I Gotta Go (Weekend Message)
This is always the worst part of my postings....because everyone who has read a handful of my postings realizes how much energy and love I put in to these writings...but, with vacation beginning to really kick in and a "fun" household list of objectives to knock out (put up Christmas decoration, crush competition in GTA IV, update album collection...), it's only natural that the "Weekend Message" get posted....
Honestly though, to everyone who has ever taken the time to favorite, read, visit, laugh or shed a tear on any posting, I really do this for you...well, of course "me," but to share my mind and expose myself, it's the idea that you can expose yourself and keep things moving...and if you're still a shook one, no worries, I'm putting myself out there for you, then...aiight?
Hang in there, things are only looking brighter and as corny as it sounds, mad love and light to errryone out there....fitted gets tipped to y'all!
Gotta go,
The Thinker
Shout-out to a family member who sparked the idea for this posting when he told me about accidentally giving a stripper a $100 bill as a tip thinking it was his $1 bill....(laugh)
THINK BABY!!!
Sounds easier said than done, but with so much upcoming change on the horizon and thinks still looking shady as far as "what's really going on" in the economy, I cannot stress the idea of thinking and taking your time when it comes to decisions.
Shout-out to (fill in the blank), not sure if I'll hear back from you or not, but given a crazy situation regarding one of my big brothers getting a new opportunity at a new gig and indirectly opening up a possible shot for me....even I had to take a second to really "think" and reach out to one of the least likely of folks....
(Sorry for the vagueness.....)
(laugh) Like I hinted at before though, it's not just in regards to the economy, I'm really hinting at overall choices. Shucks, I still remember coming closer and closer to graduation and thinking "I "NEED" a full-time gig ASAP..." calling myself "Pookie" or "Tyrone Biggums" is truly an understatement to how unbalanced my mind would be at times...
But much like all things, errrything worked out, literally, "perfectly" and I haven't looked back since....therefore, whether it's thinking about how much you "can't" stand your job and are ready to quit or telling wifey she should get a mustache waxing, just think about how you phrase things and the "aftermath" (minus Dre..)....
(laugh)
As I said before, this may sound pretty elementary and corny at the end of the day, but when you take a second and "think" about what I'm saying, it makes full sense. Always have back-up options and.....as 'bad' as it sounds, wish for the best "BUT" prepare for the worse.....even with my positive mind setting, I can't knock that ideology for its' hard hitting factuality and sense it makes...
Ahhhhh....flow with me baby......I'm not "that" out there.....feel me?
Saturday Morning
Everyone had Thanksgiving off (well, most everyone) and some folks have to work retail and restaurant gigs today (Friday), so whether I included you or not...one thing is certain....
Tomorrow is Saturday and despite a number of folks who have to work on Saturday (shout-out to "B!"), there's still a few morning hours errryone can devote to cartoons.
Sure, it's no longer the days of "Thunder Cats" or "Toxic Crusaders," but there's still a stellar line-up of good gigs on...shucks, I thug it out with Cartoon Network and of course a few local stations that surprisingly have "Biker Mice" and "Sonic the Hedgehog" on 'round 7 to 8 a.m.
Therefore, put away a few hours, grab some breakfast-oriented food (cereal, pancakes, juice) and stash away some time for cartoons....fo' real fo' real....and if the excuse is, "Nah yo, no cartoon shows come on..." pleeeease, I gotcha then...
Saturday Morning Cartoons
Shout-Out
Crazy dumb silly big shout-out to everyone out there who put in some time to hit up the retail stores to wait beginning last night 'round 8 p.m.....shucks, I came home shortly afterwards from the family gathering and couldn't believe how cold it was....and it wasn't even "nighttime" yet...
Therefore, to everyone who made it out and even those that tried to thug the run but came up shorter than leprechauns, crazy love and remember there are a "ton" of online sales going on for the next few hours and throughout the weekend in case you still have some paper left.....
Come Close (Photo of the Day)
Granted, ol' girl looks like she has homie a bit whipped, but scratch all of that out of the picture for a quick minute.
My uncle and aunt, plus my crazy lil' cousin...I swear, closest thing to 'em is Will Smith and Jada Pinkett....
Looking over the headlines and previewing gossip news, I always come across the non-stop ending and beginning of relationships and while I say I'm "not" ready to commit, I can't help but wonder why most folks can't handle the heat?
Seeing some of the biggest and smallest names in Hollywood break-up like Babyface or Eddie Murphy, it just adds a bit more concern into any thoughts I already had on the situation....
Then I come back to looking at the most realistic and closest example of "purity" and illness that I can imagine...my uncle and aunt (plus my crazy baby cousin...)
(laugh) Don't get it twisted, they're not the couple up above and there isn't harmony music playing 24/7 when they walk through doors, but their chemistry and ying/yang match-up is crazy.
At the end of the day, I truly believe humor and comedy will be the savior and main feature to maintaining a "functioning" relationship. Seriously, if you're rolling with a significant other, think about how often you two can share a laugh...then consider if it's a giggle or "real" burst of laughter....yada mean?
That's what I notice when I see 'em...granted, it was in full effect last night since I celebrated Thanksgiving with the entire fam(ily)....but to realize they've been together for over a decade and still going hard is truly illmatic.
Shucks, they've been together longer than I've been going in and out of relationships myself....fo' real fo' real...therefore, I truly tip my fitted hat to everyone out there putting in time and really enjoying life able to laugh and be honest with the utmost truth...
Oh, and I'm starting to feel the "wifey" movement beginning...not "sure," as of yet but there's an inkling that a (temporary?) relationship may be on the horizon....I wish I could jinx myself on this and keep things moving, but we'll see how it turns out...(laugh)
Yerp...
Go Cyrus Go (Happy Thanksgiving)
Stuffed and lovin' life...no power naps tonight, straight SLEEPING!!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Sex and Turkey...at least most folks will be getting one or the other, right?
(laugh)
Enjoying this vacation and can't stop, won't stop!
Skillz Rap-Up Countdown (Hip-Hop Summaries)
I know, we're not even a month away from New Year's Eve...but I'm going all out and showing why Skillz is a great storyteller...he could be putting a lot of hip-hop writers out of business if he can translate his rhymes into inked stories...
Head Sprung (Video of the Day)
I was going to have the "Video of the Day" be something in regards to this "cherished" (Howard Zinn heads out there, you already know 'bout Thanksgiving...) day but coming across this video from World Star Hip Hop and reading the death threats people had at this man, I couldn't help but get this on here as the highlight of the day.
Now look, most folks are going to get soft stomachs and feel really bad, just thug it out and realize it's all good once you reach the end....
Folks have different boats and sometimes you have to respect another culture's err....'culture'....or more so, 'tradition.' At the end of the day, there's a happy ending minus massage shops and it's really an amazing spectacle....
Whew....it'll get a bit dizzy though after the first few minutes...(laugh)
Real Sex (Facts)
I couldn't help but bring home New York's free newspaper "Metro" to jot down this crazy factual information it had on the front page sidebar...now believe me, this is all true...so if wifey is tryin' to front, tell her it's for YOUR HEALTH...YERP.....
"Men's risk of dying from heart disease drops by 50 percent if they have two orgasms a week."
"Chances of dying from prostate cancer decreases by 11 percent if man manages eight to 12 orgasms a month."
Now, not trying to put anybody on blast, but come on...getting a "nut" off a minimum of those times up above is the equivalent of doing a lay-up in basketball. (laugh)
Apologies for the unexpected usage of "nut" (laugh) but we already have 'orgasm' involved....so why not?
Therefore, take those facts to heart but also realize sex may also lead to set-ups, an STD or worse case scenario....unexpected marriage.
Stay strapped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(laugh)
Sooo sooo official on a holiday, wouldn't you agree?
Stand Up (Product Placement)
(laugh) First off, let me please apologize for the craziness with the images down below. (laugh) I suppose that's what happens when you use the largest mega pixel setting and try to toss 'em all up at once.
However, the 'good' news aspect of it all is the fact that if you want to see "every" image taken from the Ludacris Album Release concert from the other night in New York City, just click on one of the images and "poof!" you're there.
Now, Luda is illy and being that I haven't seen him at a show since Summer 2006 had me really anticipating his show...
(Product Placement, Yup, I'm dumb silly handing over the CLICK HERE option....)
...from LL to Juelz to DJ Premier to Jadakiss to even the lil' homie T-Pain....the show was packed and crazy...
On a side note though, I have never felt more out-of-place than being literally in the very front where I had "B.A.P.S" right next to me bustin' my bottom lip once LL Cool J hit the stage and she bum rushed the front, these Mount Vernon kids squaring off for a dance competition in the crowd and having my hat "accidentally" tossed in the air when LL tossed out hundred dollar bills leaving me to turn around and search for five minutes to get my fitted....(LAUGH)
All in all.....joint was crazy, fo' real fo' real....
Juelz Santana (Live Video)
How many shorties will believe me when I say that I told Juelz to come towards the camera for my coverage of the event? Hhhmmmmmmmm....
(This joint took me back to high school, 2003 days...fo' real fo' real....)
Chopped and Screwed (Live Video)
(LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!)
I can't fake, I was humming this song DUMB SILLY hard!!!
"I love hip-hop."
How To (Video of the Day)
I don't know whether to take notes or try to holla at ol' girl via You Tube messages, but man oh man..this is dope...
(LAUGH)
When I tell you women truly do rule this world, I'm serious....never before, not even counting Martha Stewart, have I been able to watch some of the most boring but interesting information being presented to me for over five minutes by a female 'til I came across this....
Sure, she won't be featured on the cover of King Magazine or Maxim, but the whole innocent, "check your tire air pressure like this," is just dope...taking physical appearances away, this video proves one main fact, too....forget reading a book on "How To," YouTube provides the step-by-step err...."steps" to completing tasks....
Mad illy....with the cold weather coming too, it's best to know how to jump-start your car, ("B!!!")
(laugh)
It Wasn't Me
(laugh)
Not co-signing a Jeezy record or shining light on the shorties he's surrounded by, but rather the vest he's rocking....now, I love vests...from my Polo to Haggar....but I have realized one crucial fact....
Any time I rock 'em with the white button up underneath, I somehow manage...to...er....look like a Pilgrim.
Fo' real fo' real. I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me, but every time I went out, regardless of the matching fitted, I looked like an extra cast member from a Thanksgiving Day Christopher Columbus flick....
Sorry, but Jeezy proves the point I'm making....therefore, if you have a vest and a few button ups, rock anything but white underneath...otherwise, it may be a bit suspect.....
Kinky Kelly (Video Featuring Clerks II)
(LAUGH)
Come on, a month or two goes by and everyone thinks I forgot about my Clerks postings? (laugh) Get outta here, maaaaan!
Easily one of my favorite sequel flicks of all time, and that's saying a lot, featuring one of the wildest scenes I probably have seen in a handful of movies...
Kick back and laugh...this is wild....
You gotta love it, fo' real fo' real....
The Warriors Reloaded (Video Featuring Bootleg Warriors)
Still confused, although shorty is a looker...I couldn't help but watch the entire thing and laugh...at least I got the name drop in the beginning...
Sho' Nuff (Video Featuring Last Dragon)
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I'm just puzzled....Samuel L. Jackson is supposed to portray ol' boy Sho'nuff? Man oh man...those are some big shoes to fill, Sam better start with the push-ups and sit-ups now...fo' real fo' real....
PS...(LAUGH) I completely forgot about Bruce Leroy eating popcorn with chopsticks, that's classic!
Weezy F. Baby
Sorry, hold on to your "hood card." I really didn't know whether or not to put this up here, especially with the flack Will already gets as the "He's gay...or at least bi-sexual," guy in Hollywood....but I have to tell all my future jump-offs and that lucky wife(y)...at the end of the day, if we have a child, regardless of boy or girl, I won't kiss him/her on the lips...
Sorry, it's the truth...I'm going to love our "seed" (sooo Wu-Tang with it...) but as far as showing affection in that sense....well, I can't go the Weezy and Baby route....or I suppose Will and Jaden route....
Whew...I had to get that out of my system..thanks!!!
Won't Believe It (Photo of the Day)
Yup, yup...now look at that...sometimes you have to play your cards right and "know" when to fall back..after showing love and wishing the best for Amy and her recently released husband, "Blake"...the two are separating....and with the recent attacks Amy has received via the media, it's likely most fellas will back off for a while, shucks, females too...
Not Cyrus though...nerp, I'm back in full effect reciting lines from "Back To Black" like my life depended on it...sure, her grill is a bit suspect and the toe game could use a re-up, but all of those are temporary issues.....give me some sweet English melodies minus the Vodka breath and we're good....
Ahhh......you gotta love fate. Or is it destiny? Errrr...."chea?"
Chea!
Roxanne
(laugh)
Shout-out to my big brother "B!" Ever since telling homie about my freshman year crush on "Roxanne" at Rutgers and falling back because her outfit game wasn't "too" illy, I laugh because there's a jump-off, well...."shorty" carrying the same government tag 'round his j-o-b....ahhhhh.....therefore, with the exception of Rosario, Sade, Amy, Elizabeth and a few others, my upcoming English wifey will have to carry the name "Roxanne"....
(laugh)
Yes, I know..it's a bit bonkers, but I can't help but love the name tag...it's incredible...from the old songs especially with the Roxanne Shante beefs....
"Roxanne, Roxanne....."
to the long drawn out records,
"Rooooooooxxxx-aaaannnnnnne"
(laugh)
Ahhhhhhhhhh....you have to love complexity, right? Roxanne from Rutgers, we soooo need to link up again....can you put on an English accent? I'll settle for whatever you got....from Gucci to Payless kicks, I'm yours.....
Get Silly (Video Featuring Mad TV)
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I still cannot believe one of my favorite shows coming up is really being taken off the air. Sure, things slowed down and the jokes were getting a bit cornier and cornier as the years progressed, but didn't Saturday Night Live go through the same situation? Shucks, from the Eddie Murphy and Bill Murray days to the "now you see me, now you don't" stars of today, how can Mad TV really get the ax?
Well, keep things moving and watch life turn in to memories...therefore it's only right to toss out some of their "Best Of" material every now and again via the blog....and what better way than to toss up the Terminator spoof.
(laugh)
Too hilarious...
Moment of Silence (Video of the Day)
Even if this is "set-up," it's just sad.
"As day comes, and night falls......"
Short Change
Crazy quick...(I'm running late like Kanye's second LP).....tipping, tipping, tipping.....I can't get over it, fo' real fo 'real....
Eating at probably one of the smallest but nicest Thai restaurants over the weekend, I couldn't help but see the one-man waiter get short changed on tips the entire time I was there....now, granted, I put in a small bid working at a restaurant in the past, so I know how folks respond to tips and what makes a "good" one, but when you toss down just a buck and some change for some of the 'best' Thai food I've ever had (and my record is pretty deep, too....)....there's no excuse...
Long story short? Bring "paper" when yo go to restaurants and allot 'round $5-$10 for a tip...otherwise, bring it back to the crib as a "take-out" order or roll with fast food.....'cause low tippers....boy oh boy....if you only knew what I know about what goes on behind the scenes for y'all...(laugh)
Really really really really real talk, I see you! (laugh)
Short week for most everyone, so I'll keep the postings moving and keep the blog heated....the cold weather is no joke 'round here! (laugh)
Booty of the Week
I'm feeling more and more "perverted" the further I continue with these weekly postings, but I gotta keep it moving....let's go!
(laugh)
Number One Spot (Photo of the Day)
Shout-out to my big brother, "B," because when it comes down to the "worst" No. 1 draft picks in the NBA, Kwame steals the show...rather than point out via my own opinions the reasons homie has really killed himself due to his attitudes and actions, I have decided to allow Wikipedia do the work for me....peep this:
"The Life and Times of Kwame Brown"
*No. 1*
Following a pre-draft workout with the Wizards, it has been reported that Brown told[1] then-Wizards coach Doug Collins "if you draft me, you'll never regret it."[2]
*Cake*
According to a police report[9], on the night of Saturday, January 13, 2007, Kwame Brown was accused by a man of throwing a cake at him. The man said that as he was carrying the 2 x 2 foot chocolate cake down the street in Hermosa Beach, California, he spotted Brown's Lakers teammate Ronny Turiaf who agreed to pose for a photograph with him. They then dispersed, with Brown departing in a limousine. A "grand theft of a person" case was presented by detectives to the city attorney's office,[9] but Brown was not prosecuted.
*U-Turn*
Early on Saturday, September 29, 2007, Brown was arrested after his cousin Charles Warren Jr. was pulled over by police and charged in Valdosta, Georgia after being caught driving the opposite direction down a one-way street.
*Chinese Gourmet*
During the first round of the 2005 playoffs, in which they played against the Chicago Bulls, the Wizards played a video before their first game of the series, in which Arenas instructed the fans not to boo Brown when he entered the game. The fans complied, even though Brown played only four minutes in the game. In the next several days after the game, Brown skipped a practice and a shootaround, as well as the next game, claiming that he thought he would punch Arenas if he entered the game. He skipped another practice with a supposed stomach ailment, only to be seen later that night at a Chinese eatery.
*Head Case*
The sold-out crowd of 20,173 fans loudly booed him upon entering the game and whenever he touched the ball. In the second quarter, Brown was looking the other way when teammate Saša Vujačić threw a pass his way. The ball bounced off his head and landed out of bounds, which was met with loud cheers from the crowd.[3]
(LAUGH)
Sorry...fo' real fo' real....I can't go on....
House of Games
It struck me sometime over the weekend.....
"Board Games...."
.....being that I would much rather spend the weekend surrounded by pizza and Chinese food rather than force myself out to the "social atmosphere" throughout New York (plus it was cold..aiight?), I still wonder how many folks 'round 18 to 108 (why not?) still play board games...with the popularity of the video game systems and Internet, it made me re-think...
Sure, I've hinted at Scrabble and Joe Budden has shown his audience that "Monopoly" is still illy, but overall? I wonder...could the games of Clue, Guess Who, Battleship and Connect 4 (Yerp, I realize those aren't all "board games," but flow with me...) all turn into distant memories....
Shucks, I haven't played Connect 4 in years....maybe I should re-amp the board game hysteria right?
Think 'bout it....and for the record, Monopoly has to be one of the dopest games ever.....to be able to hold on to the money and toss it in the air...ahhhh....you have to love playing with Go Cyrus Go, huh?
Year of the Gentleman
Step your book collection up, dun dun...I glanced at mine the other day and couldn't help but notice it is in need of a serious upgrade....from mixtures of Damon Wayans' "Bootleg" to "Macbeth," I decided to start considering good additions that could spice things up....
Hence, the above "Playboy's Centerfolds" collection....nah, this isn't get stashed away under the bed or in a shoe box, but it's something that really stands out and deserves to be inducted into the book collection...
So often I notice the shelves filled with out-dated joints that make me look like a cross from a book worm to rock star.....from the 1980's.....(laugh)....therefore, I'm going to prep a list of great texts that could fit the required "look" I'm shooting for....'cause at the end of the day, let's keep it real...we use the book shelves as a presentation of the crib, right?
Come on....think about the last time you picked up any copies of those dusty texts, right? A good friend of mine told me to always buy great books even if you do not intend to read them right away or at all.....not trying to say fake the funk, but think outside of the box....
(As a head's up, the book goes for $50 but Amazon has it for $31.....yerp)
....because what do you have to lose.....do "you," baby....
You (Video Featuring Q-Tip)
Come on...is that good or what? Tip kills this record from his new album and every time I listen to it, I pick up new lines and angles he tossed in to the story...
"It was you....at the end of it all, it was you....."
Simplicity but yet, it hits so hard....whew.........
It Was You
Very rarely do I ever go back and do re-postings on things or ideas that I truly "love." But the Q-Tip album, "Renaissance," is probably the best album I have picked up so far this year.
Sure, everyone has their own opinions and ratings when it comes to music and releases from certain artists, but when you look at it from the simplest forms...the disc is soo soo hip-hop from the beats to wordplay.
Never really the one to dream about getting an auto-graph from the lil' homie when I was in high school, but after fully hearing this album I am ready to re-open a MySpace page just to add his page....(laugh).....okay, maybe that's a bit drastic, but in these times where you try to decipher whether a rapper is genuine in his music or just trying to get a few sales or...(gulp)....ring tones.....you have to appreciate an artist who pieces something together sounding as if they really believe in nearly every bar in the rhyme.
Ahhhhhhhhh...hip-hop, you have to love it, right?
Two For One (Weekend Message)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Friday, why not?
Enjoy your weekend baby...too much to do but no worries, power naps will not be overruled.
Something Else (Photo of the Day)
Yerp...my new "thing," Food Network TV.
In addition to getting my own cooking steez back up past boiled "pasta," I'm loving the Food Network channel. Just as NPR has taken my attention via radio, this station has grasped my full mind (wait, does that even sound right?) while I'm at the crib doing 'work.'
From your boy Emeril to some other personalities along with the infamous "Iron Chef," I must admit, I've been over hearing and taking notice of some crazy nice cooking styles.
Sure, you're not likely to see me make a Simpson's cake anytime soon (especially since Family Guy officially retired the show...), but the usage of some unexpected ingredients and creations of a few dope meals is looking to come about in the near future...
Long story short, I'm going to get my baking game on better than most rappers and their "cake" metaphors....
Owwwwwwwww!
(laugh)
Real Humor, No Gimmicks (Video Featuring...Er....Chea)
There is a steady line-up of these flicks and I love 'em...the vulgar language, sense of "realism" along with just straight up indirect and direct humor....who can hate on that, right?
Well....after having peeped these folks' various video clips, I have decided to do a lil' "best of" edition courtesy of my blog and tossed some videos up. Sure, they're on the edge of being racist and either "loved" or "hated," but I had to go with my gut feeling and toss 'em in here taking that chance.
(laugh)
Granted, I really don't have an office job, but boy oh boy...if I did, this would be soo soo realistic....(laugh)
The Jihad Couple (Video of the Day)
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I know, I know...you can rule this as "ignorance" on my behalf, but when something is funny, it's funny. I've had Indian girl crushes ("red dot" (and) "feather") and kicked back with a few laughs from my man Kumar at Rutgers plus the fictional character from the White Castle joints, but this "had" to go up on here....
Granted, this is satire and racism to the fullest....well, more so "stereo typing" and without me taking notice of this and saying, "Hey now..that's 'bad' kids" I would be liable for an unofficial major co-sign, therefore...with that out of the way, laugh it up....I mostly love the fact that "The Odd Couple" is still considered in high culture these days....so so seriously funny.
Just Thinking
Is it me or does the one to the left seem more entertaining? Just saying, just saying...
Legend of the Fall Offs
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Believe it or not, there was actually a time when I thought Ben Affleck's money stretched longer than Matt Damon's, fo' real fo' real...
Look, I know he has a wife(y) nowadays by the name of Jennifer Gardener and has been spotted doing a lot of great work in Africa, but man oh man....has Affleck really fallen off "this" hard?
First things first, the haircut is mad suspect...this represents perfect timing for when you should be rocking a fitted cap.
Second? He dropped a bad flick for every good one Matt put out...say word?
Reindeer Games
Forces of Nature (right?)
Jersey Girl
Granted, there is a time gap from those named movies and I intentionally omitted "Dare Devil," but oh boy....homie is out of the Hollywood spotlight, right?
At times like this, the only real secure deal is to make a sex tape....yerp.
Little Man
(laugh)
Okay, so here's the scenario...we're all in a room...me, him, him, him and her. I try to indirectly "play" him about his penny loafer looking kicks. I'm corrected, told they're not penny loafers and I twist it as he adds on, "nah, they're not" by saying..."oh word, the 'Weekend and Bernie' joints?"
This leads in to a few laughs and giggles, and to secure a victory, I toss in...."what size shoes do you wear..."
Sparing any embarrassment, let's just say homie has "small" feet which led to him saying "Word, Cyrus has big feet" which led to her saying "Ohhhh" which made him say "Oh, now she has a new look and perspective on Cyrus" which made me go "Ha" and the discussion begin on "small feet."
(Whew...)
Look, everyone has different sizes in sneakers and kicks, but I have to set the record straight especially since "he" said the foot theory is not true (which led to 'him' asking 'eh, how would you know'.....)....come on, bottom line is feet and hands don't lie....well, maybe except for the time Superhead went on the Jamie Foxx radio show saying Shaq wasn't packing....(whoa....PAUSE)......
All I can say....at this point.....is if you have small feet, do what every other person does.....hide it by working out and cry in the shower.....
Kidding, kidding....but had to toss this posting up real quick.....(laugh)
Spit Yo (Tongue) Game
I'm hooked, well, kinda "actually."
Wait, let me take that back...it hasn't become an addiction yet, but more so a habit.
The "tongue" cleaner. Yerp. Let me tell you, if you're trying to "increase" your sensuality and kissing game, cop some of these. They'll last you about three months each and are worth the purchase.
I consider my teeth and breath to be overall "great," but boy oh boy...was I missing out. After trying out the handy "tongue cleaner," it feels as though the grill and interior has gone through an intense detail, fo' real fo' real.
Not trying to sound like a "Tongue Cleaner For Dummies" type of posting, but you pretty much use the joint as if you were cleaning your car window at the gas station....rub a dub and rinse.....bllaaaaah!
All done, and your tongue is fresh, fresh, fresh...
Well, this may simply be a project folks should check out themselves, but when I tell you that it "works," yerp.....it sure does...
The only "bad" thing is the fact that you'll feel a bit "too" intimate with your taste buds not having that Crest(y) taste since they'll be bare with 'nuffin' on 'em....
Ahhh shucks, it's the holidays, check 'em out.....
Pervert Stalkings (Video Featuring Perverts)
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For some reason, my little twist on "Night Stalkings" with the above title seems like I wasn't able to pull it off, right?
(laugh)
Well, 'gardless, I'm loving this site, "Funny or Die." Noticing it a few months back, it didn't really catch my eyes as a "must-see" on the regular, but after putting a few extra minutes in a day it's clear that the jokes are intense.
At first, the above video is mad suspect....but wait a solid 35 seconds and you'll notice an immediate reaction of love or 'hate'....(hate, hate, hate...Chappelle's Show style....).
(laugh)
I always wondered what went on in the minds of your occasional 'stalker' and here is the proof minus the pudding...share a giggle and sadly relate if this is you...
Oh boy...
I'm In Love Again (Video Featuring Call of Duty 4)
Okay...I did my little bit of research and it turns out I'm going to put "SOCOM" on hold for a minute and consider the 'Call of Duty 4' project.
From talking to a few friends, this game has received the "biggest" co-sign yet. I'm talking about a co-sign even harder than the best selling game out right now, Grand Theft Auto 4.
As I have said in the previous postings, you're more likely to catch Hillary Clinton dressed in a G.I. Jane bikini than seeing me take time to mess with any pro-military setting games, so this will easily be a first for me.
Bottom line, when my lil' homie Diego said he played the game for the first time ever and couldn't stop for two straight hours, it tells you the purchase is a "must" and that it's dumb silly.
Stay posted...boooooooinnng!
New York City Subway Pole Dancing (Video of the Day)
I tried to let the song cry, but couldn't hold it in...I got a few tears from laughing at this video...the suspect looks and glances caught on here is dumb silly.
(laugh)
Now if this took place in Los Angeles or anywhere else, I doubt I'd react the same way, but due to the fact that I frequent the New York City subway system on the regular, I "KNOW" what these people sitting down must have been thinking.
(laugh)
Man oh man...I'm killing the blogs out here, they need first aid....(laugh)....too funny to pass up...and def. too funny to add any other postings over it for the rest of the day, so I'll just stop with this video....crazy funny.
Socom 4 (Photo of the Day)
Not sure if this is even the actual game's cover, but having recently befriended my big homie "Steve," he's co-signed the game dumb hard and revealed to me his PS3 addiction....
(laugh)
Now, I'm going to be turning things up a notch...with the fact that I've been putting in the crazy amount of time with GTA IV, my "new" gig is looking like this Socom game...according to homie, you rock a Blue Tooth-like head set and go into the online-mode only game being teamed up with other people playing and go all or nothing against your enemies...
Really not the big "military" type, but the way Steve described it....no question this is going to be one of the few upcoming games I cop for the PS3...shucks, this may even get the YouTube treatment if it's as good as it sounds....
NPR
Despite the fact that I'm a full blown hip-hop writer, I can't deny the "one" radio station I stick with on the regular...
National Public Radio (NPR)...
For the record, if you're unfamiliar with it, check your local stations and find out when it comes on...easily the best format for news...but even better than that? The other shows that play during the weekends...granted, it's mostly when I'm out and about in the whip that I turn it on, but oh boy....
Car Talk, Car Junkies?
Hilarious.
Wait Wait I Know That?
Incredible.
(Not sure if that's the correct title...give or take a few syllables...)
There are a few others I really mess with, but to kick back and listen to "good" material and stuff that's actually entertaining without all the frills and commercials, truly a great feeling.
Ahhhhh......I have to go with my signature decision for "NPR.."
CO-SIGNED.
Baaallin' (Video Featuring NBA Ballers)
I suppose it ended when Reebok took over with a ten year NBA contract, but man...when Nike dropped this commercial during All-Star Weekend 'round 2000 or so....oh boy, it was officially over...
Watching a video like this, it really makes me wonder why David Stern can't, or "couldn't" respect the passion and connection between hip-hop and basketball. I mean, banning all other clothing except a business suit to games is probably the biggest slap in the face...
You're talking about grown men...this isn't a chess tournament, yah mean? Sure, I'm still catching feelings from his ruling a few years ago with the dress code, but referring back to the above video...you have to remember that basketball has evolved into a part of "hip-hop."
Listen to the screeching and dribbling rhythm, everything is in tune, right? Ahhhhh...but sometimes you have to let folks do their own thing...this video is crazy and still has me kicking back remembering the days when LeBron was in highschool and AI was ready to take his basketball career to the studio as "Jewelz"....oh boy...
The Old Ye
Yerp, it's funny because so far I've only been able to get the co-sign from one or two folks...and I think even "they" agreed with me just to keep me from having to son 'em...but flow with me...
Kanye West, 2003-2005...incredible, right?
Kanye West, 2005-2008...err...chea?
Now everyone has their own arguments, but I can't keep it in any longer....I miss the old Ye. When I first heard "College Dropout," I was not only shocked, but I couldn't help but rolling with it on the regular.
"Late Registration?" Dumb silly good...and then came "Graduation," and the excessive usage of bright colors and fancy designer co-signs and Ye has me stuck wondering....
Come on, doesn't everyone remember his "All Falls Down," where he's chasing after Stacey Dash and has the ill blazer (I think?) with the Jordans?
Folks have told me that "he has to grow, Cyrus" but come on...get outta here with that, fo' real fo' real?
I'm sure Ye is still doing his thing...his wordplay is still on top of the charts, but honestly? I need another "College Dropout" record, or just the less complex version of Ye...and don't get it twisted and say it has been hard due to his mother passing, 'cause he switched it up "crazy" hard with Graduation while Donda West was still here, right?
Yerp, probably over thinking it...but man...things were simply complexed back when he tossed up the Rocafella diamond in the early days....
Ahh...just me thinking out loud, flow with me if you're still there...
Keep It Coming
Love it...
Sure, it's not the one Grandpa laced the kid with last year, but it's pretty close. For everyone who puts at least a solid two or three hours behind a computer/lap top, you "have" to upgrade your 'cyber' status and cop one of these or at least request it for the holidays.
In simplest terms, it's a "cup warmer," but man oh man...how well it works. I've used mine just a few times so far, but the ease and ability to keep the hot chocolate...er...."hot" while going straight 1993 Mike Tyson with the typing, ahhh...it's an incredible feature.
Now sure, I know some folks aren't in to hot chocolate, but if you're a coffee head or even mess with tea, this will easily get the job done...
Just saying, just saying...if you could use the warm cups (especially with the cold weather 'round here)...it's an ill look...plus you'll feel like Donald Trump or another executive...office desk objects always interest the lil' homie, fo' real fo' real....
Remember The Times (Video Featuring Chris Rock)
(LAUGH)
Without giving too much of a spoiler for people who may watch this clip later on, I'll say this...
Chris Rock and his "The Chris Rock Show" were easily the 'best' things to come out of HBO's rise to the top...sure, you can tag Sopranos, Arli$$ and other gigs, but when it came to "real" humor from the heart, nobody could mess with "Pookie," right?
Sure, Chris has gone on to do other ventures like his movies and stand-up comedy again, but nothing can even come remotely close to when he put on crazy acts like "Wanda Sykes" and was able to spin-off the character Pootie Tang, right?
(LAUGH)
Kick back and laugh....fo' real fo' real....
Me vs You (Video Featuring Martin, Pam)
(laugh)
I love it, fo' real fo' real...this is really just a "classic" scene of Martin and "Pam" going back and forth with the punch lines. The crazy part? I used to pull off the same scenario back in high school (Natural Science class, actually) with Chi'quanna. Maybe it was because I wouldn't holla back at ol' girl, but from tossing a few "friendly" verbal jabs at each other, we had this steez of me "versus" you down packed.
Ahhh....I suppose the equivalent of that "today" would be angry and passionate sex, right?
Eh....why not?
Hey Mama (Product Placement)
They don't call Angie Martinez "The Voice of New York" fo' nothin', right? Honestly, let me tell you...I had the biggest crush on ol' girl since 2002 and even copped her "Animal House" album along with the other joint....just outta a straight highschool crush, can you believe it?
Well...fast forward a few years later and the big homie got the chance to cover her new show, "The Angie Martinez Show" set to debut on BET next Monday at 11:30 p.m. Granted, it's set up a a "special," but she already has plans to make it pop off into a recurring thing...
Ahhh....you gotta love Angie Martinez...(and her mom looks so fly, too...)
Giving a more urbanized version of "Charlie Rose" and "Inside the Actor's Studio," Ang sits down with Jigga, LL and J.Lo's jump-off on the new gig...it might be a close call 'tween Family Guy, but I'm looking forward to catching it either Monday or as a re-run....fo' real fo' real!
Got 'Em
(laugh)
I'm starting to feel it...what once had become an 'occasional' habit has turned into a full blown habit....
Making online video game heads explode...(whoa!!! PAUSE?)
Becoming more and more determined to increase my ranking in Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City, I have been putting in a good couple hours throughout the day into the cherished 'Death Mode'....now, while I have yet to officially cop the head gear, I "KNOW" my enemies are screaming out in anger...(laugh)
Much like the reaction homie up above has, my sleek shooting skills are getting better, response time has been upped and I am learning all of the secret spots to set off ambushes...
Call if the new version for "Revenge of the Nerds," but I'm slowly reaching "Untouchable" status on the PS3 system....
For all competitors, you already know....
"CyrusKLanghorne"
I'll holla....(chea!)
Ownership (Video of Folks Getting Owned)
Granted, it's a bit corny, but the other top choices had me grabbing body parts and squinting my eyes crazy hard.
Enjoy and share a chuckle...in the northern area, if you get "owned," it stays on your personal record. Keep that in mind...protect ya neck (Wu-Tang)! (laugh)
Just saying, just saying...
WTF (Video Featuring Dominos)
You "owe" me for these....please let me introduce you to "The Noid" (1980s), "Bad Andy" (2000s) and "Pasta Dude" (2008)....long story short? Domino's fell off and flipped the script....(Pasta Dude is the worst...fo' real fo' real...)
"In 1989, a man, Kenneth Lamar Noid, who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza, Noid surrendered to police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime, but he was found not guilty by reason of insanity."
"His objective was to get Domino’s employees to break the rules set down by the company (his most famous was trying to get a worker to use a rolling pin to shape the crust, even resorting to stalking to get him to try it)."
"The dance move in question looked as if "Pasta Dude" was depicting a sexual position. To be more accurate, "Pasta Dude's left hand looked as if it were placed on the small of an invisible partner's back, while his right hand slapping their bottom from behind."
"In 1989, a man, Kenneth Lamar Noid, who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza, Noid surrendered to police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime, but he was found not guilty by reason of insanity."
"His objective was to get Domino’s employees to break the rules set down by the company (his most famous was trying to get a worker to use a rolling pin to shape the crust, even resorting to stalking to get him to try it)."
"The dance move in question looked as if "Pasta Dude" was depicting a sexual position. To be more accurate, "Pasta Dude's left hand looked as if it were placed on the small of an invisible partner's back, while his right hand slapping their bottom from behind."
Fire Rainbow (Photo(s) of the Year)
(laugh) I promised myself I would refrain from any "Green Goblin" references, but come on...is this illy or what? The sick part? (Sick in a 'good' way, of course...)
These images are all "real," nothing is made up or fabricated. The green effect is actually natural and is an effect from a fire...I believe these shots are from Alaska...come on, when you have grandparents that send you jokes and crazy ill images like this in e-mails, you know you "won," right?
Lovin' life, stayin' fly and back to molesting my baby (blog) again....WHOA!!!!
Sooo sooo "Double Whammy" with it, catch up!
So Long (Video Featuring Cassidy, Raekwon)
"I ain't frontin', yeah, I lost a dime, but you crossed the line and ain't followed directions, you gone, gettin' back together's outta the question, I moved on..."
My joint, my joint...I remember havin' a crazy dumb silly crush on my girl "Paula" back in summer '05 and I played the back too long and played this record on the regular to get over the crazy crush...come on, who can fake, Cassidy kills these types of songs, freestyle king or not....
NBA Bloopers (Best of 2006 - 2007 Season)
(laugh)
I'm on my basketball jones right now, flow with me!
(LAUGH)
Best of Quagmire (Video Featuring Family Guy)
Recently I've been going back and forth with my lil' homie Proc...(who COMPLETELY bit off the kid and jocked my steez with his own newly created blog....)...but at the end of the day, we ALL know Family Guy ran Simpsons all day...sure, bring up the time difference issues....but come on, who reps for popular culture harder than Family Guy?
Therefore, it was only right that I take the time to toss up my favorite character, Quagmire...no one from Simpsons could even mimic a fourth of the material he offers on the regular....fo' real fo' real!
Heartless
(laugh)
Pay no mind to the above title, I felt like rolling with it since Ye's album drops next Tuesday...er...Monday, I believe....
Scarlett Johansson....besides co-signing Barack and doing a few movie gigs 'round the way, I have to say.....
"Who is this chick?"
Honestly, I could point out Amil in Spanish Harlem before I could pick out Scarlett given the same situation.....most folks speak on her breasts (peep above,) but I'm dumb silly lost when it comes to hearing her name mentioned in random conversations, or especially the blog setting...
I refuse to believe it has anything to do with my hip-hop favoritism and "urban" mind setting...honestly, last I heard about ol' girl was that she fell off, right?
Well, 'gardless...I felt it was only right to toss her up out of the blue and let people either be introduced to her (peep Wikipedia link if you need more...) or enjoy a quick snap shot showing off her...er...."goods," yao ming?
For the record, "Saw V" was wack....(whew...) Thanks, had to get that out of my system...mad random...I know, I know....
Second Round K.O. (Video of the Day)
Thanks to good ol' albumhunt, my "rare" music collection has become dumb silly. Imagine "Jurassic Park" with the dinosaurs and try to flow with me....basically, albums I used to have back in the day via mom's cassette tapes and vinyl records (word up!) I've been bringing back to life via albumhunt...
The "best" of the best, though? Caninbus' "Can-I-Bus" record...sure, Em(inem) went off on homie via "The Eminem Show" back 'round 2002, but I'm talking about that 1998 Canibus where he offered a solid 12 or so tracks filled with mind stunning ideology and theories...
But of course, "Second Round K.O."....when's the last time someone took a jab at LL Cool J? It felt good to hear the young rhyme slinger step to the booth and go at the (alleged) "G.O.A.T" with no thoughts on the aftermath....
Sure, LL caught the better half of that battle, but it still marks a time in my mind when emcees were "really" Masters of Ceremony and took the rhyming to a whole 'nother level....
Love it, enjoy it....
Eazy Duz It (Photo of the Day)
I'll leave Ciara be, but let me just drop a few bars on ol' girls outfit.
Crazy simple and relaxed, I love it...now, despite the fact that I'm going the "button-up" route as of lately and have gotten my look in a more "mature" mode (by coincidence, of course...), I'm loving shorties who can whip up an easy outfit like up above.
Granted, this was probably during one of her dance breaks, but the gear speaks volumes to an easy and comfortable look. From the J's (Jordans) to the Nike sweatpants to even the white tee....you have to love a female who can kick back on the couch with you and go through marathon after marathon of "The Three Stooges" via AMC, right?
Therefore.....an English wifey who switches back and forth from upscale gear to relaxed outfits like Ciara...chea, something like that is what I'm looking for....
Snowball War (Video Featuring Donald Duck)
Yerp. Not only is this video mad suspect but it's a slap in the face to my favorite studio, Warner Bros.
Keep it gully, Bugs could son, son Mickey Mouse all day. Same with Daffy Duck to Donald, however I had to toss this up real quick.
Since seeing snow yesterday and with a nice vacation coming up soon, I figure it's only right to have a lil' fun with it...even if it means re-jogging your memories to those "Disney Channel" days where 'Alice in Wonderland' was dope and Little Richard played "Itsy Bitsy Spider" via the piano during commercial breaks....
Are you in that mood, yet?
Wu Tang, Wu Tang
You "have" to love the Wu-Tang Clan....(PROTECT YA NECK!!!)
(laugh)
Sorry for that above title line....I get in to Wu mode every now and again. From recently talking about their new Wu-Tang boots they've got with Fila to speaking on different solo projects each member has, "Wu Tang Chess" has to be the most unique version I heard of over the summer.
To be honest, I have still yet to peep it, but we're talking about a kid who was up to become an official "Scrabble Online" member 'fore the writing gigs popped up, yada mean?
Maybe it's dope, maybe it's a wack venture, but one thing is for certain....
It's the "Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang".....(laugh)
Fearless
Honestly, I've hinted at it before...but let me tell you....worst fear? (Besides being in a full time relationship....)
Being broke. Fo' real fo' real, say I have the energy to win...but being broke and "Go Cyrus Go" are nowhere near related.
Don't get it twisted, everyone has had times when their pockets were a bit low, but much like my man Baron Davis said in a recent interview via Styles P's "Gangster Chronicles, Volume 1,"
"I try to save 75 percent of what I make and live off 25 percent."
It sounds a bit bonkers, but it's true. If you have a savings account, keep your "extra" paper on the hush-hush and start stackin' high. Just because it's the holidays doesn't mean you have to go and cop the Louie Vuitton kicks for hubby or Tiffany & Co. earrings for wifey....
Sure, it sounds like I'm trying to do an urban version of "CNN Money," but at the end of the day, it pays off...
Let folks, if they're curious, think your paper doesn't stretch as "long" as it really does. Now, that doesn't mean being cheap and sticking to the "Dollar Menu" with shorty, but don't splurge "too" much....
Ahhhhh...giving money tips, you gotta love it, right?
How To Get Someone To Kiss You (Video)
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. Well, actually, I could. Honestly, you have to give respect to YouTube and really just 'life' and 'technology' in today's times.
Come on, when there are videos available online focusing on how to teach you the (alleged) proper moves to rub up on someone, you "know" things done changed like Big Poppa once said.
While I always believe practice makes perfect, you have to pay homage to videos like this one showing you "how to do this, son" and really taking the time to give you the step-by-step, play-by-play.
Why not, right?
(laugh)
G'Morning
Ahhhh....I'm B.O.M.B. again....early bird special, the night jump-off was getting wack...let's see how long I can keep this up....but I must say, it feels CRAZY good to be back typing at the computer getting things started again, early.....
Must See (Video)
I know, I've done this posting before...but let me clarify.
*If you've been to New York City at least once in your life (and taken the subway).
*If you have an HD television
*If you have a Blue Ray DVD player (PS3 heads, you count too...)
PURCHASE THIS FLICK (on Blu Ray).....
Yerp, that's about it...
Jingle All The Way (Photo of the Day)
In addition to the cold weather 'round here, it's also getting closer to the time of year when all the times you (try to) hit the mall to cop a quick New Era fitted, you're followed by numerous cars trying to see you leave your car...
Mad dumb silly long lines of whips 'round my neck of the woods go hard when it comes to holiday shopping. I never really understood why folks would hit up the mall though, out of all places, to do their shopping...I mean, Wal-Mart, Target, etc....those are the "real" deals..but everyone has their own thing they have to do....
So here we are....Tuesday, November 18....and I'm telling you like ol' girl Jennifer Hudson, get the shopping done.......NOW!
(laugh)
Okay, okay...so maybe the "NOW!" was a bit over hyped, but trust me...whether you just have a wifey and no other family like my man Mark Wahlberg from "The Big Hit," or it's something similar to "The Brady Bunch," start putting a few dollars a side and getting that wrapping paper and a few gifts here and there...
See, with me....my family celebrates Christmas in January, since we all dip to Missouri for the "big event," therefore I normally luck out of the long lines, but even I'm already stacking up my presents....get the work knocked out...or at least a "majority" by late November and early December so you can go to the mall, order a Chick-fil-a sandwich with a soda and enjoy watching everyone hit the "Panic Room" button as they shop 'til they drop....
(85 percent sure I'm not doing "Black Friday" this year, fo' real fo' real!)
End of Days
Honestly, I think I used the above title previously this month, but flow with me....
Winter. New York City. New Jersey. Snow. Cold.
Sure, I'm thugging it out with the warm caps and double hoody attire, but shucks...it's not even late November and guess what?
Snow flakes are falling, literally.
With dogs barking for walks, birds lined up across my backyard wooden fence ready to be fed and hours of sleep missed out...the cold weather has me shaking like I'm trying to pull off an And 1 mixtape cross over audition...
Miami was a thought. Then it was Los Angeles. Maybe Texas? Nah, never Texas.
I've done the Florida gig before and despite the cold temperatures and the dumb silly facial expressions I create upon seeing crazy dudes rocking shorts and sleeveless tops in early December, I can't leave my area....shucks, I was even considering moving to Canada if "that (other) one" was chosen as president....and we all know how cold it can become over there...
I'll suppose hot chocolate and soup will pull me over...but when you see images like the one up top literally in front of you, man oh man...makes you wish you had left the Gucci sneakers at the crib, right?
Not even December and the cold is ready to stay past March...gotta love up North....
Booty of the Week
Chea, chea chea...wasting no time in justifying the "new" addition to the blog, I'm going to hop right into the proceedings this morning....
"Shawty said...."
(laugh)
Honestly, I can't fake...the face is "so-so" and the body is suspect thin, but to see the effort and utterly surprising backside from ol' girl?
HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE, 'WIND ME UP!!!
I have previously said the idea of booty is getting boring to me, but when you consider it on the most amateur level...(we're talking home recording with a piece of paper hand written saying "World Star Hip-Hop,")...you know you're on to something....
Young, fly and flashy...I'll look back in time at this debut and question whether or not it was a "good" move, but for now...I'm Kool Aid guy smiling and ready to keep the postings moving...chea chea chea!
New Section
Well, since I pride myself in having no limits and really doing "me," when it comes to the blog, I feel as though it's only necessary to add another section....the "Mixtape of the Day," finally got deaded...(good ridden)....so I'm topping things off with....dunnn dunnn dunnn.....
"Booty of the Week*
Sure, call me a mulatto or "other" version of "The Man Show" and "King Magazine" combined, but I'm jacking the videos from World Star Hip-Hop and letting them shine on here.
Now, look, I'm all about women's rights and freedom, and I would never want to seem like I'm trying to objectify them (you,) but when I come across a female who puts so much energy and work in to recording three to four minutes of herself shaking, rubbing, oiling and caressing her lower backside, it must be shown appreciation.
Sure, some females will be turned off and wonder why they're still peeping the blog, others may watch out of curiosity, and there are even a select few who will watch, take notes and increase their "sensuality" with their significant others...
Therefore, shorty from yesterday serves as this week's "Booty of the Week"....well, on second thought, I may wait to officially debut 'em next week....
Ahhh.....blogging never felt or looked so good......
Actually...I'll re-debut the clip right above..chea chea chea....
Platinum In One Week (Video of the Day)
(LAUGH)
Why should we help Soulja Boy Tell 'Em go plat(inum) in one week?
"Because my album comes a week after 50 Cent and I gotta sell more records than his a**."
(LAUGH)
Funk it, Soulja Boy is (still) my DUDE. Just over a year since he came on the scene and had people re-living arguments of "hip-hop is officially dead," the lil' homie has shown himself to be a more fly and believable version of "Bow Wow" from when he first came out...
I mean, think about it...the homie doesn't hesitate to curse, speaks his mind (whether right or wrong, just what (he) was feeling at the time, you know), and does the things an 18 year-old should be doing.....including tossing money, flashing cars, tossing out video games left and right, you know, eh.....
(laugh)
Say what you want, but this lil' homie right here is here for the home stretch...have fun, take a listen and at the very least, share a few chuckles....why not?
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