Simply hilarious. You can blame this or rather credit this on me watching "Silver Linings Playbook" a few hours ago and having a craving for Jennifer Lawrence.
Star
(laugh) I used to mess with Star extremely hard back when he was on Power 105.1 around early 2005 and then even a little bit when he was on "The Juice" or some funky radio station after his Power 105.1 run came to an unfortunate end.
Realizing Star does these shows on a daily basis from 12 PM to 2 PM EST, my addiction is back in full effect. He is freaking hilarious! (LAUGH)
Kanye West
I have reached a point in my life where I have no idea what to think of Kanye West. For so many years, we (us, you, me, them, errryone) have been conditioned to gasp and awe at everything Kanye does both in public and in private. If he screams for no reason, it is for artistic reasons. If he does not have a single telephone or line of communication other than e-mail, it is because he has a vision. There's so many factors about Yeezy which used to make me think of him almost godly, vastly different from my instant connection to him during those "College Dropout" years. I fear I really have no idea who Kanye is. It is almost like he has blossomed too far for his own good and while people scream in excitement for anything Yeezy utters, I am utterly skeptical about everything Yeezy does.
The-Dream
For some reason, yes I know I have said this in the past, I am really losing an interest in pornography. Well, you know, the "MUST-SEE, LOADS EXPLOSION" type of content which has been known to pretty much bring an immediate end to horniness within 30 seconds.
Now, lets not get it twisted. I was never the type to have a need to watch pornography morning, noon and night, basically with every meal of the day, however, I used to pride myself in knowing an actress' name by merely looking at her face, knowing their best on-screen talent like I used to know each Marvel X-Men character's powers back in the day and so on.
But when I watch something like The-Dream's new video trailer, I feel like on-screen sex and pornography has really lost its touch. Basically, when "porn" used to be something you needed to sneak off to and watch in the privacy of your home (or parents/legal guardian's crib), it had a certain feel to it. Nowadays, you basically feel like you are watching it as your favorite artists' music videos or teaser clips premiere.
Do not get it twisted, I hope on all things might this does not stop. I think it is great artists are trying artistic ways to basically show glistening women naked, or close to it, in their videos but my point is merely the fact all of this has really made actual pornography not as thrilling as it used to be.
Women
(laugh) I have no idea who came up with this but I am in love with every single woman on there. Big props to the guy throwing up a "W" in a wheel chair, beyond hilarious, dope and awesome all combined into one.
I have thrown this issue out there on numerous occasions: I love too many women, I do not love enough women. Yes, it is true but I would not go as far as to call myself a hopeless romantic or even a desperate romantic, but rather just a guy who loves women. Sure, it sounds cliche and even a bit boring, but the fact of the matter is I am scurred (translation: scared) to death of committing myself to one woman under any circumstance outside of being extremely close friends with occasional sleepovers, which may or may not involve sexual activity.
Woman
I must admit, my new place has me embracing life like never before. Now please do not get it twisted, the last place was more than female-friendly, but its size and inability to provide breathing room, which is not a bad thing when caught up in intimacy, really put a strain on my sex life. Sure, there were short-lived wins and memorable evenings, but I felt like LeBron James in his first season with the Miami Heat. Sure, you can reach the Finals put you are strained and unable to bust out your full potential due to immediate surroundings.
With the first year of having my own crib basically done (my old spot's lease actually ends July 31st, but I managed to use Craigslist to its fullest capabilities to find a suitable and paying replacement for myself), I am now in an apartment which could honestly be the place I see myself living well into my 100's. (laugh) Seriously though, aside from the luxury of having a spacious one-bedroom apartment with a wide kitchen, spacious bedroom and a living room which would make any "Call of Duty"-loving gamer basically wet himself in excitement, I am beyond happy.
Seriously. Now, ladies...I am ready to start getting those championship rings!
Iggy Azalea
She used to do it for me, I am not sure what exactly it was about Iggy which made me flip the switch on and, not shortly after, flip the switch back off. I truly believe she can spit some bars, but something seems a bit off. Maybe it is the marketing and promotion she lacks, maybe it is the occasional Twitter remarks which rub me the wrong way, I cannot exactly call it.
Overall, she is quite attractive for a pale lady with some hot 16's on deck and ready to blast.
Jay-Z x Skylar Diggins
I used to have this serious thing with female basketball players. Not so much the "butch" (pardon the expression and phrasing) ones, but the ones you would see away from the court looking extra sexy in their regular fatigues and yet could lace up a pair of Jordans to any male challenger who said something slick about her balling.
My last "big, big, big" crush was on Diana Taursai back during my high school days. My intense crush on her led to me writing a couple personal letters to her school for her and receiving a couple of autographed pictures; one of just her and another signed by the entire team.
(laugh) And yet I had never watched a single Connecticut women's basketball game. I do not share the same feelings and have not in such a long time (thinking back to those 2002-2003 days) and as I look at various photos of former NCAA star Skylar Diggins, especially considering she is with Jay-Z's Roc Nation Sports, I cannot help but kick back and think about Memory Lane for a few minutes. If I were a "kid" again, I could see me gushing over homegirl, but I am sure there are plenty of other versions of myself who fell for her.
Got 'amn it feels good to almost be back to writing, spewing, my thoughts onto here again. Apologies for the delay, the new apartment is beyond freaking amazing. Pizzzow!
Big Boy Dialogue
Yes! Freaking loving this record. Jadakiss is often hit-or-miss with me and this record is definitely refreshing to say the least. Moved into my new apartment, cwwwazy spacious, so expect my thoughts to spill all over here...soon! Pizzzow!
Rock & Roll Gangster
Moving!
Please excuse yet another...um...excuse. Seriously, the GoCyrusGo posts --> thoughts will be explosive sooner than you think. This move across town has me running left and right, thus, I have yet to even have a chance to think. (laugh) Kick back and know the cwwaaziness shall return. Pizzzow!
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