I've had it. Seriously.
Erryone has a 'booty'. Erryone has some kind of 'cleavage'. Toe game is getting better and better with erryone. Competition is panning out...
Therefore, I'm getting mo' picky with my judgment...
EARS
Sure, it sounds like some type of fetish or nasty obsession, but by switching up my focus from back/front/sideways views of the typical body parts...I'm going to where none of these shorties will expect....
EARS
Forgot to scrub behind'em 'just' today?
I gotcha.
Infected ear piercing?
I gotcha.
Corn cobs (ugh...as 'pops' used to say...) growing?
I gotcha.
Awkward 'peach' fuzz sprouting along the side?
I gotcha.
So with all the emphasis on waist lines, tightness in clothing, unbuttoned tops, pedicured toes, and four seasons tanning....I'm catchin' erryone off guard...
Watch your ears, 'cause I'm judgin' like Dredd....(too corny but I'm rollin' with it...)
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