Three Headed Monster

It struck me yesterday...well, honestly, it's something I've always felt but it really hit me nearly 13 hours ago....

My swag is crazy......I mean, at an all-time high when you really look at it....I place myself in a position where I take away friends and additional obligations leaving me.....basically, "invincible."

(laugh) Okay, a bit confusing I must admit....but let me put it like this.......I laugh like 50, have swag like Jigga and think like Diddy......mix all of those together and you have a 1/3 of what makes Mr. Go Cyrus Go...er...."go."

(laugh) Really though, walking through the streets of New York City headed into my final month at the current crib and taking New Jersey Transit's train.....I couldn't believe how overly confident and dumbfounded (still not sure what the word means) I felt.....from tossing out the "I Get Money" dice roll with the headphones blasting, it was all laughs and jokes as I saw others running to the same train I have caught on the regular......I look at 'em and I look at myself and laugh.....

From a fitted cap and pressed jeans to a vibrating Black Berry and fully charged PSP, I always feel like I'm ready to take on errrything.....but more importantly, I'm always surprised at how serious folks take life...from spending countless hours studying for a typical exam to running for the sake of their lives to a train not leaving for another five minutes.....it makes me wonder what 'joy' folks get from the extra and unnecessary miles, nah mean?

At the end of the day, it boils down to making smart decisions....sure, I put in my time during those "internship" days going the extra mile, but I ALWAYS had ulterior motives for anything I did.....if I was at Capitol Records around 6 a.m. in the morning, I was knocking out school papers and getting my breakfast on via the kitchen's hot chocolate and fridge.....if I was offering to help ol' girl with some school related questions, then we were definitely going to be linking up for a post-study bump and grind.....

It's about swagger (steez/style) and focus.....combine the two and you can't lose.....

Joey Crack

Sure, I kid around with Fat Joe off and on via the blog. I've called out his Southernistic ways along with switching his style up more than Rick Fox's hair style back during those Los Angeles Lakers days...but when I hear about and read comments on various websites (SOHH!) about how folks no longer respect ol' boy....

Man oh man......it's hard out there for a pimp, pimp.

While I was never one of those, "Yo, Crack is back!" type of Fat Joe fans, I have always enjoyed his latin style and utter tough talk from day one....."Y'all can not live my lifestyle........" Shucks, I even co-signed his role in John Leguizamo's "Empire" flick......but at this point in his career....man......it hurts me to even say it......Joey Crack is officially cracked out.....

From failed record label deals to low (low low) Soundscan numbers...you can't help but think his claim of 'doing it for the streets' is nothing more than fabrication mixed with some salsa from 186st and Broadway......

Look, I'll still continue to support the big homie, but as far as his stance in hip-hop....man, I can't hardly get folks to read his stories 'less he's talking semi-greasy about 50 Cent....then I heard a Benzino track actually dissing him......wow, now I didn't know whether to be more confused or saddened about Joey somehow (as it works within hip-hop) getting on Benzino's level by calling him out previously...

At the end of the day, we're starting to forget what "TS" really stands for.....and you me him and her can't even name but maybe one artist actually in the group....Joey Sunshine, right? Or was it Armageddon? No wait.....Prospect....? Remy Ma is gone......R.I.P. Big Pun.....regardless......there comes a time when Fat Joe has to give up the drug talk and settle down in Miami.....

Look, just how 50 (Cent) is getting a bit wack(ish) speaking non-stop about gangster violence (come on Fif.....we don't believe you anymore....you're up there with Oprah Winfrey-like money).....Fat Joe is the same with his tough talk......sure, you laid your hands on Papoose....but just stop it....make a few records here and there but invest in an executive job....shucks, you may have been able to save Roc-La-Familia if given the opportunity.....

Joey, be easy...for hip-hop's sake, kid.

Little Man

(laugh)

Contemplating on whether or not I should have titled this posting "Pause" it's only necessary I keep it a hundred with folks and get out the nitty gritty.

Fellas, shorties.....keep yourself "clean." Saving errryone the hairy (pun intended) details, I have to say....from the front to back (Tip style).....there is truly a special feeling about being "free."

(laugh)

From thinking I could pull a Fonze and keep it styled back in my middle school days to having a wifey with errrrything 'perfect' except her "Queen of the Jungle" down under side...man oh man.....Gilette and shaving cream it all....fo' real fo 'real.

Sure, this may be a tough subject for some folks to continue reading and I may have lost a few readers from the second sentence onward, but the bottom line is....when it comes to sexual partners, or just rolling dolo for the comfort, there's no bigger compliment to give ol 'girl or ol' boy than smmmmmoooothness.

It got so bad with wife from up above that I had to tell her I wanted to put my initial in the 'special' area just so I could "Stripes" shave it all off fo' her and then make a crooked "C."

Wow, I say all of this to get one point across.....while the glory is usually found in one another's "genitals" it's more so what surrounds 'em that can either make or break a relationship.....as funky as it sounds, it's true.....

You keep it ucky....well, believe you me......while it may not be the first day, or second day....shucks, maybe not even within the first month....but the issue will emerge itself.....so be prepared.....otherwise, grab the clippers, shaving cream and double click Soulja Boy's "Swag On" while you turn yourself into the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Clean. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (laugh)

Dumb Struck

"Sister Sister"

(silence)

Wow.

Raided

Not able to choose whether I wanted to roll with "Tomb Raider" or "Angelina Jolie," I decided to go with a 2-for-1 type of ordeal. (laugh)

From knocking out at least six hours of Tomb Raider: Underworld playing over the weekend via the good ol' Playstation 3, I must say.....the kid has been in "cyber" love with Lara Croft since the first Playstation. (laugh)

Eh...if Asher Roth can get away with 'Cartoon Chick,' then I should be able to pull this off, right? (laugh)

Something about havin' a shorty with non-blonde (sorry Paris) hair gun-totting (sorry Pamela) and poppin' them thangs while going through mad areas of beautifully scenic areas without so much as getting a scar...man oh man.....I'm hooked. (laugh)

Then taking all of those characteristics and throwin' 'em together for "Tomb Raider" the movie..(and sequel)...with none other than Angelina Jolie (which, despite closeness in breasts, does lack the 'fatty')....say word, a true gamer's dream, right? (laugh)

While talks of another Tomb Raider film being in the works is currently on the table along with the franchise having recently been purchased....I'm not too sure what the future holds fo' both my virtual "Lara Croft" and Angelina Jolie's fictional representation of ol' girl...but regardless, both held down the roles incredibly and I'm still hooked...owwwwwwww!

Cased Up

(laugh)

I go back and forth than a statement from Nasty Nas, but fo' real fo' real, I must give respect when it's due...and ol' girl Cassie has it locked, stocked and smoking....(laugh)

Something about her calm demeanor and overall beauty has even made me consider copping the album on the low-low (via www.albumhunt.com, of course)....but just being on the "Bad Boy Entertainment" label along with having an ability to toss out a couple of hits erry now and again.....it still makes me wonder why Diddy hasn't used her full potential (pause) at this point....

Sure, most folks have heard the rumors (and confirmations, I believe) of her and Diddy having a crazy sexual relationship behind the scenes, but at the end of the day, take that out the story and 'spect ol' girl's beauty...not too sure how 'tall' she is, but come on.....Cassie could easily model her way into a better contract or side money on the err....'side.' (laugh)

Therefore, with her being a year under me....I must say......'aaammmmn, Cassie can get it.......

(Wait, Ryan Leslie was with ol' girl too.....hhhmmm.....)

Rachel's Complex

(laugh) Granted, I am usually a hundred percent (vs. 100 percent) when it comes to my photo gathering, but I must say....."Complex.com" stole the show with this Rachel Ray image...(laugh)

If folks have been funking with the blog for a lil' bit by now, you'd remember my infatuation with the "Food Network" channel, even more so Rachel Ray's segment...from being brought up in upper New York to her silly swag (and on the low donka-donk)....shorty can get it....

(laugh) True, true......I know, ol' girl has a hubby, but when you peep her overall look from above...(laugh)..."C-l-a-s-s-i-c" is the only word coming to my mind....sure, I'm pretty positive ol' girl can't spin a tune but her excitement and laid back attitude mixed with, "I'ma show you how to do this, son" swag had me fiendin' for a white..err...Italian.....now wait, Hispanic....ummm...chea type-of-girl. (laugh)

For official purposes, I do believe ol' girl is Italian....although....with a "fatty" (sorry for the vulgar wording, errryone) like "that," man oh man......Hispanic was the first thought coming to my mind....fo' real fo' real.

Ill Na Na

Man oh man.....blame it on her being "deaf" issues (wasn't that really a publicity stunt though) or say it's the label situation....regardless, Foxy Brown is still one of my most favorite emcees to see rapping and posed....

Dumb silly illy...(hence her name, right)? Sure, who wouldn't want to see ol' girl engage in a sex tape 'long side Lil' Kim, but keeping things a hundred, in a world where the lighter you are the 'sexier' you are, I've always loved Foxy's dark complexion......

She reps it so well, too.......shucks, even Biggie had complexity issues with the women he messed with:

-Charli Baltimore

-Faith Evans

-Lil' Kim (wait...did she get lighter?)

'gardless.......Foxy has always stayed true to herself and is possibly one of the only females in the rap game I could see myself really wifin' if given the opportunity...shucks, even Charles Hamilton admitted it....

"It ain't nothin' like a Brooklyn girl......"

(laugh)

Ahhh.....I gotta let the photo breathe....take my words for what they're worth, but let ol' girl shine a lil' bit....ahhhhh....

The D-Low

Blaming or citing my two years at "Benihana" (Japanese restaurant) during my freshman and sophomore years at Rutgers cannot be justified for my infatuation with Asian women.....fo' real fo' real....sure, you always see 'em here and there in music videos and along a fella or two in public, but the kid (Go Cyrus Go) has a thing for 'em.......sure, I've had a few (single digit numbers, don't get carried away) wrapped around my side for a good amount of relationships, but I just could never wonder 'why' I was/am so drawn to 'em....

Sure, I've always held my Black and Hispanic women as the highest points on the chain, but the Asian women have always been the underdogs to me....something about 'em has always attracted me a bit more than I would usually expect.....

Granted, this is beginning to sound like my homie from "White Castle" with the 'Asian Fever' references, but fo' real fo' real....I must say......one shorty I never fully pursued (most likely because my wifey at the time was her boss.....ouch), "Mi-Yuki" (Fo' real Fo' real....real name, no gimmicks for sake of an over exaggerated example)......was dumb silly nice...sure, her voice was kinda corny..but man oh man...when she gave me props on my fitted cap back during those "Benihana" days and I then found out she was a fitted FIEND along with a "Jordans-only" type of shorty.....

SMH....................

Ever want to 'not' be in a relationship but 'want' to be in it at the same time? Luckily that wasn't me, but I sure did want to know how it felt to ride with ol' girl.....shucks, not biggin' myself up too much......I know, for a fact, we could have linked, but eh......live and learn.......back to the task at hand....it's the unexpected instances of 'illy-ness' which draws me to Asians....from Chinese, Japanese, Filipina, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian....shucks, errry last one of 'em....something about their delicate but 'say word, fo' real fo' real' nature of a select few has me wondering if there are a few capable of having more swagger than me on the low, low......

(laugh)

Hence the image above...."I see you..."

Owwwwwwwww!

Double Trouble

(laugh) Sure, it wasn't too long ago I had this same image up....but fo' real fo' real.....I won't lie.....after 15 some odd years, I can't fake the funk anymore....I'm sprung over Mary-Kate and Ashley.......(although, I'm thinkin' Ashley is the one who could 'get it' the most.....awkward, yes, I know....).

Even when my big homie Kelvin had told me back in highschool, 'Yo dawg, they're our age....and they look good...' (laugh) I just blamed it on his jungle fever tendencies, but taking a strong examination-like look a few years later...yerp, ol' boy was right.........

"aaaammmnnnnnnnn shorties can get it."

Fo' real fo' real....sure, they had to get their money right back when VHS was today's Blu-Ray discs, but grown and sexy.......just peep their boob-to-boob u-n-i-t-y (that spells unity!) pose up above......

Either I'm determined to gamble on which one folds to Playboy first or at least get an opportunity to get an autograph prompting me to say....'Yeah, y'all are aiight' just so I could somehow throw them the curve ball to have 'em tell their body guard to toss me in the back room groupie-style and await 'pon their arrival. (laugh)

Yes, "Mary Kate & Ashley" have made me resist watching re-runs of "Full House" on late nights or Google Image 'em pre-2000. (laugh)

Yerp......call me the director of an old-school "Double Mint Gum" commercial, 'cause I'm fiendin' (okay, a bit of an exaggeration if I may say so myself.....) fo' ol' girls......fo' real fo' real.....(peep "Weeds" season 3 for a more up-to-date visual of Ashley....or is it Mary-Kate...? Hhhmm....)

Sweet Smell

(laugh)

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Sure, I could hype things up 'long the lines of a "Kenny Powers," 'I'm back, baby' type of thing, but realistically, there's too much going on for me to promise (for the time being) of my staying on the daily blog tip......of course it "will" get back to that veddy veeeeddy soon, but just flow with me fo' right now.....

"I love girls, girls, girls girls......"

Yerp, I do......and what better way to come back after nearly a week absence than with a line-up of girls, right? Granted, there is a sliver of my reading audience who may be females, but regardless.......take this as my homage to women....from your natural beauty to the swagger of swaggerness 'bout you.....it's errrrything you do to keep a fella sticking it out with those $30/month pornography (Bang Bros!) subscriptions and infatuation with previewing the 'Eye Candy of the Month' in XXL Magazine.....

Who better to lead the way than ol' girl.....my boo, "La La" (He Got Game).....Naturel.......The Rundown.......Ms. Men in Black II....ahhh, fo' get it....

Rosario.....

Yup....blame it on every last aspect of her steez.....she's been on the screen saver for just over a year now.......dumb silly illy.....just peep her facial expression above....more so a mix of, "What the funnnnnk?" and "Owwwwwwwwwwwww" combined, right?

(laugh) I look at ol' girl and wonder if I should bet my chances on linking up with her or settle for a Washington Heights look-a-like......(laugh)

'gardless......she's the illest of illy.....from swagger to nerd-boy style (her love of 'Star Trek', appearance in Clerks II, etc...)........get chur money boo and keep up lovin' your life.....ahhhhh......confessions of a blogger...gotta love it.

I'm Ready

The NBA Play-Offs are approaching...get ready....I have a feeling it's going to be a wild one this year...owwwwwwww.

Gettin' Ugly

Wow....I must say....finally taking the time to finish up "Casino Royale" yesterday....the homie Daniel Craig.....actually.....was good.

I can't believe I'm actually saying those words especially since it was such a big deal when I learned Pierce Bronsman (or is it "Brosman?") wasn't returning as Bond........but to see homie Craig step into the scene...(laugh).....I couldn't believe how many 'ugly' jokes I heard.....but all in all......he killed it, fo' real fo' real.....from the acting to Bond's physical shape....errrything was in tack.

The fitted gets tipped in his direction......now if only I could decide whether to put "Quantum of Solace" on Netflix or save time by watching it via OVGuide.com....hhhhhmmm......(laugh)

Deuces

Homie looks mad suspect up above, but the message still remains the same....you have to know when to deuce (peace out) with someone.....whether long or short term....folks have to be given the proper space when a situation presents itself....

Now my lil' homie (fill in the blank) is my DUDE....fo' real fo' real....but he's been swagger jackin' my lingo and steez errryday. I'm talking about if I'm saying something is "Dope" less than 72 hours later, homie is name dropping "dope" dumb silly hard......if I am referencing my man Killa Cam.....he misinterprets and begins calling errrything "killa!" (laugh)

Look, bottom line......if folks are swagger jackin' you......you just gotta give 'em space to think about their actions....(laugh)

Sounds like an urban "Breakfast Club," huh?

You're still my homie (fill in the blank), but you're on time out "with" the hat in a corner...ouch....

Classic

Awwwwww.....good ol' "Star." Not sure if too many folks are familiar with the big homie..but Star is truly one of the most needed radio personalities for New York Radio...now don't get me wrong....."Big Boy" and his neighborhood have got my respect, but as far as having a crown holder for the Big Apple? Geesh, come on.....we want "that ol' thing back."

Ed Lover is sounding a bit like he is headed in the Wendy Williams direction while Miss Jones has been long gone......but good ol' Star and Bucwild.....man oh man......if you've never heard of ol' boy, then either a Google search or YouTube search would serve its purpose...but let me tell you.......having been a fan of Howard Stern back in the day much like I was with Maxim Magazine.......Star came through 'round January 2005 and gave me an educated urban twist much like how King Magazine stole me......same platform, different presentations........

Something about hearing him, you just felt as though he was bringing up arguably good points errryday.....with a website looking kinda suspect and rumors of his return to radio coming any day now....we're waitin' Star....objective hate all day.....

(laugh)

Ahhhhh...the blog is so illy......flow with me.

B.I.G. Mack

Shout-out to the lil' homie "DJ Bomba...." When "Notorious had dropped in mid-January, I was looking errrywhere for this screen shot.....the classic Diddy promotional/marketing move of promoting Biggie Smalls and Craig Mack with the "B.I.G. Mack" item.....

Now, I can't recall what exactly was on the inside, but my homegirl Felicia told me the design is exactly how it looks above, but on the inside it was a demo tape with a track listing and the actual smell of a hamburger.

(laugh) It's funny to see how innovative folks can be.....from having worked in the promotional department at Capitol Records, it makes me wonder what a few sprinkles of Diddy's mind (pause) could have done for the entire floor......pure genius if you ask me.....fo' real fo' real....

"Notorious" drops soon, watch out!

Dumb Silly Dumb Calling

(laugh) I always get slightly tea kettle-type heated when radio shows or even a few television programs try to do a throwback "Jerky Boys" segment aiming to prank phone call folks...

However, I must say....(laugh)...."Crank Yankers" can get it.....hilarious. While waiting for my 12 AM to 1 AM double header of "Frasier," I got the board out for a lil' channel surfing and came across it.....(laugh).....I knew it was funny from back a few years ago when I had seen full versions of it....but the artistic expression and ability to make fans kinda see what each caller was doing....from the hand gestures, confused facial expressions to the background shots and action.....man oh man...hilarious to say the least.

Therefore, I must tip the fitted in its direction....not sure if it was picked up elsewhere, but for the years it lasted on Comedy Central.....shucks, I wish I had picked up on it 'cause it's truly the rebirth of my "Jerky Boys" days...fo' real fo' real. (laugh)

I Really Mean It

I've taken some time over the weekend and come up with a final, definitive answer....

Cam'ron's "I Really Mean It" has to be my absolute favorite record....even more specific, it's the best record he's ever done alongside Jim Jones...hearing the backtalk and gritty Jones spittin' in the background to Cam's lines....

"F*ck it, bucket by Osh Kosh B'Gosh.....see what I just did, take a few bars off, let Just live..." -Killa

I could honestly go all day with classic quotes from the record...but I had to put up this video...although it's not the song in its entirety, it is the actual portion they did at the end of the music video for "Dipset Anthem." (laugh) If you can, lose yourself with Cam and Jimmy.....too classic......man.....those 2002 summer days were unforgettable....fo' real fo' real.

Sam Cooke

Word to my big brother Sam Cooke....headed into the final month at my current crib..ahhhhh....change is coming.....owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I Do It For Hip-Hop

(laugh) I can't recall which particular website I lifted this from...but errrytime I look at this image, I'm reminded of hip-hop's essence...fo' real fo' real...

Sure, it looks a bit suspect and maybe not the 'best' of entrees, but seeing the duck sauce, plastic container and assumption of Chinese fried rice in the other container, it makes me feel like I'm back as a kid again 'round 1993 listening to Naughy By Nature on "Yo MTV Raps." (laugh) Honestly, I can't recall if the MTV program was still on and poppin' 'round '93...but the same concept applies.

Maybe it's just me, but I feel no matter how wealthy I may be, there is nothing capable of having me fall back on "tradition..." Sure, the jerseys may get exchanged for button-ups and the chain may be getting tucked in nowadays, but overall......"I'm so hooooood" (laugh), well, not really....but the tradition and essence of what hip-hop has come to mean for myself is found in these lil' plastic Chinese food containers and it's something I've cherished since my early childhood......order up!

(laugh)

Yes, "order up" was dumb silly corny, fo' real fo' real.

Mr. Jefferson

Look, I'm not using my blog(spot) as a platform for gossip or to toss out jabs, but I must say.....Flo Rida's hairline cannot go unnoticed anymore.

At first I didn't mind....he was slingin' dope ringtone raps alongside T-Pain with "Low" but now.....the "never-rockin'-a-fitted" rapper has gone to an entirely new level with his dome...(PAUSE)...

Something about feeling as though there's a combination of shark and recession going on....I mean, I can't be bugging, can I? Granted, I do take notice to small things...but with the thin hairlines looking like a "Great Depression" graph on both sides....er.......Flo.....sooner than later you're going to have to go with a Ne-Yo cut or cop a Florida State fitted cap...fo' real fo' real....

Dreamin'

Ahhh.....Christina Milian (spelled right?) is really dippin' low with The-Dream of all people. Now, while this photo has been circulating throughout the Internet like spam messages, I must say.....wow.....

(laugh)

Something about seeing The-Dream with the shirt and fitted is fine with me...but the shorts?

(SILENCE)....

Yerp....he just killed himself. This photo officially goes into the category of "SMH" alongside the 2006 image of Jay-Z rockin' the open toe sandals which Cam'ron called him out on...(laugh)

Eh, I'm all for relationships, but with the borderline bikini shorts AND your wifey is Christina M....? No excuses....come on Dream.....fo' real fo' real? Not even R&B fellas can get away on this account.....man oh man....

(laugh)

Sittin' On Top of the World

My apologies for the confusion...(laugh)...quite a few folks thought I was in New York's West 4th section trying to make a bootleg flick of "Scarface..." (laugh) Naaah man, but this is a cut off of Rick Ross' upcoming album "Deeper Than Rap...."

All corrections officer jokes to the side, I must say.....Ross' raps/lyrics are straight......c-r-a-c-k......I mean that in the most vaguest of senses though.....dumb silly "addictive." From production to wordplay, Ross can actually make you fall back and 'spect errrything he spits.......sometimes you have to take the bad (50 Cent's onslaught at destroying his career) with the good (incredible lyricism).....and just keep it moving......

This record has been stuck in my head since I was at the listening session and seeing Ross pulling the Stevie Wonder look wavin' his head 'round and 'round with a glass of champagne in his hand just sealed the deal.......this goes 'long with my "Good Life" feeling.....ahhhh.....flow with it, subtract the theater-like feeling and lose yourself in the sound...ahhhhh......deuces!

Hold Up Wait A Minute 'Wind Me Up

Be easssssssy....yes, my apologies for the wild typing.....I normally try to avoid placing extra emphasis on words with the excessive letters, "quotation marks" and capitalization....but I cannot stress the rapid pace of folks cutting their dreads....while I may be going off on a limb...I must bring out a very vital (cwwazy important point...)

If we look at the numbers....more times than not...folks are actually under-performing when they lose the additional hair...(with the exception of my cousin of course, Mike Bibby....)

*Busta Rhymes......post-dreads...
-Joins Aftermath but fails to do Jigga numbers with "The Big Bang Theory"

*Jermain O'Neal...post braids.....
-Pacers look more fit, but a couple (Toronto, Miami) trades later...still lookin' "ehhhhh ehhhhh ehhhhhhhh"

*Chamillionaire.....post corn rows.....
-Went from riding dirty to looking into early rap retirement....'I gotta hit a homerun with this next one or else I'm done....'

*Allen Iverson/Ben Wallace/Carmelo Anthony
-SMH............

*Young Buck post braids.....
-"I was wrong...(sniff...cry...sniff)......" leads to "Young Buck is no longer in G-Unit...." -50 Cent

Just saying....when it comes down to it.....sure, there's always time for change.....but when you've accomplished a good amount of things throughout your career.....changing these things could really hurt your pockets.....would you switch bats in the middle of the seventh ending after hitting 8 home runs...

Just some food for thought...shucks, I'll even do the dishes......

Good Life 2009

Kanye West - Good Life from universalmusicgroup on Vimeo.

Ahhhhh.......what better time than now, right?

Granted, I know errryone is going through their own respective highs and lows, but at the end of the day, nothing is more important than having something to be motivated by.....hence, my insertion of Ye's "Good Life...."

From personal experience (I keeeps it sooo gully and real, flow with me!)......this song is dumb silly strong and important......keeping things a hundred.....I really didn't funk with this track when Ye dropped his "Graduation" back 'round September 2007 mostly due to my association with Mr. GGG GGGG Ggggunit, but 'gardless......mom dukes was not "in-between" jobs, but she really couldn't take the gig she was at.....long story short, a lil' funkery (you already know what I'm implying) was taking place at a company she helped really build and in return they tossed her a lil' Bobby Jackson (Sacramento Kings' days) de-motion which led to 'sad but inspired' days of her looking to take her skills to another spot....

Well, after a few months (from early summer through 'round October 31st when she got the "dream job".....), she had landed her new gig (that she's still killin' and doin' it and doin' it and doin' well at to date) and whenever we got in the whip together, Funkmaster Flex would be playin' Ye's "Good Life," and with tears in her eyes of happiness and me experiencing the relief she had from being able to peace out "that" spot for "this" spot..ahhhhh......I fell in love with the record.....

Something about being motivated....hearing this record, it reminds me of going through whatever 'struggle' folks may be going through and using the energy to reach and achieve...er......"achievements" despite any odds or competition resting ahead of you...nah mean?

"And now my Grandmama ain't the only one callin' me ba-by......"

Ahhhh..........I'm in that mood, you there yet?

Flow with me folks......take it for what it's worth....regardless of your current position, cherish knowing the future is a breath away and "every passing moment is a chance to turn it all around...." (Word to "Vanilla Sky" on that quote....)

Man oh man....my leather's so soft on a Saturday night.......(laugh)

You Smell Me?

Ahhh.....Jimmy Jones. Capo. Byrd Gang frontman....call 'em whatever you want but just don't call ol' homie "broke."

Despite doing a posting either related to Jim or Cam('ron) errry few weeks, I still can't get over my infatuation with one of Dipset's most outspoken and hilarious character not counting Cam.

I guess it's when Killa stepped out of the limelight for a cool few years and allowed Jim to step up to the plate.....with everything on paper, it would have seemed as though Juelz Santana should have exploded onto the scene with his track record of hits..however, good ol' "We Fly High (Ballin')" took over the game....

Say he can't do Jigga numbers or say he's too big headed, but regardless......Jimmy's swag is dumb silly high...I'm talking a hundred, thousand, trillion...(word to 'Ye)...

I just laugh because Jim's relationships (industry and personal) have really been exposed as of lately and when you look back......dude really was behind a lot of big things....

Jimmy x (peep list below):

Dame Dash

Lil Flip

T.I.

Ludacris

Diddy

50 Cent (word to his appearance at Fif's 5 Borough Tour in '07)

The Game

etc, etc, etc.....

Those are just a few heads off the top coming to my mind....then I start thinking 'bout errryone he's thrown, or rather lunged disses at...both in interviews and records....

Jim Jones vs. (peep list below):

Max B

Kanye West

Jay-Z

Nas

Mase

(laugh)....but even better than that? Or rather the main reason behind my infatuation with Jimmy?

His quotations.....

"Smell me? I'll do it to you duke...you better have some of them boys with badges...you going to church? Good, 'cause that's the name of my album, 'On My Way To Church', I'ma see you...'" (Hot 97 Phoner with Mase July 2004)....

(laugh)

Man oh man.......it's a wrap.....Cam gets the nod due to really laying the groundwork, but Jimmy has the game on smash......from Internet videos to stepping up his Twitter game......watch out.....

Oh and say word, Jimmy KILLED the "Day & Nite" Kid Cudi record too...fo' real fo' real....:



Fo' real fo' real...he'll do it to you, duke.....

Slept On

Hands down...

Meteor Man > Hancock

Say what you want, but "Meteor Man" laid the groundwork for urban super hero flicks to date. While folks will call the kid cwwwwazy and think I'm bugging, peep the flick (the whole entire movie is on YouTube).....something about the non-stop cameos, hilarious lines and overall feel/humor/realness/etc......errrything fell in to place so well.

I can't even stop name dropping erryone who is featured in the film....from Eddie Griffin and Bill Cosby to Don Cheadle and James Earl Jones....the movie has credentials for days....even the soundtrack was dope....with MC Hammer (come on, homie was illy 'round the time period) and Michael Jackson cuts.....it made folks actually fall in love with the production....

Even the "Simon says" had me rolling back in the day.....and then you toss in (peep scene above) the over-the-top drug usage and selling via cocaine? (LAUGH) Too classic.....I'm telling you.....in this time and era, there's no way you could do what "Meteor Man" did and get a PG and PG-13 rating....fo' real fo' real.....

Ahhhhh.......too hilarious.

It's Gotta Be The Shoes

With time as an issue right now, I'm yanking (pause) quite a few YouTube videos...I figure, shucks...we're headed into the weekend, why not right?

Michael Jordan x Spike Lee. Easily one of the best retail couples since those Radio Shack commercials with Teri Hatcher and ol' boy football player (I keep forgetting his name....).

Something about seeing Brooklyn represented in lil' ol' Spike Lee always makes me feel, goooooood. (laugh) Fo' real fo' real.....folks take him for granted, but the groundwork he's laid out from "Do The Right Thing" all the way to John Leguizamo's stage project "Freak" up to the mega success he received from "Inside Man."

Errrrrything was incredibly dope and continues to be fascinating (Whoa....) for the true New York heads and urban heads in general.

While Jordan's legacy got a lil' chopped and screwed since thinking he could pull a "4-5" again with the Wizards....Spike has always been seen and considered the underdog, so it's more for homie to "win" rather than put up a few bricks...("She Hate Me," etc.)...

Ahhh......I won't lie though, despite the commercial being illy, I can't see myself back in the early '90s....something about remembering those funky pizza lunches and having a lil' beef with my Italian elementary school teachers in Rome, New York always makes me feel like I was the "Roger" (from 'Doug') of my time....(laugh)

William Roberts aka Rick Ross aka Officer Ricky

Whatever you wish to call him, just make sure you don't call him wack. (laugh) Apologies once again for the "now you see me, now you don't" postings on the blog, going left and right these past few weeks....hang in there!

For those of us stuck inside the hip-hop world, it's hard to avoid this constant battle going on between Rick Ross and 50 Cent. From "monkeeeeey" references to sex tape leaks, it's been getting ugly like Bubba Sparxxx 'round 2002, but nonetheless....it's made a lot of folks pay closer attention to the music.

I won't lie, when the information and denials (after denials after denials) regarding his corrections officer past continued to appear, I fell back a little bit from Rick Ross. As most folks would say, 'Dude should have just admitted it, yo.' I feel the same way, fo' real fo' real, but when you take an examination glass to Ross' music, flow and production........

Insert: "Whooooooooooooooo kiidddddddddd" (laugh)

Something along those lines is the reaction I have. While the video up above looks like I went straight to '99 with my camera inside a movie theater, it's actually from Ross' listening session earlier this week (shout-out to Dopeness!) where he played out nine cuts from his upcoming album but played 'em to mafia flicks......for each track there was a movie to accompany it too.....I must admit, it was a dope concept and I couldn't help but laugh hearin' erryone chanting, "Booossss" throughout....

At the end of the day, I see it like this.....the battle is entertainment but when it comes to lyrical content and overall sound, Ross has it. Sure, say his rhymes are fabricated, but with about 85 percent of the lines you hear in today's (and yesterday's) rap music, do you really believe most of it anyway?

Give him your 'spect at the very least...."son can spit." (laugh)

Fo' real fo' real....

No More

Oh, how fast things may change...what was once held as a great challenge continued to become modified and switched around 'til I just came to terms and said to myself, "Nah, yo....."

The 15 in 12 with 1 is being held off indefinitely...yerp, I know I know...crazy, right? (laugh)

Granted, it's likely going to pick right back up dumb silly soon, but with a move on the horizon and preserved energy being placed in other directions rather than...

"What up, what's happpeeenin, how you doing.....?"

(laugh) I know, not even three months from New Year's 2009 and the kid is throwing in the towel...well, at least on the 'bright side,' there is potential for it to pick back up come this summer.....which I'm sure it will....but baby oh baby.....big things are really poppin' 'round my neck of the woods.....stay tuned!

Broke No Joke

I must admit, my big homie "Jesse Gissen" (XXLMag.com) may have a valid point.....a majority of rappers' best material seems to stem from when they're broke....fo' real fo' real....

At first the statement nearly sounds ludicrous, but when taken into careful consideration.....it actually does apply to a majority of rappers.....of course there are exceptions, but the overall thoughts of "hunger for more" really seems evident in most artists' first projects...

Jay-Z's Reasonable Doubt

Nas' Illmatic

Ludacris' Back For The First Time

However, you must always look at the entire spectrum of things too....

Jay-Z's Blueprint

Nas' Stillmatic

Ludacris' Release Therapy

While the argument of making "great" music when they're 'poor' or maybe financially unstable could be valid, nothing is more true than most artists going 50/50 as they do make more money and are able to articulate the things they come into contact with and are able to make even better music as they grow and paper stack....

T.I.'s Paper Trail

Common's Be

Kanye West's Late Registration

Ahhhhhh.......hip-hop debates, you really gotta love 'em.....

Floetry

Granted, the image is hilarious to say the least....but it's something I've noticed.....with the inauguration of Barack Obama.....errryone seems a bit...more.....happy.

Of course "happiness" is an understatement when you consider the great achievement and record setting standard Barack put up....but I mean....Bill Clinton, to me, was as 'cool' of a president I thought we would ever have...at least in my lifetime, and then ol' boy comes through with the Mid-West swing, owwwwww.....and pulled a "takeover" in the politics world...

From hip-hop comparisons to leaders up there like Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. mixed with a lil' John F. Kennedy.....Barack really is a great image to have up in office....I still can't get over though how much he's impacted hip-hop though....

With "My President is Black" to 'Ignite the people like Obama,' you hear his name tag being dropped so often throughout the music and even my big brother DJ Drama has coined himself "Barack O'Drama," (LAUGH).....come on, fo' real fo' real?

It's such a beautiful movement, wouldn't you agree?

Time Keeps Passing By

Shucks, who would have known May 3rd would have turned into March 17th so fast, huh? Yup yup....things are moving at an incredibly fast pace nowadays...well, for most people at least....

Although I've said it via the YouTube postings, I must say again....all my "stalker" girlfriends and fans, please keep in mind....the move is officially on...(laugh) Get your stalker game up, 'cause we outta, outta outta here baby....

I'll save "that" posting for another time.....maybe with the "Pop Champagne" record playing in the background or as the main image I write about moving with.....hip-hop heads, I must say.....the past weekend I "forced" myself not to pop in one of nearly an infinite selection of rap tracks and decided, since we had to go look at the first crib, to put on those "smooth" non-rap albums....

Ahhhh.....as you can see above, Sade set the tone.....from Deep Forest and Stevie Wonder to Sade and Shabba Ranks.....it was just a great, relaxing feeling....

Long story short....time doesn't stop....no matter what the situation is or how serious folks may feel a certain time is.....so use it to your advantage, stealing her lines, 'cherish the day' and 'flow' with things, nah mean?

Ahhhhhh........utopia......come and get me.

The Art of War

And to think, it all started over...oh man, I already forgot the record Rick Ross used three parts to mention 50 Cent over....man....Maybach Stories? (laugh) Anyway, I say that to say this.....(along with the dope title).....Go Cyrus Go (pulling a Cam'ron versus Mase)....is back (soon) after catching up on the hour which keeps escaping me...regardless....keeping things moving.....be careful....the "past," although it's long and gone, is always a click away......

Fo' real fo' real....

Ahhh.....feels so good to type! (laugh)

That Ol' Thing Back

Ahhhh...my Atlanta Hawks....after doing some careful thought and placing my loyalty with the Knicks to the side, I must say....ever since my cuzo Mike joined the squad, I've been an Atlanta Hawks fan ever since....something about homie running the point as Joe Johnson drains 'em from outside and Josh Childress brings a force down low has inspired me to take my admiration for the squad online....

Shout-out to "B!" since homie has still yet to defeat the team (well, still hasn't one more than one game in '09..ouch, B!), but friend aside....it's taking the squad online to take on defenders ranging from Rugrats to Grumpy Old Men with headsets.....win streaks galore, however....I must say, last night was a takeover...

Trying to regain myself after having my streak broken at 6 games straight, I got on with a lil' 13 (I assume) year old who felt it was necessary to talk greasy...now, keep in mind, I'm a focused player.....sticks, stones, words..yada yada yada......so hearing homie talk was nothin'.....

However, he got on his Problem Child 2 act and started wilding out with the "Pause" and Time-outs and so on......all this combined to leave me at a 22-4 score at the end of the first quarter...I couldn't believe it......now never the one to fall from a challenge, by two minutes into the second quarter, I had to pull a "Runtelldat" on homie and power off the machine...(laugh)

I say all of that to say this....challengers, come and get me... "CyrusKLanghorne" ...I'm running and gunning erry night and guarantee another win streak to come! (laugh)

Summer Look

(laugh) Granted, I have taken the time to peep LL's fit book.....in which I must say was dumb silly corny and I couldn't even take a single page serious.....but overall, the kid is getting ready to pull off his "summer" body look....

No, you won't catch me in the G-Unit bra strap tank tops or even rockin' the open toed sandals....but rather, the push-ups and walks added up, there will be a more "fit" and "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" look to the kid...nah mean?

Overall, I look at it like this.....if you were stripped of all your clothes and ended up warped in another time and/or the future.....imagine folks being astonished by your nude self but rather because you're packin' heat, err..."muscles" rather....

(laugh)

I know, I know....I'm losin' folks with this posting....long story short, if you're going to be wifey material for the kid, get your jogging session on! (laugh)

Sweet Memories

Ahhhh......still cherishing my experience at the legendary Apollo Theater.....now, this may be jumping the gun, but I must say....whether it's for a hip-hop event or to watch a movie screening.....if you're ever able to check out the historic Harlem spot for some evening gig, do it......

I cannot even begin to describe how comfortable and organized the spot was.....granted, the hip-hop atmosphere allowed women to have their breasts poked out and fellas with their fitted caps tilted at a 45 degree angle...but still, to experience a real theater with an urban twist...man oh man....you know it's illy when you have ushers 'round the entire building from the elevator to the rows......just an incredibly illy overall feel to such an iconic spot...

Even crazier than the ushers and other set-ups is the bathrooms.....dumb silly nice....basically, I felt as though I were using something out of Hugh Hefner's "Playboy" mansion......from the spray soap to marble-like floor.....

Ahhhh.......sweet memories, fo' real fo' real....

Therefore, Apollo is easily co-signed but if you can ever make it out thurr....don't sleep on it, go!

Rap Villains

Lex Luther = Cam'ron

Just a comparison, nah mean? (laugh) Seriously though....I still remember a few months back speaking with a few fellas about how the "streets" miss Killa.....the conversation was along the lines of,

"Word, n*ggas been saying they miss Cam for a minute now...."

Well, no excuses, homie is back in full effect...it's honestly to the point where he's come back with new material, new videos and new swag...well, then again.....same swag as he's always had......but still bugging out over seeing the big homie last weekend.....I can assure you one thing, he gets crazy love in New York City....Harlem's own.....

Although Jim(my) Jones has stole a lot of light since Cam's A.W.O.L. move, it's Cam who does the interviews where he acts too smooth to be lying although you really can't believe errrything he's saying, nah mean?

Crime Pays drops this May....Killa Season 2 (straight to DVD) drops this summer and a few other projects are in store for the big homie....it's a good look, fo' real fo' real....50 and Jay are my dudes....but the need to have a 'bad' guy erryone likes is at an all-time high....shucks, even Jim Jones isn't looked at as 'that' bad anymore....Mr. Killa.......let me here some of those quotes....

"Ain't even no real rap money in music, I just do it 'cause I'm nice..."

"Go buy that...."

"Ma, I've been huggin' the block..."

"Yo, listen B...."

Played

(laugh)

Something about doing a once weekly Google Image search of "Sexy girl PS3/PSP" is always satisfying to me.......not so much believing any of these (bootleg) models are actually fanatics of the systems, but more along the lines of posing with 'em....(laugh)

Just for the record, if you're dressed like this and playing a PSP.....you already lost. (laugh) I'm taking my PSP to the next level, fo' real fo' real...while downloading mad demos for the train rides was cool, I'm addin' up the UMD movies (Something About Mary, Mr. & Mrs. Smith), adding a nice selection of music (GG GGG GGGG-unit..), putting some good ol' wall paper images in thurr along with preparing myself to splurge a couple bucks on a few games....

Awwwww......nothing is more satisfying when you're crammed on a train around mad pedestrians "acting" as though they're reading than having a PSP in your hand, headphones secured and an episode of "Bang Bus" downloaded onto your lil' system....(laugh)

I'm at it again, owwwwwwwwwwww!

Who The Funk Is Keri Hilson

(laugh)

Hold up, wait a minute, 'wind me up!

Hilarious is the only word coming to my mind. Just for the records, "yerp!" I know, I know....I'm pulling Cam'ron's here and there with "now you see me" and "now you don't" via some of these posts, but big things poppin' over on my side of things...much more than the lil' Apollo jump-off...which, I must say, was equivalent to a wet dream (sorry folks) of Rosario Dawson...mad randomly, let me just say...I never had a wet dream growing up.....normal or just weird? Hhhmmm.....

(laugh)

Anyway, back to the task at hand...I've never been one to really stress R&B here nor there...(I'll save that fo' ol' girl (you already know) with the SOHH Soulful blog)....but this video clip really did have me rolling....

Call out his feminine swagger or overly confident tone of voice...but it's classic and hilarious to say the least....

You have to admit, if you roll with a particular artist, stick it out....loyalty at its' fullest...it reminds me of when Game was going at 50 Cent back in my "Cop errry piece of G-Unit clothing.....become 'G-Unit' boy...." days....(laugh)

Regardless, dumb silly funny...fo' real fo' real.....

SOHH On The Scene vs SOHH News

I'm trying to get that money, man, get that money man...yup.....

You can get with this......or you can get with that......pow!

Jadakiss x Fabolous x 112's Slim x Cam'ron

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.....are you in that mood yet? Fo' get the photos....I think folks stalking the "Go Cyrus Go" blog can salivate (chea?) from the below videos...I got a lil' Shanannanananaz with 112's Slim......a lil' L-Boogs with "F-a-b-o" (remember that one track we heard in the whip?)....and a lil' I'sha with "Mighty mighty D-Block"....oh, and of course, Maria......."Killa!!!!"

Sneak Peek

Photos and video to follow if all goes to as planned......(Jada's "gotta" do the laugh for me.....Fab will likely do a softie record for the ladies in the spot...)

Coming Coming

Notorious on "Blu Ray" is coming!!!

April 2009!!!

All Day Erryday

Without even a moment's hesitation, I'm a Coca-Cola guy everyday. No question....however, blame it on the 'Dew,' but I'm addicted to Mountain Dew....(a Pepsi product)....something about drinking it and feeling as though I'm doing something 'extreme' whether it be logging in a solid 45 minutes of NBA 2K9 or loading up clips in SOCOM....it's just an incredibly illy feeling and sensation I receive upon cocking the head back and splurging.....

Come to think about it.....I treat Mountain Dew how I used to treat "Surge" back when I was doing a solid '2' down in Florida in front of my Nintendo 64 and Mario Kart/Goldeneye.....(laugh)....man oh man.....it's Saturday and I'm doing cwwwazy tiny blurbs to catch me up-to-date......

All Smiles

I kept thinking who I could compare myself to, from the arrogant confidence to the overly overdone smiles....I would have to say I'm Yeezy....(Kanye West)....although, I do feel as though I'm more humble than the media paints him to be...

Something about how confident he always is makes me draw the instant comparison...but even scarier is the constant 'smiles'....from being squashed in the NJ Transit train to waiting in a line for a Ludacris concert....the kid is smiles.....

Ahhh.......yerp.

Eat Me

(laugh)

Well, not "literally" but the image is crazy. Just over a year ago I had done a posting discussing my fear of eating bananas in public and this image says it all.

Now there's nothing wrong with it and my 'peer pressure' has still yet to emerge during my lifetime, but I still can't call it when it comes to eating these fruit items....

(laugh)

I'll let the image tell the story....fo' real fo' real!

Blame It

Ahhhhhhh.....not sure if folks have seen this actual music video, but when you can place Ron Howard, Forest Whitaker, Samuel L. Jackson all in your video.....it's incredibly illy!

No question, this video gets my fitted tipped off in its recognition.....incredible!

The Game vs. Go Cyrus Go

Side note...I know, I know....cwwwazy busy, the blog will be on and poppin' cwwwazy soon!

"Yo, B!" Peep this video...turns out Game really "IS" the Number one dude from NBA 2K9..that "L-A-X" is him! Dawg, I gotta son him....maybe even add him as a friend so I can take him out in Socom or GTA IV! (laugh)

One More Time

Just for the records,

Warner Bros. > Disney

Bugs > Mickey

However, I must give props to the blown up rat (okay, "Mouse") getting down and dirty by paying homage to a classic hip-hop tradition...ahhh.....we're so global.

Natural Variety

Try something different!

(laugh)

Yerp, I can't even begin to tell you how much more open my mind has become since using a new kind of bath and body gel.....the flavor/scent?

Grapefruit.

It's bonkers because something as simple as changing up soaps can alert your mind, body and soul to an entire list of new things along with advanced perspectives. Sure, it sounds kinda crazy when you think about how much I'm co-signing changing up your daily routine, but it's much along the same lines as being more versatile and being more open to new ideas.

Some folks are too old fashions. Eggs, bacon and a side of hash browns for 50 straight years? Come on, you're telling me you can't toss in a few stacks of whipped cream laced pancakes, steak with fries, crepes, egg rolls, milkshakes and/or chicken burritos?

(laugh) Have some fun with it and try new things....even if it's something as simple as a grapefruit scented body wash...fo' real fo' real!

Illy

While despite having my Playstation 3 since last July, it wasn't until this past weekend of non-stop video game playing where I realized the full potential of my system along with the excitement over video game demos and trailers...

Hence, "Wanted" for the Playstation 3......from wanting to cop Tomb Raider: Underworld to having urges to find out how 'soon' God of War 3 will drop for the system, I must say.......I'm like a lil' kid again via a Super Nintendo.....(laugh)

Ahhhh.....get your PS3 games up to par, boooinnnng!

Sultry

Honestly?

No reason for posting this image other than wanting something to get "Monday" started off right......

Make it hot, baby, make it hot.....

Ice Ice Baby

As the snow continues to drop down 'round my neck of the woods, I must say.....with boxes beginning to become more and more packed downstairs, if there is one thing I learned, it's to "never" (ever ever ever evvver) move in the winter time..

Sure, some folks do it and it's fine.....(although it's likely they live south of Memphis), but for people around my area...man oh man....the weather being dumb silly cold around winter....whew.......

(laugh) Long story short, new "Go Cyrus Go: Moving" videos will be placed to the side 'til at least late March, early April.....

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (man)!

The Good, Bad and Ugly

The Good:
Stephon Marbury's chances of winning a championship have jumped from 0 to 8.

The Bad:
Stephon Marbury had an attitude with the Knicks the entire season, cost them a few lawsuits, pulled a few "Iverson's" 2000 era stunts and was not a good look for the New York squad.

The Ugly:
Stephon Marbury has lost complete respect in New York due to his giving the Knicks a hard time just to finally get out and join the Boston Celtics (arch rival), ending up a complete disgrace to not only the Knicks but his home area, Coney Island....

I'm In

Ahhhhhhhhhhh......get your (cyber) pistols and weapons cocked (PAUSE) and loaded....'cause Go Cyrus Go is officially laced up for "SOCOM"...

I must say, shout-out to Steve, this game is incredibly illy....not really one to support military-based games just due to the fact of the militant-minded people who get on and imagine they're really in World War 3, but as far as this game is concerned....

Rick Flair Insert: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

DJ Whoo Kid Insert: "WHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooo Kiidddddddd"

Starship Troopers Trailer Song: "Whooooooooooooooooooooo Wooooooooooooooooooooooo"

(laugh) Fo' real fo' real though......being an 'online-mode only' game, it was really worth the $35 and as far as graphics, headset capabilities along with "fun factor"?

Oh boy......I nearly started to shout, "What's your malfunction, sold-ier!?" to a few guys who kept "accidentally" shooting at the kid....

AHhhhh.....on my nerd boy video game type stuff again...gotta love it!

You Know I'm No Good

Nerp....I can't do it....my worst fear with fitted caps?

Receiving piles and piles of "white" ones.....sure, you can blame it on my lack of keeping them "So Crispy", but at the end of the day, I can't rock an all-white fitted cap mostly due to the fact of my various travels throughout the city, on a train, plan and automobile.....

Sure, there are times when it's late spring, early summer where an all-white cap could be the Angel Cake fluffy icing to an outfit, but as far as me taking the time to drop a solid $36 on one? Naaaah....it's not happening....

Why Go Cyrus Go make a posting on such an irrelevant issue?

Well, there are easily a handful of possible wifey-like shorties out thurr who may be looking to get in good with the kid......nah mean?

Word.

Word?

WORD!

(laugh)......all in my mind, I know I know....

Cyrus "Wackness" Langhorne

Yup, yup, YERP....just as I have solidified my admiration towards Nate Robinson by calling myself the "Nate Robinson" of SOHH.com, I'm going a bit further this time 'round by taking one of the 'worst' things to be called in hip-hop, "wack(ness)" and applying it to myself....

Yup, flow with me for a second. Just as many folks have found out "sick" and "illy" are now 'good' when speaking of various subjects and labeling something in the sense of 'good/bad', I have decided to take the term "wack" and apply it to myself....

By placing yourself as the most extreme of underdogs, I feel as though it's nothing but a great challenge to take on such a powerful expression and making it....."illy".....

Therefore, for every 'win' I receive (mega news story, dope interview, etc...), it will be a win for "The Wackness"....or, in other words, Go Cyrus Go.....

Yerp, yup, YERP!

(laugh)

Awwww........I have originality for days, catch up!