A simple non-stop journey through the mind of Cyrus; journalist exploring the expansive world of hip-hop, sports, fashion, style and everything else, from a sometimes one-sided but mostly 'open' and 'say word, son, word' perspective. Catch up!
No worries, the site is still running strong and my stories are getting stored up with more vivid descriptions....I just decided to take this seven day hiatus and explore....call it a "Week Off" or call it "Into The Wild," but I gotta zone out and live a lil' bit, yah mean?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................can you feel it, (in the air)?
Chea? Chea. Chea!
See you in '09 baby....harder and stronger (oh yeah) than I've ever been before!
Granted, I could have rolled with a "Vagina" or "Breast" cake...but I wanted to make a statement right herrrreeee. It finally struck my mind recalling a recent episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" when Larry loved this chocolate cake that actually turned out to be a penis.
(laugh)
I can't fake, the whole concept seemed bonkers...but then I thought about it....do we really allow our minds to become so one-sided and conceptual that we would pass up on something like this?
(laugh) Hold up, flow with me now.....think about it.....you're hungry, have ice cream and you're given this cake.....come on lil' homie, don't play tough....
Thinking about this situation, it also struck me that the phrase, "No Homo" has really become played out and just a sign of folks insecurity with themselves. Sure, I toss it out just to be funny every now and again, but think about it.....
Now, given the real thing, a dude could get shot or end up really hurt, but a cake or edible version of it? (laugh) Shucks, I think we have to let our minds roam free and not allow 'em to be subjected to falling into.."Well..that's a penis"....(laugh)....fo' real fo' real............
Maybe I'm losin' a few readers out there, but if you feel what I'm saying.....(and I'm not sayin' to go and cop a few holiday penis cakes.....whoa.....)........then have confidence in yourself and kick those insecurities out of your mind......nah mean?
Ahhhhhhhh.....this is the "only" reason why I could ever consider going back to California for "no reason" at all. (laugh) The crazy taste and style of "Del Taco"...now granted, most folks from outside that Western region may be unfamiliar with this fast food restaurant....but kinda make a fusion of Taco Bell and McDonald's.
(laugh) You take a dope burrito/taco and add some fries to go along with it?
Dopeness!
I won't even lie, I tried to pull the stunt off last night during the televised showing of "The Bourne Supremacy" via TNT......with burrito out the microwave and fries out the oven......I came 'close' but no cigar....
Long story short, if you've seen "White Castle" with the (fictional) duo Harold and Kumar, then apply the same concept and admiration to this "Del Taco" jump-off and you'll have a rough idea of how serious I am.
(laugh)
Something about the holidays makes folks crave unreachable treats, huh?
Fo' real fo' real.....after all this time, I realized something......
"Go Cyrus Go....." nah, funk it.....
Cyrus Kyle Langhorne is 'too' nice to folks....yup, honestly, chea....
Now, I've always been the one to prefer rolling solo for dolo, but there have always been a few peeps that I've kept a close distance too. And after the constant hook-ups, support and 'I gotcha, son' that I've provided......the question finally became solidified in my mind....
"What have you done for me?"
Yerp, of course that's the type of question usually followed by something along the lines of "Well, Cyrus....you're the bigger person.....it's one to....." chea, chea, chea.....be easy.......because I'm past that....
After so many years, I realized.......
Time to cut folks off.......if the ratio of showing love and hooking someone up is roughly 5 to 1 or..(GULP)........5 to 0.......you're done...yerp, it's official. Sure, it sounds a bit cold blooded, but at the end of the day, I know what's important to me.....therefore, from past wifeys ("you" already know) to my past "big brother" "Proc"............get outta outta outta here, baby!
Yerp....now, of course I'm not the type "not" to say what's up in passing or even going against my own rules and responding to a 'text' message....but as far as keeping things moving past a brief conversation, nerp.......
The scissors are out.....I can do fine (like always) on my lonesome.....fo' real fo' real........gotta love my flow, huh?
(laugh) Call me unbelievable (Biggie!), but I'm stuck in a haze thinking about younger days.....come on, please tell me this isn't the first time you've seen this rubber band gun?
(laugh) It actually reminds me of the days living in Upstate New York when the "fam" would head out to one of Syracuse's ill(matic) malls and hit up every store just to see what was on and poppin'..........
Shucks, I'm telling you...every visit, I somehow came across the gat and fell in love every time. You know how those sketch comedies have the military men getting erections from being around guns? (laugh) Well, my admiration was nothing like that, but in the simplest sense, my eyes were glazed over and thoughts of "I need this, NOW" revolved throughout my mind that entire trip....
Granted, I have taken a few Skip To My Lou side steps and copped the Nerf Gun reliving some earlier childhood times, but shucks....what I wouldn't do to Google this pistol and make an Amazon.com 'ish purchase, nah mean?
Like I said though, taking the time to think (or believe) of actual folks like Dennis the Menace and/or Calvin & Hobbes, something along with the lines of this right heeeeeeeeeere really provides the inspiration to get my "Kill Bill" mode on....(laugh)
I don't know...it's looking like Vida's days are becoming numbered....just as J.Lo hit the 3-9, Vida's pushing 30-something too.....females, fellas....it goes to show you, if you're makin' money from a physical attribute of yourself, invest in stock or save, save, save....'cause given the world does end in 2011...er...2012......Vida might be Telemundo's "Desperate Housewives" in the next five years......if that long, yerp.
Chea right....they look like they're not even down to go past "posing" as lovers, right? Shucks...I need that rough lovin' shorty...fo' real fo' real...I can't tell if they're trying to pose for Calvin Klein or if they are cheating on one another, nah mean? (laugh)
(laugh) Fo' real fo' real, there's nothing wrong with it, it's amazing, though, to me that some of the women poppin' and lockin' are actully wifey'd up, fo' real fo' real.
Well, considering that....I had to say to myself....
"Say word, I really respect those guys...."
Think about it, you marry ol' girl and she tells you that this is her career. She's the 'love' of your life (as you believe) and you roll with it....I mean, after the first 30 fellas, you must start to get used to it....right?
I think it's bigger than 'sex' when you think about it....I mean, it must be because.........actually, you know what.....I'm dumbfounded. (laugh)
How 'do' porn star husbands and wives fall back and kiss 'em on their lips everyday? I just flipped the script on myself....fo' real fo' real. (laugh)
I knew it was bound to happen....first they love you, then they hate you, then they love you again...........but now I'm back to hate, hate, hatin' on some Silky Johnson at the Playa Hater's Ball type stuff...(laugh)
The Playstation Home feature is straight bogus....finally waking up like Neo on the first "Matrix," I realized what the entire concept is......toss people together and have advertisers buy space on the game...(laugh)
It's perfect too.....malls, theaters, bowling alleys.....from posters to movie trailers....it's all a facade when you really consider it....but my favorite feature is likely to be how Playstation gives users a small selection (2-3) clothing items to choose from and places an infinite amount in their store for folks to use their credit cards on ranging from .49 cents to .99 cents. (laugh)
I mean, it's one thing that you only have a few 'free' clothing options, it's another that they're selling "fake, cyber" clothes for "real, actual" money when we're in a recession. (LAUGH)
Say word, dun dun?
WORD......but even better than that.....they're offering folks the ability to create your own "club house," where you can invite friends and do a bunch of wild stuff....(laugh)...for a $4.99/month fee......(LAUGH).....fo' real fo' real?
Shucks.....I won't lie, when I saw that last night, I laughed and popped in the GTA IV and started blastin' dudes (PAUSE) fo' free......nah mean? (laugh) Shucks, things done changed...everyone needs money nowadays.
Although 'Gameboy' and other lil' gadgets existed around the time I was in high school, I can't fake...this watch right heeerrrre is strictly dopeness. The ability to kick back in math class and stack your own bricks and columns via this watch's Tetris feature is just bonkers to me.
Shucks, I still remember when folks used to get their cell phones taken away from 'em just for having them out...(laugh)...with some of those chemistry and trigonometry courses I took, dun dun...this watch really would have come in handy....shucks, looking at it though in today's time, I think it's still ill(matic).....
While not trying to go the Kanye route, taking the time to cop a line-up of diverse objects and attire has been on my mind for a minute.....just no hot pink or edible speedo attire, fo' real fo' real...(laugh)
Charleena82....(laugh)....boy oh boy....when I tell you that ol' girl was basically Wanted's Angelina Jolie in Grand Theft Auto IV: Online...I'm not even kidding you....
Peep it, it must have been about 10 to 15 of us fellas playing one night, shout-out to "B!"......and loving the blue tooth headset, I have been listening to where folks hide out and using that to my advantage to increase my kills....well, long story short, I came no where close to ol' girl "Charleena82"....and as she easily took first place (laughing as she killed her opponents via her headset...), the illest part about her?
"I just have one question for you guys. How does it feel to get beat by a giiiirrrrrrrll?"
(laugh)
With "Wanted" installed into my mind and the passion to clip all competition, I'm getting my Wesley on.....we'll see who has the last laugh, fo' real fo' real! (laugh)
Yerp, mad love to my girl "Maria,"...........of course it seems as though I've heard the expression from another outlet, but boy oh boy.....my new word?
"Dopeness!!!"
(laugh) Fo' real fo' real, errrything has been getting the "dopeness" tag.....pretty shorty walkin' down the street? Dopeness! A spare quarter found on the ground? Dopeness! An extra 'emergency' packet of "protection" on a club night? Dopeness!
(laugh)
Sure, call me bonkers and say I'm from Yonkers, but bottom line....I am officially hooked on dopin' everything with the "Dopeness" line......
Shucks, given the opportunity, I'm going to treat dopeness as Jimmy (Jones) treated baaaalllllliiinnn'. (laugh) Sure, it may not become a #1 hit, but when folks think of Cyrus......it'll only be natural....
Waking up in the morning throughout the winter time must be one of my biggest weaknesses ever, fo' real fo' real. From having too much pillow love (Whoa!) to freestylin' a steady line of "Zzzzzzz's" it seems as though the kid is down and out for the count erry morning, despite getting in the standard "5 hours" of rest needed....
Therefore, I think I'm going to really look into peeping some dope alarm clocks come post-Santa Day...while this one reminds me of a modernized Inspector Gadget meets James Bond type of joint, I'm not too sure what exactly I want to aim for....
I've been thinking about the typical shorty alarm clock where there is a moan and scream every time I hit the 'snooze' button but then it might be dope to cop one that has some type of food section on it......ehhhh.......morning breath is spreadable, nah mean?
(laugh)
'til then, I'll keep on searching for the "perfect" alarm clock......(laugh)
Yup yup, YERP! It's official, with $60 in my pocket on Friday, I went off mom duke's suggestion of.....
"Can't you just use my blue tooth for your Playstation 3?"
(LAUGH)
After hitting her with the typical son > mother response of, "Nooo maaauuum, it's for the Playstation..." (laugh)..turns out, yerp, ol' girl was 100 percent correct.
A few Google Searches here, a couple clicks here..and look before you, the instructions to setting up "any" blue tooth to work with the PS3....(laugh)....the 'only' downfall is since my original one disappeared a few years back, I'm using ol' girl's "PINK" jump-off...needless to say, she doesn't have to worry about me going out in public with it....(no disrespect Charles Hamilton, but I have my own steez too.....).......(laugh)
Long story short, I have been hearing and adding to the massive amount of trash talk via Grand Theft Auto 4, NBA 2K9 and waiting, oh waiting....on that Playstation Home to enable voice chat again........ahhhhhhhh...........it's the holiday season, you gotta love it!
I almost stunted on homie to go with a more "professional" guide, but all in all, I like the lil' kid's steez......therefore, if anyone has a PS3, get it on and poppin'!
Not even fakin', this was crazy dope and despite having my system for nearly six months, I never knew it actually cleaned itself! Fo' real fo' real!
Dopeness!!!!!!!!! (laugh, shout-out to Maria, baby!!! (laugh).....You crack me up with that Jersey City 'ish slang, fo' real fo' real!)
For some reason, this seems to be the upcoming image, or at least what keeps roaming through my mind as I envision what the 'next' wifey encounter will be.....just face to face, arms around waist and a million thoughts running through our brains....ahhhhh........why not get on that love tip right 'bout now? Fo' get February! (laugh)
Canceling out Golden Girls and Emeril...I must say, I've got a slight jump-off crush on my girl Rachael Ray.....yerp.
Not sure if most of you all are familiar with her, but she has a dope cooking show on Food Network and she's basically renowned.......okay, getting it out in the open, too, ................she's got a DONK!!!
(laugh)
Maybe it's because she's from the Upstate New York area 'round my neck of the woods or because despite not having a chest "like that," her backside is dumb silly nice....or it could be the fact that her cooking style is mad dope and she sounds like the type of person that could tell you some hilarious stories while making a classic dish of pasta with 35 different cheeses....
(laugh)
Whichever it is....she's got it...... Yerp, just like how my girl Amy was, Rachael has a hubby and I wish 'em the best, but 'til I get my English Winter Wifey in the spot, I'm rolling with ol' girl errryday from 1 to 2 p.m. on Food Network...yerp, chea, oh boy !
I really don't want to get suckered into this, but it seems as though I might hit the movie theater next month to peep this flick. Not sure if you guys have seen the trailer or read about this...but the 'main' twist is seeing a lot of the action sequences come through the screen right at you....(laugh)....but shucks, last time something like that happened was back in the mid-90's when there was the "Revenge of the Nerds" 3-D deal Subway was doing on Fox....(laugh).......wasn't too dope, but regardless....fast forward to 2008 and you can only imagine how things would appear....
We'll see what the flick has to offer, but if it's a bust, I'm retiring my "try now" experiment cards! (laugh)
Yup, yup....if this were "Assassins Creed..."...........errr.....Chad would be the 'main' character's best friend....(laugh)
Fo' real fo' real, most folks who are familiar with hip-hop realize the big homie is the second part of "The Neptunes," yet......with Pharrell's iconic presence and ever lasting vocals on most folks records, you have no idea that Chad still even exists unless it's time for another N.E.R.D. album, right?
(laugh) I love that characteristic....kinda like Jay(-Z) said....
"Like a dog, never speak, but I understand...."
Yerp, while I pride myself in being more "Pharrell"-ish in the vocal sense, I must admit.....errryone should always have that wild card character who stays in your squad but plays the back.....the "quiet" ones....(laugh)....shucks, even my cockiness can't hide my Gemini-characteristics which allow me to tune in and out of that "Chad Hugo" mode errry now and again...
Homie is illy, and the fact that I've only heard him speak about 2-3 times in the past eight years is pretty bonkers....(laugh)....
Say word, dun dun. Believe it or not, my (newly divorced...) girl Amy Winehouse has flipped the script and gone to the topless beaches throughout Europe...ahhhhh....can you believe it?
I must say, ol' girl looks very good considering those conditions she was previously in....not quite "thick ums" material yet, or anytime soon, but to see some weight on her....(laugh)...and that lil' hair cut....ahhhh.....you gotta love it!
The big homie Teitel did it...the upcoming "Biggie Biopic," Notorious looks extremely dope. (laugh) From hearing the other blog sites tell it and considering the cast, I had previously laughed and shook my head a bit...but boy oh boy.....
Looks like my man Gravy and Antwone Fisher...er...."Derek Luke," may have something going on.......from the characters to the picture quality......I'm impressed.
Well, here we are........a week from today folks will hopefully breathe a sigh of relief knowing X-Mas is finally over with and either they're thankful how it went down or just want to forget about it...(laugh).......ahhhh, I see you!
From the 'hard' economic times to the coldest winter......folks are going through their own personal hardships, but believe you me.....if you can swagger it out and keep things moving, there's no way you can lose...
Shucks, fake it 'til you make it......or like my man Jake Shuttlesworth said in He Got Game.........."Don't never let 'em see you tired....."
Gotta keep things moving, baby........"gotta get that paper, dawg, gotta love that, want that......"
But money aside, I've really been enjoying life lately and appreciating everything. Not saying get on your knees (PAUSE....) and wave your hands in the air, but acknowledge that if you're able to go from here to there while breathing, you're already ahead of the gang........
Things are only going to get better......and hopefully I won't have to be reminded of this later on down the road, but regardless........take things one day at a time and if you believe in what you're doing and are proud for the things you'll stand for and not, then boy oh boy..........you're good.
Aightttttttt? Gotta price check some PS3 head sets and prepare for an upcoming subway kiss.......(laugh)........I feel it comin', fo' real fo' real! Do your thing errrryone and "wave your hands in the air, if you got love in your underwear!!!!!!"
Yerp, back on my funny style 'ish again, I'll holla.........
Yerp, crazy short postings today with a pinch of sexuality and jokes.....but all in all, with this posting....think about it.....in your life...despite how wild some things may be.....ask yourself...
"What's the worst that could happen?"
Fo' real fo' real....people are getting shook to easily these days and jumping to conclusions......look at your situation, take a breath and consider the 'worst case scenario'.........fo' real fo' real........if you're still breathing, then you already won....nah mean?
February is approaching.....and if it's one thing I've learned about a first kiss....boy oh boy........how it can change your path.......best of times, worst of times..........all in all, be prepared. From Sleeping Beauty stories to Kiss of Death twists, I've got stacks all based on that "first" kiss........be wary, folks!
Not sure what the weather is 'round your neck of the woods, but 'round here......weather man is claiming around five inches.........PAUSE............(laugh).........should be dropping throughout the day and into the weekend.
From snow men and snow angels to igloos and wilding out to "King of the Hill,"..........I'm soo soo ready to get down and gritty with this 'alleged' snow, yo!
Haven't officially copped it yet, but I'm looking to either put the money down this weekend or wait a day or so after X-Mas....so many lil' kids running their mouths about how they "bust their guns" 24/7.......gotta put 'em in their place, yo....
Yerp, shout-out to my homie up above, "Fresh Daily,"........all in all, it's true. Sure, I mentioned a few postings about being dressed grown and sexy throughout the rest of my years, but this is a little closer to home....
While not having to rock a 'new' fitted every day, I can't stress the importance of why I have the energy to win....and appear "fresh" errryday.
Something about having a pair of kicks and a Colgate smile 24/7 just seems necessary. From young kids to teenagers to folks 'round my age who rock dirty kicks and stained shirts, man....fo' real fo' real?
Name brands and swagger will remain on my menu forever...just not sure why other folks are so hesitant to follow suit, nah mean?
Now with my luck, I'm going to be wifey'd up by the time I get back to the crib tonight, but shucks....it finally struck me last night....
"Dun, dun...maybe you're only built for dolo........"
Laughing it off and really thinking about it......the concept really does sound true. I've always enjoyed being with a shorty, but the way my mind moves and my inability to remain "calm" in most situations due to my ever-loving and constantly moving attitude, it's no wonder relationships tend to not proceed further than five months with me.
(laugh) Not quite Jerry Seinfeld style but not yet Bruce Wayne....I'm just a fella whose shook of being slowed down by wifey and friends....
Yup, I had the camera in my hands but the confidence wasn't quite fully there yet. As New Year's Eve approaches and talk of "B" coming through and "forcing" me to re-experience Times Square, I can't help but consider the possibility of doing another "24 Hours To Live Experience,".............
(laugh)
Shucks, last time he came through......(if you peeped those YouTube videos).....we went from crazy early morning encounters with my father mixed with IHOP and basketball while later hitting the subways and trains to get to NYC where Nathan's, W**** *****s, FAO Schwartz and mad other stuff took place....
I'm thinking, I'm thinking..........(laugh)...........ah shucks, here we go again......
Fo' real fo' real...I'll peep you via ABC News, though! From your favorite rappers to your favorite actors, errryone is making the trip...shucks, I might have to run throughout the streets of NYC that morning on some Vanilla Sky intro type stuff, fo' real fo' real! (laugh)
I take it all back....Playstation Home is actually pretty illy....originally thinking it was a bootleg version of MySpace and Face Book (which, in a lot of ways, it is...), I had the most fun the past few nights when I realized you could actually hit the bowling alley and do everything from knock down some pins to challenge folks to pool along with even playing some arcade games...
But, as you'll see below, the craziest thing is the trash talking via Playstation's Headset....(laugh)
I've had lil' kids around eight years old hop on their brother's systems running their mouths about how they're the "sh*t" down South and what not...boy oh boy....get ready, I'm about to take folks to town, fo' real fo' real!!! (LAUGH)
In other words, Playstation Home is pretty dope and realizing there are a lot more options than what appears possible, I'm turning into a fiend.....pretty illy.
Playstation Blue Tooth...........you know what, funk it....
I'm buying one this weekend....it might run me a few bucks, but shucks...with so many folks getting their trash talking on via the lil' head set, it's about time CyrusKLanghorne strikes back.....
I spent my middle school and high school years in Maryland, boy oh boy....lunchroom and basketball practice dissing was a regular.....it's about to be on and poppin'! Yup...TO BE CONTINUED...fo' real fo' real!
Coming across this fitted, it's sad but true....I'm addicted to fitted hats and this proves the point that no matter what situation you're in, there is the 'perfect' fitted out there for you....
But shucks, peeping this one in particular, I am realizing that aside from my annual visit to my grandparents' crib in Missouri, it's about time the kid makes some time and hit an exotic place...originally, I was thinking "Los Angeles" or "Miami," but with a blank passport book and a desire for stamps, I realize it's about time to start expanding my horizon
Why not consider the Caribbean or even Costa Rica, right? (laugh) Funk, with Dr. Dre's headphones in mind, I could ride out all the way to the beach.....
Ahh...............rap it Jeezy....
"I need a vacation........."
I'm illy and the hat deserves a proper dome....fo' real fo' real.
It struck me last night...despite Game Cube being the last Nintendo product I've ever owned, I must say....Mario will go down as the illest video game icon, ever....
Granted, this is mad random and I might sound repetitive from other similar postings I've done, but hear me out....
Never before have I seen so many commercialized (peep above image) products and spin-offs than the lil' Italian fella. Not even Sonic or Crash Bandicoot come close when you think about it.
Of course, if you ask me...much like when Jordan made his return to the league playing for the Washington Wizards, I feel as though Mario literally fell off post-Mario 64.....(well, Mario Kart 64)....from the Mario Party to Mario Galaxy games....the essence of the lil' spaghetti head felt played out and unreal...shucks, they even tried to make Luigi pop as a bootleg Ghostbuster.....believe that?
All good things come to an end, and while I can't see myself going retro and throwback style by coppin' a Nintendo Wii, I'll always remember those Nintendo and Super Nintendo days.....fo' real fo' real......
Now please don't get it twisted...but Mr. "Hi Hater," is officially gone.
Well, let me clarify, his buzz has disappeared and folks are already tossing him in the "MIMS" category..yup, yup....it's true, it's true.
But I can't help but wonder how he fell outta the context of things so hard from such a great record. Come on, not even MIMS could pull out Tip and others to lay down vocals on his record, plus Maino is "soooooo" Brooklyn all day, every day.....from the co-signs by Fabolous and DJ Clue, you have to wonder how much longer 'fore the album actually does release......
We all know this isn't a Lil' Wayne Tha Carter III situation, but possibly the hold-up of some really great "New York" music that may end up getting shelved....oh boy...
Stay tuned....2009 is coming faster than a Screech sextape leak....Whoa......
Crazy incredible image right here. Not sure if this was actually somewhere scattered in the actual GTA 4 game as a gag or maybe some funny promotion, but coming across it online last night....I'm just buggin' out a lil' bit.
Now granted, it's 2008 and last time Duke Nukem had national attention was back in the late '90s, well, at least for me, in the Nintendo 64 game. Boy oh boy....if this is the initial beginning of an upcoming continuation game or a fusion of both GTA and Duke.......shucks, I'll be wetter than Niagara Falls, (sorry, I've been waiting years to drop that reference....)
Therefore, to my video game heads out there and especially those that are known to shoot, shoot, bang bang......I see you and if the game does drop, I'll raise you a virtual show-down that my pistol skills are iller than yours! Nah mean?
Now fellas, females...don't be too quick to judge....but coming across this image, I "had" to swipe it and use for the blog posting area.
Hot or "eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh"?
(laugh) I really can't tell. Initially you would think with the sexy lingerie and seductive facial expression, it's a sure bet...but personally, there's something in her eyes that tells me her nickname is "Boris" and she's addicted to beef jerky, nah mean?
I'm probably bugging, hopefully, right? But maybe that's just my character...never one to accept something fully through without a thorough examination and careful consideration.
Who knows, maybe she's a top model over seas or even competed in Miss America 'round here, but my radar is up and something just doesn't feel right....
Shucks, I can't even fake it...these do seem pretty dope.
For folks out there unfamiliar with what kind of product this is, basically they're custom designed head phones by the legendary N.W.A. producer/rapper and they offer crazy crispness in sound quality along with allegedly giving you that "Dr. Dre" experience.
Last time I checked, the price range is somewhere between $150 to $500, and shout out to my man DJ Evil Dee....(laugh)....we had talked it up a while back and he told me how wifey had planned on getting him those for his birthday....'aaaaammmmn, say word?
I might be trippin', but shucks...with an upcoming journey to Missouri and constant usage of the local public transportation 'round my neck of the woods, it might actually turn out to be a dope investment....
Shucks, I need Santa to feel me on this, fo' real fo' real! (laugh)
YERP.....snow is officially here! Whether you two step in the club or always keep the kicks clean, loosen up and cop a sled!
It's been such a long time, but I think I'm determined to find a crazy slope like I used to do back in Upstate New York and get my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meets Bobby's World on....yah mean?
With snow dropping crazy hard yesterday, yup, I'm just in that mood...fo' real fo' real.
Blame it on Jimmy (Jones) from when he was dissing Nas and Jay-Z....
"Y'all remind me of the Golden Girls.....some old b*tches."
(laugh)
Well, in between having to wait for the Food Network programming to kick-off 'round 9:30, I'm left with a solid 30 minute slot....and yerp, you guessed it....
The channel right 'fore my Food Network is "Lifetime,"....shucks, I've been going through non-stop viewings of Golden Girls, Frasier, and (gasp....) Will & Grace....
Yerp, can you believe it? Funny part is, they're actually not that bad.......Golden Girls is like senior sex talk, Frasier is sophisticated jokes and Will & Grace makes you think every place you go the straight to gay ratio is 3:7.
Yerp. (laugh) Why not, expand your horizon and mind.....right?
It took a minute, but from what I'm hearing...my boy Gambit from X-Men is finally going to hit the big screen in the upcoming Wolverine flick. Granted, it's talks between that movie and the (alleged) X-Men 4 joint coming out...but all in all, I'm just so shocked they stunted on him for "this" long.....
Come on, not trying to pull out my nerd card, but they even made "Night Crawler," Gambit was with the squad for mad long......ahhhhh......you know what they say, "save the best for last," we'll see, we'll see.....
Along with Californication, my other 'favorite' show "Dexter" finally came to an end over the weekend, and boy oh boy....it was "dopeness."
(laugh)
Still haven't taken the time to experiment with the other Showtime programming aside from 'Weeds,' but the way everything is crafted and the quality/style, shucks...I wasn't buggin' when I said Showtime is easily killing the competition out thurr....
I completely forgot about this game coming to the Playstation 3! At first, when my big homie Dave told me about a series called 'God of War,' along with saying "dude, best games you'll ever play," I thought he had seen way too many Bang Bros trailers, but nerp.....
Believe you me, these games are incredible. Having only experienced the PSP version, I can instantly co-sign anything with the "God of War" label attached to it.
Peep the video......come on, this is the epic battle game of the year right here, fo' real fo' real!
Yerp, I'm officially a fiend for Cheez It's. (laugh) Initially thinking it was a phase, it's grown into an all-out obsession.
From sneaking zip lock bags onto the train to even having a few poured into a cup while dishing out some folks via Grand Theft Auto IV......I'm in love with Cheez It's.
Okay, granted..."love" may be a bit too deep of an emotion, but when it comes to messing with the 'perfect' snack......dun dun, I'm going in on these treats!
Californication is officially MY SHOW. From the acting to story lines, everything falls into place perfectly.
I won't even fake...thinking David Duchovny as a comedian or even having slightly a sense of humor seemed bonkers to me.....come on, think about it.....X-Files? He had the most somber attitude ever....yet, giving this show a chance over the summer, I instantly became addicted....
Aside from his jokes, his character shares a ton of similarities with myself in the sense of being a writer, relationship issues, thinking and wanting to believe you're still hooked on to that one 'true love'...ahhhhh.....
Long story short, if you have never messed with the program and you have a ton of free time over the holiday break, get familiar and enjoy it via some online sites or renting it from the library/Blockbuster/Netflix, etc......
The blog entries should speak for themselves, but when you really take a second to consider the concepts and ideas behind them, you'll notice I'm pretty much a non-stop thinker who does not hesitate to put everything on blast and expose myself to illustrate the thought patterns flowing through my mind.
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