all in all......the show set so many standards...
In addition to watching 'em on the daily, I have been viewing the later seasons and have worked my way up the Season 6 Part B where everything hits the fan via HBO On-Deman....love, love, love, love it.....fo' real fo' real....but looking at the series, I call it a classic and possibly one of the most interesting shows ever because of the constant growth and strong writing.....
While I won't use up a posting to break it all down, I must say a few items......despite having a few big name guest stars (Marissa Tomei, Lord Jabar, Lawrence Taylor), the writing never felt like it was dumbed down or fizzled...sure, there were long periods/gaps in the series due to issues like the mother passing away in real life and contract issues with James Gandofini, but a strong cast of actors, believable writing and personalities you could only attach to lovable/hateable characters (Silvio, Paulie Wallnuts, Christopher).....man oh man...classic.
The Girl Is Mine
Look, I can't fake the funk, I love women...girls....errrryone, but one certain issue I have is tackling the possibility of re-sparking flames with past girlfriends.
Have you ever found yourself having broken apart from someone you cared about --> funked --> loved and after some time passed....reaching out and keeping a distant, but connected, relationship nonetheless?
The above homegirl, Karina, is hands-down the best shorty --> girlfriend --> homegirl I have ever had the pleasure of linking up with. Oddly enough, we were "together" but never wanted to put the terms in to ink...(laugh)....like, we had all the characteristics of a couple but just were in agreement of not applying the "boyfriend/girlfriend" tags to our situation.
Thinking back, we linked up in 2007 by accident, or rather coincidence when we ended up taking the same summer music course at Rutgers...long story short, she was my "last" summerlove homie and even though we tended to come across one another every few months either via the Rutgers campus or just on a brief IM exchange, I cannot think of any other girl ---> woman I have been with which brought me to such a down-to-earth level and relaxed steez....(come on, look at my facial expression up above, I'm a funkin' cheese wiz!)
Fast-forward and the situation continues to present itself......living in Englewood, New Jersey, not too far down from where she stays, there is this connection for us to link back up....in all honesty, she put me on to "The Notebook" back in '07 and even though I showed her "He Got Game," I have been trying to get her to watch "Frankie & Johnny" featuring Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer......
Now every time I reach out, she says, "lets watch it 2gether" (via text message) and I keep encouraging the suggestion with "When we have free time, but you have to watch it soon!" Could I really have her come over "just" to watch it?
OF COURSE NOT....I already see five minutes into the film and she's tucked back under my arms and every explicit sexual move moving into motion.....so I continue to contemplate and wonder if it is worth linking back up......even for the mere aspect of sex......is it worth it? Take for instance the "best" scenario, where it's crazy platonic and sex is just a special benefit........could I pull it off, could I respect myself?
Call me crazy or call me GoCyrusGo, but something about placing any possible "old flames" in positions to get re-lit feels weird and too compromising.......time will tell, but for now.......naaaaahhhhhhhh man.
Step Your "P" Powers Up, Women
(laugh) No joke, I was thinking about T-Pain's "Reverse Cowgirl" record and decide to do a search on "Cowgirl Position," of course I came up with www.SexInfo101.com and discovered the above demonstration popping up immediately.
(laugh) Hilarious....and while I'm at it, I must admit, this is my favorite position to have when making "love" ---> funking because I tend to spread 'em and go "Terminator"....wait, how did the Ying Yang Twins say it?
Hate it or love it or even deny it, but as evidenced with the above video, I HAVE THE BEST FUNKING BLOG....ever, ever....EVER.
Rik Cordero Is A Funking Geniiiius
(laugh) Man, if only I knew the caliber of dopeness found within Rik Cordero back around 2007 when he had his office based out of Cornerstone/The Fader....I mean shucks, they even recorded the Roots x Peedi Crakk music video in the office...man oh man......his work has only gotten better and better......glad to see my big homie getting the proper shine!
PSP(orn)Go
Getting away with porn(ography) on the PSPGo, GoCyrusGo? Well, not exactly. (laugh) I can't fake the funk though, my big homie "D!" from EMI/Capitol in New York City put me on to the endless capabilities to using my PSP to the fullest back when I used to clock in time over there from 2006 to 2008.
(laugh) You ever wonder what's going through the mind of the security guard at a particular building's front entrance?
PORN.
(laugh) Unknowingly, I had told my man Dave to "hook" up mine with tons of stuff back around my final few months at Capitol Records/Music in 2008 and of course it wasn't until I was on the New Jersey Transit headed to my old crib in Carteret, New Jersey when I started it up and got,
"Oh f*ck me baby!!!!!!!!! Harder!!!! I said F*CKING HARDER, a**hole!!!!!"
(laugh) It wasn't much longer until I invested in a pair of headphones and realized what "he" thought I meant by hooking up the PSP....so here I am, nearly two years later and having upgraded my PSP to the PSPGo, I can't help but admire the capability to upload all kinds of content on the machine.
I'll be honest, from loads of music to games (MLB The Show 10, NBA 2K10, Grand Theft Auto China Town Wars), I have television shows and porn. (laugh) The logic behind carrying porn on the go?
Practice makes perfect?
Slightly, but I have to admit......I was actually caught one time playing a scene from "Money Talks" which is basically an adult game show-type series which combines nudity with challenges and of course the "unexpected" civilian being lured by money to go full hardcore on a random dude..(Uh huh, Uh huh....).....well, watching the game aspect of the program, a dude tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"Yo!!!! I NEED that! Where can I cop it?"
(laugh)
Co-Sign -----> Co-SIGNED ------> CO-SIGNED!!!
Great New York Boobs
Look, I am never one to say you should limit how much you flaunt your body around, but today, March 18th, 2010, there was a surplus of boobs ----> breasts throughout New York City and New Jersey.
Traveling from Washington Heights, Manhattan to the PATH Station around the World Trade Center, there were so many women wearing the most skimpy of clothing I had to actually stop for a moment and say, "Word?"
The amount of boobs surrounding me had my senses going crazy. I saw big ones, small ones, thin ones, fig ones...(laugh), okay, lack of rhymes placed aside, let's get to the point at hand....
Seriously, from toe games being on-point to women showing off their belly rings, I'm good money for it all, but let's keep it real.
Spring 2010 does not technically start until March 21, 2010.....Sunday. And yet, with a bit of brisk air flowing through the lower Manhattan streets, women were out as if it were the 4th of July.....
One clear indication of a woman I will not invest time in to be "My Girl" is when consideration of the current season is not taken seriously.
Therefore: No shorts/sandals from December 21 to March 21 (Winter)
Why I Will Not Blast On Her Face
Look, let me be honest...I have never "exploded" onto a woman's face no matter what the circumstances were. I have a great friend of mine who revealed to me the first time (I know he's lying) he had sex, he pulled out and came on his jump-off's face because he wanted to test out his porn star skills.
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...................................WORD?
(laugh) In all honesty, I have to admit....in porn ---> adult films, I am completely game and almost get upset when the "Money Shot" resorts to having to be on the backside. However, in a personal relationship, UNLESS it is requested, a guy ----> dude ----> fella should never "bust" on his girl's face.
Real 4, Real 4. I used to kid around with some of my past restaurant co-workers when a girl asked me, "Hey (GoCyrusGo), how come some guys want to come on my face?"
Giving her the classic, "Word?" facial expression, I broke it down like this.....
"If the guy cares about the girl he's with, he'll come on your chest. However, if it's a jump-off and is just getting a 'nut' off, then it's facials all day."
Sorry, but true. However, as I stepped my sex game up and found myself in multiple relationships with different, exciting sexual partners, there were TONS of experiences I went through......
*Busting in the rubber ----> condom.
*Busting on her back.
*Busting in her mouth, followed by a swift swallow and wink back at me.
*Busting on her chest.
Now unless you have some kinky shorty who wants you to bust on her feet or in the "fish bowl" (shout-out to Dave Chappelle), there are no other alternatives. You CANNOT, NEVER EVER EVER (eeever ever <--- EVER!) find yourself wanting to bust in your girl's face.
Granted, the request may come to you but I see it like this, unless your girl is auditioning for "Cum Fiesta" or just some hardcore adult sites/films, there should be, under no circumstances, times when you should be using your girl's face as the inside of a condom.....
Upon hearing the "bragging" which followed from my friend describing how "cool" it was to bust on home girl's face, all I could think about was how disrespectful it was. I mean, I'm one who loves all forms of sex, but to get your girl done in such a manner?
In all honesty, I have only had ONE 'one-night' stand in my entire life, and even she got the chest treatment.....
Man oh man.....and even if I ever did bust in my girl's face, how could you go the next day and NOT see yourself plastered across the cheek?
Ehhhhh......be easy.
Sexing A Boston Red Sox Fan
Much like Rick Ross' record goes ---> went, "Here I Stand" in a situation which pits myself, GoCyrusGo/Die-Hard Yankee fan in a compromising position with my next door neighbor (Fill In The Blank)/Die-Hard Red Sox fan......
Granted, I am likely way over my head in over-analyzing a scenario which ends with sweaty sex as my Yankee fitted caps come tumbling down, but here it is.....before she shoots to her hometown in Massachusetts for a vacation, I urged an invite for home girl to come through and watch some games, get crushed (pause) in a PS3 game here or there and just "chillax" (<----please retire this word) tomorrow night......
Now even though there are no immediate signs of sex taking place, the mere fact of having someone who is a BAH-STUN fan to the core and is actually a native from the area is like reaching a climax during sex and noticing a family portrait across the room giving you the *Blank Stare*
(laugh) At what point do I put prejudices aside and bow down? Maybe never...but the sick part about this whole entire situation is even if I get nothing but a little bit of "hangin' out" time from home girl, I have the "urge" to have sex ---> make love ---> FUNK a BAH-STUN (Boston) fan....can you believe it? As much as I dislike the entire area (with the exception of Martin Scorsese's "The Departed"), I cannot explain this urge to have intercourse with someone who has the same passion for the Yankees but for my arch-rival, The Boston Red Sox....
Ahhh...call me cwwazy or call me GoCyrusGo, it's just food for thought, funk the dishes....
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