Guilty As Sin

The gift and the curse.....as much as I love to cop games from the illest video game shop in the retail marketplace, GameStop, I must admit...it's gotten to the point where I'm sneaking out at the crack of dawn alongside those paperbag dudes who cop those VHS porn tapes before heading to work. (laugh)

Eh.....I can't help it, I would see 'em when I went to get my shape-ups back in Maryland...very funky.....didn't dudes ever realize the power of online pornography? (laugh)

Regardless, it has come to the point where I'm literally shook to visit GameStop during mid-day or, (gulp...pause), evenings...

It always gets me because the times I've been to those 'stops, maaaaaaan, I've felt like "I'm" the weird one....from video game talk more specific than college chemistry classes to break-downs of games slated to hit stores in no less than two years, it's pretty bonkers......however, it's the "casual" looking guys working there that always trips me up...

As often as I think about having wanted to get a gig over there, I'm quickly reminded how "intense" it is....you remember those fellas from high school who rocked the "Other" table during lunch? Chea......they're in there pretty seriously....no disrespect to 'em..but mannnnn.....rock on lil' homies....

(For the record, I skipped lunch and headed to the library back in high school.....money stacking, homework completing, big dreaming those days.....)

Real Sex

If there is one thing I must admit about having this "GoCyrusGo" blog, it's the fact that I stay truer than blood. (WHOA!!!) Corny, huh? (laugh) Well, "Eh!" like Juelz Santana would say, because baby....I keeps it real, dun dun. With that being said, I must credit myself for having the "realest" blog that you've read thus far. Funk BangBros.com, after going from November 2005 to November 2008 with a monthly membership, the kid looks back at yet another November and laughs off my time with the site....the "next" big thing?

Well, I'll put it like this...I'm SEXUAL...fo' real fo' real. I've said it in past postings, but when it comes to having relationships, either ol' girl is a sex freak or she's on that Wesley "Wanted" tip where she'll realize she has always been one...(laugh)....so, let's think back to November 2008...my BangBros subscription runs its course and has me cut ties with 'em due to the fact that the girl choice became less interesting than Stephen King films and the sites? SMH....ughhh......play with this:

*Magical Feet
*Tug Jobs
*Power Munch

Now take away:

*Working Latinas
*Ball Honeys
*Newbie Black

Gesssssh, say word dun dun? Too many late changes and horrible "site" ideas....led to the "Are you sure you would like to cancel your membership?" *Click Yes*

(laugh) So "porn" desires were filled with visits to RedTube.com, YouPorn.com, 4Tube.com, (are you fellas enjoying this dry snitching yet?)....the occasional "BugMeNot" visits would be made....an occasional temporary BangBros.com or RealityKings.com log-in which lasted for about 48 hours before they blocked 'em....and it struck me....

Reality Kings..............

Now even before I found it hilarious to see the poor acting in "Bang Bus" episodes back in 2003, I was the high school kid who searched Kazaa --> Ares for MilfHunter, 8thStreetLatinas and CumFiesta clips...so, I have thought it out and gone forward....

"Say 'ello to thee newest meber of dee Reality Kaaangs..." (poor Spanish accent, I know I know....)

Yerp....the kid is "back" in it to win it....and exposure aside, Reality Kings is THE porn site if you feel the need to have to put money down....their throwback videos date wider than your grandma's panties and the overall access is crazy....

Warning to the wise......I'm not on my BangBros sharing tip....funk outta here with sharing a RealityKings log-in...don't blame it on Obama and the recession, but shucks, it's because of their great security that I'd end up getting my own info blocked.....(laugh)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....................are you in that groove yet? (*Swagger Jacks Joe Budden's steez!*)

Over Dew

(laugh) I keep wondering when my Mountain Dew surge is going to die out. Just for the record, only Wizards fans will even begin to understand the above image. (laugh) Caron Butler and Mountain Dew *Google searching....* (laugh)

I can't even recall whether or not I came clean about my Dew addiction. (laugh) It's calmed down a bit, but maaaaaaaaaan....it was a time not too long ago when I had a grip of Mountain Dews just waiting in the fridge....from wanting them for my commutes to New York to having them on deck for video game matches, the kid was on on onnnnnnn....

Never really lost the addiction, just forced myself to keep the intake a bit down. (laugh) And truth be told, I always loved the "scare" about 'em messing up your sexual reproduction levels. (laugh) I'm not bugging, fo' real fo' real, check it out yourself.

Anyway, keeping things short and brief, cwwazy love to the Mountain Dew heads out there....owwwwwwwwww!!!

Head Case

(laugh) I still have no explanation for this above image....at first I wanted to find an image where a girl was getting oral sex and title the posting, "Head" just to lead things into: "Feeling better than some head on a sunny afternoon.....better than a chick that says 'Yes' too soon...."

(laugh)

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Life is great, in case you aren't following the kid, @CyrusKLanghorne, I have just been cwwwazy busy but just loving life overall. Maybe we can relate this to oral sex....or, in the most simple of descriptions....it feels like I've been getting head and have no intention to bust...

Ouch! (laugh) A bit too real even for my standards. But seriously, things are great and I have to say from watching my New York Yankees dominate in the post-season to just getting throwback memories of my times growing up...man oh man, just a great feeling...

I keep thinking....'Cyrus, just put a few images on your desktop and when you wake up in the morning, post 'em up on hte blog and put a description with 'em...' (laugh) If only it was that simple....sleep has become my newest affair.....not sleeping for long periods of time, but when given the choice of inking up some postings or sneaking in a solid 40 extra minutes of rest? Ahhhh.....come on, can you really hate on the kid?

But eh! Just go with the flow....of course I'm going to win back those "Favorites -> Click -> Bookmarks" but for the time being, I'm enjoying this head of success and 'til I pass out, I'm going to keep keep keep rockin' on, owwwww!!!

Yerp yerp YUP!

Let's GO Yan-Kees!!!

Still in shock....YES!!!

Thicke

(laugh) Owwwwwwwwwww!!! "Let's GO!!!" is such an understatement to what I really have going on in my mind, but let's keep it simple for right now. (laugh) Robin Thicke...simply said? Illy, even more so, he has something which has helped me move past my 'spect for Jon B. and given it to him...sure, initially you don't think he has as much "coolness" as Bogotti, but still, his ability to lace the finest shorties (i.e. Rihanna?) and his wifey, Paula Patton......to gettin' some of the dopest emcee features....Lil Wayne, Jay-Z and oh so many more....

'nuff said....just go cwwazy for the time being: