The Dedication (Featuring Jon B(izzle)...)



YOU already know...


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Painfully Funny (Video of the Day)



Nas thinks (or thought) "Life's A B*tch"

Some say "Life's short"

Others say "Life's hard"

Peeps claim "Life's a beach"

So how come I tend to have the belief that "Life's A Joke"? Laugh it up, baby...

Seriously..all jokes aside...if there is anyone reading this blog for enlightenment and mental strength, more power to you....but baby, baby, baby....realize I'm tossin' the Floyd hits out on herre.....so laugh and switch those long socks to ankle ones....get comfortable and enjoy yourself...

Erryday is a celebration on herre......

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Grand Theft Auto IV



AND Multi-player online mode?

I love this game. Seriously.

(I'm lovin' erry last second of this Labor Day Weekend, baby)

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Grand Theft Audio (Mixtape of the Day)



Come on...why not, right?

Grand Theft Audio: NY.....Big Mike is at it again....
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Roses



Things seem more rushed than ever nowadays....

STOP. (DROP)

And smell the roses. Fo' real fo' real...you got time.

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My (Cyber) Sex Life



Ahhh...."Internet Love"....

I can't fake...I've never fallen sucker for it....nah...

(Keep it real, son?)

(Keep it real.)

Aighttt....so here's how it went down....I substituted a few booty calls and 'puppy love' back in middle school ('99) for a few "a/s/l's".....caught feelings for my girl Steph back in summer '03 from an AOL "Boricua" chat room.....accidentally came across my cwwwazy lil' shortie "Shakira" back in summer '05 who after mad messages which turned in to phone cards (home girl lived in Holland...) which turned in to a trip here (XXX...(laugh)...be easssy, mom....it was errr...."safe"......) had me feeling "woozers" and felt left out when L-Boogs pulled up Kelvin's Myspace page showin' me how much of a goofball he is....

"i'm a tall n*gga"

(LAUGH)

Time goes by.....decided to create a Myspace for our Capitol Records Mixshow Department in January '07....noticed a shout-out/request from L-Boogs, try reachin' out....things quiet....mad females hit back as I try to 'promote' (geeeesh) our artists to radio and fans by adding MAD people....meet "Noodlez" who changed from "in a relationship" to "single" then Jennifer "Innocent Heatz" who I felt her dun-dun steez but deaded 'cause I felt she was fakin' the funk..."(s)he tried to play me, 'ish got all crazy"....bumped into who I thought was a fake jump-off "Shanaz" which turned out to be Cassie's competition, mixed with Elise (E-Money!) then "Valerie" mixed with random shorties here and there which helped me tease my girl Karina with a 'space message in our summer session course that led to us linkin' up, me feelin' higher than Red and Mef reached out to L-Boogs once again, she catches feelings thinkin' I'm playin' her since I put a photo of the kid and shortie as a 'display'....decide to eventually 'dead' the account 'cause I was headin' in to my last year at Rutgers...(chea chea chea)....go "ghost"....magically re-appear for a 'solo' session (minus Capitol)...eeehhh....got wack....but met my girl "Tiff" who kept it really really real and had a cwwazy interesting shorty try to lure me into "dinner and a movie" (WHAT!?)....went "ghost" again.....did the Yayo dance 'cross Graduation stage, began my writing gig...was semi-forced to re-start a Myspace for industry/artist contact purposes....nearly deaded it, but Joann kept me in place like my man Dexter and Lilal (catch-up, y'all...)....

And "Here I Am"

Confused?

GoCyrusGo@gmail.com

GoCyrusGo (AIM)

I gotcha...

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Jungle Fever (Video featuring Carlton Banks)



Homie went IN on this video compilation...don't watch more than one time though...you'll get sick....fo' real fo' real! ; )

(Wow...those smiley faces should never be used...AND a wink too? I really hope I don't go in to a lyrical battle with The Game....homie will def. use that 'gainst me...)

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Spiked



I know references to Spike Lee fall throughout my blog at and given time...but homie is really my DUDE....

He took the movie industry and busted 'em in their (long whistle...). Chea....from his 'Do The Right Thing' (way 'fore "Crash") to 'Jungle Fever' (sing it Carlton!) and homie even hit the commercial success with "The Inside Man"....and at any given moment...(well, during the basketball season)...you know where to find him...

At a Knicks' game...

Fo' get Junot, Russell, Rosario...my highlight (minus the kiddy stuff) will be getting my exclusive with the big homie, Spike Lee....

If you don't know 'bout him....please don't play yourself...

Get Familiar as C. Sparks would say...chea chea chea!

Fight Club (Photo of the Day)



Ahhh.....the NBA is getting more and more political...something along the lines of hip-hop heads arguing that our genre has become more and more commercialized.....I can't fake....I hear where they're coming from...that good ol' gritty feeling of '94's Wu-Tang, '95's Funk Master Flex and yada yada yada.....well, think about how the NBA "used" to be...

-No restrictions on clothing. Changed: Business Suits

-Classic NBA Ball. Changed: Temporary New Version.

-Taunts, Trash Talk. Changed: Extreme Technical Calls. Ejections.

The list could go on and on...but we'll keep things moving....and despite the controversy this fight up above caused...you have to admit, it was exciting...ahhhh....I miss Dennis Rodman..(laugh)..where are the bad boys of the league?

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Go Cyrus Go (Dexter/Confidence)



Short clip even shorter: "Dexter's ill. I'm cute mixed with goofy."

Say word, dun dun?

WORD?

WORD.

WORD.

Dun dun.

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Complicated



Seriously...I love my other mag(s)...so don't get it twisted...but when it comes to knockin' clowns off the block?

COMPELX...

Although....they already know where the '2-in-1' cover idea came from....(OWNED...)...(laugh)

Seriously though...The Fader aside.....I love Complex....despite deadin' my subscription to them just last month due to my easy (free!!!) access to them erry month plus my interest more so in to online material, I can't fake...their issues pack so much flavor....

Take Vibe, XXL, King, Maxim, Spin, Fader, and some sprinkles....nah, GALLONS of Playboy/Hustler/Black Tail....and you get "Complex"...complicated, huh?

From fashion sense, celebrity guest panels/columns, real confessions and a bunch of other goodies to make Ciara catch feelings....I have to admit...their my sultry desire...

Now...with that said, I can't dwell and lock myself up pitchin' ideas to 'em in hopes of getting a writing gig over there due to their emphasis on Q&A articles and a Clear-a-sil attack-ish emergency on their "writing" tip...(fo' real fo' real....minus the images, and it's a one-on-one tit-for-tat session without in-depth writing....)....but kicking all of that to the side....they already know that they're not trying to compete (although their M.O won't allow 'em to admit it...) with the typical magazine writing structure.....so for what is delivered from page to upside down page is "classic" "complicated" and needless to say, "complex"

(Okay Marc, if that didn't secure me a spot on the 'squad', I'm joining the "Stan" club....)
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Gushed (Photo of the Day)



(laugh) I know I speak fo' mad folks when I say "Gushers" defined the 19-naughty-3 era....(laugh)....from "Fruit Roll-Ups" to "Kangaroo Dips" (I fo' get the exact name...).....candy saved me during lunch room bets, long bus rides on the YMCA bus, and those long hours of "Super Mario: All-Stars" on the Super Nintendo.....ahhhh, I'm so glad it's '08...fo' real fo' real....

Shout-out to VH1.....why not?

Bucktown (Mixtape of the Day)



Eh, eh, eh....just 'cause the homie puts a streak of vid(eo)s on herre, don't get it twisted...I still stay commited with the "Day" postings....(I can't fake the funk...I love puttin' myself on 'blast' with the 'Go Cyrus Go' clips....)....

Buck Buck Buck 'cause I don't play clown.....Best of Boot Camp Clik Post-2000

Kool Aid Gone Wild (Video)



I can't front...when I was a lil' kid, me and this one female shorty went to the top of a park slide and cursed our ears out....after that, it was mad wack.....but home girl right herrre? Say word...she killed it...AND it's recorded?

Say word dun dun? WORD....

Fo' real fo' real...watch that sugar intake on your siblings....because the last thing I need is for 'Becky' to destroy my blog with some crazy comments and video disses....(LAUGH)

Big Things Floppin' (Video featuring Lil' Kim)



Lil' Kim's Nipple(s) Exposed....(surprised?)

I can't fake...I used to have a wild sexual fantasy of Lil' Kim...I mean...a jump-off that could spit XXX-rated lyrics in one ear and perform like a porn star at the same time? Geeesh, it'd be the closest way to pay homage and get close to Biggie...whoaaaa...PAUSE.....that def. came out wrong, but my hip-hop heads know what I'm talking about! (LAUGH).....I just ethered myself on the blog tip! (laugh)

('aaammmmmm, Cy....you def. should have fallen back from the postings and hollered at shorties at the b-day party next door....)

Insert: (LAUGH!!!)

Shananananananz (Video of the Day)



It's messed up when two things become one..but shucks, drivin' 'round the city today, mom started blastin' this when Envy played it and brought up all the 1990s memories...and all the while you were stuck in my mind, baby....(laugh)....world comes to an end, I want to boogie to this record with you while we hijack one of those military space ships to Venus...aiight?

Go Cyrus Go (Good Burger)



Shanaaaaanaz....you know you're ja-makin' me cwwazy, right?

Sultry Thoughts



This is DEF. the equivalent of a "Wet Dream" minus the gooey aspect of it....Rosario and J.Lo....? I could do without J. Alba....but eh....no complaints.....

Some Years Ago (Video)



You know, I was going to put a "Warning" message on here...but fo' real fo' real...if it's too deep, good. Havin' just watched "Bamboozled" with my man Spike Lee on commentary mode, I remember how much of an impact this Stevie Wonder record had on me....I mean, the flick was amazing to me....and I was just in 9th grade taking all of this in.....yada mean?

Don't get it twisted...I'm not using this as just reason to say "VOTE BARACK"...but more so to pay homage to Stevie, Spike and the African American struggle....it's funny because with "Other" as a racial mark on my applications, I can't help but want to let my 'black' side out and add Al "Dew" Sharpton to my Myspace Page...(laugh)

Just thinkin'.....

Certified Ballers (Video)



Ahhh..shucks, I can't even fake......I'm proud, yo....

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Mashed Up



(LAUGH)...I swear, I love my grandpa....word up....I just finally got 'round to opening this "Investment Tips" e-mail, and couldn't stop laughin'....here's some CNN meets Comedy Central.....ahhh...incredibly hilarious....

Tips For 2008

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE!

Classic!!!

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Here I Am (Video Feat. 50 Cent)



50 really went in on this record...(peep my "Now playing:" I can't get over his energy....incredible..)

Ohh....might as well put up a link fo' those of y'all who feel the need to download the record...(shout-out to you, maaaaaaan.....links are always official...)

50 Cent "Here I Am" Is sooo sooo serious!

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Go Cyrus Go (Love My Life)



That's word to me....WORD.

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My Vacation



This summer has worked out sooo great fo' me, fo' real fo' real....because there is no way I could balance a wifey with my Playstation 3...since coppin' my baby back in early July...I've cherished my mechanical jump-off on some White Castle to Kumar/Harold type stuff, yo....

(laugh)

In case you haven't realized it by now...

"Three Day Weekend"

NO excuses, have fun..sleep...(sleep)....and relax!

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Dillagence (Mixtape of the Day)



I love coming 'cross unknown (to me) mixtapes like this one.... With this weekend poppin' off for ERRRRRYONE (you included, dun-dun), I was asking myself...

'Who is one of the most animated rapper I could use for today's mixtape? Something special....'

"I ain't animated, like say Busta Rhymes. But the 'ish you get when you break down my rhymes..." -Jay Z, Black Album

Therefore....mix some Busta over Dilla beats and toss it together on a tape.....

Great music all 'round....
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Phelps Is Like



Trust me....personally, I believe the big homie has received way over-the-top media coverage....but I had to get this idea out.....

Now, I can't front....in addition to not noticing one aspect of this year's Olympics....I really didn't care 'nuffin' about Michael Phelps...(his grill really caught me off guard, too..but eh!)...and yet, while doing my hip-hop news reporting I came across so many rap artists and just media outlets in general that name-dropped homie and erry little step he took....so I got to thinking....

"All he's doing is swimming..."

I could pull it off, right? Well....still in-between grabbing the cash from Bank of America and coppin' my Nike Swim Trunks, kicks, and cap...(come on, gotta look fresh in the water...), I decided to just "Google" swimming to be reminded of what the beaches and pools would offer...

(Peep Image Above)

Yerrrp....so with the pool scenario completely canceled out, I'm bankin' on a beach jump-off as the only option....

Come on, not only do those little Dennis the Menaces look terrorizing (no apologies to the mothers, y'all already know they stay in school detention....), but you know they'll urinate in the pool just for pleasure....

(LAUGH)

But eh...at the end of the day, just remember...it's a three-day weekend, baby...

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Jelly Beans (Video)



(laugh) I really hope by now folks realize I go hard with the blog.....well, more so in the sense of not focusing on errything being 'relevant' at the time, but just my ability to pick and choose images/videos/topics that can be tossed up here to really let folks know....

"Word, Cy? Word?"

WORD....

Therefore, watching an innocent "Feel It In The Air" clip turned in to me re-discovering this clip of Beans being accused of having very sensual male feelings towards the homie Peedi (Crack) Peedi....just look at this footage as odes to "Belly"....despite massive time passing, the overall message and ideas still ring true....ahhhh......so unbelievableeeeee....

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Something New



Maybe it's just me...but when I notice an image like this....well, in general actually......., I can't help but feel more in tune with my home girl "America" (shorty to the left).....

I've never had the desire for Lindsay to "jump my bones" or even get things poppin' Pam/Tommy style in the whip...but shucks...I wish I could.....fo' real fo' real....mad fellas have told me..."Yo, Cyrus...Lindsay is NICE, dun dun...."

WORD?

Nahhhh, yo......come on, don't fake the funk over shorty....I'd see myself with B. Spears 'fore I end up havin' to help out with coke coppin'....(sorry, low blow...)....but anyway, I guess I'm saying all that to say this.....I have a thing for not just Hispanic women, but women who tend to not even realize how attractive they really are....if you're ill(matic), I can tell...from verbal intercourse to mental sex....(soooo lyrical with it...), I can feel it (in the air....) But just hold tight, summer ends in about three weeks.....THEN it's on....

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Cele Cele Celebration (Video of the Day)



Whether you have a j-o-bizzle or still "in between" gigs...we all deserved it, yo....

"Three Day Weekend"

First time in nearly 20 years...(word?)....that after Labor Day I'm actually not headed to school....(shout-out to you, S. Miller! I did it, big homie!)...therefore, who else could help ring in to party than Kool and The Gang with their "Celebration" record.....(even if you have nothing planned, fake the funk and wild out with pizza and your own personal movie marathon!)

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Let's Get Dirty (Photo of the Day)



I cannot remind erryone enough....summer time is nearin' its' end....don't go out like a chump, yo....rock the D, 'aaammmnnn J.Lo.....TMZ really caught you off guard.....so much for the late night fantasies....ughh.....but I still got my girl Rosario...ahhh......online adult material is so ill.....


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Top Back



Say word? I mean...sometimes I feel like websites have to pull out stunts such as the above image just to make "quota" for the day...because why it's even relevant or post-worthy to argue the "Dodge" icon reflects the lower section of wifey is beyond my belief...

I mean, if that were the case then couldn't we argue women enjoy lipstick because it resembles Mini-Me's coc...er......."lower area"?

Probably me just thinking too hard, but I had to toss this image out for erryone who either copied the answers from their text books without paraphrasing back in "Sex Ed/Health Class" or just wanted to have yet another reason to cherish the woman's organs.....

Chea chea chea! (laugh)
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Go Cyrus Go (Until The End Of Time)



Ahhh....why not....

JOANNA JOANNA JOANNA

(Whew..)

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Superstar (Video)



Too good.
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Crime Pays (Video)



Killa Cam? New Album? Oh boy...you KNOW I can't wait fo' this...I need that disrespectful "I got money, what the f**k" attitude....

I love hip-hop.

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Dark Man X (Video)



(I'm way past "quota" for today....but had to toss this in here....'aaaamn "X"....be easy...)

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More Strangers



Yerrpp...not sure if erryone got down with 'The Strangers'..but it was def. one of my most anticipated flicks for the summer time (even over Batman...go figure...) and it delivered....

But the best part? Yup yup YERP...it's coming back for a sequel....granted, it's a bit of early hype because things can change at the snap of a finger....but still, I'm prepped to peep already....and I'll even cough up the $20 plus to return to theaters to see it.....sorry OVGuide...
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Belly Time



Okay..so if the 'Video of the Day' wasn't hype enough to get you to peep the You Tube video compilation of the "entire" flick, then let me do a cwwazy quick posting....

Belly.....before X got his hard bark on. Before Nas switched it from Esco to Escobar and Nastradamus. T-Boz still lookin' good..whoa... T. Hicks havin' fellas think twice about jumping to the light skinned females....ahhhhh....Belly was Belly....

(Gotta get my write on, aiight?)
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Bite Me (Photo of the Day)



Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Mrs. GoCyfire



Aiightt...so granted, the name up above didn't come out as ill(matic) as I'd hoped..but the kid has more in common with Robin William's 90s drag-queen mother than most would think....ehh, ehh....slow down cowboy, don't get it twisted...

Neat Freak..

Say word, dun dun? WORD....

From vacuuming the crib nearly erryday (shout-out to Ms. Boricua....you hold down the fort extremely nicely...) and havin' all the DVDs in alphabetical order....I'm feelin' like a gangsta spin-off of "Living Like Martha Stewart"....just substitute her Chelsea-ish off-camera men for Washington Heights/Spanish Harlem/Brooklyn shorties.......(hey B, "Tell me how her spit taste...."...(LAUGH)...sorry, kid...)

But long story short....I'm mad Mr. Clean with it...and while it's kinda mind boggling and one of the most unusually usual postings from the kid....I kinda like it.....now don't forget I do have my room 1/2 re-done with hip-hop meets King meets Superbad meets (fill in the blanks) posters throughout...so I still keeps it gully...but eh....I'm the most kid-thinking 'grown-man' fella I know....go on, dun-dun...


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Belly Up (Video of the Day)



Say word...? WORD....come on y'all....we are on the verge of hitting the Belly 10 Year Anniversary (Can U Believe?), so I'm already gettin' into my hype (ohhhhhhhhh) mode....(get it?)......

The crazy part is that you can actually watch the ENTIRE flick on You Tube now in 10 minute segments....now is that pimpin' YouTube or what? Gotta love it baby....

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Nasty Girl



I have no idea where this stems from...maybe it involves my previous postings on having a relationship with a 'sexy' clown or a librarian-type "intelligent (nerdy)" shorty....but I have been thinking to myself....

"Now out of all the nuns out there....there's got to be a few that are just straight...."Jump-Off, Jump-Off, the (nun's) a jump-off!"

Of course it's just a simplistic idea that hits my mind's waves...but the thought keeps circulatin' 'round my mind.....I mean....if things did go down, would it have to be like shorty up above in secret locations like the men's restroom or would we keep it gully in the confession booth?

Granted, my church knowledge is no where past "The Bible" due to my 'spiritual' beliefs....but I do happen to understand nuns are supposed to surrender their bodies to the big (alleged) homie "JC"...but eh....come on....fo' real fo' real? That's too easy...'cause if that were the case, mad Catholic priests wou...er......point made? I'll save the vivid descriptions for your mind's imagination...
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How Many More



(laugh) Why do I feel like there is a secret society, including induction of myself, that has an overwhelming amount of Laser Discs stacked up somewhere 'round their parents' vinyl records?

From 'Weekend At Bernie's' to 'Face-Off'....my stash is pretty ill and I can't help but come to the realization that not only am I out-dating myself by retaining them but there is nada no way I can scrap more than 25 cents (if lucky) from a Pawn Shop...(laugh)...and don't even think about tryin' to hustle that at your local Game Stop! (LAUGH).....

Ahhh.....thinking, thinking, thinking..typing. Caught up yet?

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Now playing: Tony Yayo Feat. Lloyd Banks, Olivia & 50 Cent - We Don't Give A Fuck
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The Countdown (Mixtape of the Day)



Now def. don't get it twisted...but Green used to "REALLY" go in back in the 'day'....I'm talking about the ill(matic) remixes, dope collabos, and top notch mixtape set-up.....granted, his relationship with Em(inem) got soured when the Jadakiss incident occurred...but eh....keep it moving, right?

The Countdown To Armageddon Mixtape....Greeen Lanteeerrrn!

Ahh..those drops were ill, too...

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Agree To Terms (Video)



I know, I know....it's extremely rare that I allow a streak of You Tube videos to over take the blog...but I had to show love to Term...I mean...you could call it a favor for a favor...but I genuinely respect homie and we laughed it up over the phone about Nasty Nas, Pun..and get this...."The Dictionary".....word....

No Comment (Game and Joe Budden)



"Joe Budden and The Game End Their Beef"

(Okay, one or two quick comments..first, shout-out to Matt for lacin' me with this in a Press Release (laugh!!!)....this is going a bit overboard...and second.....I'm actually torn on some Letoya type stuff, 'cause Joey is my DUDE...but man...you know what...NO COMMENT)

Go Cyrus Go (Roc La Familia)



I love y'all, fo' real fo' real...

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The Takeover



Yerrp...something told me last night 'round 10:34 p.m. I should have just called it a night...not the 'best' record in NBA 2K8 Online with a 5-4 (about 4 peeps had quit previous nights though...dun-dun...) standing...but I felt like getting a quick win in.....

Dun dun duuuunnn.....

As I've mentioned cwwwazy times 'fore....my Los Angeles Lakers had been punishing folks (shout-out to you, B!) but when you take your chances moving from "Superstar" status to "Hall of Fame"...you gotta be careful.....

Long story short....my Lakers have officially been RETIRED....

I really thought it would be an easy game....I tossed out the "Challenge" to some random guy and even had the nerve to say, "Who wants it from my Lakers?"....to make matters worse, he crushed me (PAUSE) by nearly 30 from......Suns? Nah. Spurs? Nah. Mavericks? Nah.

The Atlanta Hawks.

Say word, son? WORD...

From blocked shots, steals, free throws, three point attempts, errrything was contested...therefore, if you haven't received the message I'm sending with the above image....my man Kobe not only got "owned" but destroyed.....in Los Angeles, too....

But eh...like my man Bruce's "Die Hard 3: Back With A Vengeance"....tonight will see me at it 'gain....practice makes perfect, and I can take an "L"...but 'aaaammmn homie, on Playstation 2 I was the maaaaan, homiieee......what in the (online) world happened to me...right?

For future challengers.....

Monday-Friday (10 p.m. to 11 p.m.)

Once again it's on....

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Gas Face (Video of the Day)



Aiight, while no one will take the time to believe me...fo' real fo' real....the "main" reason I went forward with this posting...and especially making it a 'Video of the Day'....is simply due to two reasons......first, I actually had a friend/boss that pulled this off quite a few times a parties with her girlfriends and second, I "love" the background music.....not so much the Jigga record as much as the Madonna...

'Opps, I didn't know we couldn't talk about sex.....it's just human nature...'

Word.....the '90s minus a bootleg VH1 special....chea! Truly a tribute to the gas face....

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Ice Cold



Aiight, this is def. not a diss towards women.....rather, it's a diss towards errrrryone.....(my fault, I was tryin' to resist saying "errryone" but had to keep it full circle...).....that rocks jeans with slits and holes in them...

My man D-Money even had the nerve to over-hype his pair one day saying..."Yo Cy, these are $200 jeans....man" and of course I had to toss the slight jab and say, "Was that before or after they got ripped up?"

Aiight, so granted my counter-response was a bit 'Recess'-ish type corny...but seriously though...I never have been able to understand outfits, especially jeans, that are sold (inexpensive to expensive) with holes in 'em....I can't be buggin', can I?

Maybe it's like the saying...."Son, I'm in the hood erryday.." I'm sorry to hear that...? (laugh....I stole that one from D. Chappelle 'London'.....hilarious) But seriously though...is it really a good look?

It could also have a bit to do with me having grown up in Upstate New York where Chilly Willy came through erry winter and rockin' thermals was a 'must'...yada mean?

Fast forward mad years and toss me in Jersey/NYC 'round 'variety' and it's non-stop with these pants...I've really tried to play out the scenario as far as having a wifey that rocked 'em....would I have to fake the funk by holding my tongue or 'accidentally' have the Dry Cleaners patch 'em up and pretend like I was doin' shorty a favor?

Ahhh.....I guess it'll make for entertainment once it starts gettin' cold....you gotta love my mind capacity....
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NBA 2K9 (Photo of the Day)



Yerrrp.....less than two months away from the game officially hitting shelves..(although that $59.99 price tag is kinda 'steep'....)....I can't fake...I'm mad excited, yo...with the hope and aspiration of gaining a 'fresh' start....(peep posting above...the kid got done diiiirty), I'm feeling better than I've ever been....those trailers from 2KSports.com aren't that bad either....

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Full Metal Jacket (For Kids)



After watchin' this, it's really no wonder why America has such a fascination with weapons and going to war... I can't fake though, Nerf Guns are ill(matic)..hence me even taking the time to video-drop this in to the blog...but come on...if these kids aren't voting "Republican" in the 2016 (granted world hasn't ended...) presidential election, then I don't mark "other" on race inquires....

And I have an inkling that they may be from Texas, too....kidding, kidding...be "eeeeasy"

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...And Justus For All (Mixtape of the Day)



Ahhh.....anyone who knows me easily knows my "obsession" with Lil' Brother....despite losin' 9th, Tay and Pooh kept it gully with the essence of "real hip-hop" with their lyrical smack downs.....aiiight, so maybe I got hooked to their "Mistrel Show" and have become a major fan....

Mick Boogie Plus Little Brother Is Unbelieeevvaaable (Biggie Style...)

G.O.O.D Music minus the tight shirts....chea!

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Go Cyrus Go (Let Me Get 'Em)



The 'sad' part is my display photo really pulls out the "Pretty Boy" image when I'm sooo soo goofy....say word, dun-dun?

WORD...

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Makin' It Rain (Video)



Who is really messin' with this blog, yo? From simulated Sims to kids makin' it rain....I got this! (LAUGH)

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Be Easssy, Pimpin' (Mixtape of the Day)



Ahh.....with good ol' "Paper Trail" droppin' next month....couldn't we all use some of that Atlanta swagger through our speakers?

DJ Drama Cooks Up Another One....

Before T.I. knew he was T.I.P..or is it the other way 'round....err..chea?

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Blast Off!



(laugh)

This def. should have made "Photo of the Day"...but with my nightly and morning sessions of Joe Budden's "Mood Muzik" records...no way could I pass it up today with his "Padded Room" album cover....

Anyway..mad quick 'cause I have to get my "ether" on with the (cough cough "paid" cough cough) writing gig(s)...

Summer's End....

As the image above shows...why not end the summer fun with a blast? Now...granted, I've only seen a few of these images and this one is simply the most vivid and hilarious looking...but seriously....mad folks get the 'blues' like Snoop and say...."Ahhh shucks, here we go with the fall..."

Eh! A! Eeeeeehhhh......be easy, pimpin'....

With that blast-o-matic, not only do you kiss summer good bye, but you....(LAUGH)...fo' get it....that image is too hilarious fo' me to even continue typing....(along with non-stop laughin' from watching "The Sims 'She Got a Donk' Video".....)

Seriously though.....with less than a month 'way from summer 'officially' ending and only a week or so left for most erryone's "summer vacation", go out with a blast, but be safe at the same time......ahhhh, who would have known this chaotic typer/writer/thinker had a 'sensitive' side, huh?

Yerrrp!

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She Got A Donk (Video of the Day)



Besides feeling "perverted" with a slight twist of laughter....I can't fake it...this is straight up "Get Silly" with it....(LAUGH)....technology is ill.....

Sims Meets Soulja Boy = DONK!!!
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Padded Room (Photo of the Day)



I can't fake...I'm excited.

October 28th...(right?).....


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One Minute



I can't fake...."she gotta a donk"....and I've seen that (digital) tape a solid 3 or 4 times, easy...but how much longer will home girl continue to make headlines?

I mean...she def. caught my attention when she made the 'Complex' issue cover...and got things bubblin' with her E! tv gig...but now with her making "Breaking!" news over injuring her foot and possibly marryin' the big homie Reggie Bush?

Geeesh....."Hi Hater Go Cyrus Go"....sure, I may take on that facade erry now and again...but come on.....haven't we played Kim Kardashian out yet...? Ahhh, fo' get it...as long as she has a booty she'll continue to make headlines...(shout-out to Vida while I'm at it...)


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Dexter (Video of the Day)



"My dude, my dude."

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Dexter (Photo of the Day)



The "best" series I've ever engaged in..fo' real fo' real....long story short....Simba, Pepper, Marsha (Ms. Manhattan...), and Go Cyrus Go all stuck in one room for 48 hours watching 8 non-stop hours of the first season....still can't get over calling him David, though...
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What's So Funny?



(LAUGH) Well..besides inserting "(laugh)" and "(LAUGH)" in the most informal of messages and formal...I cannot stress how incredible the power of laughter is...

I think that's one of the things that has always bugged most folks I've been with...from basketball practices where my squad would be losing to laughin' at how chaotic a "serious" conversation was 'tween myself and a previous wifey-like jump-off.....I mean, just funny.....

I say that to say this..."laugh"

Chea...while it seems kinda confusing or maybe not even a 'lesson' or message at all, it really is...when you have the power to take "any" situation and simply toss in some giggles...YOU WIN...

It's partially mental and partially puttin' on a "front"...just like The "24 Hours To Live" Experience...(laugh)....(<-------see?).....despite not laughin' as much as I had wanted to on the camera, I played errything off cool with a smile and promise of "Everything's good, great...yada yada yada..."

It works just the same in erryday life...loosen up your body and just giggle...(insert name)....you know it best from the conversations we've had...I just crack up and toss out wild stuff....so for you even taking the time to hear me out and 'try' ton understand where I'm coming from...I truly applaud you....

Wonder why 'The Joker' is one of the most celebrated Batman villains..ever, (ever ever ever ever)? It's because he kept it gully with just the straight jokes and evil laughin'....come on, "Why Sooo Serious?" ......

Well...by this point most people (and "Martians" ----> Weezy) are thinking they got the point out of this posting....just remember, when in doubt....

(LAUGH)

Chea...

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Go Cyrus Go (Heard 'Em Say)



Huh? What? Oh..okay!

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I "Heart" Oprah (Video)



I'm still debatin' whether I'm supposed to two-step, Yayo, Harlem Shake, Tango, or just bop my head to this record...Swwwwwizzzzy!

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Money In The Bank (Mixtape of the Day)



Ugh...my fault fo' the small(er) image....I was hopin' to find one of those young Lloyd Banks' groupie girls who has erry image of the big homie..but got stuck usin' the Amazon(.com) version....so..chea...

'fore erryone knew about his "Fire" record and got all salty eyes with "Wanna Get To Know You/Smile" and def. before this 'Rotten Apple' album got dissed....Banks was "B-A-N-K-dollar sign, 'itch...I'mma pimp you needa make that switch...."...

Translation: "The Boy Wonder...aka Bank$"

Therefore....hearing the one-two punches in lyrical form made me wild out in the '85 Hatchback Accord ('fore I copped that decked out '01 Honda Civic....) as I drove it to school (trying to get show erryone how I was) freestylin' it up....

Ahhh...good ol' Lloyd Banks and DJ Whoo Kid.....


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One Man Band Man



Easily could have made 'Photo of the Day' fo' me...(but naaaah yo, Dexter killed the weekend fo' me...fo' real fo' real...)

"Swizzy maaaaan...."

Looking at those numbers from his last album and rumors that the big homie owes nearly a milli for taxes....I can't help but come to one conclusion....

Swizz Beatz is hip-hop's "party" music maker...simply said...

Never before have I been able to always count on "Swizzy" (come on, that's addictive...) to smash up records that you'd be surprised actually sound...good....he put Isley Bros. with Cassidy....is that somethin' or what? Nah...even better, he was able to toss "Baby" on thurr too....incredible....

And his latest toss-up?

"I'm tryin' to get that Oprah...."

Now "that's" how you 'party like a rockstar' but maintain your hip-hop stance..yada mean?

Maybe it's also 'cause we share that classic "African American" mixed with "Puerto Rican" signature nose...(just missed the KRS-ONE mark, Swizzy! whew....).....but homie is my big homie...from his work ethic, to errything 'bout him....he makes great music, has Kid Robot fresh to def. and leaves his emotions at the crib and puts energy in every recording session that gets pressed....

Ahhh...Mickey Munday...what mo' could you ask fo'?
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Who The F**K Is GoCyrusGo?



Aiight, probably the "last" postin' of the day 'fore I submit myself to the video games, Coca-Cola refills, Nerf Gun practice, Pool Table shootin', Book Bag packin' (Sooo 'ye with it..), Dog Walkin', Power Nappin'...(laugh)..aight, you get the point...oh..."Dexter: Season One" watchin'........."

Who the (beep) am I, right?

Granted this is the question to which no answer can surely satisfy....I'll put myself on blast fo' a quick second....(laugh)...I can't help but peep my own blog throughout the day(s) and notice how "Dr. Phil"-ish I sound...I mean..come on...I'm giving "life advice"...speaking on "sexual encounters/relationships"....and doing such and such a thing....well, much like a joke my man Donell Rawlings once told the kid....

"(Go Cyrus Go), a friend of mine once asked me if I thought Oprah could get a black man in to the White Office. I said, 'If Oprah can make Dr. Phil a doctor, anything is possible.'..."

(laugh)

Aiight, well, with that said...I def. don't consider myself a therapist or sexual healer...er...take that last one back to my previous "jump-offs, jump-offs"...but you get what I'm saying...

Sooo....to anyone and erryone reading the blog....(you included, Cyrus)....def. remind yourself of the upper discretion note.....

"A simple non-stop journey through the mind of Cyrus; journalist exploring the expansive world of hip-hop, sports, fashion, style, and everything else, from a sometimes one-sided but mostly 'open' and 'say word, son, word' perspective. Catch up!"

Sooo, it breaks down to me writing as though I'm speaking to only myself (no readers) but at the same time actin' as if I'm writing to errryone (including your neighbor who you have yet to fully introduce yourself to...chea...)....

But def. take my words to heart whenever applicable, and just give me either a shout-out or booty call once your "Road to Success" book hits shelves, aiiiggght? Unless you're a fella, in that case I want my 28 percent, yo....

Chea chea chea...
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Go Ninja Go Ninja Go (Mixtape of the Day)



Couldn't we all use a Vanilla Ice mixtape right about now?

Vanilla Ice: 2 Awardz and Still Wack Volume 1 (I couldn't even make that up, y'all)

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Just Do It (Video)

(LAUGH)



The first time was hilarious. The second time was..."eehhhh"... Now the third time is straight hilarious, 'gain...I can't even call it....just do it....

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War Games (Photo of the Day)



(LAUGH)

Not even ten minutes since I posted my Nerf Gun challenge/confidence/swagger, and I already have a challenger...(LAUGH)...now is that cwwazy or what? Well, the most hilarious aspect of this is the seriousness of some Nerf Gun users...

I may have jumped the gun a bit, 'cause when I peeped the Google Images "Nerf Gun Wars" and came 'cross this decked out "same" weapon professionally painted like a scene from Predator with my man Arnold....but eh....I'll still go fitted first with a fully loaded Nerf Gun clip..yada mean?

(laugh) Seriously though...come on....fo' someone to have not only the patience but the "brilliance" to piece together something so utterly "war-like" out of a toy made available in the kids department of Wal-Mart? Ahhh...you gotta love life...or at least this blog, right?

"(They) can't f**k with me, I'm in a good mood." -Jay Z, Dear Summer

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Lost In Space (Video of the Day)

Shucks...I actually fo' got to add this video on my "Best of Summer 2008"....so I'll do one better and bring it back like Mr. Jefferson's hairline.....(oohh.....not only "over-used in freestyles" but a low blow none the less....)



Turtles & Charlie Murphy/Rick James? What mo' could you want?

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You, Me, Him and Her



Easily the biggest co-sign of the year fo' myself....

The Blackberry

Sure....my man D(amian) and other folks have been wildin' out with 'em since '05..but with me hopping on to the scene with my...cough cough..CURVE...cough cough....not only have I been able to capture last second interviews...(shout-out to Green Lantern!)....but the looks I get on the 1 Train downtown is better than when I occasionally rock the bootleg wedding ring (it's actually an old gold Graduation ring I wear upside down...so many heads turn...) and get rubbed up 'gainst by mo' women tryin' to break down a fake happy home imaginable.....

Anyway, I say all that to say this....if you have ever pondered coppin' either the Sidekick or Black Berry...come on....kid, get your grown (wo)man on and cop the BB....I used to fake the funk and think it was all hype...but with the accessibility to my e-mail and mo' features than Lil' Wayne....I am still carryin' the Instructions/How To manual in my back pocket....

But don't let me fool you..the $400 plus price tag on my Curve got knocked down to just over a buck ($100 for the out-of-towners) when my two year Verizon contract was up and I got the special re-newel deal...yada mean?

Aiiight, it's Sunday and I'm typin' on the 'top....'aaaamn I need to crawl back to the PS3 and let my boy Niko wild out in the streets of Liberty....chea chea chea!


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Go Cyrus Go (They Shootin')



"Fully Loaded Clip"

"Full Metal Jacket"

"Guns & Roses"

I couldn't decide which title to go with...but besides the 'online' PS3 tip, no one can see me in Nerf guns...chea!

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I Can't Stay Awake (Photo of the Day)



Is it just me or does anyone else 'member 50 originally titlin' his "Curtis" album "I Can't Stay Awake"...granted, I hadn't started my online writing at the time in summer '06...but I still don't remember him making the change to/from "Before I Self-Destruct"...aiight, keepin' things movin'....

Yerrrrp...the above image represents EXACTLY my state of being fo' the weekend....although I say that and will realistically pass out tonight 'fore midnight and be up 'round 7 am coppin' those Southwestern Chicken Biscuits and Steak/Cheese Bagels from Ronald...anyway....

While I am all fo' chillaxing and getting together to do things outside the crib....but never ever ever ever 'nother 24 Hours To Live trial....I have dedicated this weekend to complete rest and non-stop junk food consuming...come on, I even copped "Dexter: The Complete First Season" 12-episode disc from the library...so you see where I'm comin' from? Ahhhh......call off your plans, yo....stay in....enjoy a night to yourself.....and take that however you like...shhhawwwwty and fellas, too...gotta show love.....

-Cyruzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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The Grey Album (Mixtape of the Day)



Say word..."The Greatest Rapper Alive"...? I can't fake....Jigga really is..but it's hilarious when I think back to '99 with his ill record from Ruff Ryders Vol. 1...'member?

LIGHTS OUT...
"Jigga....what's my motherf**kin' name? Jigga. And who I'm rollin' with?"

Toss a couple of diamond symbols up, a fitted and throwback exchanged for a suit and presidency...multi-platinum albums..and here we are....go 'head Jay...you know we love you...and showin' your never-ending and overpowering lyrical strength over the sounds of Beatles? It was enough to make Maria (sorry for the name drop, baby...) snatch the CD out my hand and break it, 'cause I dared her too....but with love then anger then love mixed together with mo' confidence than a Chingy record....here we are....

Jay-Z Meets The Beatles And Creates The Danger Mouse Genius 'Grey Album'

What's my motherf**kin' name?

GCG, baby....ughh....nah, scratch that...

-Go Cyrus Go

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Best of Summer 2008 (Videos of the Summer)

Ahhh....from laughin' non-stop @ Martin to day dreamin' 'bout "2004" with Slum Village's "Selfish"...these killed the summer time fo' me....less than a month 'way from pulling off the "No Summer Love" challenge...chea chea chea....

'fore 'Ye blew it cwwazy big, me and my homie 'Kelvin' were Mille Vanillin' this record..."I got family in high places like Jesus' niece...." come on, yoooooo


Easily the "summer" record of anyone summer...who could ignore this back in..er..."2003"..right? Jigga lacin' the track plus the countless cameos from Diddy to the infamous Roc-la-Familia squad...


C'est le meilleur...et mon favorit...merci a tous! J'adore ce video!


"LMAO" or somethin' like that...


They Shootin' (?)


My Savage...really really really real talk...this video helped me dead 'book..word...


The "perfect" Weekend Message


Get Churr Laugh On, Maaaan.....Apache style!


Relax your eyes and let your conscience be free....and please keep your eyes out on your fam-i-ly...


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Mr. Me Too



I love hip-hop...and while Bow Weezy held it down at the Four Seasons...I did take one of my previous shorties to a nice spot fo' her birthday not too long 'go....so different bank account amounts but I'm up thurr too....(aiight, I'm stuntin' on myself...but what is stuntin' if you got it?)

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Dumb Out



Say word, son? WORD...I finally caught my first "L"....(laugh)...so much fo' going out like Bow Weezy as the Floyd Mayweather of NBA 2K8..(although.....NBA 2K9 can be my official rise to triumph...hmmm)

Actually...chea chea chea....it's official....while I'll still claim to hold the title with just a loss or two under my belt...I'm going hard this weekend on NBA 2K8....shout-out to kang81 and a few other cats who 'turned their system off' 'fore the game ended 'cause they didn't want that "L" to register on their records...I see y'all....so for errryone thinkin' they can battle the kid, hit me up.....

CyrusKLanghorne (soooo government taggin' it, oh yes oh yes....)

But I've made the announcement official....I'm going to tighten up the skills 'til NBA 2K9 drops in October....in which I plan on being invincible...untouchable...it's the kid!

(laugh)

Not even pushin' 9 AM in the mornin' and my mind is runnin' a mile a minute...catch up, y'all!

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Thug Love (Video of the Day)



"He's a little boy. That's so not my cup of tea. "

"He doesn't know what no means."

I hate to put it up Joe, but oh girl (chea...while some say "old"...I'm the "oh" referring type...) really went in on you...

"I'd be lying if I said 10 (minutes in bed)."

Err....'jump-off'?

Well, might as well say this...

"Padded Room in stores October 28th...."

Chea!

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Never Again



Well, in addition to not cursing....we can go 'head and add the word "ghetto" in to that category...(laugh)...fo' the majority of folks who skim and keep it movin'....if you only get one thing out of this posting, just 'member I'm not using 'ghetto' in my dialog anymore and still get down with Mc Donald's Big Macs...chea...

(laugh) Aiight, with that out of the way...let me just clarify...while I rarely, if ever, hear the expression/term being used in today's talk, I can't help but feel like it's still lingering 'round....and with '08 lookin' mo' promisin' than a ring from oh girl with Barack taking the presidency...I feel it's time to stress change....

Yada mean?

Don't feel too bad, sometimes I'm even complex fo' myself...but seriously...watchin' one of my favorite flicks 'Don't Be A Menace....' the other night, I couldn't help but give out those fake giggle laughs at "ghetto" jokes...and it's like...."nah, yo"....

Probably the thing that irks me the most is 'memberin' a certain "light complexed" (I cant' talk much though, huh?) group of folks tossing the term "ghetto" out so loosely back in high school....and the most hilarious thing is not one of them had a real idea of what they were really referring to....

Anyway, long story short....it's time fo' me to really get the grown man look on...(still rockin' du-rags and fitteds 'til the day of my last "Go Cyrus Go" posting though....so ha!) and kick wack-ish categories and terms like that....at the end of the day, I figure just use "wack"......

Have I mentioned how much I love my blog?

Basically.....my blog is pretty much the equivalent of Joe Budden's own diary...

Ahhhh....and despite the no name drops, I love the viewers on the blog..chea chea chea....use me fo' motivation....I've gotten the shout-outs via e-mails and have seen mad ideas trickle down other folks' pages...but I love it, fo' real fo' real...just put me in your credits, oh yeah.......

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