I'll Do Anything

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...going so fast I can't even bre.....

Shorty Can Get It

While I continue to enjoy getting older and wiser, things like seeing Phylicia Rashad in commercials looking Pam Grier-good has me smiling.

(laugh) Granted, these older women are typically actresses, but the idea still remains...you "can" become older and still look cwwazy better than women half your age...and with that simple fact, I can't help but observe these 60-plus year old women who continue to amaze me with their looks, swagger and overall steez..

Here's my salutations to you shorties.......go gettas, fo' real fo' real!

Paused

Yes, it's something which has overtaken my daily routine....

"PAUSE...."

While some folks are unable to use it properly and others have still yet to fully understand the terms of its usage, I cannot get over applying the single syllable word to not only my daily speech, but to the end of sentences from colleagues to movies. (laugh)

It started with "No Homo....," but then it stuck me a solid four months ago or so how offensive the terminology sounds alone...

"Yo son, no homo...."

Nah, too much for me...especially to say that in an open forum. (laugh) Nah, those Chelsea boys don't play....I'm not trying to catch a quick left and uppercut on the low-low. (laugh)

Therefore, I keep things safe.....PAUSE.

People are still having a hard time comprehending its overall usage....let me point out a few instances where it would not only be required, but be needed for application in a matter of seconds!

"I was just chilling, then homie came on me all hard." PAUSE!!!

"I'm trying to understand and feel you, dawg." PAUSE!!!

"Word, I only eat nuts when I go to ball games." PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE!!!

(laugh) Granted, some folks may call it being immature and others may see the truth behind it...regardless, you can't fake the funk when it comes to pause.



Hey, it's not just me folks....please keep that in mind....it's an entire movement.....so whether you co-sign my thoughts and way of living via the application of "pause" or just think it's a phase, just watch your words for the sake of the kids...please.

Thank-you.

(LAUGH)

All Around The World

(laugh) Well, not really.....I just wanted to roll with that particular title, (laugh)...seriously though, while this may sound like I'm having too much fun, it's true...

Eryyyybody should have their own "secret stash" of stolen celebrity nude photos.

(laugh) Not sure if folks remember, but when Cassie's images got spread online, I had put a few on the site....and boy oh boy, wouldn't you know it.....Bad Boy Entertainment hit errrryone with a "cease and desist" order forcing us to take down the postings or be subject to legal action.

SMH.....wow, fo' real fo' real?

Well, long story short......I think I took down one or two but replaced them with another site's images which featured their 'stamp' on the images so it wasn't "me" (in particular) who was subject to legal action....(laugh)

Anyway, I say all of that to say this....whether you have a crush on 'em or not....errryone should keep their own file on their computers where it's filled with Rihanna, Vida Guerra and Cassie's "leaked" nude photos....

Not sure "why" I have this urge to stress it to folks, maybe it's something about having that bit of privacy taken from the individual which really drives me. (laugh)



Wow, I sound pretty wild, right? (laugh) But fo' real fo' real, knowing you're (supposedly) seeing something not intended for a large audience has always made me excited..(pause if necessary....)

Take for instance seeing a bootleg copy of a film not yet in theaters......same concept almost....however, I suppose the nude photos are a bit more drastic since there was never (allegedly) an intention to place 'em in the public forum.

Ahhhh......are you in that mood yet?

Dane Lee (Video of the Minute)

My mouth just had a semi-orgasm....(unpause)....chea, this is a problem. Never one to go all out with the nudity or suggest extreme sexuality (laugh...kidding, right?)....but after coming across (pause) this video thanks to Mr. Kanye West's blog...boy oh boy......I felt like I would be anything less than a sucker if I didn't place this via the blog.....

Fo' real fo' real!

My Slang Is Like Whoa...

Honestly, while I am bigging myself up, I can't help but ask....

"Who can funk with my slang...?"

(laugh) Now granted, my wordplay is more sticky than Fingaz but with the ability to make sense at the end of each sentence.....from saying "mad funny" to "type retarded" or even "Dun, Dun...." to "Chilly Willy...." I have originality for days.

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.......................What? There's no more to it..............

Tell Me Have You Seen Her

(laugh) My obsession with nudity and giving out overall messages is insane, fo' real fo' real....

Please don't let ol' girl fool you...the idea behind the vulgarity found within this image is my love and admiration for writers....female writers, of course....

Now while some folks are turned on by Megan Good or Megan Fox...I'm the type more so turned on by a female journalist who can jot down a story out of her own conceptualized (not really, just sounds good) words and looks good...yada mean?

The sad part about my issues with good-looking female writers is initially being struck by one or two of 'em...but then finding out their writing comes up shorter than Nate Robinson at the baseline....

Ahhhh......a few times, even one very recently, I've been holding my hopes up very high...thinking "ol' girl could be OL' GIRL!!!" just to be let down by fragmented sentences, run-ons, misspellings and the worse of the worse......missing punctuation...

(laugh) Call me funky fresh dressed to impress and ready to party, but that's just how I get down (dun, dun....).

Granted, I have my own things with not drinking or smoking, but you deliver me a female writer who can just take one video clip, one statement and a laptop then is able to make a Newsweek-worthy..(okay, Hip-Hop Weekly) writing piece out of it....?

"Turnin' Me On" is an understatement in that sense.....

(laugh)...Ahhhhh.....I know you're out there...find me baby! (laugh)

Dear Denzel

It may be hard for me to say this...but Mr. Washington.....you fell off.

Now, wait, wait, wait...before you start doing the "Ha ha haaa" laugh showing off your teeth and making folks become a shook one, let me explain...

Just like Nasty Nas dropped "Ehhhhhh," the other one was Illmatic.....sometimes folks catch bricks....in your case, it's becoming too often...

As you know, the economy is hitting errryone very hard...I mean, if you have a job you're already ahead of the game, right? Well, here's my issue. While I wouldn't say I am crunched for paper (i.e. $$$), I would, however, tell you my decisions with what I do with the money I do have is usually very distinct and takes some great overall thought...

"Taking The Pelham 1, 2, 3..."

If it wasn't for Travolta, this blog posting would be hand-written and have a likelihood of becoming a lawsuit, Mr. Washington....

Your acting in the film?

SMH...(i.e. Shaking My Head.)

Not that you did a "bad" job in it....no, no, no....however, your consistency was less than admirable....you went from "John Q"-type calm and nerdy to straight up "Training Day" strategic back to "The Preacher's Wife"-type nice...come on, fo' real fo' real...

I'll admit, the slow motion camera work and your supporting cast was wacker than wiggity, fo' real fo' real, I can give you that....however, with your inability to stay on point with your character and rather resorting to various different attitudes and moods, dun dun (sorry Mr. Washington)....you done fell off...

Now, while my words are pretty hard....(pause).....I'll tell you this much....claims of you "falling off," were initially the furthest away from my mind, seriously...

However, with how bad "Taking" was, I had no choice but to run down the list of flicks you kicked-off....

*Deja Vu

*Out Of Time

*The Manchurian Candidate

*Man On Fire

*Inside Man

Granted, you pulled out a few good ones...."American Gangster," "The Great Debaters" and "Antwone Fisher" a few years back...but overall, Den?

SMH......it's so hard like Pun used to say.....you can't help these films out by selling off your image....you're a great actor, just believe in yourself and remember the Denzel who brought "Mo' Better Blues," "Training Day," "Malcolm X," "Fallen" and so many others...

Thank-you.

Day and Nite

Ahhh......how far some fol...ks will go to create profitable allusions, huh?

Yes...it's true, the "kid" co-signed Dave & Busters sometime earlier this year when I was rolling with the "12 Girls 12 Months 1 Go Cyrus Go" New Years Resolution, but dun dun...when I tell you every time I go back there (roughly about once every three to six years) it never fails....

LOUD MUSIC.

Wild people.

Drunkness errrrywhere.

Screaming machines. (Personification up in herrre...)

Yup, you imagine those irritating things typically found in an "Uncle Buck"-type of movie and boy oh boy..you have what the primary substance is with Dave & Busters...



Overall, I continue to be duped by the "games" aspect of the spot as opposed to the elbow banging (pause...), drink spilling and whining kids ('til 12 AM when those kids magically turn into 28 year-olds who offer the same characteristics....)

(laugh)

Rarely do a bust shots (unpause...), but fo' real fo' real...my love for the Dave & Busters venue has decreased a hundred, thousand, trillion...(laugh)...maybe it's like The Club (video game > party spot).....either you get down or you lay down, but shucks...to co-sign a place notorious for highschool introverts turned "Mountain Dew EXTREME challenge" folks...nah dun dun....I'm goody minus the music, yada mean?

Therefore, caution to all folks planning to adventure out, more specifically, to erryone out there who takes these blog postings with a grain of salt....visit this spot at your own risk....remember those "Chucky Cheese" days where you always felt you were the most 'mature' out of the group? Apply those same thoughts and settings to Dave & Busters but sprinkle..nah, pile on a solid 12 extra years and more...

(laugh)

Ahhhhhh......a video game version of OZ....warning to all folks!

Illy Ville

Kanye West's daily blog is simply illy.

Granted, I've done a few posts on here before about the big homie, but after reviewing it a few days ago...wow...simply incredible.

When you're able to mix a distinct fashion sense into your blog plus mad unusual gadgets and toys (pause...), wow oh wow...Simply amazing...

Therefore, for folks unfamiliar with his blog:

www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog

Lindsay Lohan

Confused with an un-erect penis. (unpause)

SMH...................................(wait)..................................

If You Don't Know

.....who I be, you better ask somebody about me.......

(laugh) Come on, I have G-Unit lyrics in my head for days.....yes, I'm going to keep things a hundred.......not trying to place too much opinion into a simple blog posting, but I must say....G-Unit seems to have lost folks' attention...mine included......problem is, I can't tell exactly "when" and "why..."

While I would love to call my claims completely wrong and incorrect, you can't take away from some simple facts.....the overall G-Unit brand is not as powerful as it was a few years ago.....

To keep things a complete hundred with you, The Game really placed a dent into their careers.....whether you agree or not with homie, you have to at least acknowledge that simple fact...



LISTEN to that freestyle! The confidence, swag and overall wordplay is SICK...

"The underground is mine, I treat it like home/That's the reason n*ggas saying my name like Mike Jones.....(I said).....The underground is mine, I treat it like home/That's the reason n*ggas saying my name like Mike Jones...."

Say what you want, but that particular freestyle bodied G-Unit.....there are too many punches within the diss to avoid.....however, I can't blame G-Unit's falling down on a simple 13-plus minute freestyle.....

I think when Game was kicked out of the group...people just started looking at the situation funny.....not so much because Game was the best in the group...(although, reviewing his rhymes, it may be a unanimous decision....) but rather because it showed their was inner circle problems....or at least that's what it appeared to be......

Following Game came Olivia later on, then Young Buck, then M.O.P......geeesh....say word, dun dun? Whether you want to admit it or not, Fif made way too many moves.....his intentions were definitely great, but when you try to make your brand and label bigger than what it is in such a short period of time...well, rather, "rushing" it.....it goes 50/50 to whether you'll be successful or not....

And while I would love to just (laugh) and say, "Maaaaaan, GoCyrusGo, you're trippin'...." I simply can't because



completely reinforces what I just inked above....yada mean?

Take it a day at a time...and while you can't avoid the truth (G-Unit clothing being shut down, 50's reality show being canceled, Kanye West selling more units than him....), you have to keep things moving and just try to stay focused....

Sure, who doesn't want it to be like those 2003 days again....but then it wouldn't be (insert current year) right now, right? Ahhhhh......flow with me baby.

Rosario Dawson's Porn Sister

(laugh) Pay no attention to the overall headline....(laugh)...as you can (hopefully) tell from up above, that's "not" Rihanna...rather adult film star Lavish Styles who has a strikingly similar look to the singer....

Well, I started thinking....as much as I love ol' girl Rosario Dawson (you should see my Dell laptop wallpaper.....obsession is an understatement to the initial thoughts you would have about Mr. GoCyrusGo....)....(laugh).....I can't help but wonder if I should consider getting a look-a-like.....I mean, there are some of the drawbacks I have about my girl....toe game is a bit (just a tad bit...) funky plus the lack of backside.......

So let's think.....maybe I can pull the exact same facial features and hairstyle (AND frontside....) but get a few upgraded sides, right? It's a question of whether sometimes if you can't get the authentic thing, getting the 'prototype.'



(laugh) Come on......sounds like a good plan, right? (laugh) Granted, I did put "Porn Sister" in the top headline, but it was just an exaggeration...but fo' real fo' real, why place so much emphasis on ol' girl when a spot like Washington Heights or even spots in northern New Jersey could offer the same things, yada mean?

Only time will tell, but 'til I get Rosario (not 'Stone' either...), it's strictly prototypes-only.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww!

True Loyalty

Another year, another sense of "hope."

Granted, it's been a solid decade since the New York Knicks made it to the NBA Finals and just about a solid five years since their last play-off appearance....ahhhh.....what shall we do....

It's getting harder and harder (pause and pause) to remain a New York Knick fan...I mean, when you play as 'em on NBA 2K9 online mode and STILL get blown out by double digits in games, something is telling you to just chill....



(laugh) But seriously...I continue to have belief in my big homie Nate Robinson's heart and Mike D'Antoni brings hope to an organization which (in recent years) has been plagued by embarrassment and complete let-downs...but eh! (Juelz Santana style all day!)

Sometimes you just have to keep things moving and just like the Celtics made a complete turn-around and won a championship out of the blue, yup, same thing over here too......Knicks, lets do it baby!

Finals Review

(laugh) You gotta love it, right? Despite not seeing Kobe and LeBron compete against one another during this past Finals, their egos and ideas about one another is simply classic.

Blame it on the over abundance of television ad(vertisments) or interviews (and ESPN documentaries,) but you can't help but draw comparisons to both players and their overall skill level within the NBA....however, taking the goofy route, I had to pull this image from TMZ and just laugh...

"Stupidity" is going a bit far, but my overall reaction to seeing these two with these shirts on in particular is just hilarious...come on, which one is more weird...you have Kobe rockin' a four-finger hand?

SMH...........

Say word dun dun, fo' real fo' real? I mean, Nike could have come up with at least a four-finger ring from the 1980's rather than trying to make the connection to their (wiggity wiggity wack) commercials with the puppets and Kobe's ring.

Then you look at LeBron and you can't (player) hate too much...receding hairline and all, he reflects upon the legendary RUN-DMC crew via his shirt.....but 'ammmmmn, when you fail to make the Finals, these shirts shouldn't even come out 'til mid-July on a sunny day when you're barbecuing and comfortable enough to rock open toed sandals even though Cam'ron will likely write a diss song on you which you'll try to not respond too but then look at your shirt and....okay, I think the point has been made..(laugh)

Kobe and LeBron.....or as Young Jeezy would say....



"24, 23..................."

Big Things Poppin' (Hang Tight, Pause!!!)

Say word, fo' real fo' real? Yup...another delayed day...just call this "Carter III" or better yet "Rebirth..." Baby, baby, baby like Ashanti with ice cream drippin' to her toes (Ughh or Mmmmm?).....tons of updates, videos, photos, cwwwazy thoughts and more...but I'm just caught up with cwwwazy bus-i-ness (get it....Busy-ness and business?)...ahhh..I'm too 'complex' for publication, huh?

(laugh)

Fo' real fo' real...hang in there.......GoCyrusGo is gooooooooin' to the top......paper is stacked and so many great things going non-stop...blog, hang in there baby...I need computer love! (unpause...)

For the time being though, if folks can dumb it down a bit, I'm on Twitter with updates....

www.twitter.com/cyrusklanghorne

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Blog will be cwwwazy good again...just trying to catch my breath! Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh! (Minus Alfamega...)

When In Rome

Congratulations Kobe...you took two of my biggest homies, Larry David and Spike Lee, had them switch up their anti-Lakers modes and co-sign your run to the championship....

SMH..........well, congratulations big homie.......if they're riding with your Finals win, shucks, I must have to, too......

No Love

Yes, it's true.....after being dumb silly spoiled from the old crib in mid-New Jersey for the past couple of years, I've realized something very very scurrry.

There is (currently) no place which sells "MY" type of delicious fried rice.

(Sigh......) I can't even laugh at this point because having just tried the fifth Chinese restaurant around town.....it's not on point....now just like everybody has their own spot they go to for a sandwich, my issue is the same.....

Trying to find a spot which makes the rice how I remember it with the chicken and onions.....come on, fo' real fo' real? Basically, I'm putting my "pain (in the game)" out herrrre just so folks remember not to take anything from granted.....and of course I'm sure I'll find my new "certified spot," but boy oh boy (pause), it's been rough.....so many promising spots falling harder than the Orlando Magic when the order is paid for and food brought back to the crib...

Next task after finding my new Chinese spot....Thai Iced Tea.........yerp!

Weeded (Photo of the Day)

Oh man, I can't even begin to explain how big of a premiere it was last weekend when my girl "Nancy" came back into the scene and all the story lines kicked off again for 'Weeds.'

Much like I said about other programs on Showtime (i.e. Dexter, Californication, etc...) this is another dope one which is able to hold its own.....granted, when I first heard about it a few years ago, I peeped the DVD covers and just laughed it off thinking it was a wiggity wiggity wack suburban show....well, after season one's first 30 minutes and a quick run through each season, which ended in my copping Mom Dukes the first three via Blu-Ray, it was a wrizzy....

Go Cyrus Go fell in love with 'Weeds.' But I'll be honest, the main reason I love the show besides its great quality and actors is the writing aspect....folks think big names can sell things when in actuality, it's the "writing."

From dumb silly turnarounds to unexpected surprises, this is simply one of the best shows out there....(I see you 'Frasier,' still the crown holder, owwwwwwwwww)....(laugh)

The only 'sad' part is my obsession with the above image (from season two) and how with my usage of it as the computer's wallpaper, the cwwwazy looks I'm expecting to get....poor defenseless white woman with pistols surrounding her dome piece....fo' real fo' real? Yerp.....it's all about the storylines baby, it's all about the storylines....

My Confessions Pt. IV

(laugh)

Now don't bug out....but fo' real fo' real...it's true...when I get down with the Playstation 3, specifically on Grand Theft Auto IV (Multi-Player Mode)......I roll with a dumb hilarious Southern accent...

Actually, "Southern" is more of an understatement....I create this tough-talking, spit and walking, 'What's your name, boy' man we could simply call "Bob." (laugh)

Now, don't ask me where he stemmed from (most likely the "Jerky Boys")...but I kicked him off a few weeks ago and can't help but use him on the regular now...

Well, I should probably be a bit more specific, huh? (laugh) When using the headset via PS3, you're always met with so many different people usually talking this non-stop "trash talk" or just running their mouths....no matter what you say in response or to add, it always gets played down with a 'Shut the f*ck up' response from somebody.....(laugh).....well, shout-out to my big brother 'B!' because we were all in a battle room earlier this month and out of no where I hit folks with,

'Howwwdy, this is my furrst time playing.....'

From calling out people by labeling 'em 'boy' or just using a crazy "Hillbilly-like" mind state, it's simply one of the most hilarious interactions I've had via PS3...

It's difficult to try and describe via a blog posting (with limited time, too!) but just know.....if you're ever in GTA and here somebody calling out folks along the lines of "steer and queers come from Texas!"-type lines....pwwease beweeave, it's Mr. Go Cyrus Go...(laugh)

Donk!!!

Ahhh...now while I could have gone the old school Cyrus way via putting up dumb silly "Donks!" as an image up above, I can't help but stress the ill-ness of Soulja Boy's song....(Donk!)......the beat, wordplay ("Then you get it, get it, get it, get it, get it...."), music video quality...I mean, it has all of the elements of a dumb silly great song.....

Personally, this has to be one of my favorites from homie's debut album....of course, I do have a personal preference for his "Booty Meat" track just due to its brute honesty but something about "Donk!" is so demanding and overwhelming that you can't help but wanna just start jogging...nah, fo' get that..running...

Perfect example, as I continue to find ways to stay in shape despite working behind a computer 19 hours out of the day, I tend to 'run' from the train station to the NYC gig...well, headed back to the crib yesterday I knew I had to go from the subway/train to the bus and decided to toss on this record on the PSP....Needless to say, I was gone in 60 seconds running like a full back during the Super Bowl.....



Come on, how can you stunt on this particular record.....like Jigga said in an interview yesterday....he can't rap about drugs because he's just a teenager and it would be fabricated lines.....so, you rap about things you know..yada mean?

Homie is co-signed fo' real fo 'real......Soulja Boy = Illy....no further questions.

Keep It Really

Ahhhhhhhh......I couldn't help it, even though I waited so long......

"RIP" 'Bill,' (David C.....)

Go Cyrus Go (Superman Steez)

Ehhh...why not? I have throwbacks for days, so I figure...in addition to having 'em along the side of my blog, why not toss up a daily one for errrryday, right?

(laugh) Ahhhhhhhhhh.....if a shorty wants to holla even after watching all of these wild videos, it should be no question sex is an absolute option, right? (laugh) Kidding, kidding.....but fo' real fo' real....addressing one or two things from this particular video rigght herrree.......

G-Unit...(SMH........)

Ahhhh....those 2006 winter days when they were all marked down 50-65 percent and I slammed down a solid $200 plus to equip myself from head to toes with errrry piece of the Unit (pause) possible.....

One thing I've learned....and this even applies to Diddy's "Sean Jean," Jigga's "Rocawear" and Tip's "Akoo" clothing line is to never, ever...ever ever cop a rapper's clothing line....not so much due to the quality being bad or what not but rather because you begin to realize it represents their status in the 'game'...for example, if you were to go out and about with mad "Wu Wear" shirts, pants and fitteds....(laugh)...needless to say, you'd look like a walking throwback who missed a scene from "Don't Be A Menace to Society While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood," right?

(laugh) No shots being fired but I have to keep it like Young Dro said....

'Black Boy Swag, White Boy Tags....' from the Ralph Lauren to Hagger.....I'm here to bring urban flavor to those companies again...yada mean?

Ayo, Mrs. International (Photo of the Day)

M-e-t-h-o-shhhhhooot, maaaaaaaannnn...(laugh)....Granted, my lack of cursing really puts jokes down a level, huh? (laugh) Ehhh..all good, keep it moving....

I have to say dumb silly shout-outs to my Uncle Steve who came through to the crib yesterday just to let me make my own copy of Method Man and Redman's "Blackout! 2" album....and when I tell you it's soo soooo hip-hop, pweeease beeeeweave, no joke....it's fo' real fo' real soooo incredibly illy!

Granted, I'm still stuck on the main singles, "Ayo" and "Mrs. International," but hearing Funk Doctor's goofy lyrics caught up to the modern world (I had 'Where Is Reggie Noble' on repeat for years....) along with Method Man really feeling like he was in the zone with his rhymes.....man, oh man....



Call 'em old...call 'em a bit played out, but at the end of the day, the music speaks for itself.....dumb silly incredible.....just to be lost again in some of those 90's rhymes but mixed with a 2020 (chea chea chea) flow..man, a great feeling to say the least....

Maaaaaaaaannnnn, albumhunt yourself if you haven't copped the album yet! Fo' real fo' real, illy!

Bring It Back, Bring It Back

Ahhhhhhhh......no worries, this isn't throwback Monday where we take a look at those funky flicks from the 1980's...however, I do have to use my homie "Ferris" for a quick second to illustrate the importance of singing in the shower...

Look, kill it...fo' real fo' real.....now, for the past few weeks I've been asking shorties about "singing" in general.....not on some American Idol type competition stuff, but rather...(laugh....) well, I normally hit 'em with my version of Amerie's "Why Don't We Fall In Love" and try to get 'em to put their own high pitch up thurr.....



Ahhh.....you see ol' girl up above? That's what I'm talking about! Well, granted, she was a shook one (mad pre-shook statements, right?)...but regardless, she kept it gully and went forward with her singing.....

I mean, I guess I try to get 'em to spit a couple of bars via their lovely vocal cords just to loosen up a bit....from casual conversations to real talk.....where is the fun? Sometimes, you just have to kill the 'serious' tone and whether you sound illy or really....just sing baby, sing....

Now, I'm not saying make yourself a YouTube personality, but whether in the tub or on the couch, kick back and let some of those words flow......I mean,



Come on, fo' real fo 'real? I love it, fo' real fo' real......I think doing these little stunts can really set the mood and kill all of those goofy nervous thoughts.....ahhhh...it's a Monday, I'm flowing.....sing a melody baby...fo' real fo' real....

All Day I Dream About Sex (A.D.I.D.A.S.)

Fo' real fo' real?

Ehhhh.....probably not, but I can't help it.....granted, ol' boy up above standing nude with a banana (right?) is a bit of an exaggeration, but I use the image for multiple reasons...first, just as a reminder "that" no one is even coming close to the versatility found within my mind waves...(Keanu Reeves has nothin' on me, neither....).....I can't say I'm back to take the crown because I own this "Go Cyrus Go" mindstate and while things can change from one minute to the next...(just for the record, your boy's hard work has continued to pay-off...received [another] promotion, more paper and still rolling solo for dolo...flow-yo!)......ahh....

I'm losing track...(laugh)...so, the image up above represents a straight shocker for the new viewers and even a few new folks who may be used to seeing the reverse image in many other postings of mine...

However, I stand by this image in every regard because it actually speaks volumes to my mindstate..fo' real fo' real..

I'm addicted to SEX.

No, David Duchovny was a bit more extreme than me....I'm speaking more so in everyday talk....from constant references, awkward questions and overall 'freak-a-leek' angles with folks to my infatuation to being sexually involved almost immediately when messing with most potential jump-offs and shorties...

Something about skipping the small stuff and going for the 'target' (as some see it) is not really a key but rather a 'tool' I use.....sure, I may sugar coat things a few times here and there...but lets be honest....when you're fully nude (like ol' boy up above...) you hide nothing......from the feet to the dome piece...errrything is exposed....

Not sure if folks have seen "Frankie & Johnny" when Al Pacino asks Michelle Pfeifer to just stand nude in front of him...now, while I use the concept (mostly verbally though) when speaking to females, I try to take it a bit further and comprehend...sure, it's "exciting" to know a shorty's sexual habits, the type of undergarments they wear......but when you really know these things you can 'tell' a lot about someone....

As I think back, 'underwear' played a big role in making out the type of individual a lot of my past girls were...

(Fill in the blank once) rocked nothing but Victoria Secret's thongs.....now, while it was pretty fly, I have to admit.....it didn't stop there...she was a 'brand-name' fanatic....when it came to coppin' items...they always had to be from a particular brand and it reflected in her 'cocky' (pause @ 'cocky' & also...not as minded as GoCyrusGo)......steez...

(Fill in the blank twice) actually rocked a combination of granny panties (yes...she was my girl though...mad sweet...) and granny thongs (use your imagination and sprinkle a bit of summer 1987 in there....)......which, when I think about it, may have explained her constant mood swings, cranky attitude at times and preference for not putting a lot of money into clothing....but more so on edible and somewhat cherish-able items.....

While I'm only using two examples, the point I'm making is when you get past the goofy 'What do you like to do' questions and can find a way to just come out with....'Do you do any funny shavings to your lower area...or do you keep it Jackie Brown 'ish?' things will, I promise, move at such a fast pace....

It has nothing with saying, "WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX...BABY!!!" but rather breaking some of those back thoughts.....

One girl, (fill in the blank a third time), played the whole nice and innocent role...I'm talking about being just casual about music, television, tattoos, etc....and then, out of nowhere....well, at least a solid three or four weeks of speaking later..she hits me with the, "So......how fat is you (whoaaaaaaaaaa)?" (laugh)

See, for me...it's rare to be taken off-guard, but with a random question like that.....ehhhh........all of that talk could have been saved for a simple discussion...turns out, she was a married (yes..married) shorty who was just trying to get that (mmmmmmmm) crushed......close, but no cigar......(no cold feet at the end, just couldn't see myself going through with it....).......

Therefore.....ladies beware, a premiere conversation with GoCyrusGo could result in toe sucking questions, backshot surgery inquires and dripping ice cream scenarios.....so pweeeease, come wetty....er....."ready."

Paper Bag Tales

(laugh) I know, I know....I've mentioned this before, but now.....ahhhh...it's soo soo serious....for some reason, well, thanks to "Lisey Tussle" (you already know...), I was reminded of a (fill in the blank....) [hint: Uno hint: opposite of sit]......with an ol' girl who has to be one of the most goofy (Disney-like goofy) looking women in the world....

For the sake of dodging an lawsuit(s) and keeping it as close to a hundred as I can, I'll omit ol' girl's name...matter of fact, I'll omit the entire story..however, I will at least offer a warning to fellas....

Fellas....

Whether you thought about it or may one day see yourself engaging in a possible one night stand....pweeease, use caution...

Of course 'protection' is a no-brainer, however, something more important....lack, lack, lack of details....I'm talking about leaving your wallet in the car, going by your nickname and keeping all (yes, errry detail) information regarding your personal life to a bare minimum.....

As I've told a few folks before...'Eh, shorties 'round my neck of the woods 'MapQuest' fellas 'round here....'...and no shots are being fired at any particular shorty I've been (temporarily) [involved] with in the past...however, I will say.....

Ahhh....how can I say it?



Listen......pwweaase listen.....

NO FURTHER WORDS.............(been there, done that.....)

Superman Is Alive...

Ahhh...Jigga, Jigga, Jigga.....although the expression is more played out than throwback jerseys....I gotta say it....

"It's the real......"

Yerp vs. Yup....however you wanna co-sign, it's true...and for the big homie Jay to come through and ridiculously murder this track.....baby, I'm strictly Big Apples again.....although, those Georgia pies were good....(just for the record, I'm referencing NY emcees and ATL emcees...might as well add: MEGA TRON 'PAUSES'....)

This record is so soo serious and from errry bar to his funny wordplay, Jay is back on track and with "Blueprint 3" dropping on the anniversary of "Blueprint" (September 11th...)....pwweeease, be-weaveeeee, it's going to be dumb silly incredible!

Get 'em Jay!

Calling On You...

Ahhh...I know, I know.....time is still sliding by me and my blog is moaning like a boxer's wifey in training..ahh...bare with me baby!

And to (fill in the blank, Jon B's wifey...), I can't thank-you enough for bringing this album back into my life...I slept on this record for a mad minute and was just stuck to his first two releases (mostly just 'Bonafide') but with your co-sign of 'Pleasures U Like," baby, baby, baby......you made a fella re-think and peep these tracks....

Ahhh....hubby or not, hit me up......whether it's the boring stuff or streaking past taxi cabs (kidding, kidding....), I owe you the NYC tour....fo' real fo' real!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....laughing, smiling, cherishing the moment....thanks for not being an old perverted fella when I hit you up during those MySpace days!

(laugh)

Ahhhh...flow with me!

The Great White Hype

Eminem saved hip-hop. Point, blank, period....it's funny how you look at the above photo and naturally tell yourself, 'This guy? Are you serious?'

Yup..yerp...YUP....take away facial expressions and complexion and you're left with an incredible emcee who I can't get outta my system ('pause' just to be safe...).

I have been listening to "Relapse" pretty hard core since it dropped a few weeks ago and can't even explain how crazy of a record it is....from the dark tones and hard lyrics....it really is something hip-hop hasn't experienced in a long time....

Whether you agree or not, you can't take away the different lyricism Em brings to the table...sure, folks blame it on him being 'white' and what not, but ol' boy is a great artist overall....even when he made history with 600k albums in his first week, he still did the 106 & Park interview saying it's all about "r-e-s-p-e-c-t...find out what it mean...." (laugh)

Ahhhh....you need that sometimes....I think that may be the problem with 50 Cent...he has placed so much emphasis on what your sales should be that he's basing "success" via sales, not skills.....Granted, I'm sure he does have concerns over his rhymes and placement in "hip-hop's elite...." but when it comes down to bricking but putting up a dope album errryone can call a classic...well, there you have it...

Shady......keep it coming! (PAUSE!!!)

Bai Ling (Nipple Slip of the Day)

Wow....fo' real fo' real? The most interesting thing to me is ol' girl being 42 years old....AND she was in the "Wild Wild West" movie with Big Willy?

Say word dun dun? WORD...

T.H.

(Speechless...............)

For the record, I'm copping Baby Boy, Next Friday and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button......DONK! Taraji Henson?!

I'm never the one for plain nudity, but this is truly beautiful...remember the scene from "Frankie & Johnny" when Al Pacino's character tells Michelle Pfeifer to open her robe and let him look at her nude body for 15 seconds?

Well, same thing...no perverse desire to stare at this, just beauty...that's one thing I feel people should get back in to....take your "sex-driven" desires and put 'em on time out for a hot second and just admire what is bestowed in front of you....from the texture, complexion and formation......ahhhhhh.....beauty, right?

Catch up!

Staged Realism (Photo of the Day)

I meant to post this up yesterday....(LAUGH)....whether you call it staged or real (we already know what it was...)....you can't help but laugh and feel bad for Eminem....even with rehearsals, I keep having a hard time believing he expected to have "this" particular screen shot circulating online..right?

(laugh)

"That's why they call him Slim Shady, I'm back....I'm back..."

Amazing (!!!)

Chea baby, chea baby!

Hard work, determination and loving what you do are easily the top three ingredients to loving your j-o-bizzle. Keeping details to a minimum, the kid has been 'promoted' and the sky is truly the limit...

Having started exactly one year ago (from yesterday) at my current job.....it's been a strong journey of staying focused, continuing to work hard, go above and beyond at my own liking and seeing the pay-offs....I still can't believe it...granted, most folks won't have any idea what I'm talking about via this posting...but just remember if you love something, stick with it.....even if you think there could be some rough patches here and there.....if you truly believe in something and can cancel out all those voices which may tell you to back down....then go for it!

To be a writer who is appreciated and feels as though his work is really cherished and beneficial is a feeling I can't even describe....illy, incredible...amazing, all are understatements....

Ahhh........Kanye smiling up in herrre! Flow with me!

Played Out (Video of the Day)

I'm having a hard time getting excited over ol' girl these days.

Granted, I have done a few blog postings about the lack of 'excitement' revolving around booty emphasis, but more specifically Vida Guerra.

I can't really call it, well, as far as to why I have fallen or rather detached myself from the interest I had in ol' girl...maybe it started when you leaked or had her photos 'stolen' back in 2005 and they spread throughout the Internet followed by her coverage in Playboy a year later...ahhhh.....fo' real fo' real?

Let's not get it twisted....I'm a booty fella for days....(weeks, months, years...) but Vida Guerra has 'fallen' off to me...just like back in those high school days when Jennifer Lopez was used in every French sentence I created during those impromptu sessions up through college.....things come and go....and Vida?

Yup....it's a wrizzy. Therefore, I'm retiring ol' girl....granted, she may pop up here and there for a particular reason of course...but random "booty" shots and what not? Nerp....you're more likely to catch me posting booty photos/clips from Cher before I take the time to post up Vida....(laugh)...vivid imagery, huh?

Ahhhhhhh.....the blog is sooo soooo in full effect!

Can-I-Bus

Ahhhh......Canibus, what's really, really, really, really good? (Killa!?)

Seriously though, listening to his debut album, I can't help but wonder "how" an emcee falls off so......hard? Granted, he did go up against the G.O.A.T. (LL Cool J) and broke ties with Wyclef Jean....and got in to it with Eminem...ahhhh...but still, talent-wise? Lyrically? Flow?

Incredibly illy.

Take away "2nd Round K.O." and the album is filled with countless gems...from "N*gganometry" to "Get Retarded..." Maybe he didn't have the 'sex' appeal of a commercial artist going into the 2000's.....right?

Nah, I can't even accept such a wackish excuse.....the rhymes were on point and the "L" he received from going up against LL was no different than the Nuggets losing out to the Lakers....(you rooted for 'em but weren't "too" surprised by the final outcome...yada mean?)

Hopefully he'll get the acting thing on and popping because even with a few extra releases slowly going to retail, I still don't hear too much about Can.....sure, it could be blamed on my own resistance and focus on covering the artists hip-hop is shining light on right now, but still.......ahhhhhh.........save your money I guess, right?

"Can-I-Bus...."

Rock N Rolla

WOW!!!

(Speechless)

Great, great, great movie....fo' real fo' real!

Beyonce (Nipple Slip of the Day)

(laugh) Yup...she's my favorite rapper's favorite wife(y)....but when Beyonce started telling fellas "To the left, to the left...," had to start getting my Little Rascals "He-Man" club on....

Wow.....some nipples are just better left undiscovered, but with an interesting angle to the blog with this feature, I think I'm going to let it breathe (no pun intended) just a bit longer.....

Hmmmmmm...........nipples are just ordinary body parts to me....fellas have 'em, women have 'em....yada mean?

Black Stars Ignite (Video(s) of the Day)

It was a crazy night......May 30th......from having Mom Dukes elbow a shorty and me hoping I wouldn't have to write a story on a fight which starred ol' girl to seeing Mos Def and Talib Kweli form like Voltron....I mean, man oh man.....memories, memories.....incredibly hip-hop that night....flow with me baby!

For a "full re-cap"...peep the SOHH On The Scene coverage....(or news story, too)...

The Wait


Bring That Beat Back


Better Than I've Ever Been (All jokes aside..this was dumb silly nice!)


88-Keys received (no) love....


Talib & Mos...owwwwww!

Pun Jokes (Photo of the Day)

(laugh) I'm pretty sure I've used this image a few times before on other postings, but I cannot help my determination or rather 'hope' of what hip-hop needs. Hold your fitted caps and your white tees (Franchize!), but the 'game' needs fat (large/hefty/big [pause]) funny rappers.

Sure, I hear you...."Rick Ross, Fat Joe, E-40...."

Maybe I'm bugging, but I feel like we need those "Biggie Smalls" jokes, the Big Pun wild photos (peep above...)...there's such an emphasis on being "cool" and "hood" that we forget how simplistic life can be and how much fun it could become to just wild out with it, yada mean?

Stop taking things too serious and just laugh it of....it's almost like Cam'ron's music stash as of lately....I look back and think about "Come Home With Me" and "Purple Haze"...easily his two best-selling projects.....now, while he does have some hard-hitting records, there's also a crazy twist of comedy....with "Come Home," you have the Kay Slay introduction which mixes domestic abuse with comedy, 'On Fire Tonight' and even those "Hey Ma" records which are more silly rhymes than "Rap Lyricist of the Year" honors.....(laugh).....well, with "Purple Haze," you have nothing but skits, the Jamaican caller threatening Killa saying, "That'd be my p****y you mess with starrrr." (laugh)

It's 'that' difference in music which we need....but see, we can't jump the gun and go a hundred in one direction....(i.e. Soulja Boy, Nas, etc...)....it's all about balance...you couldn't even look at or hear Pun's rhymes and 'not' laugh in most cases.....or just see his personality and 'not' get a laugh......too hard...(pause)....

Therefore, the Guerilla Blacks and 8Balls out thurr....watch some Def Comedy Jam re-runs and hit the studio again.....it's all jokes baby..fo' real fo' real...make 'em laugh!

Amazing

(laugh) You know what's crazy? Even if you were to go to one of my first postings on this site, you'd notice the first one features Jigga man, ya heard?

"Encore"

Yup, I continue to be amazed at the talent, brain power and business attitude of Jay-Z. Pushing 40 years old, Jay really has the game on lock....from the hottest chick in the game wearing his chain (and ring), ownership of companies and now looking to do a mega deal via Warner Music Group and/or Sony? Come on, that's illy like sick people on toilets...

Err......kill the second part of that above sentence. (laugh) But seriously, Jigga gives me the motivation to think things through and always place a business aspect towards every decision I make....whether it be copping the "Obama condoms" (NYC, you gotta love it...) or thinking about the next size HD television I plan on copping, Jay makes me want to consider all the different ways a decision can be made.....yada mean?

Ahhh...it's a Monday morning, I'm thinking...I'm awake, yup yup YERP!