Yup yup, YERP! I have vowed to allow this be the "only" posting until the election has been determined and (Barack,) the victor has been announced.
Honestly, if you're registered, get out there. Like Jay said, I'm not telling you all who to vote for, I'm telling you who I'm voting for, Barack Obama...let's get it, baby.
TO BE CONTINUED -----> POST ELECTION DAY
Ahhhh shucks, here we go! (laugh) From T-Pain having me roll over laughin' to me having to play "Jockin' Jay-Z" over a few "Internet Thugs" trying to pull their own lil' "You So Tough" on the kid...(laugh)....(Word of advice, you can't create an account eight hours ago and then start tossing flickers of "ether" via comments section, you're killing yourself, baby!)
(LAUGH)....ahhhhh, the weekend.....with errything that's gone on this week from the concert to speaking with Styles P (Product Placement coming soon!) to just errything in between, I feel rested and ready to knock out some crazy adventures for the upcoming 48 hour run I have.
Order yourself some Chinese cuisine and peep 'The Heartbreak Kid' while mixing in a few naps and viewings of early bird specials like 'Saved By The Bell' and 'Biker Mice From Mars'....(laugh)
Oh, and please....you already know what it is if you're trying to get yourself put in place like a few previous competitors (ddaarrrkk, AV16510!!!)....
My Erasers can't be messed with though, just a head's up...we're too built for this...(laugh)
Aiight, 'nuff 'greasy' talk, I'm outta outta outta here, baby........
(laugh) I can't even fake, when I was younger I thought you could really go to the store and cop this...(laugh)....who woulda thunk it, huh?
Okay, granted...it's really an "EP," but I'm trying to sell it off of here, aiight?
Peter Rosenberg Presents Oddisee Free Download
Oh snap...if you need a bit of background context, you know I gotcha....seriously though, Peter Rosenberg is an illy fella and he's probably the only person I know in the 'industry' (so far,) that'll answer his phone on the first attempt. (laugh)
Come on, peep the Fruit Roll-Ups commercial and see how my man Rocko from 'Rocko's Modern Life' didn't even receive a name drop when the announcer said erryone's name...'amn, maybe "this" is where the inspiration for rapper Rocko to create "Umma Do Me," right?
You guys realize my punchlines and thought process is a lay-up, right? Catch up!
Fo' real fo' real...I can't apologize, title or no title...man the funk up, right? It took a lil' while after the NBA Finals for me to be happy for Pierce but after seeing this image of homie crying because he saw the banner go up?
NOPE...I refuse to play as the Boston Celtics on my NBA 2K9 game via Playstation 3.
Come on, kid...there's really no excuse to that...even Jay(-Z) will tell you....
"I can't see 'em coming down my eyes, so I gotta make the song cry."
So I'll refrain from calling the lil' homie a "cry baby," but I won't hesitate in putting the image up....'aaaammn Pierce, you look goofed up, kid.
Granted, this isn't "my" shot from the event, but eh....a shorty a few rows in front of me got the up close and personal image from Mr. Carter...
But I still got the ink up on the event, fo' real fo' real....
No matter what I've said in the past, if you ever have the opportunity to see Ne-Yo, Weezy or Jigga Man, Ya Heard live, do it. Each put on an incredible show...hence, my "M.I.A." status for the past 48 hours...(laugh)
Nick had a hit cartoon before "Nick" knew they had a hit cartoon. I can tell you, nearly every aspect of this series had me rolling over as a kid. If Ren and Stimpy didn't rule the 90's, then Beavis and Butthead were facades...(laugh)....
All jokes aside, I can't help it...I'm an illy writer.
Go Cyrus Go's Re-Cap of Jay-Z/Weezy/Ne-Yo and more....
"And this 'ish right heerrrrrrrrrrree."
Not sure if most folks have seen this flick yet, but I'll tell you...(LAUGH)...I've watched Ben Stiller's 'The Heartbreak Kid' at least 30 times since last week. Simply hilarious.
Honestly, I thought it would be a dud when I copped it from the library during the summer, but smashing "Semi-Pro" and competing with "Walk Hard," I found myself rolling over some Taco Bell burritos laughing at how funny Stiller and the Farrelly Brothers truly are....(laugh)
In other words, if you're looking for a crazy good flick to hold you over going in to the weekend or for those in-between power naps, then don't play yourself...peep it.
(LAUGH) (Fo' real, fo' real!)
"Have you been crushing any p*ssy?" -Jerry Stiller
Come on, how's that memory bank working right about now? (LAUGH)
I'm still lovin' my (mom's) Dell lap top for right now, but I have to let folks know...stack your paper and prepare to hit up stores soon because the old-school style "Macbooks" are continuing to go down in price....the jump-off above is running from about $899-$999.
Granted, folks may still remember this one from a minute ago, but errryone who knows Apple realizes that the price range is illy along with the fact it's an "Apple," you're going to be guaranteed nerd booty in a matter of days upon purchasing and carrying around with you in spots like Starbucks.
Okay, so maybe you'll just orgasmic-like pleasure messing with iPhoto and iChat, but it'll be worth the copping. Me, personally? I plan on copping mine veddy vedddddddy soon, but am thinking about falling back 'til 'round "Black Friday" to see if they're going to be tossing any extra ones out "4 Cheap" just like Clipse's Re-Up gang...(laugh)
Now if "THIS" doesn't ring bells of Radio Raheem (spelled right?) from 'Do The Right Thing,' then I have no idea what does.
Peep out the style and design of this wrist watch. You still won't catch me 'laxing in the SoHo section of New York, but I am becoming a bit more aware of various styles and cool designs that are beginning to catch my eyes. I've never been the one to really co-sign a certain designer or brand (although my endless amount of G-Unit clothing and Ralph Lauren could use a re-up....), and yet I'm beginning to become drawn to these interesting features....
It's a tri-borough thing, huh? (laugh)
Honestly...take away advertisements and Internet groupies and you're left with an incredibly "illy" blog that goes by the name of 'GoCyrusGo.blogspot'....who do you know that does it better than this? (laugh)
Some good ol' classic Ren and Stimpy for all my goofballs 'round the world. I'm not even going to use my line, "Some of you may remember...," nah, 'cause if you're unfamiliar with the big homies Ren or Stimpy and can't even identify each one off the top of your dome, you might as well knock this site off of your "Favorite's" 'cause I toss out throwback memories like Donald Trump's brush over, fo' real fo' real.
Back when fart jokes were still taboo, these goofballs were murkin' the game with their witty and overly aggressive punchlines and actions.
Ahhh....the "good" ol' days.
(laugh) Okay, so my title heading is a bit funky, but being that today is Halloween and I'm still getting back in to my 'early bird' mode, I had to toss this in here. I'm not sure whether home girl should be proud that she gave birth to "that" or if she should start signing the "Once she turns 18" adult-film star paperwork.
I'm going to let it sit on the blog, you guys can use your imagination and captions for what you're getting out of it! (LAUGH...........)
Ahhh...it's simply that time of year again....some good ol' NBA basketball. Now of course I continue to get asked how come I co-sign the professional league so much and not really the college kids..er......because of the cheerleaders?
Kidding, kidding...but all jokes aside, this has got to be one of the most exciting NBA starts in the league's recent history....think about the player movement (Davis/Camby to Clips, Beasley/Rose/Mayo Debut, Greg Oden to make his run, etc...) no diggity doubt ratings should rise like the debates this year, so we'll have to wait and see how much of an impact the 'new' league is going to have for Mr. Stern...
Just in case folks are wondering, chea chea chea....I'm co-signing the New York Knicks HARD this year...don't sleep on D'Antoni's squad this year. I really think the executives brought him in to do some damage against other teams, so we'll see how that works out...but look, his season opener at home against the former NBA Champs "The Heat" and we pull out the "W.." Not a bad look, baby!
I know, I know...I'm still stunned from the event. Will murk the blog tomorrow with orgasmic-ly flowing postings...my mind is still adjusting to having seen Weezy spit rhymes and Jigga flow like water. Fo' real fo' real, dun dun!
(laugh) Yes, I know, I know...whenever I can go with a video featuring the big dinosaur playing himself, it makes it on to the blog. (laugh)
Well, I can't fake it...the editing done on this particular clip is actually well done as the mouth, gestures and actions all combine very nicely throughout the entirety and has me cracking up laughing throughout the 2 or so minutes of straight clowning.
Shucks, who doesn't remember the big purple dino that made it appear "gangsta" to sing "I love you," even though we always flipped it on the school buses for some "I hate you" remixes. (laugh)
Sometimes my memory is too vivid for its own good. Yerp.
Just a week or so after I tossed out a few jabs against Beyonce and now look at me...home girl has become the "Photo of the Day," simply due to her magical and erotic looking image.
The color, texture and overall position makes me wonder whether Jay has finally rented "Kama Sutra: The Art of Pleasure" or if he's just crazy in love. (laugh)
Well, Beyonce has regained my attention. Fo' real fo' real.
(laugh) Yes, the idea is still a bit horrific for some of the readers...thinking about getting down and dirty with Ms. Rehab, but I had to toss in the "reminder" to folks thinking I've ditched ol' girl for a walk down memory lane with my other girl Rosario Dawson. (laugh)
Although she looks as though diapers may be rocked on the down low, I'll still give a crazy shout-out and send mad love to my girl Amy...accent and looks alike, shorty can still get it. (laugh)
Only issue I'm still having nowadays is wondering whether I "need" and English wifey or "want" one. Hhhhmmmm...
Honestly, be easy with the mad suspect looks and reconsiderations over the blog. (laugh) It's hilarious, loosen up tough guy. Whether folks want to admit it or not, the creator behind this "Saved by the Bell" meets "Brokeback Mountain" is on the verge of being considered a true genius.
Or maybe "pervert." Either way, to mash up these various scenes from Zack and Slater is just incredible and to put this "suspect" twist to it? Classic.
I've been peeping the show on a weekend basis every Saturday morning, so to see some of these scenes be replayed with a "new" look to 'em is simply hilarious.
Come on, no homophobia here and def. no "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy," but just an "Other" type of fella with a few giggles, join in, yo....
I know we're still pretty far from a look like this...(especially with "global warming's" magic)...but it must be said....
New York is illy in this image. (laugh) I'm not the 'biggest' fan of snow, although I wouldn't trade in a shovel for Miami flip flops, but seeing the Big Apple in this shot really makes me proud to be 'round the area.
Ahh....I'll just let the image take over...crazy illy.
Yup, it doesn't get more cornier than this, huh? (laugh) I had to toss in a throwback for when I used to get mom hyped up over wrestling as we'd order in the Pizza Hut meals and watch the hilarious commentary courtesy of class acts like The Rock, Stone Cold, Vince McMahon, Mick Foley/Mankind, etc...
(laugh) I know wrestling is still illy to quite a few folks, but to be a kid who never got in to it, and then out of nowhere become addicted to later peacing out with it, I had to toss this in here. You can't take a subway 'round Penn Station without coming across numerous Triple H signs and advertisements, so I figured I'd take people's minds back to the earlier times, yada mean? (laugh)
Chea chea chea!
(laugh) I just love how this election, in particular, has strung along the perfect opportunity to offer fans a wide spread gathering of mixtapes, concerts and special announcements via a slew of rappers.
DJ Premier Presents "A Time 4 Change" Mixtape Download
Come on, it's Premo...who can argue with that, right?
I know, I know...it's a bit dated, but who can fake the funk on such a classic and "fun" record, right? Mr. Dro. It's funny because I actually clowned him when he first came out on the scene with his 'Shoulder Lean,' then a new wifey here, couple tracks there and an official copy via burning a disc from the local library and I'm one of Dro's biggest fans.
As I've said before, his colorful rhyme scheme and vivid wordplay makes everything he say worthy of orgasmic-like "play back" pressing, so I'm rolling with him. Too bad his buzz hasn't been stronger as of lately, 'cause Tip seems to be more concerned with his other crew members like Big Kuntry King and Alfamega.
All good though, I'm sure Dro is keeping the ATL hot 'long with the entire Southern rap scene.
(laugh) Besides taking the chance of people calling this image "mad suspect," I'm rolling with the comedy aspect of it.
Kobe. A-Rod. Tony. Michael.
Some of the game's top athletes all paying homage to this classic scene made infamous by the one and only Tom Cruise. (laugh) I can't fake, it's pretty dope although it looks crazy photo cropped.
If this image does nothing more than make you wonder why Kobe is the only one rockin' baggy shorts, then at least consider the message being driven here:
Party like a (Guitar Hero) rock star and have fun. More times than not, if you're able to accomplish your main goals in life and stay on track then there's no question that you should be able to have fun at the same time, fo' real fo' real. (laugh)
It's official. I cannot drive the whip on a daily basis anymore...ever since getting my "Biker Boyz" on on the two wheeler, it's opened my eyes and cleared my lungs...ahhhhh....(laugh)
Okay, that "ahhhh" was a bit drastic, I'll admit. Sometimes you have to be open to new things and experiences, so as the winter days slowly creep closer to us and the grass continues to become deaded, I'm thinking of ways to make the bike appear a bit more...er..."illy," for lack of a better hip-hop phrasing, right?
Surround sound speakers? Chromed out spokes? Custom Designed Louie Vuitton cushion seat? Hhhmmm....I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Simply the greatest. Okay, so maybe it has a little to do with the fact that I'm seeing Jigga tomorrow night for the first time, but fo' real fo' real...looking at his catalog of music and the hits he's provided for hip-hop in such a short time span, it's truly amazing...
When your "worse" record still sells a million plus and you can sell-out concerts in a matter of minutes...you know you're on top of the world...Mr. Carter, Mr. Carter...(laugh)
(Aight, so I'm hyped like a lil' kid on those old school toy runs through Kay Bee Toys with the shopping cart and 60 seconds.....spare my goofiness, yo!)
I still can't call him "The Greatest Rapper Alive," but Weezy def. has a ton of respect and admiration from me...
Lil' Wayne and DJ Drama Present The Dedication 2 Mixtape
...his energy is pretty mass and word play still has me trippin'. Granted, folks are giving him the comparison to your typical "freestyle rapper" rather than paying homage to his concepts and other credentials, but eh....Weezy shows no concern and the cash registers keep ringin'....so why not?
Corny. Wack. Confusing. Wiggity Wack.
Sorry, call a spade a spade...out of the entire series, never once have I been so confused and unexcited (laugh) as this flick....fo' real fo' real....the "sad" part? A sequel is already in the works. Yerp.
Honestly? I still cannot get enough of this game. The weekend continues to see a solid 5 or so combined hours of GTA IV gameplay via the Playstation 3.
However, easily one of the greatest set-up's my crew (The Erasers) have pulled off. Very quickly, let me break it down....
The big homie (B!) and me have been havin' a war-of-words 'tween another camp, "DarkHitmen" or something along those lines...(although, how do you call yourself a hitman and don't know what "187" means, right?)...well, duke kept on trying to get on us, so I had my soldier set-up a "sit down" with this main rival leader, "Ddaarrkk"....(laugh).....B told him it would be a simple "truce" meeting...
Too bad he didn't reveal to him that we were both stocked on armor and weapons...but 'gardless, duke was down for it, but said he would only do it with his own crew member....so here we are....The Erasers (Go Cyrus Go, "B!") and this wack opposing squad....(Ddaarrkk, AV16510)...we all hop in the same whip and duke takes us to the tunnel.
Knowing this was going to be a pure ambush, I made sure to have the rifle ready, but upon getting out of the vehicle once we reached our destination, I made a quick change....both members getting out, I tossed a grenade under the car, told B to start running, and let me tell you....
....doesn't even come close to the explosion and deaths of "Ddaarrkk" and his homie. Therefore, just remember...if you come after the king, you better not miss....straight Erasers style...(LAUGH)
Freeway and Vivica.
'gardless of whether they're together or not, it just continues to boggle my mind whether or not dating 'tween formats is a good look. It's always been fun to see major celebrities putting the hip-hop and urban world on blast (Kim Kardashian, Megan Good, Lindsay Lohan, etc...), so of course seeing Vivica make the move from 50 to Free (take it to the top...er..."bottom"?)...makes me smile 'cause hip-hop is getting a bit more exposure, but I also wonder about ol' girl and "why" she would continue to mess with the urban realm, right?
Ahhh, funk it...she probably accidentally fell in to posing for Free Weezy in this shot, fo' real fo' real.... "Early!!!"
So I'm still analyzing it a bit more in my mind. Of course I have love for Joe Budden, especially the way he keeps it so real and revealing via his raps, but I still can't contrive the main point of his videos....
Yes, they're very dope in the sense of allowing fans to get a bit closer to Mr. Mood Muzik, but isn't it really just putting in the idea that YouTubin' it is illy? Who knows, maybe that is a good look. I've seen or come across so many clips of emcees gripping a few clips and talking so greasy (although they were "unsigned" at the time...) about their rapping skills...so in that sense, I'm glad to see the big homie doing something "positive" if you can even call it that.
Ehhh, why not...Joe Budden getting on Royce Da 5'9....I'll keep it movin'....
(laugh) I'm not really the one to go 'too' nature and animal-like via the blog, but I have to show love and support for one of the numerous images grandma sent my way. Now it may not strike your eyes in the very beginning, but peep the baby squirrel tucked in with the puppies. (laugh) Message? Sure, no matter how much of an odd ball you may ever see yourself being, just realize if you have the right attitude (and swagger), there's no way you can't pull it off....
Shout-out to Barack, folks are a bit shook, but overall, you got the presidency on smash...chea chea chea!
(laugh) Still think Shawty Lo is foamin' for T.I, huh? (Err...."pause".....)
I can't fake, I still enjoy this little bickering back and forth because being from up north, you can't help but appreciate the Southern slang and mind setting of these fellas down thurr.
The ironic part about everything? Tip has already addressed everything Shawty has said in the past, present and what'll continue to spew out of his mouth in the future. Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and know when to toss your clip down low.
At the end of the day, I see it like this. When you compare the two, Tip will have to be looked at as "Marlo Stansfield" and Shawty can get the respect of "Avon Barksdale." Sure they're from the same neck of the woods, but time comes and goes so it's only right to realize Tip is the "King" (lack of a better phrasing) and it's your duty to fall back. (All my "The Wire" heads, I know you're with me, right?)
Who knows what the final outcome will be...beef gets broiled, boiled and burnt over most times and sometimes it just marinates, so we'll see how it goes dooowwwwn at the end.
(You gotta love it, though...)
All jokes aside, Old Spice has won my respect. Despite the image being a bit wack, the product homie is gripping in this shot is actually one of the latest creations by the deodorant company....
I couldn't even make that up. It amazes me how brilliant the concept is. Of course folks know Jigga Man (Jay!) has been name dropping "swag" since '02 and people are still just "now" catching up with it via records from "T.I." "Jim Jones" etc, etc...but to take a popular idea and materialize it into something you can place on store shelves? Come on, that's soo soo "good" money right there.
Gotta respect it, fo' real fo' real.
Well, it's officially over now. Granted I don't curse or toss out "too" many explicit items via the "GoCyrusGo" format, but this is guaranteed to either lose or (temporarily) gain a few readers.
The funny part about this flick is the simple fact that I got it from "World Star Hip-Hop" which is typically primarily based on hip-hop videos, not a spoofed Sarah Palin clip that puts hardcore and politics together to fornicate.
All I can think of is, "Eh," so I'm rolling with it. The acting is actually very well-done considering who it's modeling and I have yet to fully view the er....."plot".....but I'm sure it follows all the same structures of a well-oriented adult flick.
(PS...Election is only eight days away, chea chea chea!)
Yup yup...it's official. Another "that time of year, again" and the Saw flick is back at it 'gain. I keep on falling sucker for it because each time I peep it, I truly believe it's going to be the 'final' one...(laugh)...and for some reason, after being proven wrong the past three times, I STILL think that this is truly going to be the final, final, "final" one....
Enjoy the weekend, look forward to my recap of this flick come Monday morning and laugh it up...PS3 heads, you already know... "CyrusKLanghorne" ...but bring a fully loaded clip, fo' real fo' real....
Once again it's on....
I can't fake, Game is illy to me now. Granted, I had to ride out against him during those infamous G-Unit v.s. G-Unot days, but lyrically? He really can't be messed with. Not even my big homie Lloyd Banks can go bar for bar with him at the "eeeend" of the day, 'cause Banks is truly the punch line king....
Therefore, I'm tossing Game back out on to the blog...and think about it. He named his son "Harlem," you don't get too much more New York than that...fo' real fo' real.
Yup, it's happening. Now don't get it twisted, I still have my crazy stack of tee-shirts and jerseys, but I've been rocking the button ups quite often as of lately.
I can't fake, I've been wearing them every day. As much as it kinda irks me to say it, I am becoming a button up type of fella. Keep in mind, the fitted stays legitted with the outfits along with the 'rag, but something about the simplicity and style of a button up just feels comfortable.
From being out in public to chilling around the crib, it's simply a "good" look. Take the fam(ily) out to dinner or planning on getting love up in the VIP (Champagne Room) of the club, it's a "good" look. Word of advice, unbutton yourself if wifey gets in that "mood," just saying, just saying...the dry cleaners are charging for buttons nowadays...
My response to this?
"Myspace is watching, YouTube is talking...."
YES!!! Call me a "losssser boy" (shout-out to Triston, those Capitol days, maaaan) or just a video game nut (pause!), but whenever Friday comes 'round, it should be without question that it's Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City all weekend long. Well, granted, not "all" weekend long, but with a steady few hours allocated to putting in work with my squad, The Erasers, it should only be right that I hype myself up...
From "Party Mode" to teamin' up with my big brother (B!) to wreck terror throughout 'innocent' assassins in the "Free Mode," we got the game on smash, stop trippin'!
Co-signed. (Although that N-Bomb caught me off guard, but just ride it out...)
Of course I hype up fitted hats any chance I have via the blog, but let me tell you. The fall 'round this time of the year in New York (City) is incredible. Not so much due to the fact that folks are actin' like it's freezing cold or buying extra doses of Starbucks for that "look," but it's the influx of fitted hats (especially Yankee ones) that spread throughout the entire city.
Sure, some folks say....'Cyrus, you can't always rock a fitted...' funk outta here, of course I can, buddy! (laugh)
Seriously though, the look and texture of a Yankee New Era fitted simply cannot be touched and with the cold days and cold nights continuing to pour on us throughout the upper Eastern region, it's a no brainer....Tip swings his Louie rag, I'm tippin' the fitted, legitted.
(LAUGH) P(eter) Rosenberg is my DUDE....honestly, if you're not too familiar with homie and you "promise" you're a hip-hop head, def. catch up on his shows and impromptu acts via YouTube....but in the meantime, I had to show the big homie some love because every time I speak with him, it's always laughs and serious hip-hop talk....
Hence, P(eter) Rosenberg's upcoming hip-hop EP....dun dun duuuuuun.
(laugh) Think about it...Buckshot, Saigon, Lil' Fame (and crew) all in the same studio, for a six hour session and able to put records together off the top of their dome? Incredibly incredible. It makes me want to go back and delete my old school posting on "Hip-Hop Is Dead," 'cause shucks, we'll go strictly underground 'fore the nail is put in the coffin....fo' real fo' real!
First ever Jay-Z/Lil' Wayne concert come Tuesday, can't help but wait, fo' real fo' real...just a head's up, if I bump in to any readers, please don't YouTube the kid, 'cause from having to cover the event for (fill in the blank), I'm going to be shoutin' out every bar Jigga slays...
Cwwwazy hyped like a Bay Head emcee....
Anyone else sense the irony right about here? (laugh) Fo' real fo' real though...I have so much 'spect for Jigga man and to be able to keep it "illy" (yup, that's my "ish" for the next 24 hours....) while revealing his inner thoughts on "Song Cry," it makes me wonder how I'm 'pposed to imitate that...well, actually, as a full-blown Gemini to the core, I 'ppose it comes naturally...
-The Notorious B.I.G.
'nuff said, fo' real fo' real....
Sometimes you just have to try "new" things and from talking with Knux...I'm def. spreading the word...
The Knux Talk Art Over Money, Jimmy Iovine and Common Sense...
I'm soo illy.....(laugh)
This record really speaks volumes to me. Although Kingdom Come basically gets filed away with "Life and Times of Shawn Carter Volume 3," I still mess with it a bit hard. From the night scenes to the whole "story of a champion, baby you're a champion...."
Ahhhh..........(I'm smilin' cwwwazy big right now....can't even disclose via the blog...(yet)....)
It's completely over. Google Chrome is dominating, but when you think about it...why wouldn't it?
Google: YouTube, Photobucket, Blogger, etc....they're really taking this industry at lightning fast speed. Fo' get all of that, let me simply clarify matters...
Internet Explorer? (Whoaaa...update your browsers, yo!)
The simplicity, ease, comfort and break-down of Chrome is dope. Come on...."Google Chrome"? The name sounds like an ill title alone, fo' real fo' real....
Get yourself familiar with the future 'fore you get caught being played out...
Hilarious. It just struck me last night how incredibly hilarious Ben Stiller is. I used to always hate on homie, mostly due to his goofy expressions and suspect actions....but after reviewing some of my top flicks from him (Heartbreak Kid, Something About Mary, etc...) I can't get 'nuff.
From the awkward looks to his slightly insecure but 'confident' persona he displays on the screen, Stiller is illy. (laugh)
In other words?
Yup, the audio is a bit off and the video is borderline grainy, but I'm still rolling with it. Sure, it doesn't beat the (spoofed) Killa Cam version down below, but Jay just shows hip-hop is soo soo global.
We got one!
Not "too" big on the whole entire Southern rap scene, but homage must be paid for various greats that range from Scarface and UGK to Outkast and 2 Live Crew...
Three Kings Mixtape of the Day...
I can't fake, when Tip called himself the "King," my beeper went off in the dome reminding me to check out Luda's response...and a few years later, it's already written...
Come on, anyone who has ever hated on Jay-Hova cannot diss this track...easily one of his dopest and illest songs ever made. Put together the illy setting, Jay-Z's infamous Maybach shot and some witty wordplay (Yao Miiinggg?), no one can touch homie. Fo' real fo' real...I know this video makes its way 'pon the site every now and again, but why not...I'm running this Go Cyrus Go 'isssh, maaan! (laugh)
(laugh) This video has creeped up on the blog a few times throughout the year, but since I've been behind a computer all night doing "mystery" work, I figure it's only right to pay homage....get 'em, Killa!
Or as Go Cyrus Go would say for today..."Blame It On A Potato & Beef Roast..." 'cause I've nearly pulled an all-nighter with marathons of "Heartbreak Kid," "Die Hard 2" and "The Departed" playing in a row....whew.....
Freekey Zekey's Blame It On The Henny Free Mixtape Download
Maybe he had a lil' too much when he splurged the champagne (peep video from below...) on shorty, right? Hhhmm....
Ahh, it's funny. It's funny...(laugh)
(laugh) Yes, that was def. a very corny title and I apologize for the lack of "energy" and wildness throughout today's postings...having just pulled an all-nighter (although I plan on sneaking in a power nap within the next 20 minutes....), I've been down-and-out a bit, so take my words for what they're worth, chea chea chea!
While I'll save folks the time from reading endless quotes, I'll just break it down like this...
Showtime has officially signed for two more seasons of "Dexter."
In other words, if you haven't peeped an episode yet, it's def. about that time you get familiar with "ovguide.com," yo!
The illest show (ever made and) out right now....
(laugh) I "had" to make this a video of the day, simply due to the fact that I can't recall a woman being sprayed with champagne since Dame Dash did it in Jigga's "Big Pimpin'" video back 'round '99.
Now don't get it twisted...I'm not saying replicate what homie is doing by coppin' those sparkling cider bottles for the bus pass rides, but just appreciate the entertainment and shock value this DipSet member continues to have. (laugh) The funny thing is that despite Cam, Jim and Juelz's ups and downs, it seems as though Freekey Zekey has always kept a cool head...even with serving that lil' bid...
Come on, laugh it up, y'all...
Only a select few folks know what this image represents...sometimes I want to just "disappear" to my lil' hometown and chillax going through old school memories, but last time I was there (Rome, New York)...things were cwwazy funky and depleted.
Remember the times, folks...remember the times....
Come on, come on...be easy, pimpin'...take a look at the big homie Barack Obama. Now if placing yourself in video games wasn't enough, the (next president and current) illy presidential candidate came up with the idea to use his funding money to buy television space to "talk" to us...ahhhh....I swear, fo' real fo' real...I'm rockin' a United States du rag come November 5th...I can't help but wait....(laugh).....
Honestly, this is probably one of my top "shook" moments right 'round here. The idea that you can be non-stop hilarious in one format (Chappelle's Show) and then catch mad duds when you try to branch out on your own.
My lil' homie may have put it best when he said Charlie Murphy and Darnell Rawlings truly need(ed) Dave in order to play their roles and reach their full potential...but funk it, I'm still co-signing nearly everything Ashy Larry does. While it may not strike the non-stop laughs of his "Nah, son. Say word son, word!?" days during the Comedy Central jump-off, I'm still finding his swagger and "I'm king" attitude as one of his biggest features...
Get 'em Ash!
(laugh) Yes, the title is a bit bonkers. (laugh)
(laugh) I actually meant to post this mixtape up yesterday...
Fabolous Presents Loso's Way Free Mixtape Download
....not too sure how he lays down rhymes on this record, but it's F-a-b-o, you already won...
(laugh) Leila Arcieri. Don't allow the sultry image to fool you, home girl is "illy" when it comes to comedy. Not too sure how many folks remember it, but FX used to play one of my top shows, "Son of the Beach," and ol girl not only had me wishin' 'pon a star for a "first" wifey similar to her but that I could have a "sick" day from school and stay home to watch a taped marathon of those shows....
Errrr.....you know what, I think rather than spit bars, I'm going to allow her image to just grace the blog...soo soo seductive, fo' real fo' real.
Co-signed. Co-signed. Co=signed.
Good ol' Jerky Boys. Not trying to put my big brothers on smash, but Johnny Brennan is already pushing 50....well, actually, he may be there already...I fo' get what Wikipedia said the last time I checked....
But anyway, nearly every morning I keep hearing these cwwazy bad "phone jacks" via Hot 97 and Big Boy in the Morning. Come on, fo' real fo' real? It's crazy wack. Think about it, a fake bill collector is saying you owe them $20,000 or they're coming to your crib and repo'ing everything?
Geesh, can I get a lil' bit of Sal Rosenberg? Frank Rizzo? Shucks, I'll even take Jack Torres. (laugh)
Before Crank Yankers and the bootleg prank phone calls of today, it was just jerky, Jerky.
(laugh) Ever since posting the "Cockmeat Sandwich" clip up on the blog, I've been in Harold and Kumar mode..hence, "this" video....err....?
Chea chea chea! (Yup, sounds about right...)
I should be a bit shook right about now, but I'm not.
Cyrus "Go Cyrus Go" Langhorne is bored...with pornography.
Yup, I said it. At first I thought it was just the pursuit of booty and a wifey that had me wanting to willingly ride the bench, so I was cool about it. But now? Pwweease. Even pornography has me looking like the big homie up above just thinking to myself....
"Say word, dun dun? Ughhh....."
I wish I was playing, but I'm soo soo serious. Thinking in my head what possibilities could it be. Too busy? Having too much fun away from it? Getting older (although statistics show the older fellas get, the more they 'watch' it...)?
Not too sure, but laughing as I type this and wondering how much more of myself I may expose through some spelling errors and grammatical mistakes via the blog, I officially have announced it....pornography is getting wiggity wiggity wack.....when I'm more excited about an unexpected "nip slip" from a PG-13 flick rather than "money shots" in an all-out hardcore film, that tells you something, right?
I'm going to be soo soo lonely come "Valentine's Day," huh? (laugh)
Nope, I have no intention of calling homie "Paul"....so let me get right in to the proceedings this morning.
Before he was caught showing love in the movie club (okay, not funny sounding...I know, I know..) and right around the time he was fornicating that big blue talking chair in his "Play House," Pee Wee was just Pee Wee...I honestly have not seen this scene since at least 1992 at the earliest, but it came to my mind so I had to show love.
Fo' anyone who remembers this, you can't fake the funk...I "know" we all danced and moved up and down when this scene came on...whether it was via a dusty VHS tape or somehow on HBO....you remember, (laugh).....
Dun dunna duun dunnnn....
Something about the shots from Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City has me postin' 'em up like it's weekly meeting reminder, but I'm telling you (on some J. Hudson type stuff....), this is my "joint."
Already establishing myself and the crew as "The Erasers," I have to quickly shed light on the artistic expression and texture provided by Rock Star games via..er....."this game".....(laugh)......just peep the above image. If that doesn't scream out, "Face/Off" or something like it, I'm not too sure what does....and with a lot of wiggity wiggity wack flicks being based on even wacker games (shout-out to "Max Payne"..ughhhh), I'd love to see a film live up to this GTA game...
Ahhh......traded in booty for a PS3 and have yet to look back....soo sooo in love.
Besides sounding like "The Strangers 2" at the beginning of the clip, I have to pay homage to NBA 2K9 for their Jordan tribute. I'm still not sure if this is some 90's head cherishing the Mike days by re-creating him in "Create Player" mode or if it's a bonus squad you can play with, but 'gardless....to see the big homie running the ball reminds us all of when basketball was glory and groupies, nowadays we have Joumana placing the wives of the league on their toes by pressuring their NBA husbands to be on point....ahhh shucks, 'member the times, huh?
Ahhh shucks, see, it's images like this one that make me want to play "Who Wants To Be Cyrus' Baby Mama" in the game of "Life." I mean, look at this lil' homie, shorty reminds me of that wild lil' kid from "The Game Plan" with The Rock.
I think about it...shucks, I'm pretty good with my dogs...from spoiling to excessive attention, what about a daughter one day. Of course, with all the amped up anticipation for having one, I'd end up with a son, right?
Well, I'm sure it's all just random thoughts and fantasy island images running through my mind, but I had to remind myself not to call back the doctor's office and confirm that vasectomy operation "just" yet.
I know, I know...too vivid for your eyes, huh? (laugh)
Hilarious, and shouting out my GTA IV: Liberty City shooters (Erasers!!!), sometimes you just have to kick back and laugh. (Shout-out to "B," again...we gotta hit up the sky diving some more, maaan)
I can't fake, I got tears coming down my face. This is HILARIOUS....
Shucks....I was peepin' the old classic "Quiet Storm (Remix)" with Kim the other night and was just amazed at how ill(matic) the set-up and lyrics were. I mean, Mobb Deep are my DUDES..fo' real fo' real...
But once they jumped to G-Unit, folks started hatin' and "Blood Money" went bankrupt at the cash registers....but whenever you deal with 50, people tend to make money, so I'm guessing they're still doing fine, although "P" is serving a slight bid....
Ahhh, theoretically if an album doesn't do stellar numbers, the artist(s) should take that and learn...hit the studio..and go "twice" as hard....therefore, I'm really anticipating some more Mobb music in the coming months..okay, "years"....'cause Alchemist/Havoc/Prodigy..ahhhh shucks, why not..."Big Noyd" make some great music, fo' real fo' real!
Shucks....can it all be that simple? I really think I'm nearin' the end of my "fetish" list. It used to be feet, then tongues, then ankles...and now....huh?
Maybe it's due to my lack of "Hunger For More" with the pursuit of booty, booty, booty but I've really been thinking about different areas of the female torso that could be my "ish" and I keep on coming up short....
Feet and toes are played out, I have to admit..but...eh! Got it...literally....it just came to my mind...
Cyrus' new fetish?
The back area of a woman's knee cap....(laugh)...as a college graduate, I 'should' know the name...but you know what I'm talking about....not your "inner thighs" but that area that connects that bone to this bone with the knee cap on top? (laugh) Shucks, looks like I'll have to illustrate it in a video, huh?
Well, 'til I have it mastered, I'm co-signing "that" fetish....aiight? I'm lookin' ladies, keep err...."that" area nice, right? ; )
(Smiley faces are sooo ill(wacktic) on the blog, I know, I know....)
Shout-out to "B"....'cause ever since the big homie told me about his non-stop "free" fouling in his version of NBA 2K9, I've been hunting throughout YouTube to find mo' hilarious issues people are having...now if "this" video doesn't represent the true "6th Man" then I don't know what does....homie has hops! Fo' real fo' real! (laugh)
Call me a sucker or just a lover of English accents, but I'm still reppin' for Elizabeth Hurley...I can't fake, shorty right thurr is the "'ish"....(F-a-b-o style...)
Although, I must admit...I can't tell if her breasts are in pain or if the outfit is just bonkers, but 'gardless, she wins my vote fo' real fo' real. As I've mentioned cwazy times before, the desire to wife or "imaginary wife" an English speaking female is becoming more obsessive than passion bound, therefore as I continue to sprinkle these England-bound women throughout the site, just admire 'em...'cause when it goes dooowwwwwn, you'll hear it in my voice..(Go Cyrus Go!)
Well, I figure...if "politics" makes you bored and you aren't feeling the SNL sketches of Sarah Palin, I might as well toss in this adult-oriented trailer. Don't worry, I'm sure the mega sites will begin streaming the full-length film...(laugh)
Come on, if this doesn't make you laugh, then pull up your pants and walk out the room, fo' real fo' real! (laugh)
Easily one of the best double discs ever copied and placed in stores.
Cam'ron Presents: The Diplomats
I still remember listening to this in '02 just hearing Juelz's flow, Jim's rough swagger and Freeky having my literally roll over with laughter...
Much like the well-respected original G-Unit mixtapes, it's a feeling that you can always run back to and make you "miss" what it "used to be..."
Cam has officially gone AWOL, Jim Jones is ruling the Dip Set (Byrd Gang) movement, Juelz has grown up...Freeky...er.....is "still" Freeky....but it's so different nowadays.
Sometime you just "want that ol thing back" but have to appreciate what it "was" and keep things moving. Much like an old jump-off or fomer lover (and friend,) remember the times, laugh and keep yourself progressing...too many folks get caught up in a certain time and can't seem to shake it off themselves....
Therefore, if you are familiar with Cam (Killa!) and want to hear the true essence of his crew's "hunger" and desire to reach the top, peep the above album..incredibly incredible. (Sounds like a Cam punch line, huh?)
Shucks, I really wanted this to be "Photo of the Day," but "eh!" it's all good. Now while it hasn't been fully confirmed, I'm still rolling with it.
Yes, laugh or cry, but that's the name of our "hit squad" when it comes time to load up clips and unload on "innocent" shooters in Grand Theft Auto IV: Liberty City.
We may resemble the good ol' G-Unit team from those "No Mercy, No Fear" days, but my peeps are fully trained assassin's minus "creed," yada mean?
Now, I can't go over boat and boast the skills up "too" much as of yet, but just realize, if you talk that "tough" talk, my squad will "erase" you...(come on, how "illy" is that, yo!?)
I love my PS3...fo' real fo' real! This may officially be the image I use to make people know I'm comin' after 'em...my team is soo soo serious! If you don't have the game or system yet but want to bust your guns, come and "get me!" via a friend's house or your parent's credit card. ; )
Chea chea chea!!!
Honestly...it really hurts me to put this video up, especially some of the slaps...but sometimes you have to 'spect the fact that pain "is" love...therefore, squint your eyes and prepare to giggle (or burst out laughing...), I'm still trying to figure out some of the hits from this video...
Ahhh....fo' real fo' real? Cyber love! (laugh) Nah, just playing....but all jokes aside....as I was putting mad music up on iTunes yesterday evening (right 'fore the illest show came on; Dexter), I was trying to find the artwork for Andre 3000's "Love Below"....well, being that Rosario (Dawson) is wifey and remembering shorty dipped vocals on 'She Lives In My Lap,' I decided to "Google Image" search that...
(Peep Image Above...)
Too bad I have no idea what ol girl looks like, but this image came up and I got dumb silly butterflied up in the belly and stalker her profile fo' a solid 8 minutes...well, impressed, interested and soooo soooo up for following my Inspector Gadget lead up on her....no name, no facial image, but pure "mystery" behind shaww shawwwty.
This can't be (fallin') love....could it? (LAUGH)
But I will say, if she has an English accent, knows French, can drop down and her get eagle on and has fantasies of eating Doritos (Cool Ranch?), sippin' Coca-Cola and watching marathons of "Robert Chicken," I might be visiting California....fo' real fo' real!
(laugh) Now anyone whose seen the flick this spoof is based on realizes they're pretty much on point. I always try to make space on the blog for folks out there trying to make people laugh, especially if they're trying to get "views" on their own time.
I mean, peep homie's acting skills plus his girlfriend's room mate on there. Not trying to toss out too many jabs at Terrence Howard this week, although hearing about him lose the role in Iron Man 2 to Don Cheadle being based on financial differences makes me wonder how much "bigger" his mind set is as of lately.
Although I strain to admit it, Howard is actually a very good actor. Crash, Hustle and Flow, Four Brothers, etc...but sometimes you have to call a spoof a spoof, it is what it is.
Mad love baby and catch "y'all" in a cool 48 hours, chea chea chea!
It's recently been crossing my mind these past few weeks.
Could I ever settle for a wifey who literally had no backside? I mean, honesty. I think most fellas, like myself, have always prided ourselves in thinking that we could "create" or "make use" of whatever booty was presented to us, but lately I've been noticing quite a few women with crazy cute smiles but no backside to er..."back" it up, fo' real fo' real...
Now look, please don't get it twisted. There's nothing "too" wrong with having or rather "lacking" a backside, not all women have it. But coming across images of women "trying" to appear as though they've been dancing to Shakira and Beyonce fused up videos for the past 24 hours has been making me wonder what their true motivation is.
I mean, I'll keep it real. I look good completely nude, sorry, but I just do. However, knowing that I may be the subject to a few women who may think differently, I choose to wear clothes in public, simply said, right?
Well, same thing with shorties and no backside should be applied. "You" may think you're luring fellas in with that baggy G-String slipping, but shorty shorty shorty, stop playin' yourself, fo' real fo' real....you know it's all love, but 'less you can rub up against a wall and not have your shoulders touch the sides, keep the love locked down...aiight?
Just saying, just saying...