Dreams of F*^king an (Hip-Hop) Chick
It's true, it's true. Thinking about it for the past 48 hours, I realize I still have a slight desire to "get in" Kim's belly. Sorry, I know that's a bit blunt, but with home girl getting up there in years and my name beginning to ring Internet bells (I kid, I kid)...I'm thinking it's about time I get my paid dues, right?
Come on, how else could I feel like "B.I.G" if given the opportunity to receive a one night stand from Ms. Magic (****), right? It really struck my mind the other night when I saw home girl laying down vocals for Mobb Deep's classic "Quiet Storm" and couldn't help but wonder...."what if...."
Shucks, even Kanye made an album dedicated to her...while I've always wanted to give Foxy (Brown) the edge over Kim, I still can't resist the tracks from "Hardcore" plus her infamous photo graphs from awards shows, television appearances and what not....
Who knows, maybe she'll add a few more pounds and look a bit funky, but I have to live out a dream, Kim...and once it goes doooooooowwwwwwnnnn, it will be blogged about...'less I have to write up a pre-arranged agreement, in which case I'll just spit 16 bars about the experience.