Genius
Q.T...if you don't already recognize those initials, you're bugging...easily one of the best directors I have ever had the pleasure in viewing his films...the thing about Quentin Tarantino's films is the dialog. I always stress the same thing about Kevin Smith flicks, too, it's the dialog which is the real selling point.
If you look at such classics like "Pulp Fiction," you would be amazed at how much of the actual wordplay is seen in spin-offs and spoofs...or how all of Taratino's films spend a large portion of time developing a story based more so off of what is learned and spoken rather than the reliance on action.
Sure, you can make your point for the violence, which is also overly exaggerated by QT almost to tell you you're silly for looking forward to this, I mean...when I think about it...man. Spike Lee is great. George Lucas has paved the way...but when it really boils down to it...
Star Wars Prequels + Indiana Jones' Crystal Skull < Inglorious Basterds
Hands down...it's sad when you see a director's work fail to live up to its potential as he/she gets older...you almost feel sorry for 'em...even Spike is often compared to his 1990's classics rather than his box office smash "Inside Man" which felt more commercial than Super Bowl advertisements....
However, Tarantino nearly makes you orgasm...or rather, he seduces you (pause) to the point of nearly cumming (eh, it's a blog...be easy, like you haven't been to YouPorn today...gessh).....how does he do this?
Well, quite simple....make a film when you feel it's "time." No rush, no crazy spending budget....I look at the past few films he's done...."Inglorious Basterds," "Death Proof" and "Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2" and just realize how detailed each one is....
Even though he continues to show growth (and net worth) as time (which is abstract) progresses, the quality and brilliance found in "Reservoir Dogs" can still be traced throughout "Inglorious."
AHhhhhh......taking away from the brief postings of which a blog entry represents...so on a final note, QT is illy! (Very bland, I know, I know...)
Shut Down
(laugh)
It's funny, fo' real fo' real...because no matter how many times I'll try to show love, it's always returned like homie up above is demonstrating...slapped in the f*nking face (c) S&M Porno Tape (Yo B!)
(laugh) I could name drop, but it really wouldn't matter....call her an ex-wifey? Nah...call her ol' girl? Nah....names aside though, it's crazy how despite mad attempts to reach out and just wish the best for someone, it results in some type of "block." No response, just a 'block.' You know, there has to be a time when someone comes around, right? You think after a lil' bit of anxiety and what not has seeped, errrything should be good, no?
Well.....I could say it's me and my persistence to finally clear errything up which sparks these reactions....I could say it's my undying will to show love to erryone...but nerp, I'll come through and tell folks exactly what it is:
(laugh), No, no, no...that's too easy..I do love women...but the real reason?
(LAUGH)
Funk it, I'm drowning in the success and I keep looking back for her hand...
With the last extent having occurred just a solid 24 hours ago and then yet another blog block, nah, word? Yerp....I'm officially off, off and away...
So long baby...
Jay-Z Is The Greates (After Biggie...)
(laugh) Come on, "Greatest Rapper Alive," yerp....of all time though? Nah, man...be easy.
Really, when it comes down to it, Jay's consistency is dumb silly sick. But see, I can't say he would still get the crown if Big was still 'round...I treat it like this...through my past issues whether it be doubt or getting that one "C" on a progress report back in Maryland, 7th grade....it were those issues which ignited my confidence (which became GoCyrusGo swag) and made my run of straight A's last through high school....so, therefore, I see Biggie's passing as one of the reasons why Jay was able to prevail the way he did....
Granted, I'm basing errrything off of pure speculation and guesses, but regardless...the advertisement is dumb silly illy up above and it brings me great pleasure (pause) to say Hov is still killing it with an impressive rap sheet which makes hip-hop moguls wonder why their older than homie and still a little dude...(c) Cam'ron.
(laugh)
Owwwwwww!!!
Kid N Played
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Out of all seriousness, I can't stand YouTube...fo' real fo' real. Granted, it's the best way to upload videos via the site(s) I write for and offers the most overall content, but shucks...the video player still looks more dusty than your parents' boxed up records.
However, coming across this particular video through RapRadar.com, I couldn't help but swagger jack it and toss it up via GoCyrusGo...
Now if you're like me, we all have those "House Party" memories and shucks, I'll raise you your "House Party 4" by my line-for-line recollection of "The Disorderlies." Owwwwww, (laugh), but seriously...to see Kid in the above commercial...man oh man, I really can't call it.
First I was a bit blown (pause) like, "Nah, yo....naaaaaah!" But after watching it, it's like...."Get cha money man, get cha money maaan." (laugh) Yada mean?
So, paper stack, Chris....I see you.
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I won't lie...the "Via Pause Police" is type funny...but their updates are type slow..therefore, this is a personal contribution from GoCyrusGo...love you Grandpa, but this is pause of the weekend material right here!
My Favorite 50 Cent Song....EVER.
Could it all be that simple? From "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" to "Curtis" plus countless mixtapes, GoCyrusGo, are you sure?
Yerp...
You have to think time and place...no matter what is presented to you, time and place...so in this particular time and place of my life, this has to be absolutely one of the best records I've heard from 50...actually, no, my apologies...
THE BEST....
You know how you tend to remember the "best" sexual partner you've ever had? Oh wait, I forgot....teenagers might be reading this too, okay...(and you 40 year-old virgins, I know you know what we know!), well, for the non-sexually active readers, remember the "best" material you've masturbated..ugh....typing the word already makes my fingers tingle....remember the best material you got your hands on to and thought..."YES!!!" for pleasure making? Well, that's pretty much how I treat this...even for you guys who are thinking about the best lover you had which just made the moment memorable or the VHS tape with the "Fox News" coded name so you could KNOW no one would peep it even though your mom probably had...errr..chea, well, long story short...the "best" ANYTHING you have had or have, my feelings are mutual towards this above track....
The simplicity behind it....
"I've gotta win...."
No more, no less...see, folks forget the simplistic part of life...just like all the hype over which label Drake was going to sign to and he basically wound up being (allegedly) independent...or rather, how Jay-Z shocked errryone by literally dropping a black album for "The Black Album...." Crazy....but it was so simplistic and yet it spoke volumes....
Okay, so maybe you guys are tired of hearing 50 boast about his urge to "win," but apply it to yourself and you've got some of the best motivation you could handle...personally, I apply a Dave & Buster's "winner" mentality towards errrything....not so much because I fear losing, I have NO choice but to win...I've learned to only hope and know the best continues to await me even when I realize I'm at the top.....
How did 50 say it also?
Sorry...but Lily kills it....
"The top feels so much better than the top...."
Funk with me baby...I gotcha...
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
'ammmmn, homie...(laugh) Out of all seriousness though, I HAD to post this image just for archival purposes...remembering all of the controversy this particular performance had was just classic....for that simple fact...let's run down the issues:
-Drake's lack of movement:
VERDICT: ACL problems...
-Lil Wayne sitting down:
VERDICT: I've won mad Grammy's done, funk outta here with a BET what?
-The "night night mommy" before 8:30 PM on a school night girls:
VERDICT: Wayne's kid wanted to hit the stage...
-The "night night mommy" before 8:30 PM on a school night girls on-stage during "Best I Ever Had:"
VERDICT: Last minute, unexpected decision to play the song...
Honestly, BE EASY.......sure, it's easy to say such a 'laxed comment nearly two months after the fact, but still...all the commotion this caused....just ridiculous all in all....and to think...YOU would actually not dance to the song with your cousin's friends....wait, pause..hold up....er.....(next posting...)
Baby Powder
(laugh) It's true...the kid is addicted to baby powder...maybe it's the urge for "sex" every now and again, but something about applying baby powder to yourself after a shower has me feeling like a throwback '93 Starter Jacket Chicago Bulls...(laugh) 'member those days?
But seriously, I have to diggity check myself before I self destruct and wreck myself...right? There are definitely a few tricks to every fella's bathroom cabinet, but from Avocado women's shaving cream (word dun dun? WORD...) to rocking the Grapefruit scented shampoo and body wash...well, it's about getting your grown and sexy (if you can even call it that) on...there's too many fellas being hard (pause) with their steez and while I still don't leave the crib without a few hits of cologne throughout the neck (sorry to all my "hickey" fans), I am a sucker for some popular female-based products....word? WORD....
Let's not get it twisted though...you're not going to see GoCyrusGo with ad papers waiting at the chained door at 9:59 a.m. at Bath & Body Works on a Saturday...(laugh)....if that's the case, then you might as well:
(laugh) But fo' real fo' real....as I've said in postings before, diversify your life, dun dun....shucks, even Game admitted to rockin' the female deodorant on the regular...and while I can't "hood certify" errything I do, I will say....baby powder is the new jump off and if you haven't decided to ride the wave...then shucks, me and LeBron are laughing at you dunny:
I'm soooo wavvvy!!!!!!!!!
Add Yourself....
(laugh) Out of all honesty, I really wanted to do a posting based on folks hoping to "Get Rich" (or Die Tryin'?) from Google Ad(vertisements) on their blogs..I won't lie, yerp, it's true...I have the ads enabled via "Go Cyrus Go" but fo' real fo' real...even with steady traffic, you have to look beyond the trickery...
Now let's do the comparison...fellas, and Snoop from "The Wire," I really need you all to pay close attention to the above image...now what do you see?
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Okay, look again.
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Exactly....even as you finally try to separate her breasts from the "Go (boob) ogle," you're still distracted...right? Same concept applies to the Google Ads....as you think of "how much" and "oh boy" (Killa!) you can get from the advertisements, you don't even realize how ridiculous these thoughts are...think about it, if you were really able to make bank from Google...do you think they'd offer it to errrybody? Fo' real fo' real.....just as goofy as Pam looks rockin' a Google cleavage outfit, you're just as goofy for going through with the ads...(Go Cyrus, Go....)....
However, much like Pam....you KNOW you look good rockin' 'em anyway and you have always been taught...."always be humble...." so when the clicks finally add up, I'll be waiting...in other words, you SHOULD feel dumb diggy dumb for placing your hope into the ads, but by all means, keep rockin'....as long as you have the steez to keep things moving, it's a win-win....(still confused...)
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Flow with me!
Do For Love (Featuring Dirk Nowitzki & Cristal Taylor)
SMH...I'll let NBA.com tell it:
A former girlfriend of Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki was sentenced Monday to five years in prison for violating probation.
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that Cristal Taylor admitted in court on Monday that she failed to check in with her probation officer in a 12-year-old forgery and theft case. She also acknowledged being arrested twice in Texas in 2000 for misdemeanors.
The 38-year-old St. Louis-area native has said she planned to marry Nowitzki and was pregnant with his child. A Texas judge last month ordered Taylor to undergo a paternity test to determine the father, and Nowitzki is seeking sole custody of the child.
Taylor was arrested on May 6 at Nowitzki's home in Dallas on a 2006 theft of services charge in Jefferson County involving dental work.
She pleaded guilty in 1999 in Missouri to two counts of forger
White Girl
Yes, it's true...despite my laid back swag and dumb silly steez, I have never (ever, ever, ever ever?) dated a white woman...sure, I could say "girl," but at the end of the day...neither really matter...I'm still 0 for 0 when it goes down...
While I have always been naturally attached and able to converse with anyone out there, I just have not been able to fully get an opportunity to date a white girl...really. Now don't get it twisted and bring out the racial stereotypes, pweease.....we've heard it all before:
So I definitely don't want to sound ignorant in any sense...but funk it...I want myself the whitest of white....blonde hair, blue eyes..well, maybe not "that" precise, but I'm definitely going to extend my hand out more often to shorties who I would not really think of...of course I say that in a good way...you know there are just those few who you wonder....'Could she be a hip-hop head and freak all balled into one???' And I have yet to be able to do that with any female other than Hispanic/Black/Asian.....yada mean?
Just some food for thought.......and just for the record....I didn't mean "this" white girl, either....but thanks for the consideration:
Bibby's Bibby
(laugh) As much as I boast about being "unstoppable" with the Atlanta Hawks...it finally hit me the other day....shout-out to my brother "B!" for basically confirming this with me...no matter what team my cuz-o goes to, I'm co-signing it...therefore, when Mike went to Sacramento...it was Sac-town (pause) all day....from copping the Bibby #10 jersey to even rocking the head band a few months when he was with it...man, I stayed on homie...
Now he's a Hawk and I'm running the town with ol' boy...you should SEE the damage I do to challengers...close game? Bibby knocks down the game-winning three. Zone defense? Bibby goes in for the short range jumper....
It's really to the point where I can't imagine how fast I would sign-off on the Hawks if Bibbs was to get traded or sign with another squad.....could it all be that simple?
"I wanna play as long as I can...." (Mike Bibby)
"I wanna write as long as I can...." (Go Cyrus Go)
Owwwwwwwwww!!!
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Ahhhhhhhh.......Jimmy, it's all good....it was just for fun, right? (laugh) Nice...
All Of Me
(laugh) No worries, I'm not trying to compete with the "Slaughterhouse" album cover via the photo above...but rather, a Megatron co-sign of the Central Park Apple Store in New York City...
Granted, it's not literally in "Central Park," more so around 59th street (next to the FAO Schwartz), but still...it's one of the dopest spots ever, ever, ever everrrr....
Shout-out to (you already know) for introducing me to the spot and shortly after our departure..it's become a tool for the 'ultimate' day date with girls-become-short term wifeys....
(laugh)
Let me explain....whether you're a fella trying to lace a shorty or a shorty trying to get cha man....you have to know what you're doing....being my location near the city is illy like Nas' first Illmatic album....it's pretty simple....
Find a potential (jump-off/lover/better half/etc...) and map out your day...but the trick is to do the 'casual' things...once you start hearing cash registers ringing, assumptions will be drawn faster than your paper....honestly, while I am known to toss a few dollars here and there...it's all "fun" things to consider....from the must-go-to Coney Island to taking snap shots of shorties with the stuff animals at FAO Schwartz...know your spots.....
However, with time comes experience...meaning, find out additional places to go to so when the potential wifey sees your blog (cough cougggggh) or reads your Twitter messages before officially linking up with you, there are additional places to go to....therefore, Governor's Island, Staten Island (to pass the Statue of Libery), etc....are all defs....
But bringing things full circle....it's the above image which I took at one of the nicest Apple Stores I've ever visited....from just people falling back and letting you do youuuuuuuuuu to hopping from computer to laptop to laptop....it's a great spot....
FO' real FO' real!
It Ain't Safe No More
(laugh) Fo' real fo' real, Cyrus? Chea...I won't lie...literally getting to the "Fo' real" wording a few seconds ago...I just stopped.
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And just as I was going to do an entire posting on the over-hyped usage of sex and pornography in my writing, I think I'm going to fall back and keep it a hundred...
My mind is bonkers...and I'm not from Yonkers. (Kiss!)
Yerp, it's true...my mind really goes non-stop, sure, you may be left in the dark 'round here like Bleek because I'm going there, then here, then over thurr and then right back in front of your eyes...but the fact remains...I'm going, and going, and going.....and something I can't seem to shake...whether it's wifey Cyrus or solo for dolo Cyrus.....
Women. Sex. Fantasy. Reality. Errrything...
Blame it on records like "Best I Ever Had"
Drake "Best I Ever Had" from kwest on Vimeo.
But see....I take a little bit of this...and a little bit of that:
Best I Ever Had - Drake Music Video from Cory Ratcliffe on Vimeo.
Come on...originality for days....but I guess I'm saying all of this to say....the nudity and sex references will likely come and go...but the overall vibe of the blog will maintain a "Go Cyrus Go" feel.....so take it for what it's worth....ahhhhh......chea?
Download
I love hip-hop, even more so the creativity which stems from a lot of the people behind artwork for their tapes....(laugh)....shucks, just seems like yesterday:
Memories, memories...(laugh)...GoCyrusGo says "No" to homemade sextapes...nerp, we're going "Memento" style these days! Owwwww!
Be Easy, Drizzy!!!
Sure it's only speculation at this point, but with the recent talk of Drake using Kanye West to executive produce his upcoming album?
Ehhh....look, Kanye is my DUDE..but as of lately, shucks, not even....more so, it's about Drake's own sound and vibe...come on, after he caught heat from the "Best I Ever Had" music video, homie slid the blame completely to Yeezy....say word, dun dun? WORD! But that's besides the point...we all have seen Drake wanting to follow in Ye's Nike footprints as of lately...from the name drops, wordplay and even snagging the cover of Fader Magazine (which was the first magazine Yeezy ever made the cover of first...) for his first time...come on, fo' real fo' real?
Look, some folks may be thinking I'm bugging...like, "Go Cyrus Go, if it were basketball and you were OJ Mayo....wouldn't you want Micheal Jordan mentoring you and overlooking your moves?"
Honestly? Chea...you're right, but to the extent of having the credit slide Ye's way at the end of the day? Come on, we've seen this before:
game | G UNOT from andreacasey.com on Vimeo.
Right? Right. Righhhhhhhhhht. Come off a little bit of success (multi-platinum status...) and errrrryone wants to take full credit, right?
Just some food for thoughts...(come on, peep the above image...I might take breaks, but baby oh baby...I come harder than porn stars with my returns! Owwwwwwww!)
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Say word? This one is definitely type suspect...no way it made it to the United States' commercials, right? (laugh) WHOA...
The Heartbreak Kid
The heartbreak kid - primul contact (agatare) from laurentiu curca on Vimeo.
HILARIOUS...maybe not so much this particular scene, but the overall vibe from "The Heartbreak Kid" is dumb silly....love it, maaaaaaaaaan!
Addiciton
(laugh) Honestly, on errrything I own...I really am not impressed by the hype over Amber Rose...fo' real fo' real...take out the sexual aspects and considerations, and shucks, she's just an ol' girl from Manhattan, right? Well, truth be told, I have no idea where she really stems from, but the example still remains....
However, I "am" a sucker for backshot photos and while I have hinted at it before, I will once again remind folks...
I have "lost" my talent for determining "donks." (Not Nike "Dunks..." but DONKS...)....if your girl has a fatty, I will probably co-sign. If you "think" your girl has a fatty, I will probably co-sign. If you think your girl does "not" have a fatty, I will likely argue and say you're bugging.
Yes, it's true...my talent of determining what could land on the cover of "Smooth Magazine" would have me fired if I worked at the publication...in most cases, I can tell an obvious "non-booty," but in others? Shucks..I'm down and out like Killa in 2004...can I live?
Maybe it's because my previous shorties had donks themselves...something a little bit nicer than "nice" and I became "spoiled..."
Could it be? Have I fallen so head over heels over booty that I'll deny any female I encounter of "not" not having a more than lovely backside?
Sure, it's funny, but then it gets to the point of..."What determines a donk?"
Soulja Boy - Donk from Kevin J Custer on Vimeo.
Maybe it'll come back around one of these days...maybe I'll be able to laugh off a backside most fellas would co-sign...but in these recent months, my focus has been off radar like Joe Budden...ahhhh....from Buffy to Becky...my eyes are hazy.
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Ouch! I was going to go more throwback, but this particular image struck me harder than those "Baby Powder" shmacccks off of "How High." (laugh)
"She's a very freaky girl..."
Dear 50,
Hey Fif, it's been a while. Yes, it's true...you heard it from me, I have stopped wearing your G-Unit clothing. Well, I won't lie...there are still a couple of outfits I have stored in the closet which I pull out at certain points..but the bulk of your clothing? No, I cannot any longer.
"Sorry" is truly not in my vocabulary. As much as I would like to express my sorrow, I cannot. However, what I will do is provide you with a few reasons behind my decision to stop future purchases of G-Unit clothing (from what's left...) and also thank-you for what you have sparked...
First the "Ugly..."
The clothing quality would be three times out of five...bad. Yes, Fif, the quality in the tee-shirts, long sleeves and even the pants lasted less than a porn star's money shot scene, come on...maaaaaan.
Too many varied co-signs....one day I see Lloyd Banks rockin' the entire Unit gear..and then the next I see "Homeless John Lloyd" begging for money outside of banks with a G-Unit hoody on...but then a day later I would watch an episode of "The Wire" and see the clothing on errryone...fresh to def...come on Fif, when's the last time you've seen a homeless person rockin' a pressed Sean John outfit? Some things have to show class...and quite frankly, the clothing stayed flunking...
The constant "What's G-Unit?" questions....no, Fif, no....you've been in the game making headlines truly since 2002, but just for the sake of comparison, we'll say since 2003 (due to your popularity sky rocketing around then...), so why do I continue to get folks asking me either what the "G" stands for or how many "Units" does the line represent...
The "Good..."
50, thanks to you...boy oh boy (Killa!), I have officially stepped up my clothing and made a decisive decision to fall back on co-signing rappers' clothing lines..with the exception of Sean "Diddy" Combs and MAYBE an occasional Rocawear here and there...but for the most part, I have to peace out to T.I.'s "Akoo" and those Wu-Tang kicks...sorry, but it's "White Boy Tags, Black/Spanish/White/etc boy swag" from here on out...
Whew...thanks 50...I knew you would understand...(and be honest, when's the last time we've seen you rockin' the Unit apparel unless it's been for a magazine cover, right? Right? Riggggggght.)
Unpaused
Funny from Adrian Teodor on Vimeo.
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Come on, fo' real fo' real? Am I really supposed to believe this is "funny." Long story short, I went through to "Vimeo.com" and after typing "funny," this was actually the second clip available...come on, fo' real fo' real?
(LAUGH!!!)
CWwazyyyy, but the kid is inking! Thank me later, baby!
Runnin'
Still going non-stop....have fun clicking on errryone's head (pause) down below....those quotes should buy me another day or so...gotta keep it moving folks! "M.O.B" and paper chasing! Owwwww!!!
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I have officially retired all of my Stephon Marbury assocation...from basketball jerseys, posters, folders, etc....(B, you may officially burn those Starbury kicks, now...no, NOW!!!)
Stephon Marbury x "Barbie World" = SILENCE...
Hip-Hop Beef
Find more videos like this on hiphopbeef.com
Word to 'Pac, Eazy-E and shucks, even Jay/Nas..hip-hop "beef" has become corny these days. SMH...
Joe Budden Versus Raekwon's Entourage (Special Guest Referee Raekwon)
Well, honestly...err....uhmm....chea.
Shorty Can Get It
Fo' real fo' real...I won't even lie...it was a last second call at the buzzer, but I skipped out on going to see "Julie & Julia" with mom dukes outta love to catch "G.I. Joe" which started 15 minutes later...(eh, I stood it out with mom dukes during "Julie & Julia's" movie previews...which consisted of a theater full of women laughing and sharing their thoughts...LOUDLY...), 'gardless...I made the move across the theater and peeped "G.I. Joe."
WOW....granted, I was going to do an entire blog posting based off of each scene and what my thoughts were to different points, but fo' real fo' real...
Rachel Nichols (actress > ESPN reporter) can get it...
Killing all my chances of getting a "proper" shorty this upcoming weekend, I'll admit...soon as the flick ended, I got back home and MyFreePaySite'd, XVideo'd and OVGuide.com/adult'd errry piece of "Redhead girl porn" I could find on the Internet....
(laugh) Seriously, shorty could get it....never was one for the red headed women, but after seeing her acting and chemistry (towards the end) alongside Marlon Wayans' character, 'aammmmn, I was seeing Irish all day after that....(shucks, me and mom dukes even went to "Hoolihan's" afterwards! Talk about destiny, huh?)
Therefore, to all my red headed readers and Irish women of the world...please accept this brief blog posting as my homage to your ultimate mysterious and hardcore beauty....it's more than just a horny reaction, it's admiration at the fullest...fo' real fo' real!
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(LAUGH!!!) Wow, honestly...putting myself out on a limb right now, I'll admit...having seen pornography in the past with two men using their (whoaaa) in each one of a woman's (beep) and (beep) at the same time is one thing...shucks, even in the same (beep) is another, which I'll admit to having seen before...but on errrything I own (PS3 included...), I have never, ever, ever....ever, ever...seen two men...or a man and woman (can't really call it from the above image) going down on the same female at the same time....or maybe it's two females...regardless....whether it's your boy or jump-off's idea....you have to PAUSE that and just erase any evidence of it ever going down.
WOW.
Run This Town
Owwww!!!!!!
Okay, okay..fo' real fo' real, I agree...the addition of Rihanna on the hook/chorus throws me off like a fell"er" with a handle...("I say a Jay verse I'm only biggin up my brother...") (laugh)
All jokes aside...let's do the math....Jay's record, two verses. Rihanna kills the chorus. Yeezy destroys his verse.
'nuff said?
Well, let's take it down a notch or two. At the end of the day, folks have things definitely misconstrued. To say Jay got murdered on this track by Ye would be like saying LeBron got man handled by the kid at Nike Camp. Ehhhhh...it's all a matter of perception. Personally, Jay gives this record the Maino x Yung Berg treatment and just goes all out...perfectly, to say the least. Come on, the Johnny Depp x John Dillinger references? Ridiculous.
Sure, Ye held his own going bar-for-bar with Hov, but at the end of the day...pay homage, young fella.
(laugh) Ahhh...love the blog.
Unplugged
Jay-z Unplugged from http://thebuzzdaily.blogspot.com on Vimeo.
I've been looking for footage of this since December '01..no joke, choke.
Mind Boggling
It really is. I think back, sometimes, to being a kid...granted, I'm hitting mid-20's and am able to salt and pepper mix my "kid" and "adult" side almost simultaneously without even missing a beat, but there's one thing which always make me bug out from time to time...
Free pornography. Granted, I was just put on to www.myfreepaysite.com and a few others, but wow, thinking about back in the days when a nipple slip was more hardcore than Holly. (WWE reference....Hardcore Holly)....(laugh)
Regardless, well, whether you're a virgin or keep turning shorties out like Marky Mark on his "Boogie Nights" tip, there's one thing for certain...pornography.
Never one to go fully in when it comes to pornography....buying the dvds stacked to the ceiling, posters all over the closet and what have you, but I'm proud to say that I invest time into free pornography.
As I've even said in the past, I think it's vital for men and women in relationships to turn things to the next level by having their better halves watch 'em with 'em...and with the upsurge in "YouPorn," "TubedBabes," and a grip of others, why not, right?
So I'm inking this to tell you, have no shame in your porno game...if it's there, it's bare...a person denied of porn is truly a pervert scorn..
(laugh)
Ahhh...it's Friday!!!
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(LAUGH!!!!) FINALLY!!! I've seen this commercial a grip of times and have always heard the "put it in me..." line...thinking, 'Say word, dun dun???' Definitely not a good look for Quiznos, but folks already know:
Quik Check > Quiznos
Owwwwwwwww!!!
The New, New York
Coney Island...the place of all places when it comes to getting a wifey "tried out." From hitting the subway and taking ol' girl there for some Nathan's to seeing if they're good with the $2 water games...it's a place I really hold close to the heart in past pursuits of booty...(laugh), well, it was a bit more realer than just lust...
Coney always represented a place where errryone could go and just let loose...all people, 'gardless of their ethnic backgrounds could just go there and move about in total freedom...(laugh) I still remember when me and (fill in the blank) went over there and just sat on the bench looking around...for those few minutes, everything seemed just right...people were laughing, moving around...without a care in the world..truly one of the best memories I have of us together...not having to think about life's personal issues or work-related/school-related items....
So, I say those things to say this...believe it or not, I think I'm ready for Coney to turn into a 24/7 amusement park-type spot...sure, it'll lose its natural appeal and what has always made it so unique...shucks, even "The Warriors" stemmed from Coney, but at the end of the day...it's about preservation and taking things to the next level....do I see the strictly money-based scheme going on with the development and aim to drive out the locals? Yes. Do I think it will really go through despite constant set backs? Yes. Will it be better, after it's all said and done, than the past Coney? No way...however, I keep on thinking about giving it a cleaner image...the people won't change...nothing is going to change the area...no matter how many hotels, bright lights and tourists you stick there, it's always going to be Brooklyn and at the edge of the water...but things have to change...trust me, if it falls through and money isn't generated, the old Coney will definitely be back, but this is something which seems necessary to happen...
Ahhh, Coney.
The Last Mag(azine) Standing
Fo' real fo' real? I suppose there is no other way around it...congratulations to XXL Magazine for withstanding this storm of publication closings and cutbacks...granted, there is still "The Source" and a few other magazines, but wow...can you believe some of the top competition is literally out of the game? Sure, you can point to "Vibe," but then think about some throwback magazines...."Blaze" and "King."
Granted, things move on and we can't dwell on the past...but one thing which really struck my attention when reviewing XXL Magazine last week...
$19.95 for 9 Issues.
WOW...fo' real fo' real? I never thought it would have gotten to the point where 12 fell to 9...there's no sugar coating it either...nine issues a year...now of course it may only be a temporary solution for an economic problem, but man oh man...I'm still baffled by the whole idea to be honest.
But then when you look at it, the online world continues to grow stronger and stronger errryday to the point where what you're reading in a magazine has to be presented at a different angle and packed with so much over the top material...
-sex
-nearly nude women
-advertisements
...because then you have sites along the lines of "NahRight.com" or a "RapRadar.com" or even (COUGH COUUUGGGH) "Sohh.com," which can really put a hurting on what's presented to you via print...
Therefore, be wary of subscriptions and what's sold to you in these magazine racks...
Via Pause Police
(LAUGH)
Throwback memories for some folks...but I will admit, even though I tried to keep my composure for the first nine, the top video had me ROLLING. (LAUGH!!!)
Back Like Rocky
Funk outta here...iPhones are really my Blackberry's competition? (laugh) Just take the above image as a scene from Rocky....because at the end of the day, there's only one rule we follow....
I WILL NOT LOSE...
(laugh) Honestly though, to tell me an iPhone is more illy than a Blackberry is like saying LeBron James is better than Kobe Bryant.....but just hasn't won those championships yet.
SMH....nah man....you got things twisted like metal games. To make a long blog posting short, I'm in love with ol' girl Blackberry...from the name by itself to its functionality, errrything associated with it spews greatness...
From the overall look and style to accessibility and reliability, it's like having your own personal computer in your pocket minus short-lived battery life and Norton Anti-Virus reminders....
While I could go pound-for-pound as to what makes this above champ appear to be getting knocked down before striking back victorious, I decided to let ol' boy give you the 4-1-1 like Mary (J. Blige):
Crackberry Curve 8330 from cellmodo on Vimeo.
Yerp...so there you have it...and at the end of the day, wifey consideration is, most times, based on each shorty's phone...I can't call it, but once you go Black(berry), fo' real fo' real, folks don't come back...and the typical cell phones, whether camera or not, cannot funk with 'em....whew.....can you dig that?
Dope Boy Fresh
CO-SIGNED....I won't fake, originally, I had my doubts about Drake...from errryone giving him the automatic co-sign without hearing one verse to the Lil Wayne comparisons to even word about him going from "Degrassi" to rap star status without even dropping something along the lines of "Illmatic" x "Tha Carter III" x "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'," so yerp, you can say it..
I hated on ol' boy's steez from the get.
Not anything too serious, just when people would ask for my opinion, I'd always hit 'em with the, "Ehhhh...not impressed," even though I know, myself, I had not even fully heard one of his records or seen a visual image of him...
Well, all the fan (and groupie) love quickly turned a "bit" sour with spoof videos, cartoons and even clips of ol' boy getting popped from "Degrassi."
(....^....that video was corny to me...however...)
(laugh)
Well, regardless....at the end of the day, his swag is illy and he's a great look (pause) for hip-hop overall...something different and refreshing..however, the craziest part?
Ol' boy is reppin' international status..ahhhh.....my Canadian "Montario," where is ol' girl at......
Therefore, let homie do his thing and let the records play...Drizzy gets the mega co-sign from GoCyrusGo...fo' real fo' real:
Dear Summer 2009
"Dear Summer,
I know you gon' miss me...." (laugh) No, no, no on my "Eve" type stuff again...no need to do a Jay x GoCyrusGo collaboration, but I must say...looking at my mini Edward Jones calendar up above me, it's actually AUGUST...
Wow.
Fo' real fo' real?
Yerp....much like Jay has done for the past decade, I've kept it hot...you needed the latest scoop on Drake aka Drizzy?
SOHH.com
You had to find out what was going on with your prime cooked "beef" either Young Jeezy x DJ Drama/Gucci Mane/OJ Da Juiceman or The Game x Jay-Z...?
SOHH.com
Needed an official Amber Rose co-sign via Ludacris?
SOHH.com
Yerp, we kept it hot....I kept it hot, it's all been "hot, hot, hot" courtesy of the kid...
Granted, it's already my second summer since sliding 'cross that Graduation 2008 Rutgers University (New Brunswick..cough, cough...) stage (shout-outs to you, B, for coming through!) and signing the dotted line for an online journalist j-o-b cutting out bogus interviews, countless resume edits and over-sleeping on a weekday during the "job searching...."
Nah, I stayed hotter than sauce (corny, I know) and made sure to only get better as summer turned into a crazy fall right before 50 Cent x Rick Ross' viral winter to a Dipset Reunion? Cam says No. Jim says Yes, spring...and here we are again...getting closer to the fall and baby oh baby....I haven't stopped a bit...
I trade in a few (okay, a GRIP) of postings earlier this year in exchange for more $$$ via my (paid) job and have been paper stacking plus tossing as I continue to reap the benefits of success while befriending more than expected sources and associates..
I feel great, no "Summer in Miami" 'cause NYC has stayed close like Pac's "Me & My Girlfriend" x Jadakiss' "By Your Side," minus a slight jump-off with Missouri...regardless, every day becomes better than the previous and my aim to keep doin' it, doin' it and doin' it well has never faded....so keep up with me baby and watch those numbers get better like Kobe x LeBron....("24, 23....") (laugh)
Ahhhhhhhhhh..........are you in that mood yet?
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