Come & Get Me (To Be Continued....Soon)

Ahhhhh....call it corny or call it Go Cyrus Go....but I'm "outtie" for a lil' while longer. (laugh) I could have pulled a Killa Cam'ron and just disappeared for a minute and come back striking, but I figure I'd rather give the head's up...boy oh boy....you thought those YouTube videos were interesting now....baby oh baby....you're in for a treat....

Therefore, step up your tech game because while I'm running like Arnold ("Running Man," catch up!) the only thing I'm able to keep 'By My Side' (Jadakiss style) is the Blackberry hence my constantly updated "Twitter."

1...2.....3.....

www.twitter.com/cyrusklanghorne

"Come and get me!"

(laugh)

Long story short....I got the Internet game on smash and baby oh baby...Englewood...watch out! From short fall-outs (you already know) to new relationships, a lot has been circulating and buzzing.....

So...if you're getting your "Twitter" game up-and-running.....follow me 'til I'm back (early May, fo' real fo' real!) on the blog...with mad spots!

Ahhh....so much is going on, enjoy the freedom while you can.....from "Photo of the Day" to absurd amounts of tech/porn, personal revelations, conspiracies and good ol' running with what's going on in my mind......it's going to be wild...fo' real fo' real!

Therefore.....if you're getting your stalker on.....come and get me!

www.sohh.com

www.twitter.com/cyrusklanghorne

Yerp! Deuces and cwwwazy love....summer time is on the horizon......get ready, baby!

I'm In The Building

(Believe it or not...this is actually a 'test'....owwwwww....enjoy the videos.....too bad folks can't realize I had Cranberry Juice spilled all over the pants and kicks...(laugh)...only Go Cyrus Go)

Mighty Zulu Kingz


Jadakiss Hits Stage


Jadakiss Spits Hot Fire


Jadakiss Performs "What If"


Jadakiss Performs W/ Ryan Leslie


Jadakiss x Swizz Beatz x Sheek Louch


Jadakiss Brings Out Busta Bust & Spliff Star

My Ode To Toxic Avenger

Toxic Avenger > Toxic Crusaders....

Eh, I'm a Rated-R type of fella......(laugh)



Soo soo bad....the 80's I guess.

Hustler's Ambition

Too much "this" and not enough of "that" is how I see it....now look, never one to brag or even boast, but I must steal a line from Jack's "Frank CastellO" via 'The Departed.'

If you want something, don't wait for it...you gotta TAKE it....(runner-up quote: 'I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me.')

(laugh) Fo' real fo' real.....not name dropping, but too many folks wait for things to come landing in their laps...sure, that's one way of seeing progress in your life, but baby baby baby.....you gotta get up, get out and get something at the end of the day....no joke.

Not stressing too much on my own life, but call it the typical "rap" story when I tell you errrything post-high school was on my own terms....from finding out how to pay for college to getting my writing gig on and poppin' to even landing my first few wifeys....all strategy and brain.....

When it comes down to it, I really can't stand around and wait....blame it on the New York State of Mind motto I carry so well or just call it Go Cyrus Go swag...but all in all, you have to push yourself forward folks....sure, this is directed at a select few individuals...but the bottom line is if you can imagine it, place your face in the image and store up enough determination, there's no reason why you can't get it on and poppin' too.

Ahhhhh....kickin' semi-jewels via the blog....you gotta love it.

My Prez Is Illy

Yes, there's only so many ways you're able to say, "My prez is better than yours," so while keeping myself semi-professional....(okay, maybe a fourth professional then....), I must make a brief posting on President Barack Obama's dopeness....

From having a wife where folks have even labeled her a "MILF" to having a sense of "Bill Bradley" in him with his prior years in college basketball.....there's too much "not" to love about Barack.....

I see him along the lines of Jigga (Jay-Z). Every interview I hear, you may have heard things like John McCain (who would be Jaz-O) mentioned, the shaky economy (falling out of Roc-A-Fella) or wifey (Beyonce)....but at the end of the day, he's cooler than the other side of the pillow with responses, swag and just an overall appeal when you look at it.

I don't say this with triumph in my words or even a bit of cockiness, but rather a "finally" sense of being.....it's been a long while (even longer for those older than my 80's babies)....and to have someone we may not only look up to but see ourselves sitting down and kicking a few games of NBA 2K9 with over Coca-Colas...shucks, go 'head B, you got the game on smash...fo' real fo' real.

Dopeness

Shout-out to my homie, Dopeness, but all in all....Will Ferrell killed "W" with his HBO stand-up special.

Never really one to co-sign a single thing ol' boy put together back in the day, I must admit though....I'm truly a fan of the "Rated-R" version of Big Willy. From the constant awkward stares to his blatant usage of the f-word....something about seeing "this" one right herre is just hilarious...



Call it what you want but you can't call it wack....sure, a bit political here and there, but his overall acting and the indirect messages being presented are just hilarious....

All in all, CO-SIGNED to the fullest.

Spring Bling

Ahhh....despite the cold weather I'm currently engaged in 'round, or rather, throughout the tri-state area, I can't help but discontinue one main idea my big homie Triston always reminded me of back during my "Capitol Records" days...

"Summer time is coming, mad girls."

(laugh) Yup, a solid month or so after dropping the "15 Girls 12 Months 1 Go Cyrus Go" strategy for preparation into the new move, I can't help but hype myself up over the stream of females and their outfits once the heat rises to 70 degrees....or rather, 69 (I know, I know)......(laugh)

From painted toe nails to dumb silly colors throughout their "booty" shorts, it's truly a sight folks can enjoy heading into their late 30's. (laugh)

Ahhhhh.......it almost makes going through these 50 degree days almost worth it knowing what's on the horizon, nah mean? (laugh)

Booty Clap

"Photo of the Day" (remember those?)

Donk!

Kim vs. Kim

Wild and Crazy Kids

Yup....something about "that girl."

Can't call it....that's my 2009 Ginger right thurrr.....

Best Player In The League

Don't ask me "how," just know....

Strapped Up

Looking for a SoCom wifey...a shorty who can load the clip and eat a bullet with no problem.....get at me, mami....yerp!

Playstation 3 User Tag:

CyrusKLanghorne

Gulp

Spotted this particular image at Kanye's blog..but man oh man, if it's true and Playboy is doing a sneaker feature...please, cop me two issues and give 'em to me for my birthday and Christmas.....donk!

Real Talk

Ahhh....as much as I 'want' to bring 'em back...with so many NBA trades going on.....nerp.....unless it's throwback, it's getting thrown back.

Owwwwwwwwww!

We Need One

Jeter...it's getting harder and harder (pause) to rock a Yankee fitted....please get us to the championship days again..thanks.

HD Baby

Ahhhh....not getting too involved with it....long story short.

HD Television > Sex

Yes, it's that that that serious.

Ready Betty

(laugh) Ahhhh shucks, here we go.....just a few weeks away and I can't help it.....while I would love to say I can see my Atlanta Hawks in the Finals, I'll go with the top two teams in the league right now...

Los Angeles Lakers

Cleveland Cavaliers

Owwwwwwwwww....it's going (if that's the match-up) to be a real hot summer come June if this is truly the case......honestly, it's hard for me to say who I would want to rock the gold more.....Kobe, classic story, took his team from being non-play-off bound to the Finals for likely a second straight year while LeBron, at my age of 23...well, 24 come this June...., has solidified his place in the league.....if you haven't seen him play,



....yerp, I know, I know.....homie is illy...

Therefore, with no further ado.....get ready for the 2009 NBA Play-Offs....

Dang, What The...

(laugh)

Shucks, with the exception of a few name drops here and there, it amazes me of my lack of co-signing with 'DangWTF.com'.....now I've even done a posting before, but I must say......

www.dangwtf.com

....is truly amazing......while you may see a lot of sites upping the bar with full blown nudity and hardcore sex, there's something 'essential' and even 'natural' about the site......long story short, it's a site dedicated to female submitters who send in their videos of 'em dancing (usually in their underwear/shorts) to different records...ultimately, as I see it, it's like a "booty" version of American Idol.....

Because once you watch the video, you're given the opportunity to give each one a star in ranking......from seeing shorties wild out giving lap dances (just hilarious) to their over-sized stuff bunny rabbits to seeing girls kill themselves by going full blown naked and trying to grind to a R.Kelly song...(still weird)...it's just classic to me.

Sure, you may find some of 'em via YouTube, but the mother ship of these flicks are from Dangwtf.com and the must funny part about the site...?

The writing.

(laugh) I still have yet to find out who the writer is, but just the fella who writes the "BOW" (Booty of the Week) columns has me rolling errrytime. Sure, he goes a bit over and beyond most times, but overall.......classic.

My salute to shorties saying, "I'mma do meeeeeeee" and get their camera recording going on...ahhhhh.....you make week nights sooo sooo relaxing......I see you!

Asher!!!

Asher Roth April 20th from Album out 4-20 on Vimeo.

(LAUGH)

Asher Roth is my DUDE....tooo toooo classic.

King Me

Say good-bye to "King Magazine....."

Wish it were an "April Fool's" joke, but it's the end....fo' real fo' real. You know, despite throwing a few jabs at the publication here and there, I must say.....it's never fun when folks have to shut down something they've worked on for so many years...

Despite my personal feelings on "competition-like" sites ranging from AllHipHop.com and XXLMag.com, I would never want to really wish them out of business.....but shucks, you have to keep things moving at the end of the day and know the importance of networking....(something I yet to fully believe in....personally.)

AHhhhhhhh.......it's moving again.

Insomniac

(laugh) It was a few months back when I did a "Die Hard" posting...but I must say....(laugh)...if you're ever doing some hard studying or have a sense of "Insomnia" (minus Al Pacino).......it's soo sooo vital to peep "Die Hard"......

Having to wait on the horn ('phone' to some of you) for a solid 45 minutes for a three minute conversation with Comcast yesterday, I had it on...man oh man....Bruce Willis is classic...shucks, it's even more hilarious to see my man Carl Winslow being....(laugh).....another version as Carl Winslow in police gear....

Something about watching movies from the late 80s at night really gets the kid laughing and finding himself just lovin' life to the fullest....of course, nothing tops easily one of the best flicks ever, "The Warriors," but that's for another posting.

Long story short, if you have insomnia or find yourself up past a certain time with nothing really on your mind, click on this Willis flick and fall back.......fo' real fo' real. (laugh)

Overly dramatic, catchy phrases (Yippe Caaay Yeeeeeeay, motherf*cker....) and Willis at his best...(come on, they made four of these flicks...homie went 'in' on his acting...).....you gotta love it.

No Time

Nerp...I must give folks as true hint....as much as it (kinda) hurts me to say, if you're considered "old school," it's going to be very rare for you to have shine in hip-hop news....

Now look, I'm inking it up for SOHH.com but looking at sites like Hip Hop DX and errry now and again AllHipHop.com, you can't try to fool folks with a news story on "Grand Master Flash" unless it's something.....serious, sooo soooo serious.

Really, when it gets broken down.....sure, it doesn't sound fair at all....but we're living in times, much like the past, where you have choices....

50 Cent Says "F*ck Rick Ross' Family"

vs.

KRS-One Preps New Album

Come on...is it really too hard to decipher which is more entertaining.....I love old-school hip-hop...shucks, I love a lot of underground artists (is 'pause' required somewhere in here?)....but when it boils down....unless you have a crazy buzz or something "breaking" happens, it's very rare for folks to get shine.....not speaking just SOHH.com, just in general.....sometimes folks hit me up asking how come so and so doesn't get "love...."

My response?

"Things done changed...."

Ahhhhhh...droppin' (rhine stone) jewels, baby......

Jadakiss' Final Kiss

It's funny...because I have always felt as though any other rapper trying to say,

"I'll kiss you, you b*tch a** n*gga."

....would have been done off the bat....but Jada somehow can say it and win over the respect of the streets......

To me, it's amazing.....(another semi-topic right herrre), while technology is blooming thicker than Donald Trump's hair (would have been funny if it was 2002), there are even further advancements when it comes to music...more specifically, the record labels are allowing their artist's albums stream completely.....I caught it first via my girl (fill in the blank)'s SOHH Soulful blog with The-Dream's album.....but then checking out Fader's coverage of Jada's full-length album...before it drops next week....wow, just amazing....

Long story short:

Jadakiss' The Last Kiss Full Album Stream (<--------- CLICK THERE)

(laugh) It's not even just a solid 30 seconds of each track, the full songs are on there.......which makes me truly wonder how much of the artists' budgets are really as glamorous as they make 'em out to be......come on, the record labels are digging into the merchandise paper along with road shows....but shucks, with the albums out there, legally, it's more than just record sales.....

Loving it for the consumer, worried about it for the artist.....

Confessions Pt. III

It keeps coming to my mind errry now and again.....so let me get it out in the open....

The kid (Go Cyrus Go) almost put money up on a shorty who looked like Tiny.

SMH.......

Yes, yes, yes....it's true.....call it a more sophisticated version of the scene from "Benjamin Button" or say it was a good ol' wh*re house.....but whatever you view it as, I was in thurr.....money loosely held in my hand and a drink already purchased for ol' girl....sure, there were a few shorties here and a few there...but this particular one ended up walking me 'round the spot......infatuated with getting a (paid) booty call-like one night stand after getting the co-sign of the spot from a few fellas of mine....I felt like Michael Jordan in Utah 'round 1998.

Heart ticking, fitted tocking.....errrything was in place....but then.....on the verge of getting things on and poppin'......the money was short. (laugh)

Yup......feeling a bit confused and shocked.....I had the long cane pull me out like those scenes from cartoons and nothin' went down.....since the summer 2008 incident, I've thought how much I missed out on an opportunity to hit and quit (as folks 'round 1994 used to say) without having to worry about (as a lot of women 'round my way do now) ol' girl having to Map Quest the kid....

(laugh)

Well....I'm laughing now because when I go back in my mind and re-think the situation......sure, she was a bootleg version of Ashanti in a few ways, but more so.....she actually had the look of Tiny.....raspy voice....and believe it or not....a bit "too" dirty......

Whew.......it's moving again!

Jump-Off > Paid Jump-Off

(And for the record, errrrryone has put paper up in some sense or fashion, my first failed attempt was a reminder.......I'm Mr. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww at the end of the day, yerp!)