Get 'Em Amy!!!
(laugh)
Ahhhh....sometimes you just need a woman like ol' girl to keep things gully...too many soft shorties, too many insecure fellas....."you should be stronger than me..." Yup, have those expectations but shorties, be ready to "Ride or Die" if the mood is right, yada mean?
I know, Sunday posting.....plus those random postings down below hardly make the least bit of sense, right? (laugh) No problems, I got 'em....blog is still pumping baby...I'm not down and out like some other folks who hung up their coats...cwwazy dumb silly busy day today fo' the kid....still haven't slept in bed since Friday night...can you believe (that)? (laugh) Moving, thinking, preparing for a POWER NAP come this afternoon...or maybe late late morning...yup yup, who loves you baby!?
The Kid Daytona (Mixtape of the Day)
Now when it comes to new music, I'm dumb silly strict with how I roll with......basically it boils down to this.....unless it's my big brother "B(arry)" who gives the co-sign, I'm very hesitant and will usually pass up on a typical artist...however, the big homie name dropped,
"Daytona,"
...and swore homie was illy.......needless to say, from New Yorker to New Yorker...we really know our music and given the description of a "Lupe Fiasco x New York's Bronx" character, I had no choice but to give the homie a shot...still haven't heard it, but ol' boy gets the automatic co-sign......
Daytona Mixtape of the Day Download...
Swagger Jackers
Look...I can't get specific...(laugh)....fo' real fo' real....but at the end of the day, you're swagger jacking.......from the headlines to the content......it's soo soo clear...
(laugh)
Let me gather myself.....as a writer, you have to know point-blank......
"This is a competitive field and while there are a lot of sites out here, I've gotta outshine 'em....slowly but surely....."
The site I'm inking for (you already know, baby!) has been on the come-up re-gaining the top spot like Lil Wayne dropping Tha Cater III....through the rise, there have been more and more 'other' sites copying the full length stories, jacking the same headlines and come on...(laugh)..even the same photos, too?
Say word, dun dun?
WORD.
Now, see......initially, I was like 2Pac up above.......but then I had to brush the dirt off the shoulders and kick back and remind me what Jim Jones said....
"Imitation is the purest form of flattery...."
I shouldn't catch feelings, that's wack.....I guess what it boils down to is the lack of originality which exists.....granted, the story is one thing...we'll "all" cover a story like "50 Cent Seriously Injured...." that's no question...but to the extent to where you lose track of what got you a writing gig and decide to swagger jack another person's "exact" headline and, in some cases, the entire story without even giving credit..?
Ahhhh.........it's happened to the best though, huh?
(laugh)
I keep things moving...just wanted to let folks know I see you! Jadakiss style "Muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" baby....my speed is too fast for folks anyway I supposed...by the time they copy my first story, I'm already inking up the fifth....yada mean?
Halle Berry (Nipple Slip of the Day)
"What? There ain't no more to it...."
(laugh)
Well, not quite....I must say, I do feel a bit 'grimey' for going through with a 'nipple' shot of Halle Berry, but at the end of the day, I mean..chea? Chea. Chea!
I've always felt when a woman has already 'exposed' herself to an extent (i.e. Monster's Balls, Swordfish) in other formats, that's an automatic pass right then and there...but eh......I've been wrong in the past......but regardless, Halle is still doing her thing while in her 40's and you gotta love it......She's got 'em!
Gangster S**t
Ahh......can't you feel the 'gangster' within this film, "Frankie & Johnny?"
You're talking about two actors who went hard at one another in "Scarface" and turned it 180 degrees with this film.....Al and Michelle.....easily one of my Top 5 movies off all time....
Something about the acting, the setting, the overall emotion in this film completely knocks out "The Notebook" and other close challengers....
Maybe because it's about finding 'love'.....in such an unusual place.....maybe it's because I did a solid two years in a restaurant myself (with a love interest there).......I can't exactly find out 'why' this movie plays such an important and impactful (wait, "impactful" isnt' a word?) role in my life....but shucks.....no matter the reason, it just does....
The quotes in here are classic, the acting superb and the dialogue amongst errryone is dead on.....it's the feeling of "I don't know....." when the other person 'does'....ahhh......too many memories for me to jot down in here but what I've told mad female friends of mine is to WATCH THIS.....whether you have a hubby (or shorty...owwwwwwwwww!) on your side or you're rolling dolo, it's just a great film overall.......something to help you appreciate life just a little bit more.....fo' real fo' real....
It's The Word (Photo of the Day)
Trust me, if I had it my way, Sade would easily become the "Photo of the Day" errrryday, but this posting.....boy oh boy.....this posting is based on my girl "SOHH Soulful's" recent reporting on Sade dropping a new album come this fall...
Fo' real fo' real? Look.......it's no secret how much of a dumb silly crush I have on the music she creates along with her overall appearance:
It boils down to my upcoming days in Rome, New York....cleaning the house (we were in the so-called 'projects'.....some of the best experiences in my life!) with Sade's records playing...."Cherish The Day"...."Smooth Operator"........
Ahhh.....you know, it's funny how people can take music for granted and not realize the healing power and motivation it is able to create...Although, I have always been the one to strongly believe it's all a matter of a person's state of mind which determines how they may handle a situation, but I feel one of the main reasons I've always had such a positive outlook on life is due to my early comings (Megatron Pause) and how things as simple as a 'nice' record could guide a person into such a great lane.....
Therefore, new album is 'reportedly' dropping this fall and no matter what the finish product becomes, it will definitely be solid, fo' real fo' real!
The Best (Video of the Day)
What's the point of me re-posting this "Slum Village featuring Kanye West: 'Selfish'" errry few months when the proof is in the (Jell-o) pudding?
"The best song, music video and concept....ever, ever, ever...ever."
Maybe it's because I have some years under my belt, but I can't get over how "right" this video is......at the end of the day, and I speak for 101 percent (yup....silence...) of the men out thurr.....we love you all, ladies....
Something about the variety, mixture, combinations....(laugh) I'm starting to sound like something off of a lunchtime special, right?
But each time I've 'fallen' head over heels with a particular female, I've always told myself....'I could be happy with 'just' her.....' And for whichever reason the relationship fizzles out and sooner than later I find myself with 'another' woman I try to outweigh the past female with....yada mean?
It just boils down to loving women, simply said.......and no matter how much time has passed (five years to be exact), this song still holds relevance and meaning......
So I'm speaking out to all the females out thurr who have found themselves "Caught Up" or even cheating.....you're wrong for that 'first of all' and secondly, you can't blame it on the 'al all all alcohol' or a one night stand.....let your minds and bodies explore......if marriage is down your lane, more power to you....but if you got it, keep it and appreciate it.....fo' me.....it's "Heartbreak Hotel" (laugh)...nah, that sounds a bit Rocky-ish (WWF-1999 days).....but I will say I have an open heart, open hands and open body for errry female with the ability to catch my attention.....so mad love and don't look at how things appear on paper, let 'em happen naturally...lovers and friends, thin lines......fo' real fo' real!
Rich Off Cocaine (Message Of The Day)
Yup yup! Mom Dukes' birthday tomorrow/today (May 26).....gotta do it B.I.G. like the letter B...(right?)....(laugh)....Tons of thoughts running through my mind, hints of summer love (chea right.....) and more and more and mo' energy to win..thanks Ricky Ross (but really Avery Storm!)
Lovin' life baby!
T.I. Versus Shawty Lo (Mixtape of the Day)
At the end of the day, it's really no competition and the 'beef' has already been cooked and served....however, I still can't get over thinking back to roughly this time last year when these two were going hard at each other......from Internet blogs to Tip's "What Up, What's Happppenin'"....(laugh) Granted, Shawty's career did not 'end' like most folks thought, but to hear the constant exchange of verbal wordplay was actually a bit entertaining for a while...
Ahhh.....memories.
T.I. versus Shawty Lo Mixtape Download
You don't have to like it, but you gotta respect it...fo' real fo' real!
Secret Stash
Ahhh....sometimes errryone should have something they enjoy on the low-low....well, keeping this posting PG-13, I'll say my 'other' obsession is G4...now, while I haven't taken the time to fully get into it yet, I must say...
Donk!
(laugh) Well, in other words, the channel/network is dumb silly...too bad I'm past my Nintendo/Super Nintendo/Nintendo 64/Playstation/X-Box days when I would have resorted to the VCR to record most of the programs which come on, but still.....having the option to watch the program On Demand, there's dumb silly amounts of video game news, previews, reviews, walk-throughs, etc....however, the main thing which catches my attention is the smart placement of women throughout their programs...
As I said a few bars ago, I really am not too familiar with errrything found on the network, however, I know for certain their usage of 'attractive' and in some cases goofy sexy (think 'Jenny McCarthy' during those mid-1990's on MTV) to the point of being any video game head's ultimate wifey....
At the end of the day, I believe it falls into some smart marketing and dope strategies.....there's always a chance I could be wrong (not likely) but the way I see it, they're capitalizing off a strong video game crowd along with a crowd of men who find (peep above) seductive and goofy women doing awkward things and saying wild stuff in order to heighten sales..
It's classic, I couldn't have called it any better....therefore, G4.....salutations!
You (Video of the Day)
Ahhhhhhhhhh..fo' real fo' real?
Yerp.....I can't believe about five months has passed and I forgot all about easily one of 2008's best albums...
Q-Tip's "The Renaissance"
AHhhhhhhh....soo soo good! Fo' real fo' real, this particular record up above is just crack.....sorry for the drug reference, but it's incredible...what a badge was to Rick Ross, a sextape to Kelis and now this album to my mindstate.....I can't see me without it....
Just yesterday I heard one of these records playing at the Cornerstone gig and couldn't believe I completely forgot about it....you know how folks get swamped with music, but baby, baby, baby......too many great records......Tip nah, the 'real' Tip..(laugh).....classic material......
Swagger Less
Don't get it twisted, 50 is my DUDE.....however, his swagger as of lately? Ehhh....not too sure.
From his movies going straight to DVD to failing to really "end" Rick Ross' career......I feel as though Fif has lost that good ol' 2003 swag he entered the commercial game with.
I mean, when you really think about it....I don't even know of very many kids who would want to mess with 50 over somebody like Lil Wayne.
However, is it Fif's fault? I've been thinking about this very question more and more as of lately. Sure, I believe he'll still be able to push platinum records for the time being, but with his record and movie sales continuing to go downward...hhmmmm.....I'm not too sure at this point.
Look, I've got G-Unit down to the pants and shirts...(never go off of hype: purchasing endless G-Unit clothing when the brand was on its last 'hot' days.....).....so for me to try and diss 50 and the crew is just silly...(Vic!), but as far as having the same confidence or belief in him bringing something new to the table? Nerp.
I mean, just look at Jay-Z's track record.....from roughly 11 albums of 'great' music, shucks.....even "Volume 3" sold more records than 50's "Curtis" (and Will Smith...).....nada mean?
He still packs heat on records and can make 'em bump in your whip for a few weeks at least, but after hearing Rick Ross' "Deeper Than Rap," quite simply......the bar has been raised...with such a beautiful (yerp, 'Beautiful' on some Snoop Dogg 2002 type stuff...Fo' REeeeeal!) overall sound, it made me look at 'why' I really like 50.....
Quality baby, it's always quality.....get your swag back up Fif! Untuck the shirt maaaan!
Megan Fox (Nipple Slip of the Day)
(laugh) This is starting to feel a bit 'perverted' in a sense, but I stand by all my perverts of the world...if I have to break ground and lead the way, by golly.....why not, right?
Honestly, I've never found Megan Fox 'attractive,' but since most folks do, this is 'supposed' to represent a nipple slip according to "Egotastic," so we'll see how the bloggers react to this.
(laugh)
Ahhh........why not, right?
Stop Dreaming (Mixtape of the Day)
Killa.
Cam'ron.
Cam.
King Jaffe Joe. (Spelled right?)
Well, with his first week numbers looking to average out around 42,000, I'm not sure about Killa's triumphant return...I mean, when you think about it:
OUCH!
Therefore, at the very least, I can put up a Cam'ron mixtape......pweeease tell me the official album is on its way, Killa....you need major promotion on the next go-around Killa....fo' real fo' real! Hang in there...Jimmy and Juelz might be wanting to hop on the horn with you soon! Or maybe vice versa? Ouch!
Cam'ron's "Stop Dreaming" Mixtape......Click Here To Download
Played (Photo of the Day)
Granted....ol' girl up above is rockin' a Nintendo DS, but don't let that distract you from the main point I'm trying to make....
Girls x Video Games = Sexy Swag.....
Yup, I don't know what it is.....really, it wasn't until last summer when I hopped onto the scene with my first official post-graduation job (writing!) and told myself with this 'trial' money (given a two-week trial.....paid, too!), it's just enough for a Playstation 3......so even if it didn't work out, I was going to treat myself to the iconic machine....
Long story short I got the j-o-b (SOHH!) and the PS3 came along with it......ahhh....from endless nights of Grand Theft Auto to getting blown out (initially) in sessions of NBA 2K8, I was in la-la land minus the breasts...(Come on, "La La"..get it?)...anyway, here and there I would notice a female on the train with her PSP or Nintendo DS or even listening to 'em bust shots via Grand Theft Auto's online mode (Charleena!)......so it just sprung out....
A natural attraction to females who grip...er....controllers.
(laugh) Fo' real fo' real though, if you can tell me the difference between "The Club" and "SoCom," then baby oh baby....it's dumb silly love errryday.
Whew......okay, keep it movin', keep it movin'.....I almost got myself worked up over that! (laugh)
I'm In Love With A Stripper
Nerp, I'm not horny or in a dark room with the doors shuts..nerp, but rather.....I had to post this up just due to the fact that I'm still impressed by people who resort to YouTube and other video-based websites to put up videos that could murk 'em in the long run....
Sure, I won't lie, who doesn't have their own semi-sex tape or getting down and dirty floating somewhere online, right? But regardless, when you think about the job market and when it comes down to applying for future gigs...there's something you have to consider....
"Background checks...."
Now while I'm a fanatic about breasts, legs and other options located on a Popeyes's menu, I have to send out verbal (or I guess 'written') warnings......you 'can't' put out dumb silly "I hate (fill in the blank of your least favorite president)" or explosive images up via your MySpace, Facebook or (gulp....) YOUTUBE...I mean, of all places, YouTube has to be one of the worst spots to post up material.....just in the sense of giving folks even more proof it's you behind the wild and wacky antics, nah mean?
Sure, I'm sounding more like your father, right, but at the end of the day, it's all about watching your steps.....sure, you could say,
'But Mr. GoCyrusGo, look at all the things you have on your blog...'
Yerp, it's true...very true, but my professional swag is still at a hundred, thousand, trillion....so I'm not too concerned...nah mean?
Ante Up
Ahh......can you believe? Even though I'm banking on Magic pulling an upset, I would still love to cherish the idea of Carmelo Anthony and LeBron James both competing for a ring...I mean, think about it....both came in at the same time (2003) with just a few things to their name....
LeBron had the high school fame while 'Melo was still rockin' the NCAA championship ring....fo' real fo' real? Yerp....
I mean, there are a lot of memories for the kid too when I think about these two fellas.....my final year in high school, first official wifey, preparing for the move to New Jersey...I mean, shucks...what the two of these guys represent is dumb silly crazy.....
Kobe.
I figure I'll cut right to the chase....not sure how many folks watch basketball which skim through this blog, but if anyone caught last night's game...or most of the Laker games in general, you have no choice but to agree with what Kenny The Jet, Chris Webber and Charles Barkley have to say about him and the rest of those Hollywood boys...
"They're not hungry....."
Granted, they pulled out the win last night but all in all, they don't have the 'desire' to win.....sure, you can say I'm wrong but when you notice the non-stop whining (Kobe!) and dirty moves they're pulling on players...come on, fo' real fo' real?
The media is gunning for a Kobe and LeBron shakedown, but at the end of the day, you gotta believe Denver will pull out the ultimate upset for the defending Western Conference champions and go toe-to-toe in the finals....
Now Cavaliers and Magic? Boy oh boy.......folks, we have back-to-back nights of play-off games.....call off the booty calls and order in, it's getting started in here...(on my Black Boy Swag, White Boy Tags mode!).......
Insert: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Con Air
It's a wrizzy.
Mark my words, Stephon Marbury should go ahead and pack the bags up for Italy...granted, the Celtics will likely cough up a few dollars to hold on to him since he becomes a free agent during this off-season, but shucks.....New York has banned Steph.
Errrryone who knows the Coney Island legend knows he took the 'easy' way out and failed....give the Knicks a headache and then you go try to find yourself a championship ring by sliding through to the Celtics?
No, no, nooooooo.........(sing it baby!), are you kidding me?
The Coney Island baller. Lincoln Highschool rep. The talk of Rucker Park?
If he had been drafted there, okay....but you just jump teams like that?
AHhhhhhh............Magic, Magic, Magic............had to love it.
Stephon Marbury has officially joined the ranks of "Alfamega" status in the basketball world...my stomach still irks from him trying to bail out and steal a ring.....
Karma baba, Karma.
Nicole Scherzinger (Nipple Slip of the Day)
(laugh)
What at first was just a joke (see Megan Good below...) has now become something of a daily update....I figure, there are two nipples to every female in the world, so if I can at least get one up a day, I should be good money for a few decades, right?
(laugh) From Pussycat Doll fame to aiming for dolo status, we'll see where ol' girl ultimately ends up at but getting my Bill Cosby on a bit....examining the image brought before you up above, wouldn't you say the nipple is a bit larger than life?
Wooozers.
She's almost Ginger Havana status when you really consider it....
Ouch!
Marty Mar (Video of the Day)
In all honesty, just skip to the five minute mark....(laugh)
Ahhhhh........blogging and battling time...gotta love it.
Funk The Radio (Mixtape of the Day)
Ahhhhh..........Alfamega, the DEA informant stories hit after your records leak onto the Internet and it's a wrizzy, right?
Well, being that I left Capitol Records right when you got signed to the label, I must say......I hope you took up another profession....
"You 36 in a karate class?"
(laugh) Well, the 36 year-old part is true, but man oh man....you had a shot and when T.I. drops all ties ('cuts' would have sounded better, right?) with you......maaaan, I feel for you.
Funk The Radio Hosted By Alfamega
Only time will tell, but boy oh boy....save your money.
Rich Man
Ahhhhhhh......even to this day, it's Top 5 Dead Or Alive status.....
"The Disorderlies...."
Man oh man.....no wonder I can't settle for just an average 'wifey....'
Any shorty who can't understand or unleash dumb silly laughs over this film can't share the covers with ol' boy..because I go IN.....(laugh).....not one to really cherish the 80's films, I can't get over this one though.....A lil' baby watching this over in Italy?
Come on....this is dumb silly illy!
Fat Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys.
Set The Record Straight
Keeping these bars nice and sweet, I must say.....Star Trek cannot come close to Star Wars.
Point. Blank. Period.
I know there is a lot of hype revolving around this new flick which dropped, but at the end of the day, we're talking about another series which put the classic soap opera story into classic characters like Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, etc....while I won't take anything away from the 'interesting' aspect of Star Trek...but at the end of the day, what's the difference between a Star Trek and X-Men series?
'nuffin', right?
(laugh) Sure, I'm being a bit harsh and not looking fully into each detail, but come on, fo' real fo' real? I'm supposed to think they could go pound-for-pound....
Another reason behind this posting is the claim of Star Trek and Star Wars being related....or in other words, "Yo Cyrus, how can you like Star Wars and NOT Star Trek?"
(laugh)
Quite simple folks, we're talking about storylines, main concepts and the lack of nerdy suits and swag....
At the end of the day, the Ewoks (right?) had more swag than Captain Kirk all day errryday...I guess it boiled down to what was more believable....could you see a future (or mad distant past.....) with so many different species and such as opposed to zapping ports and tights?
(laugh) Sure, Luke rocked some tights...I think even Darth Vader too, but come on.....the "Dark Side" and ideas of the 'force'?
Star Wars > Space Balls > Star Trek
Keep it really really real......fo' real fo' real, real talkin'....nah mean?
Can't Beat It, Appreciate It (Photo of the Day)
Call out her 'attitude' or even her Hispanic swag, but at the end of the day, Joe Budden's wifey is something to be worshiped in a goddess type of way.
I don't normally come clean about 'dimes,' but ol' girl is a straight up nice design. At the end of the day though, I still look down on Joey having ol' girl takeover his videos, but regardless, it is what it is...
For the next 15 seconds, just observe and balance out your thoughts of 'What's airbrushed' with 'I need a girl'.....(laugh)
Donk!
Megan Good (Nipple Slip of the Day)
(laugh)
For some reason, I just wanted to roll with Cam'ron's title...(laugh)
Megan Good...Nipple Slip...shucks, give me a solid seven days or so and I might just have a "Nipple Slip of the Day" column.....I know, a bit bonkers, some may even say sexits, but shucks......keeping it real has never been more vivid, fo' real fo' real!
Method Man - Tical - Below Zero (Mixtape of the Day)
Tical!
(laugh)
Come on, ever since Joe Budden threw a few shots at Mef...I can't help but want to start re-listening to some of Mr. M-e-t-h-o-d Man's records....fo' real fo' real....
And with the new album, "Blackout 2!" dropping tomorrow (alongside Eminem, Busta Rhymes, DJ Drama...) boy oh boy.....hip-hop will be back on the charts in full effect....
Method Man - Tical - Below Zero
Man Up Shorty
Ugh?
Ugh....
Ugh!!!!
Hoopz sex tape.....would you really want to see it?
Is it just me or does the (fake) moaning make you wanna sing:
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooa whooaaa, whoooa whoooa whoooaa whoooaaa whooaaa whooa" -G Unit
'I done told ya boy, I'm a soldier boy, I got no choice but to be a rider.....'
(laugh) Eh, I won't lie, I have yet to follow any of ol' girl's material via "Flavor of Love" or any interviews....but when she graced the King Magazine probably a year or so ago, I was amazed at the creativity behind the cover but more grossed out by her manly image....
No "Gyant" type shots at Hoopz, but I would file her under the same category of "Chyna" and other borderline manly folks......fo' real fo' real......
Long posting short, would I watch the sex tape?
Probably.
Would I tell anyone I watched it?
No.
Could I see myself watching it a second time?
No comment.
Diddy Smack
Ahhhhh.........say word Diddy? Well, I can't recall if the 'other' photos are still down thurrr...but can you believe Mr. D-I-DD-the-Y hit up Blogger and 'forced' folks to take down their (or 'his') images of Cassie in the nude?
(laugh)
Well, the 'good' thing is there are still the ones up via another website's stamp (in other words, the un-stamped ones were taken off, but the others I 'borrowed' from another website are still breathing....whew.....) and never one to endorse leaked photos (Kelis! We need the tape!), I must say.....while 'nuffin' was really gained from most folks after seeing those shots, I must say....sometimes, when the economy is in a recession and things seem a bit 'down and out,' there's never anything wrong with a few unexpected breasts..ahhhhhhhhhh.....baby, baby, baby...Ashanti?
Let's Get It (Video of the Day)
(laugh) Chea, chea, chea!
Come on, if you can't "Pump It Up" (Joey!) via a record like this, boy oh boy...it's a wrizzy for you. I keep thinking to myself, 'How come I find myself in so many different positions resulting in the typical response of being busy?'.....
Hhhmmm.................
Poof! There is is, I'm aiming to "Get It.."
Or rather....
'Let's Get It.....'
Come on, this is the perfect record to describe my motivation and daily...no, hourly...no, minutely....(laugh) mind state.....
From looking to expand my role at SOHH.com for a second time within a year of my employment with the squad to cherishing the new crib and breaking new grounds....ahhhh....wifey, second whip and a lot of other things are looking to be on deck soon, but "soon" could easily turn into the same release date as Detox...nah mean?
Ahhhhh.........let's get it!
Almatic (Mixtape of the Day)
Ahhhhhhh...something about merging:
Al Green x Nas
has a certain ring to it with me, right? From Nasty Nas' complex lyrics to Al's smooth tones....you really can't go wrong with a mixtape like this playing in your whip on a cool Monday evening, right? Setting up the mood for a relaxing rest of the week while still keeping it 'gutter' with Nas' rhymes coming at you like a Joba Chamberlain pitch in July....(we need those wins, I'm looking at July now....).
Therefore, kick back and either listen to/download this dope collection of tracks and just cruise on some Will Smith "Men in Black" soundtrack no. 5 type stuff.....
"Just cruising, where baby I don't care......" -Big Willy
(laugh) Come on, I have libraries of memories in this dome piece, catch up!
Nas & Al Green's "Almatic" Click Here To Download/Listen
Little Man (Photo of the Day)
(LAUGH)
Ahhh....I can't help it....out of the past five or six serious relationships I've been in, not once have I rocked my girls' under garments.
(laugh) I don't mean to toss jabs by posting this towards Chris Brown, but it makes me wonder who was really rockin' that thang while they were two steppin' all over the media together (him and Rihanna that is...).
Well, this image allegedly stems from the other ones 'stolen' (chea! < chea?) from Rihanna.....come on, fo' real fo' real? As much as I've admired my shorties' taste in Victoria Secrets, I would never consider rockin' 'em du-rag style though....that's just awkward, right?
Who knows....maybe it was just for the image but regardless, this is too classic of a shot 'not' to post...Chris Breezy....your M.O. is getting T.K.O'd....you might have to drop a sex tape with a new wifey to start getting your credibility back.....something about homeboy looking type depressed with a pink pair of panties on his head looks more like punishment as opposed to pleasure.....
Chris Breezy! (Can't get his records outta my head though...dopeness all around.)
Play Rough
"You wanna play rough, eh?"
(laugh) Oh man....here we go......actually, I'm going to switch things up and post a story I did for SOHH.com....this is too interesting....Nick Cannon goes off on Eminem, take one.
Nick Cannon has responded to Eminem's recent attack on him and his wife Mariah Carey by offering to end the rapper's career if their differences are not settled in a timely manner.
Responding to a reference heard on Em's new track "Bagpipes From Baghdad," Cannon dished out his feelings.
"At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude "fantasized" about having a pretend fling with Mariah," Cannon wrote via his blog. "So as I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name! Now as y'all know, I don't take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man sh*t I'm instantly like, I got to get at this Lame...Let's not forget about Eminem's amateur mixtape rants of calling African Americans N*gger and how he hates "Black B*tches." How did we let him get away with that in the first place?! He is a natural born racist in disguise...So I'm putting this out there now. Marshall Mathers, you need to holler at me on some grown man sh*t. Man to man, let's meet up and deal with this like adults...So Miss Marshall, I'm going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It's however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-a** Nick Cannon!!!" (Nick Cannon's Blog)
Yes, yup, yerp. Can you believe it (shout-out to Styles!)? The most hilarious aspect of his rant is the suggestion of handling things as a grown man and yet he resorts to airing Em out via his blog without even reaching out to him directly.
My goodness, fo' real fo' real? Folks are funny nowadays, I know he is shacked up with Mariah but come on Nicky...no one takes you serious (maybe not even Mariah?)....so the least you could have done is reach out and THEN (capitalized letters....yup, 'that' serious) run to your blog....
Well eh, we'll see what happens.....maybe it worked and this 'pre-beef' has been squashed, right? (laugh)
Nick Cannon. Who would have known.....take a four-year absence, sprinkle in Mariah's past prime years and poof!
Relevance is born.
Wild. Incredible. Entertainment.
Rihanna's Ella Ella (Video of the Day)
Ahhhhhhh.....I know, I know....the blog (as of recently) has begun turning into a one-stop porno-based website, right? (laugh)
Come on....you can't fake though, with the recent upsurge in nude photos courtesy of Rihanna and Cassie, you gotta love it. Well, you gotta 'appreciate' it.....from women to men, it's something to gaze about and remind yourself 'not' to do....
At the end of the day, why would you even allow yourself to have nude photos circulating like that? I won't fake, fellas, jump down a paragraph, I've gone all out with a wifey or two (oh snap, maybe three!) and did the 'nude' shots exchange......but all in all, to go to the extreme? Shucks, pretty wild....fo' real fo' real....at the end of the day, entertainers are just good ol' folks too, but when you hit "Rihanna-status," you have to set a password and place 'em in a secure bank account somewhere in Brazil......
Who knows though, as much hype as these images have caused, maybe they like it? I can't imagine why either Rihanna or Cassie would be upset (cough cough 'publicity stunt' cough cooooough) since they both look dope and dumb silly sexy....
You may quote me on this because after seeing them 'exp0sed,' boy oh boy....I really have an interest in their careers now....(laugh)
Ahhhh......nothing like Mickey Mundays.......nudity, realness and cameras......why not, right? And Kelis, I see you!
When Keeping It Real...
Ahhh....Cyrus, Go Cyrus Go, Langhorne.......whatcha talk 'bout boy?
Yes, time has passed, nearly hitting the one-year mark...(not quite, but in the next few months....) and I won't fake......do I really want to do these Go Cyrus Go videos?
(LAUGH) Yerp!!!
Come on, I'm not 'that' down and out, am I? At the end of the day, chea chea chea....still contemplating the 'best' ways to begin recording via the new crib.....so much to say and so much to expose...er......display. (laugh)
Therefore, it's true, the kid fell back from daily Go Cyrus Go posts, but ehhhh.......change done came baby.....so hang tight and more videos of me declaring my thoughts will soon re-emerge......we made it to the weekend (just about....)....and with more family events now and the closeness to the city, shucks, don't be surprised if I spot Lil Kim 'round my neck of the woods and toss 'er up on some TMZ type stuff.....
Camera game is illy and I'm soo sooo focused, so hang tight baby!
Freelapse (Mixtape of the Day)
Oh no, wait, he didn't......chea, chea, cheeeah!
The return of "Mixtape of the Day...."
Come on, my life is the soundtrack......how could I not come back with the return of "Mixtape of the Day".....(well, also because DatPiff is re-amped, so we're good money!)
(laugh) Eminem. Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.
However you want to call him, you gotta love his records.....even when I thought he killed himself via "We Made You," the big homie comes through with "3 a.m." and puts a grip hold on hip-hop out the blue.....if you think his record is going to flop then you have a better chance at seeing the Jonas Bros. leak a sex tape....yada mean?
(laugh) Enjoy, download, listen, breathe....ahhhhhh........
Eminem's "Freelapse" Mixtape. Click Here For Download.
We Make Movies
(laugh)
Fo' real fo' real? How else could I get the mood going for the weekend other than posting the trailer to possibly one of the most hysterical films of all time?
I watched a cool 20 minutes of this nearly a month ago via Netflix's online mode and couldn't help but laugh and become disturbed by the images, dialogue and acting which took place throughout....from non-stop amounts of violence, racial slurs and an obvious lack of ethnic groups, you can't help but place your personal feelings aside and just burst out laughing....
Now the real quagmire here is trying to understand how they were able to pull out a solid 4-5 sequels out of this....(laugh)
"The first superhero from New Jersey....."
Come on, who doesn't find that funny? Therefore, kick back and let me help folks cruise into the weekend.....still overloaded with dumb silly unpacking left to do, but eh! It's all gravy baby!
Cassie < Nude
Wow.....keeping things a hundred, I couldn't resist posting....Cassie going the nude route? Surrre, these photos were stolen..uh huh....I'm just saying though.....this promotion is a bit rough for ol' girl....and I always question, why take nude photos of yourself? Just doesn't make sense.....or DOES it..hhmm...........
Pimp Slapped (Video of the Day)
(LAUGH)
You ever have that feeling where for no particular reason you'll just slap something? Well, the sad part about this video is Rafer Alston did something I've wanted to do to Eddie House since last year....it's like, when you see the little kids pumped with energy and they just won't settle down....
POW!
(laugh) Honestly though, it's a New York thing....and even though he took the easy (and cheap) way out with giving ol' boy a dummy slap, it's something I feel most folks can relate to.....Eddie House is a beast beyond the arc and when you're starting to get blown out in a game you should be controlling....well, anything is bound to happen....oh boy....
Touch The Sky(line)
Ahhhhh......how beautiful, right? Granted the photo looks more staged and cropped than lines from "Survivor," but I had to roll with it....
Living at the new crib, I turned in the train pass for a bus pass and baby oh baby...I can't even begin to describe how beautiful my journey is into New York City now.....granted, I should just take my camera and bust out a snap shot for the blog, but for the time being, we'll have to settle with this....
If you're ever in the New York area, well, New Jersey area (Englewood, Leonia, Fort Lee, etc....) you HAVE to try and take the 166 NJ Transit bus......getting closer to the city, you come across this crazy dope skyline image which you swear can't be real.....not to sound like a tourist, but even after so many years of living around the city and going to it errrryday (just about,) I couldn't help but give off a dumb silly gaze through the tinted bus window and just rest in amazement...such a wonderful site....
Ahhh.......Englewood, Go Cyrus Go is officially in the building...owwww, owwww, owwwwwwwwww!
Hawks > Cavaliers
Word to Barry on here....(you can't see me, Killa!)
Oh how I love the NBA Play-Offs.....out of all the series, my Hawks had to face-up against the 'best' team in the league right now....well, while folks have already counted 'em out.....I'll tell you this much....just as my dope (come on, who you know do it better) video shows you.....my Hawks play fo' real fo' real when it comes down to knocking shots in and banging bodies...(errr....pause, if needed....)....
Sure, it hurt the kid's stomach a bit to see 'em blow a hefty lead last night and end up getting blown out in the second half, but oh baby, oh baby....trust me, with their experience from last year (Oh snap...didn't they play the best team in the league, Boston Celtics which led to a Game 7..ohhhhhh), I have 'em coming out on top.....
From my days of rolling with 'em via NBA 2K as chumps..er...."players" pick either the Lakers or Cavs, I still rep 'em and have helped 'em reach success via game winning shots, complete take-overs and a little bit of 'trash talking' with the Bluetooth headset....
Therefore, Atlanta Hawks.....let's get it started...fo' real fo' real!
It's only just begun on some "Saw IV" ending type stuff, owwwww!
Dreams
"And I know, I know....I know what you like....."
Yup, it's true.....despite having already done a posting on my obsession with the Lil shorty up above, I can't seem to get her out of my head....well, maybe it's because she just got kicked off the show "Dancing With The Stars" (anyone smell prejudice....no, yes, nah?) last night, but eh, which ever the reason, I'm still amazed at how after all these years.....I still have a sexual fixation with Lil Kim.
Granted, we all know her 'alleged' track record and her 'love-making' skills which would probably put Superhead into retirement if Kim ever went down that route....but realizing she's 34....I'm thinking....
"How much longer may I have these sexual fantasies of ol' girl?"
Call it a school boy (horny) crush or just an attempt to put her money where her mouth is....or is it, show me whatch got for a porkchop?
Hmm.....regardless, Kim has always seemed like a sweetheart, even when tossing out ether on diss tracks (shout-out to Remy Ma, Foxy Brown, Eve....) and going from a small chest to the wild, wild breast...(Okay, my goofy humor is back...owww!)
(laugh)
Lil Kim...baby, baby, baby.....I'm sprung, word to T-Pain.
Candid Camera
Remember the good ol' days of "Candid Camera..." Come on, think back.....
"Smile, you're on candid cammmera!"
Well, errryone is out-playing (over-playing, rather) the power of which is "cameras." From Joe Budden TV to (as the video shows) the big homie 50 Cent going pound-for-pound with the camera.....ahhhh......(sigh).....say word, dun dun? WORD.
No disses and no jabs, but at the end of the day, can't we all agree seeing most of these folks behind and in front of their own cameras becomes tiring after a while?
Just look at Rick Ross and his non-stop 10-minute clips going at 50 and the G-Unit camp.....from eating a caked out version of himself to even going through Fif's "hoods" (not Connecticut though....shout-out to The Game 'round 2005 ("Stop Snitching" DVD)......)......it becomes tiring and although once I started knocking out my first interviews and realizing these guys are actually...well, just like us.....shucks, it took the fun out of it...however, when I see these videos one after the other....(Chingy saying he did "not" have sexual relations with that transvestite....(SMH....)....) I truly believe I would have come to the same conclusion....
I won't lie, I used to be a dumb silly big Joe Budden fan.....still love his rhymes, but the more I saw his "Joe Budden TV" the more I thought, "Oh wow....(zzzzzzz)....." and hence I lost interest in the big homie.......same rules apply to folks out thurr thinking they can use this "New Media" as a ticket to generating not only profits but 'interest'....come on, fo' real fo' real?
Take my words for what they're worth, but much like Fab said about the mixtape circuit, "that game is saturated...." And it really is....(My fault, never like to use 'and' to begin a sentence....).....ahhh.....one day folks will take the cue, but 'til then, peep your favorite rappers going 360 with you about their (facade-based) lifestyle via Nah Right, World Star, etc...
*Also, the 'one' exception to this posting is Diddy.....he's been running his mouth since Super Cat days......'nuff said, right? Chea. Chea? Chea!
Addiction
Yup...I'll admit it...I'm addicted to pornography.
Quote me, e-mail the higher powers, shucks.....even "RT" me via Twitter...but it's true.....
Now while I won't waste the posting going into all the nitty gritty details, I will make a few points......my first mega sexual experience (2 females, foreign language, so seductive minus Yayo) kicked-off the idea which would come up errry time I got into a relationship up until my last wifey....
"NO MORE PORN"
Yup, 'that' simple, right? I figured, 'Well, I have my own booty right herrrre,' and it lasted for a while...but then it struck me.....
'Why put yourself through this?'
Shout-out to (fill in the blank) because we both laughed and had goofy "love making" (ahhhhhhhh) while the trailers from "Bang Bros" played or even a few scenes from Lloyd Banks' "Groupie Love."
As I've said in past posts, the best relationship you can have with wifey (or hubby) is being able to take things out as left field as your pornography stash or even hop on one another's laptops pointing out who can find the wackest/funniest/weirdest porn clips from "XVids," "YouPorn," (peep the right hand scroll bar....)....yada mean?
Ahhhh........sex, humor, limitless women.......
Fellas, keep in mind, these words stem from a cool kid (minus emcee battling) who has no intention of kids, a 'secured' wifey or taking the fake wedding ring off for a real wedding band....nerp.
Ahhhhh.............innocent journalism, you gotta love it.
Rich Off Cocaine
Men lie, women lie....numbers don't.
Sure, call it a corny cliche or maybe just a dope statement, but all in all.....Rick Ross' new album, "Deeper Than Rap," is straight c-r-a-c-k (Cassidy '05 style!)...fo' real fo' real.....
While I was more impressed, initially, when it came to 50 Cent's approach to his "beef" (cough cough...publicity stunt) with 'Officer Ricky,' the "Boss" proved record after record why his voice is not one to be reckoned with.
Sure, call me out on the surplus (should have invested in an early PS3) G-Unit pants and shirts or even the post-2006 50 Cent spinning belt, but shucks, I can't stop playing Ross' new album. Make fun of his past history (so many ways I've heard folks arguing over it that I'm bypassing with a 50/50 split) or his "fatness" but all in all, Ross steps to the mic and delivers....
Hence, the image above.....sure, J-Hov (Jigga!) had folks buzzing in his ear about the mouth in the South 'round 2005-06 and had the big homie ink the 'official' deal so Ross could join Def Jam, but Jay knew how much of a punch Ross packed.
Yes, he's failed to officially sell (not ordered, but sold) over a million units with this first two (and likely this one) projects, but when you listen to this new project....beat after beat, verse after verse...it's solid.
With a late night posting going up (just so my 'return' on Monday could be noted).....I'll say this....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh............new places, new faces.....new memories. Hello Englewood, g'night Carteret......owwwwwww!
3 A.M.
"OnSmash, you're a fool for this one!"
(laugh) Despite the above statement being nowhere close to an actual quotation I've run across in recent times, I couldn't help but show love to the big homie (or is it homies?) over there because while I'm reppin' with Showtime and HBO (one month free, woo hooo!), I couldn't peep this "Cinemax-only" music video..ahhh..the power of the Internet, it's making more and more sense why so many folks have said they roll with having the Internet over a cable bill....fo' real fo' real....
Well, I'm going to fade to grey (Grey Album > Black Album...do your research....) and let the blog chillax for a cool minute.....dumb silly unpacking left to do.....a few more stories for SOHH (ahhhh...I love my family......!!!) and letting the mind roam freely before I unleash the beast (whoooaaa...pause needed?) on the blog baby!
Eminem, welcome home......(incredibly artistic music video.....)
Guess Who's Bizzack (Oh Baby, Oh Baby)
It's your boy, Go Cyrus Go!
Ahhhh........can I talk to y'all for a minute? Yup, good ol' Cyrus is here and living the life like it's golden.....shucks, not even Sunday could keep me back and forced me to bypass my "Monday Debut/Return" just to spit a few hot bars of essence minus the magazine, owwwwww!
Yes, it's official, I'm semi-addicted to "Twitter," still getting my ink on for SOHH.com, swagger still at an all-time high as I prepare to get these basketball shorts and white tees off (moving took a solid 2-3 days, still unpacking, yerp....), dogs made the trip through......ahhhhh.......baby, baby, baby....
One thing I've learned more than anything with this move to Englewood, New Jersey is I love women to the fullest.....something about the varieties of personalities, complexions, accents...ahhhh...."I swear I love 'em all...."
So, here we are......it took a New York minute, but oh how much there is talk about......Rick Ross went number one with "Deeper Than Rap" but only pushed barely over 150,000 copies, King Magazine say good-bye to the bad guy (economy), President Barack Obama passed his 100 days with his (Gucci) slippers on and smile up thurr......man, I can write...I can write....oh baby I can write again! Yes, stick around with me folks.....Twitter can only attain so much (practically an 1/8) of my thoughts......so the blog is my Remy Ma....(you know, prison, on appeal....her getting out sometime in the future.....)....okay, so that one was a bit out there.....but fo' real fo' real, I feel great and anticipate splurging on the blog again......so folks, as usual, don't be surprised if there are random acts of sexually explicit images, outrageous non-bias (chea right) statements, a seemingly electric sensual love 'tween me and my PS3 and just a return of the jogging session with me....ahhhh...keep up folks!
Love to love to love ya....
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Posts
